[Back to the lawn again… aren't we always?]

Neil: What exactly are we supposed to do? Any of you been to parties like this?

Knox: Whatever you do, don't make moves on the host's girlfriend.. not that I would know from experience.

Charlie: * waltzes up to Kelly * And you may call me Nuwanda..

Todd: * overhears "Nuwanda" * Oh no, not again.

Kelly: That's what you think.. until you aren't.

Nuwanda: Then who is?

Kelly: * points to Katrina *

[The living room]

Alex: What am I supposed to do with this?

* silence *

Alex: * looks around the room * Where is everybody?

Jono: * leans into room * I think Frenchy's over there * points to closet *

Alex: Thanks. * notices him leaving * And where exactly are you going?

Jono: Posh is here, my friend. Where do you think I'm going?

Alex: (jokingly) Hopefully to hell..

Jono: Why? Want the company?

Alex: * throws pillow at Jono * Now I'm on a quest to find everyone. Goodbye.

* silence *

Alex: * walks tentatively towards the closet * Frenchy? * waits for a response* Frenchy? * opens the door *

Frenchy: * notices the light * Oh, sorry. Just giving Skittery a tour of the house.

Skittery: Yeah. Interesting closet you have here. Lots of room for snoggage—I mean storage!

Alex: Uh huh. Yeah. Umm.. Skitts? That closet is about two by two.

Frenchy: Honestly, how much room do you need? * grin * Of course, I'm referring to how many coats you have to hang.

Alex: * laughs * Have fun, little kiddies. * closes door once again on Skittery and Frenchy * That was definitely not a good idea. Oh well.

[The Kitchen]

Race: Anyone got a deck of cards? Anyone? * starts to twitch *

Jack: * checks pockets * Nah, sorry man. You stole my last deck and slept with 'em undah ya pillow. Nevah got dose back.

Race: It ain't me fault!

Jack: Dat ya kept em wit cha all day an' night. I know you'se a gamblah Race, but dat ain't normal.

Race: Well, ya know, it's jus' a habit. An' we ain't gonna discuss it in front of da lady, are we?

Alex: You sleep with your cards? * pause * Whoa, that didn't sound right.

Race: 'S a long story, I'm shore ya don' have da time ta heah it.

Jack: Yes she does.

Alex: Nah, I really don't. I gotta get more food from the store. But I will hear it when I get back.

Jack: Why doesn't Race heah jus' go witcha?

Alex: Wanna?

Race: (puzzled) Wanna?

Alex: Want to come with me?

Jack: Of coise he does. Race, you'se goin' wit her or..

Race: Or what Kelly?

Kelly: * leans in through doorframe * Someone say my name?

Alex: No, go away.

Kelly: Okay * leaves *

Alex: * turns back to Race * Now what's this about cards?

Race: Well.. ya see… * leans towards her ear and whispers * I have a bit of a card fetish. I think they're sexy.

Mark: SEXY REXY!! "Say no more, mon amour!"

Pie Eater: That guy is great.. he gave me some special brownies!! (singing) Puff the magic dragon smoked alot of weed. And Frolicked in... err.. the shroom garden... on... Christmas Eve.

Alex: * ignoring Pie & Mark * Sexier than me?

Race: Yep.

Alex: * grabs purse full of coins * Fuck you.

Race: You'd like to fuck me, wouldn't you?

Alex: No, but the Queen of hearts would be glad to.

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A/N: And so that just about rounds up our fun for the day kiddos. Yup. Alrighty, nothing to say. Slider is supposedly writing the next chapter, so that's what you're awaiting. Pester her, not me!

Disclaimer: I'm posting this now cuz I didn't want to give anything away. Okay, Race & Skittery & Jack belong to Disney (if I owned them they'd be off doing something I just can't put into a PG-13 story. Neil, Knox, Todd, and Nuwanda belong to whoever made Dead Poets Society. Mark belongs to whoever owns the rights for Empire Records (but I've stolen him and hidden him in closet.. don't tell). Jono belongs to himself (though I wish he belonged to me). Kelly and Katrina own themselves. Frenchy owns herself, Pie Eater's special Puff song, and Race's card fetish. I own myself. Oh, and hitting people with purses belongs to me and Daniel. (LOOONG DISCLAIMER xD)

Shoutouts:

Firecracker: Hmm.. Jono. He's hot, man. In this story, no one has age. So I could bang his brains out. But who knows, I have lots of options in this story. It's special.

Lisa: Hehe. I'm glad you like it. I like it too. LOL.

Sprite: Falling out of your chair again? Heh. I hope so, then I will have done my job. Did you fall off the face of the earth? I haven't heard from you in forever!! Anyway, glad you like.

Frenchy: Well.. there's your Skitts. LOL. And I stole your song. And his card fetish. But you already knew all of this. Cuz I'm talking to you. That's special. Heh.

Anyone else who reviewed: I want to apologize. This thing says I got seven reviews, but I can only see four. So if you reviewed and didn't get a shoutout don't feel bad, that's why.,