By The Insanities
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Okay, if you haven't read The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, you will probably get none of this, make that a lot of none of this. Unfortunately that also includes Jynethe and Finarfëwen… so when they read this they're gonna say 'what the hell, Mithborien'.
Oh well, they do that anyway…
Oh and the disclaimer. Anything that has to do with the Restaurant, especially Max's show, or the End of the Universe has nothing to do with me but rather comes from the genius of Douglas Adams. However this whacked out story was created by me, Mithborien and I will get really annoyed if you try to pass it off as your own. At least give me something in return for it. Money is always good…
Oh yeah, you might wanna read the prologue to all this which explains a lot. It's called 'We don't need a title' and can be found on our bio page.
For everyone whose read Hitchhiker's I just wanna remind you all of this quote by Zaphod Beeblebrox, made me laugh reading it again.
"Shee, you guys are so unhip it's a wonder your bums don't fall off."
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The Chocolate biscuits~*~*~*~
"That is it! I have had it!"
Mithborien slammed the fridge door shut so hard some of the magnets fell off. She ignored the sign saying 'I don't do mornings', and instead stormed out of what passed for the kitchen in the Tardis. They are still renovating after all. She strode up to Command and kicked open the door, which is quite an accomplishment considering it only slides open.
She entered the room to be confronted with two revolving, giggling whirls of what appeared to be Jynethe and Finarfëwen having spinning races on the motorised chairs in Command.
With an evil smile Mithborien pressed a button on a control panel that was conveniently placed close by. With a whine the two chairs ground to a halt causing both Jynethe and Finarfëwen to fall out of then with a shriek. And by fall, I mean thrown into the air then descending rapidly towards the ground resulting in a collision of moving human (well, close enough) flesh and immobile, inert metal floor with resultant pain. And by shriek, I mean bloodthirsty screams that could curdle milk…
While it's still in the cow…
"Right, now that I have your attention," Mithborien said as she looked benignly at the two ruffled lumps that made up sixty six and two thirds percent of The Insanities.
"You could have said something!" Finarfëwen groaned as she stood up wobbling.
"Yes, I could have. However I had a point in doing that."
"It'd better be a good one," said Jynethe as she finally managed to stand up without wincing. "Cause that hurt."
"Well, yes, that was my point."
Jynethe and Finarfëwen tried to roll their eyes, but due to the fact that they were still dizzy from spinning around they promptly fell over again.
"Now," Mithborien said when they had regained their feet again, "I have a question." She took a deep breath then bellowed, "WHO THE HELL ATE ALL OF MY CHOCOLATE BISCUITS?"
Both Jynethe and Finarfëwen had the sense to look equally abashed.
Mithborien nodded, her eyes furious. "Right, so it was both of you!"
Jynethe looked away, while Finarfëwen attempted to explain herself. "Hey, I didn't see your name on them."
"Whadya call this." Mithborien thrust the empty biscuit packet under Finarfëwen's nose where the name 'Mithborien' was clearly visible in purple ink on a yellow Post-It note followed by 'KEEP YA MITS OFF!'.
"Oh, my mistake then."
Mithborien did something that was partly a growl and partly a sigh then threw the packet over her head.
"THAT IS IT!" she yelled.
"What is?" Jynethe asked.
"That, obviously," replied Finarfëwen.
Meanwhile, Mithborien had sat down in the central command chair and began twiddling with the buttons and knobs in front of her.
"Uh, what are you doing?" Finarfëwen inquired hesitantly while Jynethe attempted to sidle closer to see what was happening.
"I am tired," Mithborien said in a determined voice as she continued to manipulate the controls, "of there being no food on this ship. So for once, just once, I want a decent meal. So that is where I am going, to get one."
"And where is that exactly?" Jynethe asked.
"The Restaurant at the End of the Universe."