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Shadowusagidramon: Yup, a new chapter to this God awful story. This chapter is dedicated to all the people who read it. And to anime-crazy2, because I got the poor soul's name wrong in the last chapter, which I dedicated to him, too.
So, recorded in front of a live studio audience….
Digimon Season X: The Stuff with all the Stuff!
Episode 2: Energetic Rabbit! Usagidramon Emerges!
Kouji: Okay, to make my job more easier on me, four new losers got digivices and are headed into the Digital World. There, I did it.
Kasumi had the displeasure of waking up to a pounding headache. She didn't bother getting up. Instead, the brunette mentally cursed and moved her limbs some to check if any were broken or fractured. A sigh of relief slipped through her lips, and Kasumi decided that now was the perfect time to get up before some person came around and decided that she was dead.
"Oh, you're finally awake?" A voice that sounded like that of Kotono Mitsuishi (my fave female seiyuu, better known for Excel of Excel Saga, or Mink of Dragon Half) filled Kasumi's ears.
"Yeah, though I dunno why someone as cool as you would be wondering that, Kotono-sama…" Kasumi muttered slightly, then it sunk in "Wait, you're the Kotono Mitsuishi? " A rush of excitement flowed through Kasumi, because let's face it, Kotono-sama is so cool!
"I'm not Kotono Mitsu-whatever. But you are somewhat close…" Kasumi turned her attention to the voice that sounded so much like Kotono-sama. But much to her dismay, or even horror prehaps, in place of the seiyuu was a 3 foot 3 inch tall pink dragon. The pink creature had a metal helmet over her long maroon-colored hair, and long pink ears protruding from the helmet. She also wore metal gauntlets on her hands. "I'm not Kotonomon, I'm Kanarimon!" The pink dragon smiled, bearing her small fangs. "And I'd like to welcome you to the Digital World, though I don't know why a human like you is here, unless…"
"Unless what? Do you know what I'm suppose to do with this thing? And what the hell are you suppose to be, anyway?" Kasumi held her digivice up, while questioned the child-like Kanarimon, which was probably not the best way to get a smart answer, as proven…
"Teeheehee! You said hell!" …now. "And I'm a Digimon, a Digital Monster. And that thing in your hand is…" That's when the immature dragon's eyes widenned. "T-th-that's a D-Reader! And that color! You-you must be…"
"I must be what? Come on, you can tell me, I won't hurt you if it's bad."
"You must be the one who's spirit descends from ancestor's Master, Usagidramon! Which means that you are now my Master, my Lady." Kanarimon bowed her head, switching from the endearing clown to the serious servant.
"Woah, woah, woah! I don't think I came here to have some pink monster kiss my ass. I'd seriously like to know what's going on!" Kasumi sighed, picking Kanarimon up into a standing position. "Now, start over. I'm the what with your what?"
"Well, let's see, how do I explain this…" Kanarimon began thinking of a simple way of explaining the situation to Kasumi better, which was turning out to be more difficult than both of the female specimen. Kanarimon's thoughts were inturrupted by the sudden rumbling of a stampede. Or eathquake. Kasumi was unsure of what to expect here in the Digital World.
Not suprisingly, it was the first choice. A large group of Koromon, Pagumon, Puyomon, Demikanarimon, and Motimon ran, squeeling like their little lives depended on it. The bringer of the threat? The most common Digimon threat in the series, a Snimon.
"Ah, geez, why must my job be such a difficult task?" Kanarimon sighed.
"Job? Do you mean you protect those cute little blob dudes ?" Kasumi asked, somewhat worried for the sake of the children.
"Erm… yeah… but my job has been really tough ever since this wild Snimon came. He's been constantly attacking us, and apparently with no motive."
"Ah… sucks to be you…"
"Don't remind me… GET DOWN!" Kanarimon quickly ended the conversation while ducking her and Kasumi's head low, dodging the sudden attack from the Mantis Digimon.
"Shadow Sickle!" The green Digimon cried out, attacking with his…er… sickle claw things. Kasumi and Kanarimon leaped behind a large rock and stayed low.
"Okay, what the name of God is that thing?!?" Kasumi's voice was displaying her obvious panic.
"That's Snimon, an Insactiod Digimon. His Shadow Sickle attack can slice through anything like a hot knife through butter. He's the one that's been causing us trouble lately." Kanarimon spoke in genius mode.
"…Digimon have butter here?" Kasumi wasn't sure if she should be shocked or not, seeing as most of the creatures she had seen didn't even have hands. Kanarimon wasn't sure if Kasumi had been even paying attention.
"That's not the point! Look, you run to safety, I'll try to hold the guy off as best as I can." Kanarimon leaped over the rock, shouting at the Snimon to attract it's limited attention. "Hey, you butt-ugly bug! You're bug fuggly! Get it? You don't? Oh, that's too bad, you stupid waste of data!" If there was one thing that this Kanarimon was proud of, it was her ability to piss her fellow Digimon off. She wasn't sure if it counted as a talent, but she was proud nonetheless. It really benifited her that the Snimon was a hot-head, so she had an advantage, as far as she saw. The Snimon turned it's gaze (?) to the pink dragon that was only a meter tall. "Yeah, big boy! I know you want a piece of my pink ass, so come and get me!" Kanarimon gave the Snimon a taunting smile, futher angering the large bug.
"Shadow Sickle!" The Snimon slashed at the rookie leveled dragon, but the small creature was able to dodge the attacks.
"Kanari Claw!" Kanarimon counterattacked with a slash from her own gauntlets, however, the strike wasn't strong enough to phase the insect. "Damn, I'll have to try something stronger…" Kanarimon cursed at the large insect and wished that either he was a lower level or that she herself could digivolve. However, wishfull thinking wouldn't lead her to victory, and she decided to try something stronger before giving up the fight.
"Kanari Fang!!" The small dragon spit out a large, fang shaped, pink beam of some sort at the green insect, praying that her next attack was strong enough. With one sickle claw, the Snimon easily swatted away the pink fang and used the other claw to swat the Kanarimon into a tree, forcing her back to slam hard enough into the tree and break it. Kanarimon laid on her stomach, moaning in pain and cursing the Snimon.
Though her vision was blurred, her large, aqua green eyes caught Kasumi watching the Snimon from behind the same rock from earlier. Kasumi then turned her head towards the injured Digital Monster, eyes widening as she caught gaze of the injuries Kanarimon attained in the battle. Kasumi wished she could help, but she didn't know how to. She knew she'd be no match against the raging Snimon. Kasumi turned her attention to the object Kanarimon called "D-Reader", hoping an answer of some form would emit out of the device in hologram form, of be read across the LCD screen or something! Kasumi's feeble mind fought desperatly for an answer of some sort to mentally appear, but that turned out to be a failure. Then, a new idea wiggled it's way into Kasumi's head…
Kasumi began to jam at the white buttons on her digivice like a madwoman, all whilst screaming at the electronic product, in hopes of a response. Of course, nothing happened, causing the Gogglehead to pout.
"You…you have to… you must… Spirit Evolve…" Kanarimon smiled weakly and spoke in the same weak manner. "See… the button on the side…. scan your barcode…." Kanarimon stopped speaking and began panting heavily, too weak to do anything else. Kasumi felt really bad that Kanarimon was hurt, and decided to listen to her, hoping that Kanarimon was as smart as Sakura. Kasumi looked at the barcode on the palm of her hand, then pressed the button and prepared to follow Kanarimon's somewhat thurough instructions.
"Alright! Champion Spirit Digivolution!" Kasumi shouted out loud, against her free will, scanning her barcode. Data surrounded her changing body, as bits of cloth and metal armor fitted itself onto Kasumi's newly forming body. Kasumi cringed a bit, the pain from transforming, though mild, was bothersome. The proccess finished and what now stood before the weakened Kanarimon was the most impressive Digimon she had ever seen, calling out her name in triumph. "Usagidramon!"
Usagidramon stood six feet tall, her long pink metal tipped ears excluded. Most of her head was covered by a metal helmet with aquagreen visors. In fact, only her ears and the lower part of her head was visible, showing off a mouth filled with a small but impressive set of fangs. Her left shoulder was protected by a long piece of golden, flame-adorn armor, while her left forearm was kept safe with a large golden… um… forearm armor with a pair of wings designed on it. Her right shoulder was bare, but her right forearm had a large leather arm guard, with the yellow symbol design, the same one displayed on the screen of Kasumi's digivice earlier, sewn onto the leather. The upper half of her body was covered by an aquagreen tank top of some sort, while the lower half was covered by a long skirt of some sort (like the one Seung Mina from Soul Blade/Calibur has, with the split sides and the such) of the same color, also with the yellow symbol (I can't really describe it, I dunno what I was thinking when I drew it). Her knees were kept safe by gold knee armor, the pair having a rather cute smile engraved in the armor. From her knees down to her ankles were aquagreen leg covers, each showing a poorly done sew job with black thread. Her feet weren't covered, showing delicate rabbit feet.
"Hey, Snimon, why don't you fight someone your own size?" Snimon turned his attention to the new voice, sounding like Megumi Toyoguchi (Japanese Mimiru on dot.Hack//Sign). If the Snimon had eyebrows, this one would probably raise one at the sight of what he failed to see as a threat. Then again, you might not find a six foot tall pink rabbit threatening, either.
"Really? Why should I be afraid of you?" The Snimon hissed, readying his sickle-like claws. His claws never failed him in battle.
"You think your claws can stop me? Well, I've got news for you, I have claws of my own." Usagidramon smiled and slipped on what looked like aquagreen sleeves with floral designs at the seams. Three large claws protruded from the end of the long sleeves. (Think Lei-Lei/Hsein-ko's claws. You know, the Chinese ghost from Darkstalkers) Usagidramon's smile turned into a toothy grin as she readied her huge claws. The Snimon growled and struck.
"Shadow Sickle!" The Snimon slashed at Usagidramon, who immedeatly blocked the attack. The Snimon was shocked. He had anticipated the attack to, if blocked, penitrate through and deliver damage.
"Is that the best you can do?" Usagidramon gave the large insect a taunting smirk, sending the creature in mental panic, unaware of any of the attacks Usagidramon had in store for him. "Thousand Rabbit Slash!!" Usagridramon rushed up to the Snimon and gave him what looked like to the untrained eye just a few slashes. The Snimon, though badly injured, tried to stay strong, not allowing some pink rabbit to defeat him. However, the poor guy was struggling just to stand up on his four legs.
"What? You still want to fight?" Usagidramon hissed, removing her claws. "Alright, then. If you insist. Lunar Fist!" Usagidramon punched the air infront of her, forming the design of a full moon to appear below the Snimon, freezing him in terror. Usagidramon then punched the ground, activating a thick, powerful beam to blast up from the moon below, practically obliterating the Snimon into nothing but a data code. That was Usagidramon's cue to get out her D-Reader and scan.
"Snimon, may your powers be used for the good intentions of my claws, not the bad reasoning of evil. Data Read, Crusify!" Usagidramon's D-Reader scanned Snimon's data, storing it for what would be a later use. The image of Snimon appeared on screen, confirming a successful scan. Then, an image of Snimon's sickle claws appeared. Usagidramon de-digivolved back to Kasumi, who seemed quite worn out.
"Aw, man."Kasumi moaned between breaths. "I was so cool! Don't know how I did that, but I was still so awesome!"
"I was right! I was right!" The recovering Kanarimon squeeled. "You are the human whose spirit descended from Usagidramon!"
"Meaning…what?" Then, Kasumi remembered something she considered more important."I came here with some human friends! Were are they?"
"Friends? You are the first human I've seen. However, they could be at the base of Mt. D.Fuji…" Kanarimon pointed to a large mountain past the forset area.
"Mt.D.Fuji? What, is that some ripoff of Mt.Fuji in the real world?"
"Well, yeah, I geuss you could consider it that. Someone downloaded a picture of the mountain, and it evolved into Mt.D.Fuji after many, many years. That's what I've heard, atleast…"
"Well, what are we waiting for? Let's go find my friends!" Kasumi grabbed onto Kanarimon's wrist and ran entusiastically into the forest, then came to a halting screech before entering the forest that she knew nothing about. "Wait a minute… Musashi isn't my friend! I hate his God damn guts!" Kasumi scowled as the image of the spikey haired young teen she despised came to mind.
"Sounds like you like this kid a lot.." Kanarimon mumbled.
"What was that?!?!?!?!" Kasumi hissed at the pink dragon, tightening her grip around Kanarimon's wrist. Kanarimon winced in pain.
"I said… uh… why do you need me to come along?" Kanarimon prayed that Kasumi was as stupid as her appearance and attitude implied.
"Oh… well, I don't want to be a lost fool here in the… uh…"
"Digital World." Kanarimon whispered to Kasumi.
"Right! Digital World! I need someone to guide me. So, will you do it or will you do it?" Kasumi looked desperate and dumber than Daisuke and Takuya combined.
"Well, what other option do I have?" Kanarimon sighed, yet found herself amused by Kasumi's simplicity. "Besides, I am the desendant of Usagidramon's servant, so I suppose I'd have to say yes, anyway." But Kasumi was long gone by the time Kanarimon finished speaking. "Hey! Wait for me, you bumbling idiot!"
To be continued
Kouji: Yeah, okay. So it looks like the new Gogglehead figured out how to use her spirit. Let's see if the other idiots can fare well on the next Digimon: Digital Monsters!
…There, I said it. Can I go free now?
Shadowusagidramon: Nope, since you were the cheapest one available.
Kouji: Well, then can you atleast loosen the chains around my ankle?
Usagidramon: Sorry, can't hear you! Do, how did you boys and girls like that episode? What? Really? Well, hopefully, it'll get better soon. Just keep watching to find out. (attempts to flash a winning smile, which scares everyone away)