With Officer Tom...

Officer Tom was filling out paper work in his office when his partner, Officer Bob came by. "Why aren't you home, Bob?" Officer Tom asked. "I actually don't know," Officer Bob replied. "Why are you here? You got off an hour ago." "You're right, Bob!" Officer Tom shouted. "I've something to do!" With that, he ran out the door. "Wonder what's up with him," Officer Bob said under his breath.
Officer Tom jumped in his police car and drove off. He was on his way to the park that the Ham-Ham clubhouse was at. He had personal business there. When the four hours had passed and it was around three in the morning, Officer Tom made it to the clubhouse. He stepped out of the police car and walked through the tunnel to the clubhouse. Officer Tom trudged quietly into Boss's bedroom where he found Boss sprawled on top of the covers. He whispered to himself, "If I'm able to pick up fourty year old criminals, I'm definately able to pick him up, like I could fourteen years ago.
Officer Tom noted the shovel Boss had in his paws and said, "I remember that shovel like it was yesterday...but why the heck would he sleep with it?" He put his arms around Boss and gingerly picked him up. "This boy's lighter than he was fourteen years ago," Officer Tom whispered to himself. He decided to take the shovel, too.
Officer Tom walked out of the clubhouse. He carefully put the sleeping Boss in the police car and started to drive again. "One more stop...," Officer Tom murmured.
When the police car parked itself in front of the Bad Hams Place, Officer Tom stepped out. (Man, this guy's a psycho or something!) He opened the panel doors and quietly snuck down the staircase. Officer Tom finally found Mike's room and opened the door. In the feather bed against the wall, he found Mike. Officer Tom walked over and picked Mike up. "This boy's definately lighter today than he was fourteen years ago," Officer Tom whispered. "I should take him in, but I want this criminal."
Officer Tom made it out of the Bad Hams Place with Mike and put him in the police car with Boss. "Just gotta get home quick," Officer Tom said under his breath.