(Scene: Four days later. Jareth runs through the throne room, yelping. Gabriel is chasing after him with a bullwhip.)

(Scene: Three days after that. Jareth is sitting on his throne, holding court. Gabriel is in the corner, tapdancing. Jo swaggers in, wearing a cheap Dracula costume and with her hair dyed blue. Her skin is unnaturally pale. Seeing her, Jareth raises an eyebrow.)

Jareth: Where have you been?

Jo: Italians make good munchies.

(In the corner, Gabriel stares at Jo. Then she falls over in a dead faint. Neither Jareth nor Jo notice.)

Jareth: ...what happened to your teeth?

Jo: (innocently biting lower lip) What teeth?

(Gabriel twitches, wakes up, and goes to hide under the covers. Ambassador #2 looks into the room, then starts to run away.)

Ambassador #2: It wasn't me! I didn't do it! It was all Lestat's fault!

Jareth: Who's Lestat...?

(Scene: Jareth's room. Gabriel is hiding under the covers of the bed. Jo is floating over her, chilling out.)

Jo: Y'know, you really should meet Lestat. He's cool. But...I wanna be human again. Being a vampire really bites.

Gabriel: You're one to talk about biting.

Jo: I know.

(She smiles toothily.)

Jo: Y'think I should bite Jareth?

Gabriel: Don't, please. I kind of like his neck the way it is.