2003-06-14
Dear Dairy, you'll never guess what! My yami actually came up with a safe, fun and selfless idea! Since we all need a break from the tortures of Truth and Dare or Punishment, where all going on a holiday! Zidane and the gang are taking us to this real nice place in Gaia! Everyone who's going is the FF IX cast minus Quina HOPEFULLY, YGO cast, me Blade, Katy and Kathy and Treno.
Treno: CHI MO GET DOWN HERE! THEY'LL BE HERE ANY MINUTE!
Ugh...well dairy time to say good bye for a couple of weeks!
Chi Mo
(In the living room)
Yugi: AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH WHO'S STANDING ON ME!?
Yami: Oops.
Yugi: (kicks him in the shin)
Yami: WHY YOU LITTLE!
Chi Mo: (comes in) SHADDUP! There's not enough room! Some of you go into the kitchen! (Yami, Seto, Mokuba, Joey, Duke and Mai go into the kitchen, after climbing over everyone's stuff that's in the hall.) (Door bell rings)
Blade: (Charges down the stairs.) I'll get it!
(Opens door, Kathy and Katy are there)
Blade: HEY GUYS!!!!!!!!
Kathy and Katy: HEY!
Blade: Come on in.you can just dump your stuff there if you want.
Chi Mo: BLADE!!!!!! WHEN'S ZIDANE GONNA GET HERE!?
Blade: He said ten minutes and that was an hour ago.
Treno: (looks out the window.) He's coming!!!!!!!
Blade: RIGHT EVERYONE! GET YOUR STUFF AND MOVE OUT!
(There's a whole rush to get the bags but eventually everyone have their stuff and are waiting outside.)
(Zidane lands the Invincible (for all you non-FF IX people its this cool big blue air ship that has amazing destructive power!)
Zidane: You guys ain't getting on yet, we need to wait for the Red Rose.
Blade: WHERE THE BLOODY HELL IS IT?
Zidane: (sigh) Beatrix didn't want to come so of course just as they were taking off Steiner decided to say one final farewell.
Freya: Garnet almost crashed the ship.
Zidane: Yep.(shrugs) Anyway who's going on the Red Rose and who's coming on the Invincible?
Blade: (takes out a list.) Ok me, Kathy, Bakura, Treno, Yami, Yugi, Joey, Tristan, Seto, Mokuba, Mai, Serenity, Duke, Malik and Marik are for the Invincible.
Chi Mo: BUT I WANNA BE WITH PUPPY!!!!!!!!!
Blade: Shut up.you have to keep Katy safe from Quina.
Joey: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Chi Mo: BUT WHO'LL KEEP ME SAFE FROM QUINA!?
Freya: Nothing on Gaia or Earth can keep you safe from Quina when he's hungry.
Zidane: He/she.
Freya: Oh, well whatever.
Treno: Umm.I have to go on the Red Rose!
Blade: Why?
Treno: Just because.
Blade: .....Ok then.
Red Rose arrives.
Zidane: Ok everyone for the Invincible get on! Oh and one piece of advice, leave Amarant alone.as in if he comes into a room, you leave.
Others: Ok.....
Treno: Come on I'll introduce you to everyone!
Everyone boards the ships, and they take off.
(In the Red Rose)
Treno: Ok, just dump your stuff with their stuff. (Katy and the others throw their stuff onto the pile. Treno throws all but one bag.) I'll get you a choccie biccy each. (Set's the bag down and toddles off)
Quina: (believe it or not finds the bag suspicious.)
(A bump appears in the bag for about five seconds and then disappears)
Quina: Food?
(The bag rattles a little)
Quina: BAG MOVE!
Eiko: Huh?
Quina: Me see bag move!!!!!!!!!!
Eiko: Quina how the hell can a bag move my itself!? (Eiko sees the bag move.) GAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT MOVED THE BAG MOVED!!!!!!!
Amarant: Damn brats.(looks away to find Anzu in right up next to him with that stupid goofy smile on her face.) GAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Anzu: You look like you need a friend!
Amarant: I'm too cool to have friends.
Anzu: No one's too cool for friends! (Tries to hug him)
Amarant: WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING!!!!??? I'M TOO COOL TO BE HUGGED! (Girlish shriek)
(In the Invincible)
Blade, Freya and Kathy: I SEE A RED DOOR AND I WANT TO PAINT IT BLLLLLACK, NO COLOURS ANYMORE I WANT THEM TO TURN BLACK.
Zidane: I didn't know you could sing like that Freya.
Freya: Well I used to be a punk chick type person.
Zidane: WHAT!?
Freya: (shrugs) What? Sir Frately liked me that way.he thought I was cute.
Blade: I look in side myself you see my heart is black!
Kathy: I see a red door and I have to have it black!
Freya: Maybe I'll fade away, not have to face the facts!
All three: MAN IT'S NOT EASY WHEN YOUR WHOLE WORLDS TURNING BLACK!!!!!
Yugi: Looking out the window thing at the front of the cockpit.
Others: (Sweat drop)
Yugi: HEY! Isn't that Anzu's house?
Zidane: (Trying to act William Shatner) TO-BATTLE-STATIONS!
Blade: Aye capin! (runs out)
Zidane: Scottie-power-up-the-proton-torpedos.
Blade: (in the Bottom of the ship) You mean the Eye ball thing on the bottom of the ship that destroys stuff capin?
Zidane: Yes-I-do.
Blade: Powering up main eyeball thingie capin.
Zidane: Mr-Soulo-I-mean-Ms-Cresent steady as she goes.
Freya: You're the one driving Zidane.
Zidane: Oh-so-I-am.
Blade: (using the comunitatior btw) Eyeball thingie ready to go capin.
Zidane: ENGAGE!
Yugi: It isn't doing anything!
Zidane: Mr-Scottie,-more-power!
Blade: I'm giving her all she's got captain!
Zidane: I SAID MORE POWER!
Blade: Damn it Jim, I'm a dead Egyptian, not a miracle worker!
Joey: WILL YOU TWO CUT THE STAR TRECK STUFF OUT!
Zidane: (Talking normally again) BLADE STOP ARGUEING AND PUT MORE POWER INTO IT!
Blade: AND WHAT WILL WE DO IF WERE ATTACKED LATER ON?
Bakura: The friendship barrier is starting to give!
Joey: JUST ONE BIG BLAST WILL DO IT!
Blade: Oh all right.
(Invincible uses a REALLY big blast of energy and destroys Anzu's house.)
All: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Back on the Red Rose.)
Garnet: (has put the RR on auto-pilot) What are you all doing?
Eiko: Garnet look! This bags moving!
Katy: Errrr.isn't that Treno's bag?
Chi Mo: If he's brought that damn monkey with him, I SWEAR I'LL THROW IT OFF THE DECK!
Treno: (in the kitchen looking for chocolate biscuits)
(A/N It didn't ever show the inside of the Red Rose so who's to say there isn't a kitchen? Besides this is Bhrane's ship so..there probably is one!)
Mojo: (sits beside Treno and screeches)
Treno: What? Uh oh.(runs out)
Garnet: Steiner poke it with your sword!
Treno: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! (flames Steiner)
Steiner: (Is ok cuz of his armour)
Treno: DON'T TOUCH THE BAG!
Chi Mo: Is it that damn monkey!?
Bag: Ba-ka?
Katy: WHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAT!? (Opens bag, Ryga and Baku (Kathy's twins) look up at her and giggle) TRENO!
Treno: Well.it wasn't fair.us all going and they had to stay at home.
Chi Mo: SO YOU STUFFED THEM IN A BAG AND HOPED WE WOULDN'T NOTICE!?
Treno: In those words..yes.
All: (Anime fall)
Treno: Don't worry..I'll take care of them!
Katy: Oh and you've been doing a great job so far!
Treno: WAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Twins: WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mojo: WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Garnet: AH SHUT UP!
Treno, twins and Mojo: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
Garnet:.........ugh..if you don't stop we'll go straight back home!
All: (stop crying)
(An hour and a half later)
Zidane: Dum.dum.
Yami: Hey.what is that?
Mai:..It's a big wisp of cloud.I think.
Malik:.looks more like mist.
Zidane and Freya: MIST!?
Yugi: (leans further against the glass) Hey.what's that?
(something bangs into them)
Kathy: AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! WTF WAS THAT!?
Joey: Something's hitting us!
Mai: Oh I never would have guessed!
Freya: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
(A Nova Dragon splats against the window.)
Zidane: (Uses the windshield wipers.) Blade what happened to the fore field!?
Blade: (Comes into the cockpit) We used the energy to power up the Invincibles eye blast.
Zidane: Errrr.
Blade: I tired to warn you.
Duke: (playing with his hair) Uh oh.
Tristain: Final thought..we're screwed.
Marik: Soooooooooo.what are we supposed to do?
Freya: Contact the Red Rose! It can help!
Blade: The communitors are down.as are all of our weapons and defences.
Seto: Well might as well get it over with! (cracks open cyanide)
Mokuba: BIG BROTHER!!!!!! NO! (tackles Seto)
(Window breaks)
Kehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!!!!!!!!!!
Zidane: I know that voice..
Freya: Oh no.
Kuja: I'M BACK!!!!!!!!
Blade: OH WHOOPDE DO..
Kuja: And with avengance!
All: (blink.) Kuja:...............Uhh..don't you get it? I'M GONNA WRECK YOUR SUMMER!!!!!
All: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zidane: Wait.pshhhhhhhhhhhh how you gonna do that!?
Kuja: I have become even more powerful! And I know the Ultimate torture spell!
Marik: Really!?
Malik: (rolls his eyes) And that would be?
Kuja: KEYA!!!!!!!!!
(everyone's dressed up as Disney characters.)
Yami: (Is snow white) AGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Marik: (is sleeping beauty)....(begins twitching violently)
Bakura: (is Tinkerbell) GAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! (faints)
Seto: (Is Belle) MOKUBA GIVE ME BACK THOSE CYANIDE PILLS!
Mokuba: (Is Lilo) NO YOU'LL HOG THEM ALL!
(And you get the picture.)
Zidane: HA!!!!!!! It didn't work on us! (as in him or Freya)
Kuja: Oh I've got a different one for you.
Zidane: (In a moggle suit) NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! NOT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!
Kathy: (laughs her ass off)
Freya: Kweh.(has been turned into a chocobo.)
Zidane: Ughhhhhhhhhhh.kupo.how's this supposed to ruin our summer?
Kuja: It isn't I was just demonstrating some of my amazing new powers! No what I have in store for you is much more evil!
Yami: MORE EVIL THAN BEING A DISNEY GIRL!? IT'S NOT POSSIBLE!
Kuja: Oh you'll find it is.there is a torture so extreme.it messes with the mind and crushes the soul.
Blade: Sounds like my singing.
Kuja: Worse than that!
All: (GASP!)
Kuja: And it's everywhere you go! I am of course talking about the dreaded........school!
Blade: WHAT!? WE JUST GOT OUT OF THAT DUMP!
Yugi: (The sugar plum fairy, complete with wand and tiara.) YEAH!!!!!!!
Joey: (The little mermaid.((I'm running out of these!))) THERE AIN'T NO WAY I'M GOING BACK!
Kuja: Oh.you won't be going back to your schools.and you won't be learning things you normally learn.you're going to Kamp Kuja!
Zidane:.......that's the best you could come up with?
Kuja: SHUT IT MONKEY BOY!
Zidane: MAKE BE YA CURVY-
(Everyone from the Red Rose appears.)
Katy: Huh?
Chi Mo: Errrrrrr.
(sees the others and laugh there asses off)
Chi Mo: Stomach cramp!!!!!!!!
Kuja: SHUT THE F*** UP! (teleports them all.to what looks like an asembeley hall) Right.now.(cracks knuckles) you'll all be here for a certain period of time, and while you are here, you will all learn various, new for most of you, skills, at the end of every two weeks you will be given a test on a subject. The subject will be selected by the powers that be (the reviewers) at the end should you fail more than three times at any subject you will have to take an extra test, if you should fail it.you'll be here forever! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Katy: Ok.when I agreeded you never said about this!
Kathy: YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!! ACK!!!!!!!! WHAT ARE RYGA AND BAKU DOING HERE!?
Treno: I sorta snuck them here.
Mojo: Shriek!
Kuja: Oh and I almost forgot.I have a partner in crime now. Gary: SPOOT! (Jumps in wearing a miniture black cape.)
Treno: BETRAYED BY MY ONLY CHILD!!!!!!!
Kuja: Oh shut up.now let's meet your teachers! Your weapons Teacher is Sephiroth.
Sephiroth: (evil laugh)
Kuja: You chemical teacher is Prof. Hojo.
Hojo: (All green and wobely) KEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!
Kuja: Your Chocobo riding instructor, Cloud.
Cloud: (Waves)
Kuja: Your potions teacher, Aeris.
Aeris: (smiles and waves)
Kuja: Your Stealth teacher, Solid Snake.
Snake: (starts smoking)
Kuja: And.your flower arranging teacher.Hanna.
Hanna: (nervous laugh)
Chi Mo: YOU BITCH HOW COULD YOU BETRAY YOUR OWN COUSIN!
Hanna: Eh.(shrugs)
Kuja: I'm the principal and Gary is vice Principal!
Gary: SPOOT! Kuja: Lessons begin tomorrow.but first we'll have to sort you out into your rooms two to a room of course.(evil smile) Amarant is staying with Freya, Zidane with Garnet, Vivi with Eiko, Steiner with Mojo, Ryou with Katy, Bakura with Kathy, Treno with the twins, Yami with Blade, Malik with Mai, Marik with Serenity, Yugi with Tristain, Seto with Mokuba and Chi Mo with Joey.
Chi Mo: YAY!!!!!!!!!!! PUPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gary: SPOOT!!!!!!!!
Kuja: Oh yeah.Quina and Anzu are together.
Yugi: Poor, poor Quina.
Blade, Chi Mo, Zidane, Katy and Kathy: (doing happy dance)
Kuja: RIGHT LIGHTS OUT, GET TO YOUR ROOMS!
All leave and go to their rooms with their partners.
(A/N ------= switch to a different room.)
Yami: This is the room?
Blade:.......ugh.not exactly roomy is it?
Yami: I call I get top bunk!
Blade: (Opens the wardrobe) Hmm? What are these for?
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Freya: Oh look! Sprinklers.and umbrellas.why keep these in a wardrobe?
Amarant: I'm too cool to care.
Freya: You don't mind if I put these sprinklers on do you? It'll remind me of being home.
Amarant: I'm too cool to be bothered.
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Steiner: THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS!!!!!! ASKING A KNIGHT TO SHARE HIS QUARTERS WITH A MONKEY NO LESS!
Mojo: Shriek!
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Treno: Damn...still haven't gotten you two those bicciys.(opens closet) HEY WHAT DO YOU KNOW! CHOCOLATE BICCIYS! (Gives Ryga and Baku a couple each) there's some plushies here as well.and...a straight jacket? Hmm may come in handy later.(looks at Baku.)
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Garnet: ZIDANE CUT IT OUT! (bonks him over the head.)
Zidane: Ouch.might as well make the most of it!
Garnet: NO YOU WON'T (Takes frying pan out of the wardrobe and pans Zidane)
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Seto: YOU DROPPED THEM!?
Mokuba: Yeah.when that guy Kuja was talking.
Seto: YEAH RIGHT! YOU'VE TAKEN THEM ALL!!!!!!! GIVE ME THEM BACK!!!!!!
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Mai: (Blink)
Malik: (Blink)
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Marik:..........(twitches)
Serenity: Ok so do-
Marik: GAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Serenity: AHHHHHHHH!!!!!! (runs outside)
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Yugi: What are all these chains for?
Tristain: Beats me.(keeps pulling them out of the wardrobe)
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Vivi: So.now what do we do?
Eiko: Lets try and bust out of here!
Vivi: Ummm.
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Katy: RYOU!!!!!!!!!!! (knock on the door)
Ryou: (Opens it) Ummm.
Quina: Sugar? (holds up cup)
Ryou: Errrrrrrr.
Chi Mo: (Pokes her head out of her room.) QUINA I THOUGHT WE TOLD YOU TO GO BACK TO YOUR OWN ROOM!
Joey: (pokes his head out too) YEAH!
Quina: Sugar?
Kathy: What's going on?
Quina: Sugar?
Kathy: Err..
Bakura: HERE! (puts some sugar in the cup) NOW FUCK OFF!
Quina: YAY! ME HAVE SUGAR! (waddles off)
Katy: What are you guys doing here?
Bakura: Just checking the place out.
Kathy: All these doorways look the same!
Ryou: Where'd you get the sugar from anyway?
Bakura: It was in the wardrobe in our room.
Blade: GAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! (runs down the hall soaked with her arms folded) Oh hey. Katy: What happened to you!?
Blade: There was this huge water gun in the wardrobe of our room and Yami keeps soaking me with it! AND HE INSISTS ON AIMING FOR THE FRONT OF MY SHIRTS! HE'S ALREADY SOAKED ALL OF THEM!!!!!!! You don't happen to have an extra.just till mine dry.
Katy: I'll get you one now.
Blade: Thanks.just not a white one! They're the worst when there wet.
Katy: (gives Blade a red top)
Blade: Thanks.
Yami: HEY!!!!!! THERE YOU ARE!
Blade: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! (runs off)
Yami: Come on!!!!! It's just a game! (runs after her.)
Katy, Kathy, Ryou and Bakura: Ok.....
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Authoress: OK I KNOW THAT WASN'T TOO FUNNY.BUT IT WILL GET BETTER! I PROMISE!
Chi Mo: Anyway.were going to let three other people into this fic, JUST three. The first three reveiwers that make a request for either them or there yami or there own made up character, saying what they look like what they are wearing and what there personality is like will get in. If you or they have a crush you can say so too and well you know.AS LONG AS IT ISN'T JOEY, YAMI, RYOU OR BAKURA! THEY'RE TAKEN! Also you can vote for which will be there first lesson, and there're all split into 3 classes, for example you got put
Class A; weapons class
Class B; Chocobo riding.
Class C; Flower arranging.
Something like that.
Ok I think that's all.so until next time Ja ne!
Oh wait.one more thing PLZ REVIEW!!! AND NO FLAMES! PLZ!
Dear Dairy, you'll never guess what! My yami actually came up with a safe, fun and selfless idea! Since we all need a break from the tortures of Truth and Dare or Punishment, where all going on a holiday! Zidane and the gang are taking us to this real nice place in Gaia! Everyone who's going is the FF IX cast minus Quina HOPEFULLY, YGO cast, me Blade, Katy and Kathy and Treno.
Treno: CHI MO GET DOWN HERE! THEY'LL BE HERE ANY MINUTE!
Ugh...well dairy time to say good bye for a couple of weeks!
Chi Mo
(In the living room)
Yugi: AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH WHO'S STANDING ON ME!?
Yami: Oops.
Yugi: (kicks him in the shin)
Yami: WHY YOU LITTLE!
Chi Mo: (comes in) SHADDUP! There's not enough room! Some of you go into the kitchen! (Yami, Seto, Mokuba, Joey, Duke and Mai go into the kitchen, after climbing over everyone's stuff that's in the hall.) (Door bell rings)
Blade: (Charges down the stairs.) I'll get it!
(Opens door, Kathy and Katy are there)
Blade: HEY GUYS!!!!!!!!
Kathy and Katy: HEY!
Blade: Come on in.you can just dump your stuff there if you want.
Chi Mo: BLADE!!!!!! WHEN'S ZIDANE GONNA GET HERE!?
Blade: He said ten minutes and that was an hour ago.
Treno: (looks out the window.) He's coming!!!!!!!
Blade: RIGHT EVERYONE! GET YOUR STUFF AND MOVE OUT!
(There's a whole rush to get the bags but eventually everyone have their stuff and are waiting outside.)
(Zidane lands the Invincible (for all you non-FF IX people its this cool big blue air ship that has amazing destructive power!)
Zidane: You guys ain't getting on yet, we need to wait for the Red Rose.
Blade: WHERE THE BLOODY HELL IS IT?
Zidane: (sigh) Beatrix didn't want to come so of course just as they were taking off Steiner decided to say one final farewell.
Freya: Garnet almost crashed the ship.
Zidane: Yep.(shrugs) Anyway who's going on the Red Rose and who's coming on the Invincible?
Blade: (takes out a list.) Ok me, Kathy, Bakura, Treno, Yami, Yugi, Joey, Tristan, Seto, Mokuba, Mai, Serenity, Duke, Malik and Marik are for the Invincible.
Chi Mo: BUT I WANNA BE WITH PUPPY!!!!!!!!!
Blade: Shut up.you have to keep Katy safe from Quina.
Joey: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Chi Mo: BUT WHO'LL KEEP ME SAFE FROM QUINA!?
Freya: Nothing on Gaia or Earth can keep you safe from Quina when he's hungry.
Zidane: He/she.
Freya: Oh, well whatever.
Treno: Umm.I have to go on the Red Rose!
Blade: Why?
Treno: Just because.
Blade: .....Ok then.
Red Rose arrives.
Zidane: Ok everyone for the Invincible get on! Oh and one piece of advice, leave Amarant alone.as in if he comes into a room, you leave.
Others: Ok.....
Treno: Come on I'll introduce you to everyone!
Everyone boards the ships, and they take off.
(In the Red Rose)
Treno: Ok, just dump your stuff with their stuff. (Katy and the others throw their stuff onto the pile. Treno throws all but one bag.) I'll get you a choccie biccy each. (Set's the bag down and toddles off)
Quina: (believe it or not finds the bag suspicious.)
(A bump appears in the bag for about five seconds and then disappears)
Quina: Food?
(The bag rattles a little)
Quina: BAG MOVE!
Eiko: Huh?
Quina: Me see bag move!!!!!!!!!!
Eiko: Quina how the hell can a bag move my itself!? (Eiko sees the bag move.) GAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT MOVED THE BAG MOVED!!!!!!!
Amarant: Damn brats.(looks away to find Anzu in right up next to him with that stupid goofy smile on her face.) GAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Anzu: You look like you need a friend!
Amarant: I'm too cool to have friends.
Anzu: No one's too cool for friends! (Tries to hug him)
Amarant: WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING!!!!??? I'M TOO COOL TO BE HUGGED! (Girlish shriek)
(In the Invincible)
Blade, Freya and Kathy: I SEE A RED DOOR AND I WANT TO PAINT IT BLLLLLACK, NO COLOURS ANYMORE I WANT THEM TO TURN BLACK.
Zidane: I didn't know you could sing like that Freya.
Freya: Well I used to be a punk chick type person.
Zidane: WHAT!?
Freya: (shrugs) What? Sir Frately liked me that way.he thought I was cute.
Blade: I look in side myself you see my heart is black!
Kathy: I see a red door and I have to have it black!
Freya: Maybe I'll fade away, not have to face the facts!
All three: MAN IT'S NOT EASY WHEN YOUR WHOLE WORLDS TURNING BLACK!!!!!
Yugi: Looking out the window thing at the front of the cockpit.
Others: (Sweat drop)
Yugi: HEY! Isn't that Anzu's house?
Zidane: (Trying to act William Shatner) TO-BATTLE-STATIONS!
Blade: Aye capin! (runs out)
Zidane: Scottie-power-up-the-proton-torpedos.
Blade: (in the Bottom of the ship) You mean the Eye ball thing on the bottom of the ship that destroys stuff capin?
Zidane: Yes-I-do.
Blade: Powering up main eyeball thingie capin.
Zidane: Mr-Soulo-I-mean-Ms-Cresent steady as she goes.
Freya: You're the one driving Zidane.
Zidane: Oh-so-I-am.
Blade: (using the comunitatior btw) Eyeball thingie ready to go capin.
Zidane: ENGAGE!
Yugi: It isn't doing anything!
Zidane: Mr-Scottie,-more-power!
Blade: I'm giving her all she's got captain!
Zidane: I SAID MORE POWER!
Blade: Damn it Jim, I'm a dead Egyptian, not a miracle worker!
Joey: WILL YOU TWO CUT THE STAR TRECK STUFF OUT!
Zidane: (Talking normally again) BLADE STOP ARGUEING AND PUT MORE POWER INTO IT!
Blade: AND WHAT WILL WE DO IF WERE ATTACKED LATER ON?
Bakura: The friendship barrier is starting to give!
Joey: JUST ONE BIG BLAST WILL DO IT!
Blade: Oh all right.
(Invincible uses a REALLY big blast of energy and destroys Anzu's house.)
All: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Back on the Red Rose.)
Garnet: (has put the RR on auto-pilot) What are you all doing?
Eiko: Garnet look! This bags moving!
Katy: Errrr.isn't that Treno's bag?
Chi Mo: If he's brought that damn monkey with him, I SWEAR I'LL THROW IT OFF THE DECK!
Treno: (in the kitchen looking for chocolate biscuits)
(A/N It didn't ever show the inside of the Red Rose so who's to say there isn't a kitchen? Besides this is Bhrane's ship so..there probably is one!)
Mojo: (sits beside Treno and screeches)
Treno: What? Uh oh.(runs out)
Garnet: Steiner poke it with your sword!
Treno: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! (flames Steiner)
Steiner: (Is ok cuz of his armour)
Treno: DON'T TOUCH THE BAG!
Chi Mo: Is it that damn monkey!?
Bag: Ba-ka?
Katy: WHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAT!? (Opens bag, Ryga and Baku (Kathy's twins) look up at her and giggle) TRENO!
Treno: Well.it wasn't fair.us all going and they had to stay at home.
Chi Mo: SO YOU STUFFED THEM IN A BAG AND HOPED WE WOULDN'T NOTICE!?
Treno: In those words..yes.
All: (Anime fall)
Treno: Don't worry..I'll take care of them!
Katy: Oh and you've been doing a great job so far!
Treno: WAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Twins: WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mojo: WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Garnet: AH SHUT UP!
Treno, twins and Mojo: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
Garnet:.........ugh..if you don't stop we'll go straight back home!
All: (stop crying)
(An hour and a half later)
Zidane: Dum.dum.
Yami: Hey.what is that?
Mai:..It's a big wisp of cloud.I think.
Malik:.looks more like mist.
Zidane and Freya: MIST!?
Yugi: (leans further against the glass) Hey.what's that?
(something bangs into them)
Kathy: AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! WTF WAS THAT!?
Joey: Something's hitting us!
Mai: Oh I never would have guessed!
Freya: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
(A Nova Dragon splats against the window.)
Zidane: (Uses the windshield wipers.) Blade what happened to the fore field!?
Blade: (Comes into the cockpit) We used the energy to power up the Invincibles eye blast.
Zidane: Errrr.
Blade: I tired to warn you.
Duke: (playing with his hair) Uh oh.
Tristain: Final thought..we're screwed.
Marik: Soooooooooo.what are we supposed to do?
Freya: Contact the Red Rose! It can help!
Blade: The communitors are down.as are all of our weapons and defences.
Seto: Well might as well get it over with! (cracks open cyanide)
Mokuba: BIG BROTHER!!!!!! NO! (tackles Seto)
(Window breaks)
Kehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!!!!!!!!!!
Zidane: I know that voice..
Freya: Oh no.
Kuja: I'M BACK!!!!!!!!
Blade: OH WHOOPDE DO..
Kuja: And with avengance!
All: (blink.) Kuja:...............Uhh..don't you get it? I'M GONNA WRECK YOUR SUMMER!!!!!
All: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zidane: Wait.pshhhhhhhhhhhh how you gonna do that!?
Kuja: I have become even more powerful! And I know the Ultimate torture spell!
Marik: Really!?
Malik: (rolls his eyes) And that would be?
Kuja: KEYA!!!!!!!!!
(everyone's dressed up as Disney characters.)
Yami: (Is snow white) AGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Marik: (is sleeping beauty)....(begins twitching violently)
Bakura: (is Tinkerbell) GAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! (faints)
Seto: (Is Belle) MOKUBA GIVE ME BACK THOSE CYANIDE PILLS!
Mokuba: (Is Lilo) NO YOU'LL HOG THEM ALL!
(And you get the picture.)
Zidane: HA!!!!!!! It didn't work on us! (as in him or Freya)
Kuja: Oh I've got a different one for you.
Zidane: (In a moggle suit) NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! NOT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!
Kathy: (laughs her ass off)
Freya: Kweh.(has been turned into a chocobo.)
Zidane: Ughhhhhhhhhhh.kupo.how's this supposed to ruin our summer?
Kuja: It isn't I was just demonstrating some of my amazing new powers! No what I have in store for you is much more evil!
Yami: MORE EVIL THAN BEING A DISNEY GIRL!? IT'S NOT POSSIBLE!
Kuja: Oh you'll find it is.there is a torture so extreme.it messes with the mind and crushes the soul.
Blade: Sounds like my singing.
Kuja: Worse than that!
All: (GASP!)
Kuja: And it's everywhere you go! I am of course talking about the dreaded........school!
Blade: WHAT!? WE JUST GOT OUT OF THAT DUMP!
Yugi: (The sugar plum fairy, complete with wand and tiara.) YEAH!!!!!!!
Joey: (The little mermaid.((I'm running out of these!))) THERE AIN'T NO WAY I'M GOING BACK!
Kuja: Oh.you won't be going back to your schools.and you won't be learning things you normally learn.you're going to Kamp Kuja!
Zidane:.......that's the best you could come up with?
Kuja: SHUT IT MONKEY BOY!
Zidane: MAKE BE YA CURVY-
(Everyone from the Red Rose appears.)
Katy: Huh?
Chi Mo: Errrrrrr.
(sees the others and laugh there asses off)
Chi Mo: Stomach cramp!!!!!!!!
Kuja: SHUT THE F*** UP! (teleports them all.to what looks like an asembeley hall) Right.now.(cracks knuckles) you'll all be here for a certain period of time, and while you are here, you will all learn various, new for most of you, skills, at the end of every two weeks you will be given a test on a subject. The subject will be selected by the powers that be (the reviewers) at the end should you fail more than three times at any subject you will have to take an extra test, if you should fail it.you'll be here forever! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Katy: Ok.when I agreeded you never said about this!
Kathy: YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!! ACK!!!!!!!! WHAT ARE RYGA AND BAKU DOING HERE!?
Treno: I sorta snuck them here.
Mojo: Shriek!
Kuja: Oh and I almost forgot.I have a partner in crime now. Gary: SPOOT! (Jumps in wearing a miniture black cape.)
Treno: BETRAYED BY MY ONLY CHILD!!!!!!!
Kuja: Oh shut up.now let's meet your teachers! Your weapons Teacher is Sephiroth.
Sephiroth: (evil laugh)
Kuja: You chemical teacher is Prof. Hojo.
Hojo: (All green and wobely) KEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!
Kuja: Your Chocobo riding instructor, Cloud.
Cloud: (Waves)
Kuja: Your potions teacher, Aeris.
Aeris: (smiles and waves)
Kuja: Your Stealth teacher, Solid Snake.
Snake: (starts smoking)
Kuja: And.your flower arranging teacher.Hanna.
Hanna: (nervous laugh)
Chi Mo: YOU BITCH HOW COULD YOU BETRAY YOUR OWN COUSIN!
Hanna: Eh.(shrugs)
Kuja: I'm the principal and Gary is vice Principal!
Gary: SPOOT! Kuja: Lessons begin tomorrow.but first we'll have to sort you out into your rooms two to a room of course.(evil smile) Amarant is staying with Freya, Zidane with Garnet, Vivi with Eiko, Steiner with Mojo, Ryou with Katy, Bakura with Kathy, Treno with the twins, Yami with Blade, Malik with Mai, Marik with Serenity, Yugi with Tristain, Seto with Mokuba and Chi Mo with Joey.
Chi Mo: YAY!!!!!!!!!!! PUPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gary: SPOOT!!!!!!!!
Kuja: Oh yeah.Quina and Anzu are together.
Yugi: Poor, poor Quina.
Blade, Chi Mo, Zidane, Katy and Kathy: (doing happy dance)
Kuja: RIGHT LIGHTS OUT, GET TO YOUR ROOMS!
All leave and go to their rooms with their partners.
(A/N ------= switch to a different room.)
Yami: This is the room?
Blade:.......ugh.not exactly roomy is it?
Yami: I call I get top bunk!
Blade: (Opens the wardrobe) Hmm? What are these for?
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Freya: Oh look! Sprinklers.and umbrellas.why keep these in a wardrobe?
Amarant: I'm too cool to care.
Freya: You don't mind if I put these sprinklers on do you? It'll remind me of being home.
Amarant: I'm too cool to be bothered.
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Steiner: THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS!!!!!! ASKING A KNIGHT TO SHARE HIS QUARTERS WITH A MONKEY NO LESS!
Mojo: Shriek!
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Treno: Damn...still haven't gotten you two those bicciys.(opens closet) HEY WHAT DO YOU KNOW! CHOCOLATE BICCIYS! (Gives Ryga and Baku a couple each) there's some plushies here as well.and...a straight jacket? Hmm may come in handy later.(looks at Baku.)
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Garnet: ZIDANE CUT IT OUT! (bonks him over the head.)
Zidane: Ouch.might as well make the most of it!
Garnet: NO YOU WON'T (Takes frying pan out of the wardrobe and pans Zidane)
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Seto: YOU DROPPED THEM!?
Mokuba: Yeah.when that guy Kuja was talking.
Seto: YEAH RIGHT! YOU'VE TAKEN THEM ALL!!!!!!! GIVE ME THEM BACK!!!!!!
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Mai: (Blink)
Malik: (Blink)
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Marik:..........(twitches)
Serenity: Ok so do-
Marik: GAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Serenity: AHHHHHHHH!!!!!! (runs outside)
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Yugi: What are all these chains for?
Tristain: Beats me.(keeps pulling them out of the wardrobe)
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Vivi: So.now what do we do?
Eiko: Lets try and bust out of here!
Vivi: Ummm.
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Katy: RYOU!!!!!!!!!!! (knock on the door)
Ryou: (Opens it) Ummm.
Quina: Sugar? (holds up cup)
Ryou: Errrrrrrr.
Chi Mo: (Pokes her head out of her room.) QUINA I THOUGHT WE TOLD YOU TO GO BACK TO YOUR OWN ROOM!
Joey: (pokes his head out too) YEAH!
Quina: Sugar?
Kathy: What's going on?
Quina: Sugar?
Kathy: Err..
Bakura: HERE! (puts some sugar in the cup) NOW FUCK OFF!
Quina: YAY! ME HAVE SUGAR! (waddles off)
Katy: What are you guys doing here?
Bakura: Just checking the place out.
Kathy: All these doorways look the same!
Ryou: Where'd you get the sugar from anyway?
Bakura: It was in the wardrobe in our room.
Blade: GAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! (runs down the hall soaked with her arms folded) Oh hey. Katy: What happened to you!?
Blade: There was this huge water gun in the wardrobe of our room and Yami keeps soaking me with it! AND HE INSISTS ON AIMING FOR THE FRONT OF MY SHIRTS! HE'S ALREADY SOAKED ALL OF THEM!!!!!!! You don't happen to have an extra.just till mine dry.
Katy: I'll get you one now.
Blade: Thanks.just not a white one! They're the worst when there wet.
Katy: (gives Blade a red top)
Blade: Thanks.
Yami: HEY!!!!!! THERE YOU ARE!
Blade: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! (runs off)
Yami: Come on!!!!! It's just a game! (runs after her.)
Katy, Kathy, Ryou and Bakura: Ok.....
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Authoress: OK I KNOW THAT WASN'T TOO FUNNY.BUT IT WILL GET BETTER! I PROMISE!
Chi Mo: Anyway.were going to let three other people into this fic, JUST three. The first three reveiwers that make a request for either them or there yami or there own made up character, saying what they look like what they are wearing and what there personality is like will get in. If you or they have a crush you can say so too and well you know.AS LONG AS IT ISN'T JOEY, YAMI, RYOU OR BAKURA! THEY'RE TAKEN! Also you can vote for which will be there first lesson, and there're all split into 3 classes, for example you got put
Class A; weapons class
Class B; Chocobo riding.
Class C; Flower arranging.
Something like that.
Ok I think that's all.so until next time Ja ne!
Oh wait.one more thing PLZ REVIEW!!! AND NO FLAMES! PLZ!