Disclaimer: NO OWN ANYTHING! CEPT ME AND BLADE!
Yay reviews!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Does happy dance)
Ok sorry for first chap, I know it wasn't too good but cut me some slack, I wrote it at 1.am.ughhhhhhhhhhhh.tired.anywho! here's chappie two!
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The speakers: (Kuja's voice) RIGHT TIME TO GET UP! GO TO REGISTRATION! CLASSES ARE GOING TO BE DECIDED TODAY! (Gary's voice) SPOOT!
Everyone but Yami come into the halls.
Garnet: (Huge yawn) It's five o'clock in the morning!
Blade: Eh.maybe we get to do weapons!
Vivi: I don't wanna to weapons, I'm useless at it!
Eiko: Where's spikey head?
Yugi: I'm here!
Eiko: I meant bigger spikey head.
Blade: Snake was on hall duty and he caught Yami chasing me with water gun.so he's in detention.
(In detention)
Yami: Hello!
Echo: hello, hello, hello
Yami: How are you!?
Echo: how are you, are you, are you
Yami: I asked you first!
Echo: asked you first, asked you first..
Yami: OH THAT'S REALLY MATURE! COPYING EVERYTHING I SAY!
Echo: copying everything I say, everything I say, I say.
Yami:..........I'M AN IDIOT!
Echo: YOU'RE AN IDIOT! YOU'RE AN IDIOT! YOU'RE AN IDIOT!
Yami: (whispering) All right then fine! I'm going to start whispering so by the time my voice reverberates off the wall and gets back to me I won't be able to hear it!
Echo:.................YOU'RE AND IDIOT!
(At registration)
Kuja: All right here are the classes.Class A are; Garnet, Vivi, Mojo, Ryou, Katy, Treno, Marik, Seto and Blade.
Blade: NO YAMI!? GAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
(A/N CM:....You're the one writing this so how'd that happen!? Blade:....I.....don't know.)
Kuja: SHUT UP!
Gary: SPOOT!!! (zaps Blade with a thunder spell)
Blade: DAMN MONGOOSE!
Kuja: SHUT THE FRIG UP! Class B is Amarant, Zidane, Eiko, Bakura, Kathy, Malik, Chi Mo, Joey and Anzu.
Chi Mo: PUPPY!!!!!!!!!!
Eiko: YAY!!!!!!!!!! ZIDANE!!!!!!!!!!!
Anzu: My friend! (chases after Amarant)
Kuja: And class C is of course Freya, Steiner, Yami, Mokuba, Yugi, Serenity, Tristain, Mai and Quina!
(Blade: Yay! 9 a class! I didn't think it'd work out as neat as that! Anywho, when/if we get the requsets it'll up to ten a class!)
Gary: SPOOT!!!!!
Kuja: Yes right, Class A has weapons.
Blade: OH YES! (Does a combination of the happy dance and the chibi dance)
Kuja: Class B has flower arranging.
Zidane, Kathy and Bakura: WHAT!? (faint)
Amarant: I'm too cool for flower arranging!
Anzu: Flowers are fun! Like friendship is fun! Friendship is very important!
Kuja: Class C has Chocobo riding lessons.
Freya: Well.could be worse.
Quina: FOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Ok class A's Weapon classes. Outside the prison, I mean school Zidane: NO PRISON CAN HOLD ME!!!!! *RUNS OFF* Snake: *drags Zidane back in my his tail* Zidane: NOOOOOOOOO!!!)
Sephiroth: (there in the middle of one of the surrounding forests) OK!!!!! First off, let me explain how I teach.it's quite simple really because I don't!
Garnet: Was that supposed to make sense?
Sephiroth: SHUT UP! HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO LEARN IF YOU KEEP ASKING QUESTIONS!?
Katy: Errrrrr.
Sephiroth: Ok.well I'm going to give you one weapon each, and appoint a team leader.that person will have a weapon, a map and compass. And they will lead the group through this monster invested forest to a certain location, at that location there will be nine cups, you have to take one each and bring them back to the regestration hall at least half full.
All: Ok.
Sephiroth: Ok I'll appoint the weapons now, then the leader.
(gives Garnet a shotgun)
Garnet: Ummm.ok.(blink)
(Gives Vivi a chainsaw)
Vivi: This is a little umm..
Sephiroth: SHADDUP!
(gives Mojo a knuckle duster)
Mojo: (shriek)
(gives Ryou two daggers)
Ryou: Ok..umm thank you.
(Gives Katy a frying pan)
Katy: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!
(gives Treno a mace)
Treno: YIPPEE!!!! (swings it around)
Blade: COME ON TWIN BLADED THIEF SWORD!
(get's a staff)
Blade: ACK!
(gives Marik a base ball bat)
Marik: ALL RIGHT!!!! (Swings it around like crazy)
(Gives Seto a battle axe)
Seto: Cool. (hits a rock with it and the rock smashes)
Sephiroth: Ok before I leave you guys to get on with it, Ryou is the team leader (gives him map and compass) also in your two week test your going to have to work as a group so.this is the perfect opportunity to practise! (leaves)
Seto: Gahhhhhhhh why does he get to be the leader!?
Katy: (pans him) AND WHAT IS WRONG WITH MY HUNNY BUNNY!?
Blade: GAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! I GET A FRICKIN STAFF!? Of all the frickin weapons in the world I get a staff!?
Garnet: Wanna trade?
Blade: Ok...(they trade).......
Katy: Happy now?
Blade:.............no.
Seto: (anime fall) WHY NOT!?
Blade: Yami isn't here! And I don't like guns! There too modern! I want a sword!
Marik: WEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! (still swinging the bat 'accidiently' cracks Mojo ten miles into the air)
Mojo: Screech!
(home run music plays)
Blade: Stupid curvy Kuja couldn't put me in the same class as Yami.. AHHHHHHH THE HELL WITH THIS! (throws something at her feet and disappears in a puff of smoke) Ryou: (cough, cough) Ok.umm.well let's get going.this way!
(five minutes of walking the screen goes all blurry..yes I'm going to attempt a turn based battle, this is my first time trying to write one of these so don't worry I know it's bad. Anywho screen refocuses, every one's standing in a line with there weapons)
Katy: ACK! What's going on!?
Treno: COOL A BATTLE!
(Puff of smoke Blade's back)
Seto: Ok now what!?
Blade: It's a turn based battle so we have to wait till our ATB meter fills up.(ten minutes later Blade's fills up, says some thing weird and does something weird with her hands.)
The enemy: (which were wee nut people are roasted alive in a big wave of fire.)
(battle ends everyone automaticly does there own victory dance.)
Blade: (Disappears in a puff of smoke)
Katy: Why is she doing that?
Marik: (still swinging the bat) BECAUSE SHE'S WEIRD!
Garnet: Your one to talk.
(Ok I'll leave these guys for a while and show you what Class B is getting up to!)
Hanna: Well..to tell you the truth..I think Aeris is supposed to be your teacher.. (Blade: Sorry about that mistake but like I said before I was VERY tired when I wrote last chap.it was late and Yami was here.err...nevermind!) But it doesn't matter! I'll still let you.KATHY AND BAKURA STOP THAT! YOUR IN THE MIDDLE OF CLASS! WAIT TILL YOUR BACK IN YOUR ROOM!
Kathy: WERE JUST SITTING BESIDE EACH OTHER!
Hanna: Really? Oh right so you are.this hair dye must be sinking into my brain.
Kuja: (comes into the room holding a girl wearing a black top with a pic of the millennium puzzle on it.) I caught her sneaking around! So I'm gonna keep her here too! KEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE! She's in this class now. (dumps her on the floor and leaves)
Jasmine: OUCH! Jerk!
Kuja: (from outside) I HEARD THAT!
Hanna: Ok.take a seat, right since there's 10 now instead of doing three groups of three, there's going to be five groups of two.all of you get into twos.
Eiko: ZIDANE!!!!!!!! (tackles him) I'M WITH YOU!
Zidane: Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Bakura: I'M WITH KATHY!
Kathy: YAY!!!!
Chi Mo: ME WITH PUPPY YOU BACK STABBING BITCH!
Hanna: HEY!
Anzu: I'm with my new friend! (chases Amarant)
Amarant: I SAID I'M TOO COOL FOR FRIENDS! (runs around the room)
Anzu: FRIENDSHIP IS COOL!
Malik: I'm with Jasmine then.
Jasmine: Ok.
(Ummmmmm so they arrange flowers and stuff like that. Right moving on to class C, I've been waiting for this! Oh and just to warn ya EVERYONE except Ryou is going to get bashed at some point or another, I can't stand Ryou torture! It's so evil! No offenese to anyone who rights it.cuz some people who do are really good authors..evil but good. One more thing, Yugi get's bashed so badly I'm going to bring in the RSPCY in later chappies)
Cloud: Ok right.(brings all the chocobos and ties there reins to posts) There is two things you need to know when riding a chocobo and they are (suddenly swept up in a tide of rabid Pikachus and carried off)
Yami: Okkkkkkkkkkkk..
Yugi: I don't like the look of the chocobo Cloud gave me.
Yugi's chocobo: (snarling and twitching violently)K.K.KEWH!
Steiner: Master Yugi chocobo's are nothing to fear! Freya:......why are you calling him master?
Steiner: He reminds me of master Vivi.
Freya: Huh?
Serenity: YEAH THEY'RE BOTH THE RIGHT HEIGHT FOR ARM RESTS!
Mokuba: HEY! THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH BEING SHORT!
Mai: Yeah Serenity, after all men of Yugi's stature are in 'short' supply
Both: (Snigger)
Stenier: (cracks them both with the flat side of his sword.)
Quina: How we get on chocobo's?
Freya: Good point..
Yami: DON'T YOU GUYS KNOW!?
Freya: Well.you see Zidane was the only one out of us who..
Stieiner: Trust Zidane.the first time we are in need of his asstiance he's off flower arranging!
Mokuba: So......what do we do?
All: (look at Freya)
Freya: (sigh) All right then..(Gets on the chocobo with out any hassle)
Mai: Oh so..you get on them like you would horses?
Freya: Yes that's right.
Quina: (helps Mokuba up.) Me no get on chocobo, me eat chocobo!
Quina's chocobo: KWEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (pecks Quina's eyes out.)
Yami: Ok so..how do you get them do move?
Freya: Umm....
Yugi: (Almost on his chocobo)
Quina: ME EYES! ME NO ABLE TO SEE!!! (Bumps into Yugi's rabid snarling chocobo)
Yugi's rabid snarling chocobo: K.K.KWEAH!!!!!!!!!! (charges, of course Yugi hasn't gotten on it properly yet, falls his foot gets caught in the sturip and is dragged along the ground behind his rabid, snarling chocobo who's doing 80 miles an hour.)
Yugi: GAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! THE PAIN!!!!!!!!!!!
Yami: Uh oh.(his chocobo bolts as well, bangs into Tristain's who bangs into Mai's who bangs into Freya's who bags into Mokuba's)
Yami, Tristain, Mai, Freya and Mokuba: GAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! SLOW DOWN! FOR THE LOVE OF RA SLOW DOWN!
Steiner: AWAY CHOCOBO! (points his sword into the air)
Chocobo: .....kewh.....(is being crushed by Steiner)
(Back to class A)
Seto: SO NOW WHERE ARE WE!?
Katy: STOP YELLING AT HIM!!!!!!!!! (pans Seto....for the umteenth time)
Garnet: Oh be quiet the both of you! ALL YOU'VE DONE IS ARGUE!
Seto and Katy: WHO ASKED YOU ANYWAY!?
Marik: (waving the baseball bat around making the lightsaber sound) ZUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMM!!!!!!
Ryou: (holding his hands over his ears)
Vivi: Umm..excuse me.
(everyone keeps fighting now including Treno, Marik and Mojo (they found him eventually.)
Vivi: EVERYONE SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!! IF YOU DON'T FUCK UP RYOU'LL NEVER FIND WHERE WE'RE SUPPOSED TO GO AND WELL BE STUCK HERE FOR THE REST OF OUR LIVES!
Garnet: Vivi.didn't know you could do that.
Vivi: (gasping for breath)
Blade: (jumps down from a tree) The place your looking for is right over there. (points)
Katy: Why are you going all ninja on us!?
Blade: (shrugs) Warming up for the stealth class. By the way, there isn't anything in those cups.
Seto: Yeah right!
Marik: Then what are we supposed to fill them with!?
Blade: I put some leaves into this one.
All: Wha?
Blade: Sephiroth said half filled or more he never said they had to be filled with water.
Vivi: Good enough for me..this bloody chainsaw's getting heavy! (runs to where Blade was pointing.)
Seto: Yeah right there has to be a stream nearby or something! (he Marik, Garnet and Mojo run off too.)
Katy: You sure you can use anything?
Blade: There isn't a stream or anything like that around here for miles.
Treno: And how do you know?
Blade: Did some flapping.
Katy: Oh....well I'll go get a cup then.
Treno: Me too! (both run off)
(Later when all classes are over everyone's outside waiting for Garnet, Mojo, Marik and Seto to get back.)
Kathy: Flower arranging is SO boring!
Bakura: Ugh.
Anzu: IT'S FUN! ISN'T IT MY NEW BEST FRIEND AMARANT!?
Amarant: I'M TOO COOL FOR YOU!
Blade: (Yawn)
Jasmine: YUGI I MISSED YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yugi: (covered in bandages) NO JASMINE STOP!!!!! AHHHHHHHH!!!!! THE PAIN!
Yami: (Has a broken leg) Ugh.we got off lightly compaired to Yugi.
Freya: (has a broken arm) And of course that poor, poor chocobo.
Zidane: YEAH RUSTY! (slaps Steiner's back) I would've killed to see you on a chocobo though!
Serenity: (has a few broken ribs) I'm never going on one of those things again!
Mai: (Has a broken nail) Look at this!!!!! ARGH!!!!!!!
Bakura: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! I can't take this anymore! (grabs Kathy) WE'RE HAVING AN EARLY NIGHT!
Kathy: Ok then bye!!!!!
Others: Bye.
Blade:...Yami, we're leaving too.
Yami: What?
Blade: I want you to prove you're the king of games.
Yami: WHAT!?? WAIT WHAT DO YOU MEAN!?
Blade: (Takes Yami) Ahhhhhh revenge is going to be sweet, later!
Others: Right.
Mokuba: (horribly bruised) Awwwww frig! To hell with this I'm going to bed! (leaves)
All: (leave as well) -------------------------------- Treno: Hey you two!
Ryga: Hewwo
Baku: Dwam phawoh! (stabs Yami plushie)
Treno: (Gives them more chocolate biscuits) You wanna see the real pharaoh hurt?
Baku: Yay!!!!!!!
Ryga: (blink)
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Yami: OUCH WATCH THE LEG!
Blade: Oh stop being such a baby.
Yami: Whaaaaaaaa goo, goo, goo! Baby no want bib!
Blade: Will you quit it!?
Yami: Baby don't want sleep!
Blade: Yami...stop it or I'll get rough with that fricking leg of yours!
Yami: NO! Ok.
Blade: Ok.(takes Playstation out of the wardrobe)
Yami: Hey! Where'd you get that!?
Blade: Quina had one in his room.he gave it to me.
Yami: (Twitch)
Blade: Ok.(puts Breath of Fire 4 into the Play Station) we're going to play Kachak and whoever gets highest score wins.
Yami: Ok how do you play it?
Blade: All you need to do is press circle at the correct time.you sometimes have to press triangle.
Yami: Easy!
Blade: You'd think that wouldn't you? Ok I want you to sign these.
Yami: What for? Blade: Oh just to make sure that if I win I get the reward I want.
Yami: What if I win?
Blade: (snicker) Oh you can have anything you want.providing I can give it.
Yami: You're on.
Treno, Ryga and Baku: ( push against the door to much and fall into the room.)
Treno: Urrrrrrrr hey.
Baku: PHAOW! (stabs Yami's bad leg)
Yami: GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Treno: Baku no! (trying not to laugh) Don't do that! Do you want to go into the straight jacket?
Blade: Wanna see Yami get his ass kicked?
Baku: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ryga: Okie..
Treno: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!
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Kuja: Ugh....where are we going to put you?
Jasmine: (Blink)
Gary: SPOOT SMEG SPOOT! Kuja: Ahhh.perfect. You're sharing a room with........................................................................ .............................ANZU!
Jasmine: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Anzu: FRIENDSHIP FOREVER!
Quina: Is friendship tasty munchie?
Anzu: No silly friend of me..
(Door swings open)
Kuja: QUINA! YOU'RE GOING TO A ROOM TO YOURSELF!
Quina: YAY!!!!!!!!!!
Anzu: No friends for me?
Kuja: Here's one (pushes Jasmine in and shuts the door)
Anzu: LET'S BE FRIENDS!!!!!!! I'LL TEACH YOU MY FRIENDSHIP SONG!
Jasmine: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Kuja: Kehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!!! All right apparently that idiot didn't make this clear, only two more people can enter alright? And it's one person per reviewer! You and your yami can can't both come! Just you, OR your yami OR a character you've made up it CAN'T be you AND your yami alright!?
Hojo: I wasn't in this one! (wobbles about) No matter! HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE! I'm conduting a very important experiment at the moment but I need help.
Kuja: You got that right.
Hojo: AT LEAST I DON'T WEAR A GOLD THONG!
Kuja: DON'T INSULT MY CLOTHES! (runs off real Mary-Sue like)
Hojo: Anyway, what did you reviewers think of this one? Was it better or worse than the first!? TELLLLLLLLLLLLLL MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gary: SPOOT!
Kuja: Oh yes you can vote for which class has which lesson tomorrow!
Chi Mo: AND BY THE WAY, NOW JOEY, YAMI, BAKURA, RYOU AND YUGI ARE TAKEN! IF YOU HAVE A CRUSH IT CAN'T BE ON ONE OF THEM! PICK SOMEONE ELSE! Thanks!
Kuja: WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING!?
Chi Mo: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yay reviews!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Does happy dance)
Ok sorry for first chap, I know it wasn't too good but cut me some slack, I wrote it at 1.am.ughhhhhhhhhhhh.tired.anywho! here's chappie two!
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The speakers: (Kuja's voice) RIGHT TIME TO GET UP! GO TO REGISTRATION! CLASSES ARE GOING TO BE DECIDED TODAY! (Gary's voice) SPOOT!
Everyone but Yami come into the halls.
Garnet: (Huge yawn) It's five o'clock in the morning!
Blade: Eh.maybe we get to do weapons!
Vivi: I don't wanna to weapons, I'm useless at it!
Eiko: Where's spikey head?
Yugi: I'm here!
Eiko: I meant bigger spikey head.
Blade: Snake was on hall duty and he caught Yami chasing me with water gun.so he's in detention.
(In detention)
Yami: Hello!
Echo: hello, hello, hello
Yami: How are you!?
Echo: how are you, are you, are you
Yami: I asked you first!
Echo: asked you first, asked you first..
Yami: OH THAT'S REALLY MATURE! COPYING EVERYTHING I SAY!
Echo: copying everything I say, everything I say, I say.
Yami:..........I'M AN IDIOT!
Echo: YOU'RE AN IDIOT! YOU'RE AN IDIOT! YOU'RE AN IDIOT!
Yami: (whispering) All right then fine! I'm going to start whispering so by the time my voice reverberates off the wall and gets back to me I won't be able to hear it!
Echo:.................YOU'RE AND IDIOT!
(At registration)
Kuja: All right here are the classes.Class A are; Garnet, Vivi, Mojo, Ryou, Katy, Treno, Marik, Seto and Blade.
Blade: NO YAMI!? GAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
(A/N CM:....You're the one writing this so how'd that happen!? Blade:....I.....don't know.)
Kuja: SHUT UP!
Gary: SPOOT!!! (zaps Blade with a thunder spell)
Blade: DAMN MONGOOSE!
Kuja: SHUT THE FRIG UP! Class B is Amarant, Zidane, Eiko, Bakura, Kathy, Malik, Chi Mo, Joey and Anzu.
Chi Mo: PUPPY!!!!!!!!!!
Eiko: YAY!!!!!!!!!! ZIDANE!!!!!!!!!!!
Anzu: My friend! (chases after Amarant)
Kuja: And class C is of course Freya, Steiner, Yami, Mokuba, Yugi, Serenity, Tristain, Mai and Quina!
(Blade: Yay! 9 a class! I didn't think it'd work out as neat as that! Anywho, when/if we get the requsets it'll up to ten a class!)
Gary: SPOOT!!!!!
Kuja: Yes right, Class A has weapons.
Blade: OH YES! (Does a combination of the happy dance and the chibi dance)
Kuja: Class B has flower arranging.
Zidane, Kathy and Bakura: WHAT!? (faint)
Amarant: I'm too cool for flower arranging!
Anzu: Flowers are fun! Like friendship is fun! Friendship is very important!
Kuja: Class C has Chocobo riding lessons.
Freya: Well.could be worse.
Quina: FOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Ok class A's Weapon classes. Outside the prison, I mean school Zidane: NO PRISON CAN HOLD ME!!!!! *RUNS OFF* Snake: *drags Zidane back in my his tail* Zidane: NOOOOOOOOO!!!)
Sephiroth: (there in the middle of one of the surrounding forests) OK!!!!! First off, let me explain how I teach.it's quite simple really because I don't!
Garnet: Was that supposed to make sense?
Sephiroth: SHUT UP! HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO LEARN IF YOU KEEP ASKING QUESTIONS!?
Katy: Errrrrr.
Sephiroth: Ok.well I'm going to give you one weapon each, and appoint a team leader.that person will have a weapon, a map and compass. And they will lead the group through this monster invested forest to a certain location, at that location there will be nine cups, you have to take one each and bring them back to the regestration hall at least half full.
All: Ok.
Sephiroth: Ok I'll appoint the weapons now, then the leader.
(gives Garnet a shotgun)
Garnet: Ummm.ok.(blink)
(Gives Vivi a chainsaw)
Vivi: This is a little umm..
Sephiroth: SHADDUP!
(gives Mojo a knuckle duster)
Mojo: (shriek)
(gives Ryou two daggers)
Ryou: Ok..umm thank you.
(Gives Katy a frying pan)
Katy: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!
(gives Treno a mace)
Treno: YIPPEE!!!! (swings it around)
Blade: COME ON TWIN BLADED THIEF SWORD!
(get's a staff)
Blade: ACK!
(gives Marik a base ball bat)
Marik: ALL RIGHT!!!! (Swings it around like crazy)
(Gives Seto a battle axe)
Seto: Cool. (hits a rock with it and the rock smashes)
Sephiroth: Ok before I leave you guys to get on with it, Ryou is the team leader (gives him map and compass) also in your two week test your going to have to work as a group so.this is the perfect opportunity to practise! (leaves)
Seto: Gahhhhhhhh why does he get to be the leader!?
Katy: (pans him) AND WHAT IS WRONG WITH MY HUNNY BUNNY!?
Blade: GAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! I GET A FRICKIN STAFF!? Of all the frickin weapons in the world I get a staff!?
Garnet: Wanna trade?
Blade: Ok...(they trade).......
Katy: Happy now?
Blade:.............no.
Seto: (anime fall) WHY NOT!?
Blade: Yami isn't here! And I don't like guns! There too modern! I want a sword!
Marik: WEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! (still swinging the bat 'accidiently' cracks Mojo ten miles into the air)
Mojo: Screech!
(home run music plays)
Blade: Stupid curvy Kuja couldn't put me in the same class as Yami.. AHHHHHHH THE HELL WITH THIS! (throws something at her feet and disappears in a puff of smoke) Ryou: (cough, cough) Ok.umm.well let's get going.this way!
(five minutes of walking the screen goes all blurry..yes I'm going to attempt a turn based battle, this is my first time trying to write one of these so don't worry I know it's bad. Anywho screen refocuses, every one's standing in a line with there weapons)
Katy: ACK! What's going on!?
Treno: COOL A BATTLE!
(Puff of smoke Blade's back)
Seto: Ok now what!?
Blade: It's a turn based battle so we have to wait till our ATB meter fills up.(ten minutes later Blade's fills up, says some thing weird and does something weird with her hands.)
The enemy: (which were wee nut people are roasted alive in a big wave of fire.)
(battle ends everyone automaticly does there own victory dance.)
Blade: (Disappears in a puff of smoke)
Katy: Why is she doing that?
Marik: (still swinging the bat) BECAUSE SHE'S WEIRD!
Garnet: Your one to talk.
(Ok I'll leave these guys for a while and show you what Class B is getting up to!)
Hanna: Well..to tell you the truth..I think Aeris is supposed to be your teacher.. (Blade: Sorry about that mistake but like I said before I was VERY tired when I wrote last chap.it was late and Yami was here.err...nevermind!) But it doesn't matter! I'll still let you.KATHY AND BAKURA STOP THAT! YOUR IN THE MIDDLE OF CLASS! WAIT TILL YOUR BACK IN YOUR ROOM!
Kathy: WERE JUST SITTING BESIDE EACH OTHER!
Hanna: Really? Oh right so you are.this hair dye must be sinking into my brain.
Kuja: (comes into the room holding a girl wearing a black top with a pic of the millennium puzzle on it.) I caught her sneaking around! So I'm gonna keep her here too! KEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE! She's in this class now. (dumps her on the floor and leaves)
Jasmine: OUCH! Jerk!
Kuja: (from outside) I HEARD THAT!
Hanna: Ok.take a seat, right since there's 10 now instead of doing three groups of three, there's going to be five groups of two.all of you get into twos.
Eiko: ZIDANE!!!!!!!! (tackles him) I'M WITH YOU!
Zidane: Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Bakura: I'M WITH KATHY!
Kathy: YAY!!!!
Chi Mo: ME WITH PUPPY YOU BACK STABBING BITCH!
Hanna: HEY!
Anzu: I'm with my new friend! (chases Amarant)
Amarant: I SAID I'M TOO COOL FOR FRIENDS! (runs around the room)
Anzu: FRIENDSHIP IS COOL!
Malik: I'm with Jasmine then.
Jasmine: Ok.
(Ummmmmm so they arrange flowers and stuff like that. Right moving on to class C, I've been waiting for this! Oh and just to warn ya EVERYONE except Ryou is going to get bashed at some point or another, I can't stand Ryou torture! It's so evil! No offenese to anyone who rights it.cuz some people who do are really good authors..evil but good. One more thing, Yugi get's bashed so badly I'm going to bring in the RSPCY in later chappies)
Cloud: Ok right.(brings all the chocobos and ties there reins to posts) There is two things you need to know when riding a chocobo and they are (suddenly swept up in a tide of rabid Pikachus and carried off)
Yami: Okkkkkkkkkkkk..
Yugi: I don't like the look of the chocobo Cloud gave me.
Yugi's chocobo: (snarling and twitching violently)K.K.KEWH!
Steiner: Master Yugi chocobo's are nothing to fear! Freya:......why are you calling him master?
Steiner: He reminds me of master Vivi.
Freya: Huh?
Serenity: YEAH THEY'RE BOTH THE RIGHT HEIGHT FOR ARM RESTS!
Mokuba: HEY! THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH BEING SHORT!
Mai: Yeah Serenity, after all men of Yugi's stature are in 'short' supply
Both: (Snigger)
Stenier: (cracks them both with the flat side of his sword.)
Quina: How we get on chocobo's?
Freya: Good point..
Yami: DON'T YOU GUYS KNOW!?
Freya: Well.you see Zidane was the only one out of us who..
Stieiner: Trust Zidane.the first time we are in need of his asstiance he's off flower arranging!
Mokuba: So......what do we do?
All: (look at Freya)
Freya: (sigh) All right then..(Gets on the chocobo with out any hassle)
Mai: Oh so..you get on them like you would horses?
Freya: Yes that's right.
Quina: (helps Mokuba up.) Me no get on chocobo, me eat chocobo!
Quina's chocobo: KWEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (pecks Quina's eyes out.)
Yami: Ok so..how do you get them do move?
Freya: Umm....
Yugi: (Almost on his chocobo)
Quina: ME EYES! ME NO ABLE TO SEE!!! (Bumps into Yugi's rabid snarling chocobo)
Yugi's rabid snarling chocobo: K.K.KWEAH!!!!!!!!!! (charges, of course Yugi hasn't gotten on it properly yet, falls his foot gets caught in the sturip and is dragged along the ground behind his rabid, snarling chocobo who's doing 80 miles an hour.)
Yugi: GAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! THE PAIN!!!!!!!!!!!
Yami: Uh oh.(his chocobo bolts as well, bangs into Tristain's who bangs into Mai's who bangs into Freya's who bags into Mokuba's)
Yami, Tristain, Mai, Freya and Mokuba: GAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! SLOW DOWN! FOR THE LOVE OF RA SLOW DOWN!
Steiner: AWAY CHOCOBO! (points his sword into the air)
Chocobo: .....kewh.....(is being crushed by Steiner)
(Back to class A)
Seto: SO NOW WHERE ARE WE!?
Katy: STOP YELLING AT HIM!!!!!!!!! (pans Seto....for the umteenth time)
Garnet: Oh be quiet the both of you! ALL YOU'VE DONE IS ARGUE!
Seto and Katy: WHO ASKED YOU ANYWAY!?
Marik: (waving the baseball bat around making the lightsaber sound) ZUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMM!!!!!!
Ryou: (holding his hands over his ears)
Vivi: Umm..excuse me.
(everyone keeps fighting now including Treno, Marik and Mojo (they found him eventually.)
Vivi: EVERYONE SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!! IF YOU DON'T FUCK UP RYOU'LL NEVER FIND WHERE WE'RE SUPPOSED TO GO AND WELL BE STUCK HERE FOR THE REST OF OUR LIVES!
Garnet: Vivi.didn't know you could do that.
Vivi: (gasping for breath)
Blade: (jumps down from a tree) The place your looking for is right over there. (points)
Katy: Why are you going all ninja on us!?
Blade: (shrugs) Warming up for the stealth class. By the way, there isn't anything in those cups.
Seto: Yeah right!
Marik: Then what are we supposed to fill them with!?
Blade: I put some leaves into this one.
All: Wha?
Blade: Sephiroth said half filled or more he never said they had to be filled with water.
Vivi: Good enough for me..this bloody chainsaw's getting heavy! (runs to where Blade was pointing.)
Seto: Yeah right there has to be a stream nearby or something! (he Marik, Garnet and Mojo run off too.)
Katy: You sure you can use anything?
Blade: There isn't a stream or anything like that around here for miles.
Treno: And how do you know?
Blade: Did some flapping.
Katy: Oh....well I'll go get a cup then.
Treno: Me too! (both run off)
(Later when all classes are over everyone's outside waiting for Garnet, Mojo, Marik and Seto to get back.)
Kathy: Flower arranging is SO boring!
Bakura: Ugh.
Anzu: IT'S FUN! ISN'T IT MY NEW BEST FRIEND AMARANT!?
Amarant: I'M TOO COOL FOR YOU!
Blade: (Yawn)
Jasmine: YUGI I MISSED YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yugi: (covered in bandages) NO JASMINE STOP!!!!! AHHHHHHHH!!!!! THE PAIN!
Yami: (Has a broken leg) Ugh.we got off lightly compaired to Yugi.
Freya: (has a broken arm) And of course that poor, poor chocobo.
Zidane: YEAH RUSTY! (slaps Steiner's back) I would've killed to see you on a chocobo though!
Serenity: (has a few broken ribs) I'm never going on one of those things again!
Mai: (Has a broken nail) Look at this!!!!! ARGH!!!!!!!
Bakura: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! I can't take this anymore! (grabs Kathy) WE'RE HAVING AN EARLY NIGHT!
Kathy: Ok then bye!!!!!
Others: Bye.
Blade:...Yami, we're leaving too.
Yami: What?
Blade: I want you to prove you're the king of games.
Yami: WHAT!?? WAIT WHAT DO YOU MEAN!?
Blade: (Takes Yami) Ahhhhhh revenge is going to be sweet, later!
Others: Right.
Mokuba: (horribly bruised) Awwwww frig! To hell with this I'm going to bed! (leaves)
All: (leave as well) -------------------------------- Treno: Hey you two!
Ryga: Hewwo
Baku: Dwam phawoh! (stabs Yami plushie)
Treno: (Gives them more chocolate biscuits) You wanna see the real pharaoh hurt?
Baku: Yay!!!!!!!
Ryga: (blink)
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Yami: OUCH WATCH THE LEG!
Blade: Oh stop being such a baby.
Yami: Whaaaaaaaa goo, goo, goo! Baby no want bib!
Blade: Will you quit it!?
Yami: Baby don't want sleep!
Blade: Yami...stop it or I'll get rough with that fricking leg of yours!
Yami: NO! Ok.
Blade: Ok.(takes Playstation out of the wardrobe)
Yami: Hey! Where'd you get that!?
Blade: Quina had one in his room.he gave it to me.
Yami: (Twitch)
Blade: Ok.(puts Breath of Fire 4 into the Play Station) we're going to play Kachak and whoever gets highest score wins.
Yami: Ok how do you play it?
Blade: All you need to do is press circle at the correct time.you sometimes have to press triangle.
Yami: Easy!
Blade: You'd think that wouldn't you? Ok I want you to sign these.
Yami: What for? Blade: Oh just to make sure that if I win I get the reward I want.
Yami: What if I win?
Blade: (snicker) Oh you can have anything you want.providing I can give it.
Yami: You're on.
Treno, Ryga and Baku: ( push against the door to much and fall into the room.)
Treno: Urrrrrrrr hey.
Baku: PHAOW! (stabs Yami's bad leg)
Yami: GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Treno: Baku no! (trying not to laugh) Don't do that! Do you want to go into the straight jacket?
Blade: Wanna see Yami get his ass kicked?
Baku: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ryga: Okie..
Treno: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!
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Kuja: Ugh....where are we going to put you?
Jasmine: (Blink)
Gary: SPOOT SMEG SPOOT! Kuja: Ahhh.perfect. You're sharing a room with........................................................................ .............................ANZU!
Jasmine: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Anzu: FRIENDSHIP FOREVER!
Quina: Is friendship tasty munchie?
Anzu: No silly friend of me..
(Door swings open)
Kuja: QUINA! YOU'RE GOING TO A ROOM TO YOURSELF!
Quina: YAY!!!!!!!!!!
Anzu: No friends for me?
Kuja: Here's one (pushes Jasmine in and shuts the door)
Anzu: LET'S BE FRIENDS!!!!!!! I'LL TEACH YOU MY FRIENDSHIP SONG!
Jasmine: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Kuja: Kehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!!! All right apparently that idiot didn't make this clear, only two more people can enter alright? And it's one person per reviewer! You and your yami can can't both come! Just you, OR your yami OR a character you've made up it CAN'T be you AND your yami alright!?
Hojo: I wasn't in this one! (wobbles about) No matter! HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE! I'm conduting a very important experiment at the moment but I need help.
Kuja: You got that right.
Hojo: AT LEAST I DON'T WEAR A GOLD THONG!
Kuja: DON'T INSULT MY CLOTHES! (runs off real Mary-Sue like)
Hojo: Anyway, what did you reviewers think of this one? Was it better or worse than the first!? TELLLLLLLLLLLLLL MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gary: SPOOT!
Kuja: Oh yes you can vote for which class has which lesson tomorrow!
Chi Mo: AND BY THE WAY, NOW JOEY, YAMI, BAKURA, RYOU AND YUGI ARE TAKEN! IF YOU HAVE A CRUSH IT CAN'T BE ON ONE OF THEM! PICK SOMEONE ELSE! Thanks!
Kuja: WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING!?
Chi Mo: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!