Disclaimer: We don't own Final Fantasy IX, or YGO, if I did own FF IX Quina
wouldn't be in it and if I owned Yu-Gi-Oh Anzu would be dead!
Alright!!!!!!!!!!!! We've got the three!!!!!!!!!! BUT NO MORE! I don't want it ending up like Truth and Dare or Punishment and forget about some of you so NO MORE! I'VE ALREADY GOT AROUND 40 PEEPS TO WRITE SO GAHHHHHH RA KNOWS I DON'T NEED ANYMORE!
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Blade: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW THE BLOODY HELL!?
Yami: I win YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Baku: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Ryga: Fwaries funny.
Treno: (still laughing at the faires on a sugar high)
Blade: YOU CHEATED!!!!!!!!! NO ONE CAN CONCENTRATE ON KACHAK THE FIRST TIME THEY PLAY IT! (chokes him)
Yami: GAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(door opens)
Zidane: WTF IS GOING ON IN HERE!?
Ryga: ZIDWANE!
Zidane: Awwwwwww another loyal fan girl.(picks her up) BLADE LET YAMI GO!
Yugi: (fully recovered..that was fast) YEAH! W-what he said.
Baku: (evil grin, stabs Zidane in the tail)
Zidane: GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! OH SWEET JESUS NO!!!!!!! (arms are full holding Ryga, Treno's still in a fit of laughter on the floor and Blade's squezzing the life out of Yami, so starts lashing his tail about like a manic)
Yugi: Hold still and I'll take it out.
Zidane: (snaps his tail VERY violently, the dagger flies out and it hits Yugi between the eyes)
Yugi: (running around in circles with the dagger stuck between his eyes) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Blade: Uh oh. (let's Yami go)
Yami: Aibou hang on! (tries to stand up) OH SHHHHHHHHHHIT!
Blade: (pulls the dagger out of Yugi's head.) There.
Yugi: (heals again) Thank you........I think.
Zidane: (Sucking on his tail, yes it is that long) Has anyone heard any of the others come back?
Blade: (turns chibi, now also has a tail, a blue version of Lugia's!) SETO!!!!!!!!! (runs off to Seto and Mokuba's room)
Yugi: This tail things catching.
Treno: It's cool having a tail! (runs down after c. Blade)
Yugi:........I'm going back to my room before anything else happens.
Yami: Good idea.I'll just stay here.
Yugi: (skips off to his room..gets eaten by flesh eating spiders.)
(A/N Blade: Sorry I've started to love torturing Yugi! He's so bashable! But.don't worry he has the amazing powers to heal himself completely five seconds later.)
c. Blade: SETO!!!!!!!!! (bursts into Seto/Mokuba's room) Moba! Where's Seto!?
Mokuba: (snore)
C. Blade: (growls) MOBA WAKE UP BEFORE I EAT YOU! (Blade's half Brood (You know from Breath of Fire 3?)
Mokuba: What? (yawn)
C. Blade: Where's Seto!?
Mokuba: He's not here.
C. Blade: (changes back into normal Blade, still has the tail only it's as long as Zidane's now. Blade: What!? I like having a tail!) They're still outside?
Snake: WHAT ARE YOU DOING UP AT THIS HOUR!? LIGHTS OUT WAS AGES AGO! (turns Mokuba's light off) ALL OF YOU GET BACK TO YOUR ROOMS! (Grabs Blade by the collar of her trench coat (Blade: The one Kathy gave me! Told you I'd wear it forever!) YOU WERE UP LAST NIGHT AS WELL!
Freya: (Wakes up) What is all the shouting about I wonder?
Amarant: I'm too cool to be woken up in the middle of the night.damn it!
Snake: YOU'LL SPEND THE NIGHT IN THE DETENTION BLOCK!
Blade: DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!!
Kuja: (wearing a dress) I'M EVERY WOMAN, IT'S ONLY MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Gary:....Spoot?
(Next morning)
Kuja: (through the speakers) GET YOUR ASSES TO THE REGISTRATION HALL NOW!
(All except Blade go to registration, Yami and the others have healed by the way)
Kuja: Garnet, Seto, Marik and Mojo haven't returned from the challenge set in there weapons class so! CLASSES ARE SUSPONED UNTIL THEY ARE BACK! YOU WILL ALL GO OUT IN GROUPS OF THREE AND FIND THEM!
Gary: SPOOT!
Kuja: Here's the groups, AMARANT, FREYA AND STEINER!
Anzu: Awwwwwwwww.
Kuja: Jasmine, Chi Mo and Joey!
Chi Mo: PUPPY!!!!!!
Kuja: Vivi, Eiko and Zidane!
Eiko: ZIDANE YAY!!!!!!!
Kuja: Mokuba, Malik and Treno! Mai, Quina and Anzu!
Mai: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Kuja: Tristain, Serenity and Katy!
Katy: EEEEEEEEEEEEEVILLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!
Kuja: Ryou, Bakura and Kathy!
Kathy: HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Kuja: Yami, Blade and Yugi!
(Crickets chirp)
Kuja:?
Gary: SPOOT!
Kuja: Oh yeah, SNAKE GET BLADE OUT OF THE DETENTION BLOCK!
Snake: (brings Blade out)
Chi Mo: Ummmmmm Blade?
Blade: Hmm?
Chi Mo: Why are you in uniform? You're not in the military any more.
Blade: I can't keep my tail down my trouser leg! ( the uniform has a hole for her tail)
Zidane: Yeah that's REALLY uncomfortable.(shudder)
Kuja: ENOUGH JABBERING! GET OUT THERE AND FIND THEM!
(they leave)
Cloud: The rabid pink plastic flamingos that we sent out said they've spotted more intruders but there was no sign of the missing prisoners.
Kuja: MORE BLOODY INTRUDERS!? AHHHHHHHHH are the flamingos all accounted for?
Cloud: No five are missing.
(A/N You can probably guess what's gonna happen next.)
Yugi: I wish we weren't out here.
Yami: (tries to do puppy dog eyes, fails misrabely) Yeah.let's just hurry up and get this over with.
Blade: We won't go any faster with you two flapping your gums.
Yugi: I don't like this place.it's too early in the morning and it's too dark.
Blade: Stay close to us.
Yami: Yeah Aibou! I won't let anything happen to you! (pokes Blades tail)
Blade: Will you stop that!?
Yugi: (is suddenly attacked by five rabid pink plastic flamingos)
Blade and Yami: (somehow don't notice and go on with out him)
Yugi: GAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (gets pecked to death)
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Jasmine: THIS ISN'T FAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (screams so loud she probably just woke up half the monsters, if not all of them)
Joey: What's da matter wif you?
Jasmine: I DON'T GET TO SHARE A ROOM WITH YUGI, I DON'T GET TO BE IN HIS CLASS AND I DON'T GET TO BE IN HIS SEARCH PARTY! INSTEAD I'M STUCK WITH SOMEONE WHO'S NAMED AFTER A PINK DUCK AND SOMEONE WHO CAN'T TALK RIGHT!
Chi Mo: HEY! I RESENT THAT DUCK COMMENT!
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Katy: THIS ISN'T FAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WANT RYOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jasmine: AHHHHHHHH AT LEAST HE'S IN YOUR CLASS AND ROOM!
Serenity: Umm.where'd you come from?
Jasmine: (shrugs and disappears)
Tristain: Errrrrrrr...
(all hear a girlish shriek)
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Mai: WHAT WAS THAT!!!???
Quina: Maybe tasty munchie!
Anzu: No! Someone we can be friends with!
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Malik: Where'd that shriek come from!?
Treno: (ears pricked) Over there!
Mokuba: BIG BROTHER!
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Ryou: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! SOMEONE'S BEEN EATEN BY A MONSTER!
Bakura: Yeah right..
Kathy: It sorta sounded like.
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Zidane: GARNET!?
Eiko: Ohhhhh whoopie..
Vivi: LET'S GO HELP HER!
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Steiner: PRINCESS!!!!!! (runs off)
Freya: Come on Amarant hurry!
Amarant: I'm too cool to hurry.
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Yugi: (somehow gets there first) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (Chokes to death)
Garnet: (is a mauled and mangled corpse, RYOU WAS RIGHT!)
(Yami and Blade come)
Yami: Aibou! Don't look!
Blade: It's a little late for that..........whatever this thing is it sure likes making a mess....
(All come and throw up)
Serenity: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!
Chi Mo: (not looking) Is it Garnet?
(BTW Amarant had to knock Zidane out since he was screaming so much)
Blade: Well I can't tell yet (bends down and starts looking to see if there's any sign of who it may be.yes folks she actully touching and moving about this pile of absolute gore.) hmmm..
Amarant: (As well as everyone else not looking) WELL!?
Blade: (still poking through it she's wearing big leather gloves that go up to her elbows by the way.but still.yuck.) Well.this is at least two corpes.there's too much here for it to only be one and.hey.
Malik: (almost turns around)What?
Blade: I can see something in here.(reaches in and tries to get it but the gloves are too slippery with blood) damn.(takes off a glove)
Chi Mo: Blade? What are you doing?
Blade: (shoves her hand back in) Ouuu squissy.
Katy: Don't tell me you took the glove off!?
Blade: GOT IT! (yanks it out) Yep.it's the sliver pendent.that was Garnet all right.
Vivi: (starts crying)
Blade: I can't tell what this other thing is though.whatever it was it was big.
Seto Marik and Mojo: (Mojo actually just shrieks) THERE YOU GUYS ARE!!!!! WE'VE BEEN LOST HERE FOR (sees the gore and throw up)
Freya: We should go before something decides that pile is breakfast.
(Back at registration)
Hojo: AHHHHHHHHHH MOJO!!!!!!!!!!! I NEED YOU FOR MY CLASS! (wobbles after Mojo)
Kuja: All right listen up, we've THREE more class mates for you!
Snake: And were going to make sure you don't get anymore!
Hojo: (injects Treno with something)
Treno: OWWWWWW!
Blade: WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING! (rips Hojo apart)
Yami: YEAH! (helps)
Snake: (Drags them both off to detention)
Yami: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh all the time.with nothing to do.how are we going to keep busy?
Blade: Don't you start that again!
Yami: Awwwwwwww come on.(pokes her tail)
Blade: QUIT IT!
Kuja: And I thought Zidane was bad..anyway! Meet your new class mates!
Katy and Kathy (panning Hojo with the ultimate frying pan of doom!)
Kuja: This is Kaira-chan, she's in clas2s B. Oh and also Zidane I'm putting you into class A.
Zidane: (still unconcious.)
Kaira: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!! MAILK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (glomps Malik)
Kuja: Next is Crystal (Has long brown hair with green highlights and green eyes!(A/N Come on we've said twice already! Either you OR your yami! So we're just guessing that you'd rather be in it and if you want Marik then tell me next review.)
Kuja: And finally! Adinia (long brown hair that comes past her shoulders, one blue eye, one green eye, height = 5'9'' clothes = black short sleeve shirt, white shorts and long white trench coat. (A/N Kuja: Oh yeah miss ONLY three more..
Blade: Awwwwwwwwww shut up, she loves trench coats for frig sake! How could I say no when she loves trench coats!?) and she's in class C.
Anzu: YAY!!!!!!!!! NEW FRIENDS!!!!!!!!!!!
All: (groan)
Chi Mo: COOL!!!!!!!! You look like Yuna!
Kuja: All right listen up.
Treno: (gets ten times bigger, turns purple and goes all rabid and snarling)
Kuja: Ouuuuuuuu OK MANA BEAST! FLY AROUND THE PERIMETER! MAKE SURE NO-ONE ENTERS OR LEAVES!!!!
Evil Treno: (snarls, Blows the wall off and flies outside)
Kathy: TRENOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Kuja: As I was saying.Class A has stealth skills. Class B has Chemicals and Class C has flower arranging!
Adinia : Oh dear lord.
Steiner: F-flowers!?
Yugi: Well.that sounds pretty harmless.
Kathy: YAY!!!!!!! CHEMICALS!!!!!!!!!! EXPLOSIONS!!!!!!
Kathy and Bakura: (do happy dance)
Kuja: By the way now that there has been some changes.the roommates change, Zidane is now taking care of the twins and sharing a room with them. Jasmine can move in with Steiner, Crystal can move in with Quina, Kiara- Chan's with Anzu and Aidiana is in her own room
(Ok here's class A, everyone is in stealth gear.)
Katy: RYOU YOU'RE SO COOL IN STEALTH GEAR!
Ryou: Hehehehehehehehehe..thanks..you look great to.
Zidane: (finally wakes up) Huh?
Seto: Your in this class now.
Zidane: Ohhhh.were's the teacher?
Marik: He went to get Blade.
(In detention block)
Blade: (finishes blowing air into a plastic pink flamingo) There.that's all two hundred off them.
Yami: Hehehehehehehe
Blade: AHHHHHHH!!!!!!! I TOLD YOU TO QUIT THAT!
Yami: Awwwwwwwwww.
Blade: Maybe later..if your good!
Yami: OKIE ME BE A GOOD BOY!
Snake: Right FLAMINGOS! Go to the briefing room!
All the flamingos: (come to life and leave)
Blade and Yami: (blink)
Snake: Yami, get to flower arranging, Blade come with me.
(back to the rest of class A)
Snake: Right, listen up I opperate pretty much like Sephiroth does, these halls are filled with trip wires and cameras. I want you to get from here back to your rooms with out being seen. If you are by one of the cameras or hit a trip wire, ten Genomes soldiers will come after you each time you mess up so if you do, you'll have them to worry about on top of being seen again. If you're already being chased and are seen by another camera or hit a trip wire, another ten soldiers will come after you.so do yourself a favour and don't mess up. Right I'll leave you to it then. (leaves)
Blade: This is going to be pretty easy-
Zidane: YEAH RIGHT! EVEN I'M GOING TO HAVE HASSLE WITH THIS!
Blade: for me.(disappears again)
Vivi: I don't think she should be allowed to do that.
(five minutes later, Seto has 300 genome soldiers after him, Marik has 190, Zidane has 50, Vivi has 80, Katy has 10 and Ryou's almost at his room and has none after him yet.)
(Class B)
Hojo: Hehehehehehehehehehehehehe!!! Today I will show you the effects of Genova genes!
CM: (blink) Those religious people?
Hojo: NO YOU IDIOT! GENOVA THE ANCIENT!
CM: Ohhhhhhhhhhh Sephiroths mum.
Hojo: YES!!! Now.see the miricle of Genova genes! (injects Mojo ((who's strapped down to a cold metal table with Genova genes)
Mojo: (SHRIEK!!!!!!!!!! After a few moments of voilently twitching his head expands so it's twice as big.) I AM MOJO JOJO! ALL WILL KNEEL BEFORE ME FOR I WILL RULE OVER YOU BECAUSE I AM MOJO JOJO! AND AS MOJO JOJO (It's been AGES since I've seen that.so I know it's probely wrong) I will rule over all! (suddenly grows an eye in the middle of his face, and tenticals.)
Kathy and Bakura: COOL!!!!!!!!
Amarant: I'm too cool to think that's cool.
Eiko: COOL!? IT'S ABSOLUTLY GROSS!
Mojo Jojo: (explodes)
Chi Mo: EWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!
Kaira-Chan: AHHHHHHHHH that is too much!
Joey: MONKEY GUTS!
Anzu: (Is splattered in Mojo Jojo) Awwwwwww my little monkey friend went bye bye..
(A long Green tenticle smashes through the glass, grabs Anzu and drags her out)
Hojo: Do my eyes decieve me? Or was that the very rare tentical of the very rare anime character eater!? Oh well..never mind..anyway I want you all to inject yourselves with the Genova cells in the sirenige on each of your desks.
Kathy: AFTER WHAT HAPPENED TO MOJO!?
Bakura: LET'S KILL HIM!
ALL: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chi Mo: PUPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Class C)
Adinia: THIS IS SO BLOODY BORING!
Yugi: Actually.I'm glad we have this..this is probabley the only safe class there is.(is attacked by a swarm of rabid bees) GAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Freya: So much for that thought.
(all outside the main building again, this is after classes)
Yugi: (wrapped up in bandages.AGAIN!) I don't like this.
Jasmine: Why do we have to come out here after class?
Kaira-Chan: Who cares!? (drags Malik off somewhere private)
(Suddenly two green tenticals lash out of the forest, one grabs Zidane guess who the other one grabs...................if you said Yugi you are correct!)
Zidane and Yugi: GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
(The RSPCY appear from nowhere and attack the tentical that has Yugi.)
Zidane: (Being dragged away) UMM A LITTLE HELP HERE!?
Eiko: ZIDANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (grabs Zidane)
Vivi: Eiko!!!!!!!!!!!! (grabs Eiko)
Steiner: Master Vivi! (grabs Vivi)
(Cricket's chirp and a tumble weed rolls past)
Freya: Oh right, well Stenier! (grabs Steiner)
Blade: FREYA!!! (grabs Freya)
Chi Mo: I'll regret this in the morning.BLADE! (grabs Blade)
Joey: Chi Mo! (grabs Chi Mo)
Yami: Joey! (grabs Joey)
(and so on until everyone's gabbed someone)
Zidane: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! I'M GONNA GET RIPPED IN TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Blade: RABID PLASTIC PINK FLAMINGOS!!!!!!! ATTACK!
(A tide of rabid plastic pink flamingos come and peck the tentical that has Zidane and it almost lets go..)
Zidane: Ouchhhhhhhhhh.......
(the RSPCY have already saved Yugi)
rabid plastic pink flamingos: (peck Yugi to death)
Yugi: GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! (five seconds later) I'M BACK!!!!!!
Zidane: I WANT A FANCY FUNERAL! BIG COFFIN, LOTS OF JEWELS!
(the tentical is suddenly atttacked by MANY Zidane fan girls at it lets go of him)
Zidane: Yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Fan girls to the rescue!
Jasmine: THAT'S IT I'M TAKING YUGI BACK INSIDE TO MY ROOM BEFORE SOMETHING ELSE HAPPENS TO HIM! (drags Yugi off)
Katy: Good idea!!!!! (skips off with Ryou)
Kathy and Bakura: (run off.)
Chi Mo: COME ON PUPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (takes Joey inside as well)
Zidane; I'd better get to the twins.
Yami: NOW PLEASE!?
Blade: Oh all right.
Yami: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!! (drags Blade back to their room)
Others:......... Another tenical lashes out.
All: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! (run back to the camp)
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Kuja: Right!!!!!!!! So the evil anime character eating monster thingie is in it now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And it's already killed Garnet and Anzu! (but I get the feeling Anzu will be back..) Anyway, one of the peeps her let the monster loose, it could be any of us the campers, the teachers, the twins, Gary or Treno.I'll say this though..it wasn't me..care to try and guess who it was? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
Alright!!!!!!!!!!!! We've got the three!!!!!!!!!! BUT NO MORE! I don't want it ending up like Truth and Dare or Punishment and forget about some of you so NO MORE! I'VE ALREADY GOT AROUND 40 PEEPS TO WRITE SO GAHHHHHH RA KNOWS I DON'T NEED ANYMORE!
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Blade: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW THE BLOODY HELL!?
Yami: I win YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Baku: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Ryga: Fwaries funny.
Treno: (still laughing at the faires on a sugar high)
Blade: YOU CHEATED!!!!!!!!! NO ONE CAN CONCENTRATE ON KACHAK THE FIRST TIME THEY PLAY IT! (chokes him)
Yami: GAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(door opens)
Zidane: WTF IS GOING ON IN HERE!?
Ryga: ZIDWANE!
Zidane: Awwwwwww another loyal fan girl.(picks her up) BLADE LET YAMI GO!
Yugi: (fully recovered..that was fast) YEAH! W-what he said.
Baku: (evil grin, stabs Zidane in the tail)
Zidane: GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! OH SWEET JESUS NO!!!!!!! (arms are full holding Ryga, Treno's still in a fit of laughter on the floor and Blade's squezzing the life out of Yami, so starts lashing his tail about like a manic)
Yugi: Hold still and I'll take it out.
Zidane: (snaps his tail VERY violently, the dagger flies out and it hits Yugi between the eyes)
Yugi: (running around in circles with the dagger stuck between his eyes) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Blade: Uh oh. (let's Yami go)
Yami: Aibou hang on! (tries to stand up) OH SHHHHHHHHHHIT!
Blade: (pulls the dagger out of Yugi's head.) There.
Yugi: (heals again) Thank you........I think.
Zidane: (Sucking on his tail, yes it is that long) Has anyone heard any of the others come back?
Blade: (turns chibi, now also has a tail, a blue version of Lugia's!) SETO!!!!!!!!! (runs off to Seto and Mokuba's room)
Yugi: This tail things catching.
Treno: It's cool having a tail! (runs down after c. Blade)
Yugi:........I'm going back to my room before anything else happens.
Yami: Good idea.I'll just stay here.
Yugi: (skips off to his room..gets eaten by flesh eating spiders.)
(A/N Blade: Sorry I've started to love torturing Yugi! He's so bashable! But.don't worry he has the amazing powers to heal himself completely five seconds later.)
c. Blade: SETO!!!!!!!!! (bursts into Seto/Mokuba's room) Moba! Where's Seto!?
Mokuba: (snore)
C. Blade: (growls) MOBA WAKE UP BEFORE I EAT YOU! (Blade's half Brood (You know from Breath of Fire 3?)
Mokuba: What? (yawn)
C. Blade: Where's Seto!?
Mokuba: He's not here.
C. Blade: (changes back into normal Blade, still has the tail only it's as long as Zidane's now. Blade: What!? I like having a tail!) They're still outside?
Snake: WHAT ARE YOU DOING UP AT THIS HOUR!? LIGHTS OUT WAS AGES AGO! (turns Mokuba's light off) ALL OF YOU GET BACK TO YOUR ROOMS! (Grabs Blade by the collar of her trench coat (Blade: The one Kathy gave me! Told you I'd wear it forever!) YOU WERE UP LAST NIGHT AS WELL!
Freya: (Wakes up) What is all the shouting about I wonder?
Amarant: I'm too cool to be woken up in the middle of the night.damn it!
Snake: YOU'LL SPEND THE NIGHT IN THE DETENTION BLOCK!
Blade: DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!!
Kuja: (wearing a dress) I'M EVERY WOMAN, IT'S ONLY MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Gary:....Spoot?
(Next morning)
Kuja: (through the speakers) GET YOUR ASSES TO THE REGISTRATION HALL NOW!
(All except Blade go to registration, Yami and the others have healed by the way)
Kuja: Garnet, Seto, Marik and Mojo haven't returned from the challenge set in there weapons class so! CLASSES ARE SUSPONED UNTIL THEY ARE BACK! YOU WILL ALL GO OUT IN GROUPS OF THREE AND FIND THEM!
Gary: SPOOT!
Kuja: Here's the groups, AMARANT, FREYA AND STEINER!
Anzu: Awwwwwwwww.
Kuja: Jasmine, Chi Mo and Joey!
Chi Mo: PUPPY!!!!!!
Kuja: Vivi, Eiko and Zidane!
Eiko: ZIDANE YAY!!!!!!!
Kuja: Mokuba, Malik and Treno! Mai, Quina and Anzu!
Mai: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Kuja: Tristain, Serenity and Katy!
Katy: EEEEEEEEEEEEEVILLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!
Kuja: Ryou, Bakura and Kathy!
Kathy: HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Kuja: Yami, Blade and Yugi!
(Crickets chirp)
Kuja:?
Gary: SPOOT!
Kuja: Oh yeah, SNAKE GET BLADE OUT OF THE DETENTION BLOCK!
Snake: (brings Blade out)
Chi Mo: Ummmmmm Blade?
Blade: Hmm?
Chi Mo: Why are you in uniform? You're not in the military any more.
Blade: I can't keep my tail down my trouser leg! ( the uniform has a hole for her tail)
Zidane: Yeah that's REALLY uncomfortable.(shudder)
Kuja: ENOUGH JABBERING! GET OUT THERE AND FIND THEM!
(they leave)
Cloud: The rabid pink plastic flamingos that we sent out said they've spotted more intruders but there was no sign of the missing prisoners.
Kuja: MORE BLOODY INTRUDERS!? AHHHHHHHHH are the flamingos all accounted for?
Cloud: No five are missing.
(A/N You can probably guess what's gonna happen next.)
Yugi: I wish we weren't out here.
Yami: (tries to do puppy dog eyes, fails misrabely) Yeah.let's just hurry up and get this over with.
Blade: We won't go any faster with you two flapping your gums.
Yugi: I don't like this place.it's too early in the morning and it's too dark.
Blade: Stay close to us.
Yami: Yeah Aibou! I won't let anything happen to you! (pokes Blades tail)
Blade: Will you stop that!?
Yugi: (is suddenly attacked by five rabid pink plastic flamingos)
Blade and Yami: (somehow don't notice and go on with out him)
Yugi: GAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (gets pecked to death)
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Jasmine: THIS ISN'T FAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (screams so loud she probably just woke up half the monsters, if not all of them)
Joey: What's da matter wif you?
Jasmine: I DON'T GET TO SHARE A ROOM WITH YUGI, I DON'T GET TO BE IN HIS CLASS AND I DON'T GET TO BE IN HIS SEARCH PARTY! INSTEAD I'M STUCK WITH SOMEONE WHO'S NAMED AFTER A PINK DUCK AND SOMEONE WHO CAN'T TALK RIGHT!
Chi Mo: HEY! I RESENT THAT DUCK COMMENT!
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Katy: THIS ISN'T FAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WANT RYOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jasmine: AHHHHHHHH AT LEAST HE'S IN YOUR CLASS AND ROOM!
Serenity: Umm.where'd you come from?
Jasmine: (shrugs and disappears)
Tristain: Errrrrrrr...
(all hear a girlish shriek)
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Mai: WHAT WAS THAT!!!???
Quina: Maybe tasty munchie!
Anzu: No! Someone we can be friends with!
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Malik: Where'd that shriek come from!?
Treno: (ears pricked) Over there!
Mokuba: BIG BROTHER!
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Ryou: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! SOMEONE'S BEEN EATEN BY A MONSTER!
Bakura: Yeah right..
Kathy: It sorta sounded like.
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Zidane: GARNET!?
Eiko: Ohhhhh whoopie..
Vivi: LET'S GO HELP HER!
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Steiner: PRINCESS!!!!!! (runs off)
Freya: Come on Amarant hurry!
Amarant: I'm too cool to hurry.
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Yugi: (somehow gets there first) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (Chokes to death)
Garnet: (is a mauled and mangled corpse, RYOU WAS RIGHT!)
(Yami and Blade come)
Yami: Aibou! Don't look!
Blade: It's a little late for that..........whatever this thing is it sure likes making a mess....
(All come and throw up)
Serenity: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!
Chi Mo: (not looking) Is it Garnet?
(BTW Amarant had to knock Zidane out since he was screaming so much)
Blade: Well I can't tell yet (bends down and starts looking to see if there's any sign of who it may be.yes folks she actully touching and moving about this pile of absolute gore.) hmmm..
Amarant: (As well as everyone else not looking) WELL!?
Blade: (still poking through it she's wearing big leather gloves that go up to her elbows by the way.but still.yuck.) Well.this is at least two corpes.there's too much here for it to only be one and.hey.
Malik: (almost turns around)What?
Blade: I can see something in here.(reaches in and tries to get it but the gloves are too slippery with blood) damn.(takes off a glove)
Chi Mo: Blade? What are you doing?
Blade: (shoves her hand back in) Ouuu squissy.
Katy: Don't tell me you took the glove off!?
Blade: GOT IT! (yanks it out) Yep.it's the sliver pendent.that was Garnet all right.
Vivi: (starts crying)
Blade: I can't tell what this other thing is though.whatever it was it was big.
Seto Marik and Mojo: (Mojo actually just shrieks) THERE YOU GUYS ARE!!!!! WE'VE BEEN LOST HERE FOR (sees the gore and throw up)
Freya: We should go before something decides that pile is breakfast.
(Back at registration)
Hojo: AHHHHHHHHHH MOJO!!!!!!!!!!! I NEED YOU FOR MY CLASS! (wobbles after Mojo)
Kuja: All right listen up, we've THREE more class mates for you!
Snake: And were going to make sure you don't get anymore!
Hojo: (injects Treno with something)
Treno: OWWWWWW!
Blade: WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING! (rips Hojo apart)
Yami: YEAH! (helps)
Snake: (Drags them both off to detention)
Yami: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh all the time.with nothing to do.how are we going to keep busy?
Blade: Don't you start that again!
Yami: Awwwwwwww come on.(pokes her tail)
Blade: QUIT IT!
Kuja: And I thought Zidane was bad..anyway! Meet your new class mates!
Katy and Kathy (panning Hojo with the ultimate frying pan of doom!)
Kuja: This is Kaira-chan, she's in clas2s B. Oh and also Zidane I'm putting you into class A.
Zidane: (still unconcious.)
Kaira: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!! MAILK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (glomps Malik)
Kuja: Next is Crystal (Has long brown hair with green highlights and green eyes!(A/N Come on we've said twice already! Either you OR your yami! So we're just guessing that you'd rather be in it and if you want Marik then tell me next review.)
Kuja: And finally! Adinia (long brown hair that comes past her shoulders, one blue eye, one green eye, height = 5'9'' clothes = black short sleeve shirt, white shorts and long white trench coat. (A/N Kuja: Oh yeah miss ONLY three more..
Blade: Awwwwwwwwww shut up, she loves trench coats for frig sake! How could I say no when she loves trench coats!?) and she's in class C.
Anzu: YAY!!!!!!!!! NEW FRIENDS!!!!!!!!!!!
All: (groan)
Chi Mo: COOL!!!!!!!! You look like Yuna!
Kuja: All right listen up.
Treno: (gets ten times bigger, turns purple and goes all rabid and snarling)
Kuja: Ouuuuuuuu OK MANA BEAST! FLY AROUND THE PERIMETER! MAKE SURE NO-ONE ENTERS OR LEAVES!!!!
Evil Treno: (snarls, Blows the wall off and flies outside)
Kathy: TRENOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Kuja: As I was saying.Class A has stealth skills. Class B has Chemicals and Class C has flower arranging!
Adinia : Oh dear lord.
Steiner: F-flowers!?
Yugi: Well.that sounds pretty harmless.
Kathy: YAY!!!!!!! CHEMICALS!!!!!!!!!! EXPLOSIONS!!!!!!
Kathy and Bakura: (do happy dance)
Kuja: By the way now that there has been some changes.the roommates change, Zidane is now taking care of the twins and sharing a room with them. Jasmine can move in with Steiner, Crystal can move in with Quina, Kiara- Chan's with Anzu and Aidiana is in her own room
(Ok here's class A, everyone is in stealth gear.)
Katy: RYOU YOU'RE SO COOL IN STEALTH GEAR!
Ryou: Hehehehehehehehehe..thanks..you look great to.
Zidane: (finally wakes up) Huh?
Seto: Your in this class now.
Zidane: Ohhhh.were's the teacher?
Marik: He went to get Blade.
(In detention block)
Blade: (finishes blowing air into a plastic pink flamingo) There.that's all two hundred off them.
Yami: Hehehehehehehe
Blade: AHHHHHHH!!!!!!! I TOLD YOU TO QUIT THAT!
Yami: Awwwwwwwwww.
Blade: Maybe later..if your good!
Yami: OKIE ME BE A GOOD BOY!
Snake: Right FLAMINGOS! Go to the briefing room!
All the flamingos: (come to life and leave)
Blade and Yami: (blink)
Snake: Yami, get to flower arranging, Blade come with me.
(back to the rest of class A)
Snake: Right, listen up I opperate pretty much like Sephiroth does, these halls are filled with trip wires and cameras. I want you to get from here back to your rooms with out being seen. If you are by one of the cameras or hit a trip wire, ten Genomes soldiers will come after you each time you mess up so if you do, you'll have them to worry about on top of being seen again. If you're already being chased and are seen by another camera or hit a trip wire, another ten soldiers will come after you.so do yourself a favour and don't mess up. Right I'll leave you to it then. (leaves)
Blade: This is going to be pretty easy-
Zidane: YEAH RIGHT! EVEN I'M GOING TO HAVE HASSLE WITH THIS!
Blade: for me.(disappears again)
Vivi: I don't think she should be allowed to do that.
(five minutes later, Seto has 300 genome soldiers after him, Marik has 190, Zidane has 50, Vivi has 80, Katy has 10 and Ryou's almost at his room and has none after him yet.)
(Class B)
Hojo: Hehehehehehehehehehehehehe!!! Today I will show you the effects of Genova genes!
CM: (blink) Those religious people?
Hojo: NO YOU IDIOT! GENOVA THE ANCIENT!
CM: Ohhhhhhhhhhh Sephiroths mum.
Hojo: YES!!! Now.see the miricle of Genova genes! (injects Mojo ((who's strapped down to a cold metal table with Genova genes)
Mojo: (SHRIEK!!!!!!!!!! After a few moments of voilently twitching his head expands so it's twice as big.) I AM MOJO JOJO! ALL WILL KNEEL BEFORE ME FOR I WILL RULE OVER YOU BECAUSE I AM MOJO JOJO! AND AS MOJO JOJO (It's been AGES since I've seen that.so I know it's probely wrong) I will rule over all! (suddenly grows an eye in the middle of his face, and tenticals.)
Kathy and Bakura: COOL!!!!!!!!
Amarant: I'm too cool to think that's cool.
Eiko: COOL!? IT'S ABSOLUTLY GROSS!
Mojo Jojo: (explodes)
Chi Mo: EWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!
Kaira-Chan: AHHHHHHHHH that is too much!
Joey: MONKEY GUTS!
Anzu: (Is splattered in Mojo Jojo) Awwwwwww my little monkey friend went bye bye..
(A long Green tenticle smashes through the glass, grabs Anzu and drags her out)
Hojo: Do my eyes decieve me? Or was that the very rare tentical of the very rare anime character eater!? Oh well..never mind..anyway I want you all to inject yourselves with the Genova cells in the sirenige on each of your desks.
Kathy: AFTER WHAT HAPPENED TO MOJO!?
Bakura: LET'S KILL HIM!
ALL: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chi Mo: PUPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Class C)
Adinia: THIS IS SO BLOODY BORING!
Yugi: Actually.I'm glad we have this..this is probabley the only safe class there is.(is attacked by a swarm of rabid bees) GAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Freya: So much for that thought.
(all outside the main building again, this is after classes)
Yugi: (wrapped up in bandages.AGAIN!) I don't like this.
Jasmine: Why do we have to come out here after class?
Kaira-Chan: Who cares!? (drags Malik off somewhere private)
(Suddenly two green tenticals lash out of the forest, one grabs Zidane guess who the other one grabs...................if you said Yugi you are correct!)
Zidane and Yugi: GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
(The RSPCY appear from nowhere and attack the tentical that has Yugi.)
Zidane: (Being dragged away) UMM A LITTLE HELP HERE!?
Eiko: ZIDANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (grabs Zidane)
Vivi: Eiko!!!!!!!!!!!! (grabs Eiko)
Steiner: Master Vivi! (grabs Vivi)
(Cricket's chirp and a tumble weed rolls past)
Freya: Oh right, well Stenier! (grabs Steiner)
Blade: FREYA!!! (grabs Freya)
Chi Mo: I'll regret this in the morning.BLADE! (grabs Blade)
Joey: Chi Mo! (grabs Chi Mo)
Yami: Joey! (grabs Joey)
(and so on until everyone's gabbed someone)
Zidane: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! I'M GONNA GET RIPPED IN TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Blade: RABID PLASTIC PINK FLAMINGOS!!!!!!! ATTACK!
(A tide of rabid plastic pink flamingos come and peck the tentical that has Zidane and it almost lets go..)
Zidane: Ouchhhhhhhhhh.......
(the RSPCY have already saved Yugi)
rabid plastic pink flamingos: (peck Yugi to death)
Yugi: GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! (five seconds later) I'M BACK!!!!!!
Zidane: I WANT A FANCY FUNERAL! BIG COFFIN, LOTS OF JEWELS!
(the tentical is suddenly atttacked by MANY Zidane fan girls at it lets go of him)
Zidane: Yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Fan girls to the rescue!
Jasmine: THAT'S IT I'M TAKING YUGI BACK INSIDE TO MY ROOM BEFORE SOMETHING ELSE HAPPENS TO HIM! (drags Yugi off)
Katy: Good idea!!!!! (skips off with Ryou)
Kathy and Bakura: (run off.)
Chi Mo: COME ON PUPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (takes Joey inside as well)
Zidane; I'd better get to the twins.
Yami: NOW PLEASE!?
Blade: Oh all right.
Yami: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!! (drags Blade back to their room)
Others:......... Another tenical lashes out.
All: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! (run back to the camp)
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Kuja: Right!!!!!!!! So the evil anime character eating monster thingie is in it now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And it's already killed Garnet and Anzu! (but I get the feeling Anzu will be back..) Anyway, one of the peeps her let the monster loose, it could be any of us the campers, the teachers, the twins, Gary or Treno.I'll say this though..it wasn't me..care to try and guess who it was? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!