Testing the new security out, revolt of the Anzu gerbils and hunt for the
monster!
Disclaimer: Don't own anything except this, Chi Mo, Blade, her baby brother, Kathy owns the twins and Katy owns Kathy, all the reviewers that are in this own themselves, Yugifan owns Brittany.
Cool!!!!! Only three chapters and 16 reviews! That's the most I've ever got for just three chappies! Thanks guys!
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Aeris: Master Kuja, we're picking something up on our scopes.an intruder!
Kuja: (Speaks into a little microphone) Evil Treno there's an intruder on the eastern border, dispose of them!
Evil Treno: (wearing a head set, snarls and flies to the eastern border)
Ekio: (head pops out from the top of a bush) Yes!!!!! He's going to the other border!
Vivi: (head pops up beside her) Umm.now what?
Eiko: (Anime fall) Now we can escape, form a RSPCZ, come back with me looking stunning and save Zidane!!!
Vivi: D-don't you mean Zidane and the others?
Eiko: (shifty eyes) Yeah.
Both: (run to the border, just before they get there, 300 rabid plastic pink flamingos pop up)
The 300 rabid plastic pink flamingos: (peck Vivi to death)
(meanwhile everyone's been stuffed into a tiny bunker until the intruder has been destroyed.)
Freya: They really should have made a bigger bunker.
Adiana: OUCH! Who poked me!?
Anzu: HELLO NEW FRIEND OF ME!
Adiana: OH FUCK OFF! (knocks Anzu out)
Katy: Why aren't Kiara-chan and Malik here!?
Adiana: There outside.
All:...............
Chi Mo: Ughhhhhhhhh!!!!!!! This is stupid! Why couldn't we stay in our rooms!?
Blade: Yeah.I was just getting comfy.
Zidane: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Blade: (whacks him) SHUT UP!
Baku: (laughs)
Ryga: (blinks)
Quina: Me hungry.
All: We know.
Quina: Me hungry.
All: We know.
Quina: Me hungry.
All: We know.
Quina: Me hungry.
All: We know.
Quina: Me hungry.
All: We know.
Quina: Me hungry.
All: We know.
Quina: Me hungry.
All: We know.
Quina: Me hungry.
All: WE KNOW!!!!!!
Quina: No need shout.
Amarant: I'M TOO COOL TO BE IN HERE!!!!!!
Freya: AMARANT SHUT..hey.Eiko and Vivi aren't here!
Yugi: POWER TO THE LITTLE PEOPLE!
Katy: Your not little.you're a munckin!
Yugi: THANKS A LOT! (cries)
Blade: Awwwwww don't cry. (bounces him up and down on her knee)
Yugi: Weeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!
Kathy: Now Katy, be nice with the midget.
Katy: Ok.
Yugi: (starts crying again)
Katy: OH, OH! We're sorry here! Have ummm.have.have a lolly! (shoves it in his mouth)
Yugi: (twitch)
Steiner: Master Yugi?
Yugi: (puts underwear on his head) I'M A FIRE STARTER!
Kathy: Don't tempt me to set your pants alight.
Yugi: SUGAR RULES!!!!!!! (he would run around in little circles but there all jammed up against each other, so starts squirming like crazy)
Blade: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! YUGI NO STOP THAT!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Kathy: (sets him alight)
Katy: KATHY!!!
Kathy: What?
Yugi: Huh? Ummmmm..AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! (burns to a crisp)
Blade: (her hair accidently caught on fire) OUCH!!! (goes evil psycho bitch) WHO PINCHED ME!?
CM: She's got fire in her eyes..
Katy: Yeah, and in her hair too.
Blade: Huh? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Kathy: (Pans the fire until it goes out) THERE!
Jasmine: OUCH!!!!!! Someone's poking me!!!!!!!!
Quina: FOOD!!!!!!!!!!
Anzu: HELLO OLD ROOMMATE!
Jasmine: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! (switches to Diana ((her yami, who hits Anzu with her staff and changes back to Jasmine))
Yami: LET'S SING A SONG!!!!!!!
All: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yami: Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ok this is for Halloween.but hey.
Blade: YAY!!!!!!!!
Chi Mo: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Blade and Yami: OH.....YOU SHOULD NEVER SHOVE A BANGER UP YOUR ASS ON HALLOWEEN, IT'S NOT CLEVER IT'S NOT FUNNY, SOME THINK IT'S QUIET OBSIENE, OH YOU SHOULD NEVER SHOVE A BANGER UP YOUR ASS ON HALLOWEEN CUZ YOU'LL ONLY BLOW YOUR HOLE TO SMITHERENS!
Others: Okkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk.
Meanwhile.
Brittany: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! SO MUCH FOR SECURITY!!!!!!!!!!!
Evil Treno: (suddenly lands in front of Brittany and her Frog the Jam, snarling and so forth)
Brittany: Well.looks like I've found security.
Evil Treno: (uses Aero Blast and blows her and her frog up) Heh, heh.(flies off.)
(Back to the bunker)
(door opens, everyone falls out)
Freya: Finally! Air!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anzu: (grabs Blade) COME ON FRIEND OF ME!!!!!! LETS GO PICK FLOWERS!!!!!!!!
Blade: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Yugi: (runs around in little circles)
Yami: Ok aibou let's get some beer into you and then straight to bed.
Yugi: BEER! BEER! BEER! BED! BED! BED!
Kathy: DIE! DIE! DIE!!!!!!
Yugi: (is killed by a hamster)
Other:............?
Kathy: YAY!!!!!!!!
Yugi: (Gets back up) BUD..WIS..ER (Yami takes him to the kitchen) BEER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Okkkkkkkkkkkk...meanwhile!)
Blade: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH LET ME GO YOU STUPID PIECE OF CRAP!
Anzu: Peace on you!
Blade: PISS ON YOU TOO, YOU SON OF A BITCH! (Pizza Man!!!!! And no I don't own it. Breaks free of the evil friendship grip and runs off)
Anzu:.......(sniffles)...FINE YOUR NOT MY FRIEND ANY MORE! (turns into a gerbel)
(all Anzu fans (shudder) turn into gerbels and somehow appear in front of her)
Anzu: WE HAVE ENCOUNTERED AN ENEMY!!!!!! IN THE NAME OF FRIENDSHIP WE MUST DESTROY HER!!!!!!!!!!!!
Other Gerbels: YES!!!!!!!!
Anzu: Let us sing our special chant as we march into battle!!!!! AND REMEMBER!!!!!! DON'T LET THEM PSYCH YOU OUT!
Other Gerbels: Aye!
Anzu: WHAT DO WE HAVE!?
Other Gerbels: FRIENDSHIP!
Anzu: Do we need anything else!?
Other Gerbels: NO!
Anzu: Is friendship important!?
Other Gerbals: YES!!!!!!!!!
Anzu: How important!?
(all gerbels including Anzu are run over)
(A/N Blade drives a hunter, cuz her tanks getting repaired.)
Blade: Me like driving! Hehehehehehehehehehehe!
Kuja: (Blinks) OK! All of you are going monster hunting!!!!!
All: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Blade: (drives up and runs over Yugi) Opps.
Kuja: Later on that is, right now you all have P.E and here's your teacher!!!! MATTHEW!!!!
Blade and Chi Mo: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Matthew: HELLO, ASSHOLES!
Jasmine: Eh, whatever!
Matthew: So how do you like it here, ASSHOLES!?
Yami: The dinner ladies brought me a knife and a spoon but no fuck! I tell her, "I wanna de fuck!" She tell me, "Everybody wanna de fuck!" I tell her, "you no under stand, I wanna fuck on the table." She say, "You better no fuck on the table, you son of a bitch!" I don't even know the lady and she called me a son of a bitch!
Others: (all bar Amarant, ROFL)
Amatant: I'm too cool to ROFL.
Kaira-Chan and Malik: (Come out of the bushes)
Kaira-Chan: Hey.
Malik: What'd we miss?
Yami: (starts saying it again)
Blade: Yami no!
(At P.E)
Bakura: WAIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!!!!!!!
Ryou: Where were you?
Bakura: NONE OF YOUR DAMN BUSINESS!
Ryou:........(sniffles)
Authoress: YOU WERE WARNED BAKURA!!!!!!!!! (Smithes Bakura)
Bakura: AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! (sticks his middle finger up)
Authoress: HOW DARE YOU!?
Bakura: (Is attacked by fluffy pink rabbits)
Authoress: AND YOUR SLEEPING IN A DIFFERENT ROOM THAN KATHY!
Bakura: (being killed) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Matthew: Fcuk up Authoress bitch!!!!!! ASSHOLE!!!!! *say asshole with a Spanish accent* (takes out a rocket launcher and blows Authoress away) Ok we're playing dodge ball!
(five minutes later, Anzu's been pelted to death with footballs)
All: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Brittany: YAMI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (glomps Yami's leg)
Yami: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Yugi: I'll save you Yami! (takes out what he thinks is a tranquliser gun)
Duke: (playing with his hair) Where'd he get that?
(A/N Blade: Shite.I completely forgot about him...and how'd Brittany get here!? Uhhhhhhhhh...I don't feel so good.)
Blade: (Walks off)
Yugi: Tally ho! (fires.....but ends up blowing his own head off even though he was aiming at Brittany.hmmmmmm.)
All: (blink)
Yugi: (head grows back) Phew!
Bakaura: Where'd he get the shot gun!?
Yugi: (shrugs)
(meanwhile)
Blade: Ok..I think I took a wrong turn.or something.(opens up double doors) BLOODY HELL! (finds this luxurey suit.complete with mini fridge!)
Hojo: WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? THIS IS A TEACHERS PRIVATE CHAMBER!
Blade: (Blink) Wait.are you saying by chance that.all teachers have these rooms?
Hojo: Yes, you fool.
Blade: So.while the rest of us are stuck in rooms half the size of a cell, with waffer thin matersess and skinny little pillows, you and the other 'teachers' ARE LIVING IT UP IN 5 STAR HOTEL STYLE SUITS!?
Hojo: That is correct.
Blade: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hojo: (blink)
Blade: WE DON'T EVEN HAVE A SHOWER AND YOU HAVE A MINI FRIDGE! AND..A DUELLING STADIUM!?
Hojo: Well.I'm actually quite intrested in this game.
Blade: (Eyes do that flashy thing, u know that thing they do when they get an idea?) Hey.why don't I show how do duel right now?
Hojo: (blinks his big buggy eyes, this is the mutated version btw) Really?
Blade: Yeah.but you understand.with me being a mercenary and all.
Hojo: ...ex mercenary.
Blade: Old habits die hard.
Hojo: Ok, what do you want?
Blade: Well we'll have the duel, and you can take notes or whatever for research.and if you win.
Hojo: Win or lose I'll still get the research!
Blade: If you win.I'll give you a kiss.
Hojo: (wait a sec.do bugs even have eyelids? If they do he blinks again, if they don't.they bulge out.) And what if you win?
Blade: Well I'm sure I don't stand a change against a genius like you but if I do win.you gotta pack up and I get this room.
Hojo: Okkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk then..(All evil scientists are the same all ya need to do is flatter them and you can trick them into doing almost anything!)
Blade: Here (hands him her deck) cut the cards.
(5 minutes later)
Blade: BEAT IT LOSER! (kicks him outside) YAY!!!!!!! MINI FRIDGE! AND A TV THE SIZE OF THE WALL! Me think me gonna like it here!
(PE is over)
Cloud, Sephiroth and Kuja have ever one lined up. (except Blade of course she's watching Medabots while eating Ice Cream Skittle Sunday's)
Kuja: Now that you've all been giving a chocobo.
Ryou: (Stares at his Rabid Snarling Chocobo)
Kuja: and weapons
(all have rocket launchers)
Kuja: You will go out and find, and hopefully kill the monster!
All: Errrrr.
(everyone goes out own there own.except Brittany she's stalking Yami)
Ryou: I wish this wasn't so heav-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! (finds the corpses of Duke, Amarant, Steiner, Tristain, Serenity and Quina)
Rabid Snarling Chocobo: K-kweh.
( A tentical lashes out and grabs Ryou's leg)
Ryou: GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rabid Snarling Chocobo: KEWH!? KEWH!!!!!!!!!!! (pecks the tentical and it let's go of Ryou.didn't think I'd kill him off did u?)
Yami: (has met up with Yugi, Mai, Bakura, Katy and Kathy. and is still being stalked by Brittany.)
Bakura: NOW WHAT, FERN HEAD!?
Yami: I don't know! WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME!?
Kathy: We don't know!
Katy: Ummm.did you guys just hear a scream?
Mai: There's been loads of screams so far.there's another one!
Brittany: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! (being thrown around by a tentical.)
Yami: Any who let's find some of the others. (all trot off, while Brittany is being torn to pieces)
Yugi: BUD.WIS.ER! (is killed by sheep)
(Oh dear Ra look at what time it is.sorry guys it is 5 in the morning.I need to sleep..don't mind this chap..I'm soooooooooooooooooooooo tired....so I'm gonna finish it off quick)
(five hours later.)
Kuja: Ok.I'm not gonna lie to you.that was the biggest waste of time EVER!
Crystal: True.it was.
Kuja: Anyway where since so many were killed where going to half to change rooms a bit. Freya is with Yugi. Marik's with Crystal and Jasmine's with Adiana . I think that does it.
(everyone goes back to there rooms)
Yami: (walks in and straight back out again into Brittany.) You again!?
Brittany: I WANNA BE IN YOUR ROOM!
Yami: Ok.
Brittany: YAY!!!!!!
Yami: (throws her in) You two have fun now! (locks the door)
Hojo: Ahhhhhhhh.another test subject.
Brittany: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yami: (wakes everyone up) YO, CM! GET UP!
Chi Mo: (opens door) What is it?
Yami: Where's your yami? There was this bug dude in our room instead.
Katy: (pops head around the door) HEY! Some of us are trying to sleep!
Kathy: ( comes out side as well) AND SOME OF US AREN'T BUT NEED PEACE AND QUIET!
CM: Blade's gone missing.
Katy: YAY!!!!!!!
CM: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
Kathy: OH GREAT!
Yami: (standing like a lost puppy)
CM: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!
Katy: Ok.well let's go find her!
CM: OKIE!
(10 minutes later, they find the big double doors)
Kathy: (Opens them) WHA!?
Katy: Look at this place!
Blade: HI YA! (jumps out at them)
All: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Chi Mo: What are you doing in here!?
Blade: I beat bug guy in a duel and won the room! All teachers have these rooms.
All: NO FAIR!!!!!
Blade: There just happens to be three bed rooms in here.but if ya wanna stay you have to pass the test.
Katy: Test?
Blade: Chi Mo and I will have a conversation about something using the local slang of where we live, if you can tell me what where saying I'll give you a room.Ok CM we're having that conversation.ok?
CM: Ok. Drop in's, Bonza! How's about a flutter?
Blade: Can't do it mate, times a wasting!
CM: Got him, yes!
Blade: What!?
CM: No good mate, but you can sure put in the big ones!
Blade: Now I'm chuffed! You gonna play with me?
CM: Hold on a minute-are we on or aren't we then?
Blade: What's this then, you pulling a flyer?
CM: Bewdy, Newk!
Blade: Up there with the Cazaly, that one--you're really got ticker!
CM: Good on ya mate! It's been bonza!
Blade: No worries--tell your story walking then.
Yami, Katy and Kathy: (blink)
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Ok.if ANYONE knows what Blade and me were talking about feel free to give it a go, if you get it right and have a character to add ONLY ONE I'll put them in. And it's the first person that get's it right that gets in, if one of the reviewers get it right and are already in then they get one of the rooms in the luxury suit.anywho.(yawn) oh I need to start writing these at a decent hour instead of one or two in the morning.(yawn again) well till next time.bye! (falls off chair)
Disclaimer: Don't own anything except this, Chi Mo, Blade, her baby brother, Kathy owns the twins and Katy owns Kathy, all the reviewers that are in this own themselves, Yugifan owns Brittany.
Cool!!!!! Only three chapters and 16 reviews! That's the most I've ever got for just three chappies! Thanks guys!
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Aeris: Master Kuja, we're picking something up on our scopes.an intruder!
Kuja: (Speaks into a little microphone) Evil Treno there's an intruder on the eastern border, dispose of them!
Evil Treno: (wearing a head set, snarls and flies to the eastern border)
Ekio: (head pops out from the top of a bush) Yes!!!!! He's going to the other border!
Vivi: (head pops up beside her) Umm.now what?
Eiko: (Anime fall) Now we can escape, form a RSPCZ, come back with me looking stunning and save Zidane!!!
Vivi: D-don't you mean Zidane and the others?
Eiko: (shifty eyes) Yeah.
Both: (run to the border, just before they get there, 300 rabid plastic pink flamingos pop up)
The 300 rabid plastic pink flamingos: (peck Vivi to death)
(meanwhile everyone's been stuffed into a tiny bunker until the intruder has been destroyed.)
Freya: They really should have made a bigger bunker.
Adiana: OUCH! Who poked me!?
Anzu: HELLO NEW FRIEND OF ME!
Adiana: OH FUCK OFF! (knocks Anzu out)
Katy: Why aren't Kiara-chan and Malik here!?
Adiana: There outside.
All:...............
Chi Mo: Ughhhhhhhhh!!!!!!! This is stupid! Why couldn't we stay in our rooms!?
Blade: Yeah.I was just getting comfy.
Zidane: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Blade: (whacks him) SHUT UP!
Baku: (laughs)
Ryga: (blinks)
Quina: Me hungry.
All: We know.
Quina: Me hungry.
All: We know.
Quina: Me hungry.
All: We know.
Quina: Me hungry.
All: We know.
Quina: Me hungry.
All: We know.
Quina: Me hungry.
All: We know.
Quina: Me hungry.
All: We know.
Quina: Me hungry.
All: WE KNOW!!!!!!
Quina: No need shout.
Amarant: I'M TOO COOL TO BE IN HERE!!!!!!
Freya: AMARANT SHUT..hey.Eiko and Vivi aren't here!
Yugi: POWER TO THE LITTLE PEOPLE!
Katy: Your not little.you're a munckin!
Yugi: THANKS A LOT! (cries)
Blade: Awwwwww don't cry. (bounces him up and down on her knee)
Yugi: Weeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!
Kathy: Now Katy, be nice with the midget.
Katy: Ok.
Yugi: (starts crying again)
Katy: OH, OH! We're sorry here! Have ummm.have.have a lolly! (shoves it in his mouth)
Yugi: (twitch)
Steiner: Master Yugi?
Yugi: (puts underwear on his head) I'M A FIRE STARTER!
Kathy: Don't tempt me to set your pants alight.
Yugi: SUGAR RULES!!!!!!! (he would run around in little circles but there all jammed up against each other, so starts squirming like crazy)
Blade: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! YUGI NO STOP THAT!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Kathy: (sets him alight)
Katy: KATHY!!!
Kathy: What?
Yugi: Huh? Ummmmm..AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! (burns to a crisp)
Blade: (her hair accidently caught on fire) OUCH!!! (goes evil psycho bitch) WHO PINCHED ME!?
CM: She's got fire in her eyes..
Katy: Yeah, and in her hair too.
Blade: Huh? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Kathy: (Pans the fire until it goes out) THERE!
Jasmine: OUCH!!!!!! Someone's poking me!!!!!!!!
Quina: FOOD!!!!!!!!!!
Anzu: HELLO OLD ROOMMATE!
Jasmine: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! (switches to Diana ((her yami, who hits Anzu with her staff and changes back to Jasmine))
Yami: LET'S SING A SONG!!!!!!!
All: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yami: Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ok this is for Halloween.but hey.
Blade: YAY!!!!!!!!
Chi Mo: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Blade and Yami: OH.....YOU SHOULD NEVER SHOVE A BANGER UP YOUR ASS ON HALLOWEEN, IT'S NOT CLEVER IT'S NOT FUNNY, SOME THINK IT'S QUIET OBSIENE, OH YOU SHOULD NEVER SHOVE A BANGER UP YOUR ASS ON HALLOWEEN CUZ YOU'LL ONLY BLOW YOUR HOLE TO SMITHERENS!
Others: Okkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk.
Meanwhile.
Brittany: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! SO MUCH FOR SECURITY!!!!!!!!!!!
Evil Treno: (suddenly lands in front of Brittany and her Frog the Jam, snarling and so forth)
Brittany: Well.looks like I've found security.
Evil Treno: (uses Aero Blast and blows her and her frog up) Heh, heh.(flies off.)
(Back to the bunker)
(door opens, everyone falls out)
Freya: Finally! Air!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anzu: (grabs Blade) COME ON FRIEND OF ME!!!!!! LETS GO PICK FLOWERS!!!!!!!!
Blade: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Yugi: (runs around in little circles)
Yami: Ok aibou let's get some beer into you and then straight to bed.
Yugi: BEER! BEER! BEER! BED! BED! BED!
Kathy: DIE! DIE! DIE!!!!!!
Yugi: (is killed by a hamster)
Other:............?
Kathy: YAY!!!!!!!!
Yugi: (Gets back up) BUD..WIS..ER (Yami takes him to the kitchen) BEER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Okkkkkkkkkkkk...meanwhile!)
Blade: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH LET ME GO YOU STUPID PIECE OF CRAP!
Anzu: Peace on you!
Blade: PISS ON YOU TOO, YOU SON OF A BITCH! (Pizza Man!!!!! And no I don't own it. Breaks free of the evil friendship grip and runs off)
Anzu:.......(sniffles)...FINE YOUR NOT MY FRIEND ANY MORE! (turns into a gerbel)
(all Anzu fans (shudder) turn into gerbels and somehow appear in front of her)
Anzu: WE HAVE ENCOUNTERED AN ENEMY!!!!!! IN THE NAME OF FRIENDSHIP WE MUST DESTROY HER!!!!!!!!!!!!
Other Gerbels: YES!!!!!!!!
Anzu: Let us sing our special chant as we march into battle!!!!! AND REMEMBER!!!!!! DON'T LET THEM PSYCH YOU OUT!
Other Gerbels: Aye!
Anzu: WHAT DO WE HAVE!?
Other Gerbels: FRIENDSHIP!
Anzu: Do we need anything else!?
Other Gerbels: NO!
Anzu: Is friendship important!?
Other Gerbals: YES!!!!!!!!!
Anzu: How important!?
(all gerbels including Anzu are run over)
(A/N Blade drives a hunter, cuz her tanks getting repaired.)
Blade: Me like driving! Hehehehehehehehehehehe!
Kuja: (Blinks) OK! All of you are going monster hunting!!!!!
All: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Blade: (drives up and runs over Yugi) Opps.
Kuja: Later on that is, right now you all have P.E and here's your teacher!!!! MATTHEW!!!!
Blade and Chi Mo: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Matthew: HELLO, ASSHOLES!
Jasmine: Eh, whatever!
Matthew: So how do you like it here, ASSHOLES!?
Yami: The dinner ladies brought me a knife and a spoon but no fuck! I tell her, "I wanna de fuck!" She tell me, "Everybody wanna de fuck!" I tell her, "you no under stand, I wanna fuck on the table." She say, "You better no fuck on the table, you son of a bitch!" I don't even know the lady and she called me a son of a bitch!
Others: (all bar Amarant, ROFL)
Amatant: I'm too cool to ROFL.
Kaira-Chan and Malik: (Come out of the bushes)
Kaira-Chan: Hey.
Malik: What'd we miss?
Yami: (starts saying it again)
Blade: Yami no!
(At P.E)
Bakura: WAIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!!!!!!!
Ryou: Where were you?
Bakura: NONE OF YOUR DAMN BUSINESS!
Ryou:........(sniffles)
Authoress: YOU WERE WARNED BAKURA!!!!!!!!! (Smithes Bakura)
Bakura: AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! (sticks his middle finger up)
Authoress: HOW DARE YOU!?
Bakura: (Is attacked by fluffy pink rabbits)
Authoress: AND YOUR SLEEPING IN A DIFFERENT ROOM THAN KATHY!
Bakura: (being killed) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Matthew: Fcuk up Authoress bitch!!!!!! ASSHOLE!!!!! *say asshole with a Spanish accent* (takes out a rocket launcher and blows Authoress away) Ok we're playing dodge ball!
(five minutes later, Anzu's been pelted to death with footballs)
All: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Brittany: YAMI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (glomps Yami's leg)
Yami: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Yugi: I'll save you Yami! (takes out what he thinks is a tranquliser gun)
Duke: (playing with his hair) Where'd he get that?
(A/N Blade: Shite.I completely forgot about him...and how'd Brittany get here!? Uhhhhhhhhh...I don't feel so good.)
Blade: (Walks off)
Yugi: Tally ho! (fires.....but ends up blowing his own head off even though he was aiming at Brittany.hmmmmmm.)
All: (blink)
Yugi: (head grows back) Phew!
Bakaura: Where'd he get the shot gun!?
Yugi: (shrugs)
(meanwhile)
Blade: Ok..I think I took a wrong turn.or something.(opens up double doors) BLOODY HELL! (finds this luxurey suit.complete with mini fridge!)
Hojo: WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? THIS IS A TEACHERS PRIVATE CHAMBER!
Blade: (Blink) Wait.are you saying by chance that.all teachers have these rooms?
Hojo: Yes, you fool.
Blade: So.while the rest of us are stuck in rooms half the size of a cell, with waffer thin matersess and skinny little pillows, you and the other 'teachers' ARE LIVING IT UP IN 5 STAR HOTEL STYLE SUITS!?
Hojo: That is correct.
Blade: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hojo: (blink)
Blade: WE DON'T EVEN HAVE A SHOWER AND YOU HAVE A MINI FRIDGE! AND..A DUELLING STADIUM!?
Hojo: Well.I'm actually quite intrested in this game.
Blade: (Eyes do that flashy thing, u know that thing they do when they get an idea?) Hey.why don't I show how do duel right now?
Hojo: (blinks his big buggy eyes, this is the mutated version btw) Really?
Blade: Yeah.but you understand.with me being a mercenary and all.
Hojo: ...ex mercenary.
Blade: Old habits die hard.
Hojo: Ok, what do you want?
Blade: Well we'll have the duel, and you can take notes or whatever for research.and if you win.
Hojo: Win or lose I'll still get the research!
Blade: If you win.I'll give you a kiss.
Hojo: (wait a sec.do bugs even have eyelids? If they do he blinks again, if they don't.they bulge out.) And what if you win?
Blade: Well I'm sure I don't stand a change against a genius like you but if I do win.you gotta pack up and I get this room.
Hojo: Okkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk then..(All evil scientists are the same all ya need to do is flatter them and you can trick them into doing almost anything!)
Blade: Here (hands him her deck) cut the cards.
(5 minutes later)
Blade: BEAT IT LOSER! (kicks him outside) YAY!!!!!!! MINI FRIDGE! AND A TV THE SIZE OF THE WALL! Me think me gonna like it here!
(PE is over)
Cloud, Sephiroth and Kuja have ever one lined up. (except Blade of course she's watching Medabots while eating Ice Cream Skittle Sunday's)
Kuja: Now that you've all been giving a chocobo.
Ryou: (Stares at his Rabid Snarling Chocobo)
Kuja: and weapons
(all have rocket launchers)
Kuja: You will go out and find, and hopefully kill the monster!
All: Errrrr.
(everyone goes out own there own.except Brittany she's stalking Yami)
Ryou: I wish this wasn't so heav-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! (finds the corpses of Duke, Amarant, Steiner, Tristain, Serenity and Quina)
Rabid Snarling Chocobo: K-kweh.
( A tentical lashes out and grabs Ryou's leg)
Ryou: GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rabid Snarling Chocobo: KEWH!? KEWH!!!!!!!!!!! (pecks the tentical and it let's go of Ryou.didn't think I'd kill him off did u?)
Yami: (has met up with Yugi, Mai, Bakura, Katy and Kathy. and is still being stalked by Brittany.)
Bakura: NOW WHAT, FERN HEAD!?
Yami: I don't know! WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME!?
Kathy: We don't know!
Katy: Ummm.did you guys just hear a scream?
Mai: There's been loads of screams so far.there's another one!
Brittany: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! (being thrown around by a tentical.)
Yami: Any who let's find some of the others. (all trot off, while Brittany is being torn to pieces)
Yugi: BUD.WIS.ER! (is killed by sheep)
(Oh dear Ra look at what time it is.sorry guys it is 5 in the morning.I need to sleep..don't mind this chap..I'm soooooooooooooooooooooo tired....so I'm gonna finish it off quick)
(five hours later.)
Kuja: Ok.I'm not gonna lie to you.that was the biggest waste of time EVER!
Crystal: True.it was.
Kuja: Anyway where since so many were killed where going to half to change rooms a bit. Freya is with Yugi. Marik's with Crystal and Jasmine's with Adiana . I think that does it.
(everyone goes back to there rooms)
Yami: (walks in and straight back out again into Brittany.) You again!?
Brittany: I WANNA BE IN YOUR ROOM!
Yami: Ok.
Brittany: YAY!!!!!!
Yami: (throws her in) You two have fun now! (locks the door)
Hojo: Ahhhhhhhh.another test subject.
Brittany: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yami: (wakes everyone up) YO, CM! GET UP!
Chi Mo: (opens door) What is it?
Yami: Where's your yami? There was this bug dude in our room instead.
Katy: (pops head around the door) HEY! Some of us are trying to sleep!
Kathy: ( comes out side as well) AND SOME OF US AREN'T BUT NEED PEACE AND QUIET!
CM: Blade's gone missing.
Katy: YAY!!!!!!!
CM: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
Kathy: OH GREAT!
Yami: (standing like a lost puppy)
CM: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!
Katy: Ok.well let's go find her!
CM: OKIE!
(10 minutes later, they find the big double doors)
Kathy: (Opens them) WHA!?
Katy: Look at this place!
Blade: HI YA! (jumps out at them)
All: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Chi Mo: What are you doing in here!?
Blade: I beat bug guy in a duel and won the room! All teachers have these rooms.
All: NO FAIR!!!!!
Blade: There just happens to be three bed rooms in here.but if ya wanna stay you have to pass the test.
Katy: Test?
Blade: Chi Mo and I will have a conversation about something using the local slang of where we live, if you can tell me what where saying I'll give you a room.Ok CM we're having that conversation.ok?
CM: Ok. Drop in's, Bonza! How's about a flutter?
Blade: Can't do it mate, times a wasting!
CM: Got him, yes!
Blade: What!?
CM: No good mate, but you can sure put in the big ones!
Blade: Now I'm chuffed! You gonna play with me?
CM: Hold on a minute-are we on or aren't we then?
Blade: What's this then, you pulling a flyer?
CM: Bewdy, Newk!
Blade: Up there with the Cazaly, that one--you're really got ticker!
CM: Good on ya mate! It's been bonza!
Blade: No worries--tell your story walking then.
Yami, Katy and Kathy: (blink)
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Ok.if ANYONE knows what Blade and me were talking about feel free to give it a go, if you get it right and have a character to add ONLY ONE I'll put them in. And it's the first person that get's it right that gets in, if one of the reviewers get it right and are already in then they get one of the rooms in the luxury suit.anywho.(yawn) oh I need to start writing these at a decent hour instead of one or two in the morning.(yawn again) well till next time.bye! (falls off chair)