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Lord of the Rings, The Murder Game or Legend of Zelda.
Authoress: OK PEEPS!!!!!!! HEY WHERE IS EVERYONE!? BLADE!
Blade: Nani?
Authoress: WHERE IS EVERYONE!?
Blade: Minna is over there.baka.
Authoress: DON'T CURSE AT ME IN SOME FORGEIN TONGUE!
CM: (now as big as a house) Why does she have to shout all the time?
Katy: (almost as big as CM) I dunno, she's your character.
CM: OWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!! Stop kicking me!!!!!!
Blade: I told you to kick them back!
CM: SHADDUP!
Blade: Psssssshhhh.
Kathy: Ummmm are we starting or not?
Authoress: YES!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOW ACTION!
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CM: So ummmmm give up?
Katy: Well we did get it but for the sake of this excuse for a fic we'll pretend we didn't.
CM: Ok!!! (DMG appears)
CM, Blade, Katy and Kathy: Hey DMG!
DMG: HEY! Where's Marik!?
CM: (gives DM a map to Marik's room)
DMG: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (runs off)
Katy: So...umm.now what?
Blade: You can all go bye, bye now!
Yami: AWWWWWWWWW!!! You mean I gotta share a room with a 10 year-old and a bug dude?
Blade: Well all right.(tries to sound disappointed) I suppose you can stay.
Yami: YAY!!!!!!!! Thanks pink 'n fuzzy(Blade whacks him upside the head)
CM: !?
Katy and Kathy: (sniggers)
Blade: (blushes like crazy and whacks Yami over the head again) RIGHT OUT! OUT! OUT! (shoves CM, KT and KH outside)
CM: HEY!!!!!!! BE CAREFUL WITH US!!!!! WE'RE PREGGIES!
KT: YEAH! MEANIE!
Blade: Ah, turn blow. (slams door shut)
CM:.pink 'n fuzzy.
CM, KT and KH: (snigger)
(all go back to there rooms)
Blade: YOU!
Yami: Oops.(runs off)
Blade: WHEN I GET THROUGH WITH YOU, YOUR (have to censor this part out for all those readers who have cotton ears)
Gary: (brings Kuja his cup of co-co which is oddly enough...purple?) Spoot.
Kuja: (has fuzzy pink slippers on and is reading Woman magazine) Yeah thanks.(drinks it).....ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu..chocobos.
Gary: Spoot?
Kuja: (dances with his pink fuzzy bathrobe) I KNOW YOU, I MET YOU ONCE UPON A DREAM! (sings it all but I don't know the rest sooooooooo well.)
Gary: S-Spoot? (Genova genes kick in) Well it seems as though accepting the co-co that Bakura made was a bad idea.
Treno: I'd say that's pretty much correct.
Gary: Ahhhh, are you alright now?
Treno: Yup.but all that flying at mach 2's messed my hair up.(rubs paws through his messed up clump of blonde hair) me need to go fix it.(toddles off)
Gary: (goes back to being dumb) Spoot!
(Next day at 10 o'clock there's been no alarm or classes announced)
Jasmine: Ummmmmmmmm.shouldn't we have classes or something?
Yugi: (there having a moment awwwwwwwww.) I dunno.(Get's carried off in a tide of rabid Pikachus, the same one's that got Cloud a while ago.well I did say a moment right!?)
Jasmine: WTF!? Oops.(covers mouth)
Yugi: THE PAIN!!!!!
Jasmine: Oh well.better go get something to eat.
(In the cafeteria)
Everyone: WHAT DO YOU MEAN ALL THE FOODS GONE!?
Dinner lady: (Link from Legend of Zelda) I MEAN IT'S ALL GONE!
Blade: BUT THE FUCKING PLACE WAS FALLING DOWN WITH FOOD YESTERDAY!
Marik: SHE ATE ALL THE FOOD!!!
Link: (is shocked) HOW DARE YOU!?
Yami: (deranged look on his face) LET'S GET BACK!
Marik and DMG: STAB, STAB! (pulls out butchers knives)
Adiana: (Pulls out a chainsaw) HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Crystal: (pulls out a green dagger) YAY!!!!!!!!!!
KH, Bakaura, Ryou.ah hell everyone else pulls out sytches
Jasmine: (Just arrived) Ummmmm.what's going on?
Adiana: ENOUGH TALK! KILLING TIME! (all pile Link, except CM and KT and try and stab him)
CM: Ummmmm.we think Link ate all our food last night.there's none left.
KT: Umm yeah.
Joey: (saunters into the cafeteria) Wassup?
Seto: THE MUTT ATE ALL THE FOOD!
Ryou: KILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Joey: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!? I DIDN'T EAT ANYTHING! Except three packets of chiso's.
Zidane: YEAH RIGHT!
Bakura: LET'S KILL HIM ANYWAY!
CM: RUN PUPPY RUN!
Joey: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! (runs away)
All except CM, KT and Jasmine: KILL THE MUTT! (run after Joey)
CM: Poor puppy.(sniffles)
KT: Should we confess?
CM: You crazy!?
Jasmine: (Blink)
Legolas: (walks in)
Link: OUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!! ANOTHER POINTY EARS!!!!!
CM and KT: RUN LEGOLAS RUN!
Legolas: (runs like hell)
Link: Wait!!!!!! We have to discuss things!!!!
CM: That dudes scary.
Katy: That is an understatement.
Jasmine: HELLO!? FORGET ABOUT ME!?
CM: No! Of course not! But.I have to find puppy!
Katy: And I have to go make sure Ryou doesn't faint again!
Jasmine: (sigh) Oh well I'll go with you.(all run out after the others)
(outside)
Joey: FOR ONCE I DIDN'T EAT ALL THE FOOD!!!!!!!
(Trips over an already badly bruised Yugi)
Joey and Yugi: OWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!
Seto: THE MUTTS DOWN! MOVE IN FOR THE KILL!
Joey: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! (gets away and everyone piles on Yugi)
The RSPCY: (Beat everyone but Ryou up and take yugi away on a streture.
Hojo: (comes out to the pile of beat up peeps and drags Blade off) Time for a new experiment!
Blade: (KO'd)
Kuja's voice: Bing, bong, bong, bing.I have a very special announcement! Tonight we will be having a PARTTTTTTTY!!!
All: REALLY!?
Kuja: SO YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The teachers will be getting things ready, and I've even hired a singer!!! BE HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gary: SPOOT!
(three hours later, there's a knock at the front door)
Kuja: I'll get it! (there's a postman with a couple of packages)
PM: Package for Miss K. Tribal, Mr Z. Tribal, Prof Hojo and Miss B. Runic.
Kuja: I'll take that!!! HEY DAMN YOU I'M NOT A GIRL!!!! (blasts the PM)
PM: Ouchies.
Kuja: YES!!!!!!!!!!!! (wiggles off)
Hojo: (has tied Blade up and made her watch the episode with Johnny Steps over and over and over etc- again) KEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!!!
Kuja: (wiggles in, has already given Zidane his package) Look what I got for you! Hojo.what the hell are you doing?
Hojo: Oh well she should be deranged enough now.(unties Blade)
Kuja: Errrrrrr here.(gives Blade her package)
Blade: (Walks into the wall several times before leaving)
Kuja:.here. (gives Hojo the package and wiggles out)
Hojo: (opens it) OUUUUUUUU!!!!!!! My new issue of ways to destroy the world!!!
Zidane: IT'S HERE IT'S FINALLY HERE!
Blade: (has dropped the package and snapped out of it.she's deranged to begin with sooooo it didn't do too much damage) What?
Zidane: THE DUCK AND COVER CRASH DUCK!
Blade: ???
Zidane: AFTER AN AMAZING STUNT YOU'LL THINK HE'S BROKEN, BUT NOOOOOO! JUST CLICK HIM BACK TOGETHER AND WATCH THE CARNAGE CONTINUE! (set's the duck on the grass and it walks off)
TDACCD: (a leaf drops on it and it exploads)
Zidane: (catches the head and starts putting it back together)
Blade: (Blink) That doesn't appear to stink.let me have a go!
Zidane: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! Stop destruction-daga-laga-ding-dong! I'm afraid your rough housing is just a little too.rough!
Yugi: Hi guys!
Blade: I AM NOT ROUGH! (whacks her arm out to the side,which hits Yugi who goes flying)
Yugi: I'M BLASTING OFF AGAIN!
Zidane:...............I rest my case.
Blade:........think what you like, (goes all deranged like type of voice) but I'll get that duck...just you wait and seeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!
Zidane: Uh huh..yeah.
Blade: Gahhhhhhhhhh.(Hojo's..'treatment kicks in) OUI we're going to the next city to get the next Pokemon gym badge! Hey Ash don't you think your rushing through this a little bit? Yeah I know Ash, you need to slow down. Pika.. Oh you guys are getting jelous, ha ha ha ha ha, I'm the greatest master in the world! Do do do do do do. Well it seems like that little kid is back again. Yes and we can steal his Pikachu! Meowth that's right! Prepare for-. Shut up your gonna blow our cover! Hey look it's two helpless looking sales people with the mysterious Meowth that can talk! Yeah hey, ha ha ha, how you doing would you like to come with us? I don't think that's such a good idea Ash.. Yeah Ash they could be team Rocket in disguise. Oh what are you talking about, there not team rocket, ha ha ha ha ha! OH BUT WE ARE! Prepare for trouble and make it blah blah blah blah, speech. Meowth that's right! Ahhhhhhhh I never would have expected that there team rocket! Yes and now we're going to steal your pokemon! Yeah with pride ha ha ha ha make it double. Meowth that's right and now your pikachu is gonna be ours! PIKA! (boom) Pikachu do the weakest electric attack in the world! PIKA! (boom) Ahhh team rocket's blasting off again! (bing) Well we sure showed them! Dush! Hey give me your badge! Uh I don't think so you have to fight me first. Oh ok, Pikachu go! PIKA! Go the strongest.Charizard! CHAR! PIKA!? (walks off talking to herself)
(change scene)
KT: Where is everyone!?
Jasmine: Btw my yami's marrying DM next chapter.
CM: Right ok but let's just get this chapter over with alright!? That's our que to..
KT and CM: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
(Everyone comes around the corner)
DMG: What's wrong with you two!?
KT: WERE ABOUT TO HAVE KIDS!!!!! WHAT ELSE!?
Ryou: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! (faints)
(The ambulance Ryou had on standby 24/7 comes and the paramedics put him and KT in the back and drive off)
KH: I'M GOING TO THE HOSPITAL!
Bakura: Then I am too!!!!!
CM: (blink) WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT about me!!!!!!!!!????????????
Adiana: Ummmmmm.we'll.just.leave you to it then.(all run off)
CM: YOU GOOD FOR NOTHING *&^%^*^^%$£%^*$!
Blade: (wanders past still talking to herself) It's not enough to just want a cracker! You have to earn it!
CM: BLADE!!!!! Who knew that one day I'd be happy to see you!? HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Blade: (blink)
(Nurses from Legend o Zelda come and carry CM off)
CM: STRANGLE JOEY FOR MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
(in Kuja's office)
Matthew: How's arraignment's for tonight coming, ASSHOLE!? (sorry KT)
Kuja: HOW DARE YOU CALL ME THAT!? Matthew: I can't help it, ASSHOLE!
Kuja: The extra foods arrived.we're checking the surveillance cameras to find out who ate the food in the first place.
Snake: Here it is.(The tape shows CM and KT sneaking into the kitchen CM: Oh man I got the munchies..need pizza! KT: CHARGE!!!!!!!!!! (both run into the food store.)
Kuja: (slaps forehead) Oh great! (sighs all Mary-Sue like) Ok.we need to keep them distracted while we sort the food out.
Sephiroth: They're both having kids at the moment so I don't think any further distraction is necessary...
Kuja: HAVING KIDS!? (faints, and wakes up) THE PARTY'S CANCELLED! (faints again)
Gary: SPOOT! (Pokes Kuja with a stick.)
Hojo: And I just got out my new party dress too!
All:..........
(in some wee room)
Joey: IT'S A BOY! And what a boy!!!
Some woman out of Zelda: Err.that's the umbilical cord.it's a girl.
Joey: Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww.my sweet baby girl.
Blade: (had fainted, starts to wake up) GAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! THERE'S ANOTHER ONE! (faints again)
CM: JOEYYYYYYYYYYY YOU'RE GONNA DIE!!!!!!!!!!
Another Zelda weirdo: (does what ever needs to be done with the first)
(three hours later)
Zelda weirdo: It's another boy!
Blade: (a dark shade of green) Do I need to stay here anymore!?
Zelda weirdo: No.
Blade: Ok.I'm gonna go to the hospital. See how KT'S doing.
CM: (exausted)WAIT!!!!!!
Blade: Oh, what now!?
CM: I want you to name one!
Blade:........really?
Joey: ARE YOU CRAZY!?
CM: (pans Joey)
Blade: Ok.name your little girl Nuru.
CM: What's that mean!?
Blade: Born during the day.(leaves)
CM: Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.ok.now what the hell do I call you three? (looks at the boys)
(In the registration hall)
Kuja: I've decided to cancel the party!
All: WHAT!!!!!!?????????
Kuja: Not only that but I'm changing the rules for this place too. Every Saturday you will all have a certain class, in that class your teacher can pass or fail you, if a class fails.the reviewers can vote for two members of that class or classes if more than one class fails, these two students will go out into the woods on Sunday and try to find the monster.only one of the two will return.
Treno: That's ripping off the murder game.
Kuja: WHO CARES!? (leaves)
Zidane: Anywho! Who cares what curvy Kuja says!? WE CAN HAVE A PARTY ANYWAY! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Next chapter! Hehehehehe!
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Treno: Okkkkkkkkkkkk.so there's a party next chapter.if you have any ideas for it could you write them in your review? PLZ!? Right me thinks that's all for now....BYE!!!!!!
Authoress: OK PEEPS!!!!!!! HEY WHERE IS EVERYONE!? BLADE!
Blade: Nani?
Authoress: WHERE IS EVERYONE!?
Blade: Minna is over there.baka.
Authoress: DON'T CURSE AT ME IN SOME FORGEIN TONGUE!
CM: (now as big as a house) Why does she have to shout all the time?
Katy: (almost as big as CM) I dunno, she's your character.
CM: OWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!! Stop kicking me!!!!!!
Blade: I told you to kick them back!
CM: SHADDUP!
Blade: Psssssshhhh.
Kathy: Ummmm are we starting or not?
Authoress: YES!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOW ACTION!
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CM: So ummmmm give up?
Katy: Well we did get it but for the sake of this excuse for a fic we'll pretend we didn't.
CM: Ok!!! (DMG appears)
CM, Blade, Katy and Kathy: Hey DMG!
DMG: HEY! Where's Marik!?
CM: (gives DM a map to Marik's room)
DMG: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (runs off)
Katy: So...umm.now what?
Blade: You can all go bye, bye now!
Yami: AWWWWWWWWW!!! You mean I gotta share a room with a 10 year-old and a bug dude?
Blade: Well all right.(tries to sound disappointed) I suppose you can stay.
Yami: YAY!!!!!!!! Thanks pink 'n fuzzy(Blade whacks him upside the head)
CM: !?
Katy and Kathy: (sniggers)
Blade: (blushes like crazy and whacks Yami over the head again) RIGHT OUT! OUT! OUT! (shoves CM, KT and KH outside)
CM: HEY!!!!!!! BE CAREFUL WITH US!!!!! WE'RE PREGGIES!
KT: YEAH! MEANIE!
Blade: Ah, turn blow. (slams door shut)
CM:.pink 'n fuzzy.
CM, KT and KH: (snigger)
(all go back to there rooms)
Blade: YOU!
Yami: Oops.(runs off)
Blade: WHEN I GET THROUGH WITH YOU, YOUR (have to censor this part out for all those readers who have cotton ears)
Gary: (brings Kuja his cup of co-co which is oddly enough...purple?) Spoot.
Kuja: (has fuzzy pink slippers on and is reading Woman magazine) Yeah thanks.(drinks it).....ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu..chocobos.
Gary: Spoot?
Kuja: (dances with his pink fuzzy bathrobe) I KNOW YOU, I MET YOU ONCE UPON A DREAM! (sings it all but I don't know the rest sooooooooo well.)
Gary: S-Spoot? (Genova genes kick in) Well it seems as though accepting the co-co that Bakura made was a bad idea.
Treno: I'd say that's pretty much correct.
Gary: Ahhhh, are you alright now?
Treno: Yup.but all that flying at mach 2's messed my hair up.(rubs paws through his messed up clump of blonde hair) me need to go fix it.(toddles off)
Gary: (goes back to being dumb) Spoot!
(Next day at 10 o'clock there's been no alarm or classes announced)
Jasmine: Ummmmmmmmm.shouldn't we have classes or something?
Yugi: (there having a moment awwwwwwwww.) I dunno.(Get's carried off in a tide of rabid Pikachus, the same one's that got Cloud a while ago.well I did say a moment right!?)
Jasmine: WTF!? Oops.(covers mouth)
Yugi: THE PAIN!!!!!
Jasmine: Oh well.better go get something to eat.
(In the cafeteria)
Everyone: WHAT DO YOU MEAN ALL THE FOODS GONE!?
Dinner lady: (Link from Legend of Zelda) I MEAN IT'S ALL GONE!
Blade: BUT THE FUCKING PLACE WAS FALLING DOWN WITH FOOD YESTERDAY!
Marik: SHE ATE ALL THE FOOD!!!
Link: (is shocked) HOW DARE YOU!?
Yami: (deranged look on his face) LET'S GET BACK!
Marik and DMG: STAB, STAB! (pulls out butchers knives)
Adiana: (Pulls out a chainsaw) HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Crystal: (pulls out a green dagger) YAY!!!!!!!!!!
KH, Bakaura, Ryou.ah hell everyone else pulls out sytches
Jasmine: (Just arrived) Ummmmm.what's going on?
Adiana: ENOUGH TALK! KILLING TIME! (all pile Link, except CM and KT and try and stab him)
CM: Ummmmm.we think Link ate all our food last night.there's none left.
KT: Umm yeah.
Joey: (saunters into the cafeteria) Wassup?
Seto: THE MUTT ATE ALL THE FOOD!
Ryou: KILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Joey: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!? I DIDN'T EAT ANYTHING! Except three packets of chiso's.
Zidane: YEAH RIGHT!
Bakura: LET'S KILL HIM ANYWAY!
CM: RUN PUPPY RUN!
Joey: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! (runs away)
All except CM, KT and Jasmine: KILL THE MUTT! (run after Joey)
CM: Poor puppy.(sniffles)
KT: Should we confess?
CM: You crazy!?
Jasmine: (Blink)
Legolas: (walks in)
Link: OUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!! ANOTHER POINTY EARS!!!!!
CM and KT: RUN LEGOLAS RUN!
Legolas: (runs like hell)
Link: Wait!!!!!! We have to discuss things!!!!
CM: That dudes scary.
Katy: That is an understatement.
Jasmine: HELLO!? FORGET ABOUT ME!?
CM: No! Of course not! But.I have to find puppy!
Katy: And I have to go make sure Ryou doesn't faint again!
Jasmine: (sigh) Oh well I'll go with you.(all run out after the others)
(outside)
Joey: FOR ONCE I DIDN'T EAT ALL THE FOOD!!!!!!!
(Trips over an already badly bruised Yugi)
Joey and Yugi: OWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!
Seto: THE MUTTS DOWN! MOVE IN FOR THE KILL!
Joey: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! (gets away and everyone piles on Yugi)
The RSPCY: (Beat everyone but Ryou up and take yugi away on a streture.
Hojo: (comes out to the pile of beat up peeps and drags Blade off) Time for a new experiment!
Blade: (KO'd)
Kuja's voice: Bing, bong, bong, bing.I have a very special announcement! Tonight we will be having a PARTTTTTTTY!!!
All: REALLY!?
Kuja: SO YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The teachers will be getting things ready, and I've even hired a singer!!! BE HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gary: SPOOT!
(three hours later, there's a knock at the front door)
Kuja: I'll get it! (there's a postman with a couple of packages)
PM: Package for Miss K. Tribal, Mr Z. Tribal, Prof Hojo and Miss B. Runic.
Kuja: I'll take that!!! HEY DAMN YOU I'M NOT A GIRL!!!! (blasts the PM)
PM: Ouchies.
Kuja: YES!!!!!!!!!!!! (wiggles off)
Hojo: (has tied Blade up and made her watch the episode with Johnny Steps over and over and over etc- again) KEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!!!
Kuja: (wiggles in, has already given Zidane his package) Look what I got for you! Hojo.what the hell are you doing?
Hojo: Oh well she should be deranged enough now.(unties Blade)
Kuja: Errrrrrr here.(gives Blade her package)
Blade: (Walks into the wall several times before leaving)
Kuja:.here. (gives Hojo the package and wiggles out)
Hojo: (opens it) OUUUUUUUU!!!!!!! My new issue of ways to destroy the world!!!
Zidane: IT'S HERE IT'S FINALLY HERE!
Blade: (has dropped the package and snapped out of it.she's deranged to begin with sooooo it didn't do too much damage) What?
Zidane: THE DUCK AND COVER CRASH DUCK!
Blade: ???
Zidane: AFTER AN AMAZING STUNT YOU'LL THINK HE'S BROKEN, BUT NOOOOOO! JUST CLICK HIM BACK TOGETHER AND WATCH THE CARNAGE CONTINUE! (set's the duck on the grass and it walks off)
TDACCD: (a leaf drops on it and it exploads)
Zidane: (catches the head and starts putting it back together)
Blade: (Blink) That doesn't appear to stink.let me have a go!
Zidane: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! Stop destruction-daga-laga-ding-dong! I'm afraid your rough housing is just a little too.rough!
Yugi: Hi guys!
Blade: I AM NOT ROUGH! (whacks her arm out to the side,which hits Yugi who goes flying)
Yugi: I'M BLASTING OFF AGAIN!
Zidane:...............I rest my case.
Blade:........think what you like, (goes all deranged like type of voice) but I'll get that duck...just you wait and seeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!
Zidane: Uh huh..yeah.
Blade: Gahhhhhhhhhh.(Hojo's..'treatment kicks in) OUI we're going to the next city to get the next Pokemon gym badge! Hey Ash don't you think your rushing through this a little bit? Yeah I know Ash, you need to slow down. Pika.. Oh you guys are getting jelous, ha ha ha ha ha, I'm the greatest master in the world! Do do do do do do. Well it seems like that little kid is back again. Yes and we can steal his Pikachu! Meowth that's right! Prepare for-. Shut up your gonna blow our cover! Hey look it's two helpless looking sales people with the mysterious Meowth that can talk! Yeah hey, ha ha ha, how you doing would you like to come with us? I don't think that's such a good idea Ash.. Yeah Ash they could be team Rocket in disguise. Oh what are you talking about, there not team rocket, ha ha ha ha ha! OH BUT WE ARE! Prepare for trouble and make it blah blah blah blah, speech. Meowth that's right! Ahhhhhhhh I never would have expected that there team rocket! Yes and now we're going to steal your pokemon! Yeah with pride ha ha ha ha make it double. Meowth that's right and now your pikachu is gonna be ours! PIKA! (boom) Pikachu do the weakest electric attack in the world! PIKA! (boom) Ahhh team rocket's blasting off again! (bing) Well we sure showed them! Dush! Hey give me your badge! Uh I don't think so you have to fight me first. Oh ok, Pikachu go! PIKA! Go the strongest.Charizard! CHAR! PIKA!? (walks off talking to herself)
(change scene)
KT: Where is everyone!?
Jasmine: Btw my yami's marrying DM next chapter.
CM: Right ok but let's just get this chapter over with alright!? That's our que to..
KT and CM: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
(Everyone comes around the corner)
DMG: What's wrong with you two!?
KT: WERE ABOUT TO HAVE KIDS!!!!! WHAT ELSE!?
Ryou: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! (faints)
(The ambulance Ryou had on standby 24/7 comes and the paramedics put him and KT in the back and drive off)
KH: I'M GOING TO THE HOSPITAL!
Bakura: Then I am too!!!!!
CM: (blink) WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT about me!!!!!!!!!????????????
Adiana: Ummmmmm.we'll.just.leave you to it then.(all run off)
CM: YOU GOOD FOR NOTHING *&^%^*^^%$£%^*$!
Blade: (wanders past still talking to herself) It's not enough to just want a cracker! You have to earn it!
CM: BLADE!!!!! Who knew that one day I'd be happy to see you!? HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Blade: (blink)
(Nurses from Legend o Zelda come and carry CM off)
CM: STRANGLE JOEY FOR MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
(in Kuja's office)
Matthew: How's arraignment's for tonight coming, ASSHOLE!? (sorry KT)
Kuja: HOW DARE YOU CALL ME THAT!? Matthew: I can't help it, ASSHOLE!
Kuja: The extra foods arrived.we're checking the surveillance cameras to find out who ate the food in the first place.
Snake: Here it is.(The tape shows CM and KT sneaking into the kitchen CM: Oh man I got the munchies..need pizza! KT: CHARGE!!!!!!!!!! (both run into the food store.)
Kuja: (slaps forehead) Oh great! (sighs all Mary-Sue like) Ok.we need to keep them distracted while we sort the food out.
Sephiroth: They're both having kids at the moment so I don't think any further distraction is necessary...
Kuja: HAVING KIDS!? (faints, and wakes up) THE PARTY'S CANCELLED! (faints again)
Gary: SPOOT! (Pokes Kuja with a stick.)
Hojo: And I just got out my new party dress too!
All:..........
(in some wee room)
Joey: IT'S A BOY! And what a boy!!!
Some woman out of Zelda: Err.that's the umbilical cord.it's a girl.
Joey: Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww.my sweet baby girl.
Blade: (had fainted, starts to wake up) GAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! THERE'S ANOTHER ONE! (faints again)
CM: JOEYYYYYYYYYYY YOU'RE GONNA DIE!!!!!!!!!!
Another Zelda weirdo: (does what ever needs to be done with the first)
(three hours later)
Zelda weirdo: It's another boy!
Blade: (a dark shade of green) Do I need to stay here anymore!?
Zelda weirdo: No.
Blade: Ok.I'm gonna go to the hospital. See how KT'S doing.
CM: (exausted)WAIT!!!!!!
Blade: Oh, what now!?
CM: I want you to name one!
Blade:........really?
Joey: ARE YOU CRAZY!?
CM: (pans Joey)
Blade: Ok.name your little girl Nuru.
CM: What's that mean!?
Blade: Born during the day.(leaves)
CM: Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.ok.now what the hell do I call you three? (looks at the boys)
(In the registration hall)
Kuja: I've decided to cancel the party!
All: WHAT!!!!!!?????????
Kuja: Not only that but I'm changing the rules for this place too. Every Saturday you will all have a certain class, in that class your teacher can pass or fail you, if a class fails.the reviewers can vote for two members of that class or classes if more than one class fails, these two students will go out into the woods on Sunday and try to find the monster.only one of the two will return.
Treno: That's ripping off the murder game.
Kuja: WHO CARES!? (leaves)
Zidane: Anywho! Who cares what curvy Kuja says!? WE CAN HAVE A PARTY ANYWAY! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Next chapter! Hehehehehe!
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Treno: Okkkkkkkkkkkk.so there's a party next chapter.if you have any ideas for it could you write them in your review? PLZ!? Right me thinks that's all for now....BYE!!!!!!