With Hamtaro...
Hamtaro lingered on the streets of Hamster City. It's almost nice to be alone after eleven, he thought. Nin-Ham, Caitlin, Penelope, and Stella were at a hotel sleeping for the night. Hamtaro was blissful to be alone.
Suddenly Hamtaro heard a car pull up behind him. He peered behind himself and saw Officer Bob get out of his and Officer Tom's police vehicle. "Hamtaro," Officer Bob started, "I've got something to tell you." "What is it, Officer Bob?" Hamtaro inquired as he trudged toward Officer Bob.
"I'll tell you at my house," Officer Bob replied as he got back into the driver's seat in the police car. Hamtaro nodded and got into the passenger's seat. "What is it?" he inquired as soon as Officer Bob began to drive.
Officer Bob sighed and muttered, "Hamtaro, who do you think is our criminal?" "Heke?" Hamtaro queried as the police vehicle went down the road to Officer Bob's house. Officer Bob didn't say anything else until they got to his house which was a beuatiful home with an attractive lawn.
"Wow," Hamtaro whispered as he and Officer Bob got out of the police vehicle. "Oh, it's nothing," Officer Bob replied as he blushed mildly. Hamtaro followed him up to the door, and Officer Bob opened it. "Barbera, I'm home!" Officer Bob hollered.
Officer Bob's wife, Barbera, came to the doorway. She was a short hamster that was brown all over with a peanut butter brown spot on the side of her face. "Who's this?" Barbera inquired. "This is Hamtaro, who I've told you so much about," Officer Bob replied as Hamtaro responded, "Hamha! And you're Barbera?" "Why, yes, I am," she answered.
"Well," Barbera said, "you don't have to stand there all night. Come in!" Hamtaro followed Officer Tom and Barbera to the dining room. "Sit down, sweetie," Barbera beckoned. Officer Bob sat down next to his wife while Hamtaro sat next to him.
"Bob," Barbera acknowledged, "we got a letter from Betty today." "Who's Betty?" Hamtaro queried. "That's our daughter," Officer Bob answered. "We have two other sons, and their names are Kevin and Joe. All of our kids are in college. That reminds me..." "Heke?" Hamtaro inquired as Officer Bob got up from the table.
In a minute, Officer Bob was back. "I've got something to show you, Hamtaro," he mumbled as he handed Hamtaro a photo album. Hamtaro opened it gingerly and peered at the photos. "These pictures are of me and Officer Tom," Officer Bob acknowledged.
Hamtaro peered at the first few pages of the photo album. "These are great," Hamtaro commented. Officer Bob nodded and remarked, "I wanna show you some that are in the back..."
Officer Bob turned to the last few pages of the photo album. "Huh?" Hamtaro asked himself as he looked at pictures of Officer Tom. There were photos from when the two police officers were in kindergarten to the last month. Hamtaro looked at pictures of Officer Tom when he was young and sane looking until he was older and psychotic looking.
"Why does he look like that?" Hamtaro asked Officer Bob. Officer Bob stared down at the table and closed his eyes. He remembered his fight with Officer Tom earlier that night. "Barbera, could you leave, please?" he asked his wife. "OK, Bob," Barbera responded as she got up from the table and left the room.
"Hamtaro...," Officer Bob started. "Well, twenty one years ago, when I was about nineteen and Tom was eighteen, Tom got... addicted to drugs." "What?!" Hamtaro shouted. Officer Bob continued, "Tom had a girlfriend, and he wanted to...um..." "OK, I get it," Hamtaro replied. Officer Bob said, "When she was at his house, he locked her in the same room as him and, well, handcuffed her down onto the bed. Pretty soon, Tom found out his girlfriend was actually a man."
Hamtaro's jaw dropped open as he listened to Officer Bob. "Well," Officer Bob continued, "that little history ruined his chance of ever really getting a girlfriend or wife. So, Hamtaro... Tom turned into a...a pedophile. That means he has an interest in children or hamsters ten years younger than him. But... You know what I mean by 'interest' in this case, right?" "Yeah," Hamtaro replied and nodded.
Officer Bob started again, "Well, I was in a fight with him earlier tonight, and I called him a pedophile." "What do you mean by that?" Hamtaro queried. Officer Bob looked up at Hamtaro and replied, "I know you don't want me to say this, but Officer Tom is the one who is the criminal." "How do you know that?!" Hamtaro inquired. Officer Bob responded, "He had the shovel."
Hamtaro then pounded his fists on the table and yelled, "I've got to stop him before he does anything to my friend! ...Or Mike, in this case..." "Hamtaro," Officer Bob replied, "I want you to go over to his place tomorrow night and ask him if you can stay the night."
Hamtaro yelled, "But what about Boss? He might be doing something right now to him!" "Hamtaro, he couldn't," Officer Bob answered. "There's no possible way."
After a minute of fussing about it, Hamtaro sat back down and sighed, "I guess you're right. Besides, it's about midnight." "Let me drive you back to your hotel, Hamtaro," Officer Bob said as they exited his home together and walked to the police vehicle.
At the clubhouse...
Jingle sat in Boss's armchair as he played his guitar. Suddenly the door flew open. Number 1 came in through the doorway. "Have you heard from Stella?" he demanded. "Is there any more of you all?" Jingle questioned. "No," Number 1 retorted as he picked Jingle up by his neck.
"Have you heard anything?" Number 1 repeated. Jingle tried to wrench Number 1's paw off of his neck, but his grip became firmer. "No!" Jingle shouted. Number 1 threw him back down on the armchair and sighed. "Where are they?" he mumbled. "If Mike and Stella aren't with the Bad Hams, we're useless. We don't have any commands. And it just began to get boring at the Bad Hams Place because there's no plan in progress." With that, Number 1 left the clubhouse.
Jingle sighed and thought, I don't know who it is, but I know Hamtaro knows who the criminal is. And it's someone Nin-Ham told us had something going on at home... It then hit Jingle suddenly. "It's Officer Tom! I know it!" he shouted as he raced out of the clubhouse.
Hamtaro lingered on the streets of Hamster City. It's almost nice to be alone after eleven, he thought. Nin-Ham, Caitlin, Penelope, and Stella were at a hotel sleeping for the night. Hamtaro was blissful to be alone.
Suddenly Hamtaro heard a car pull up behind him. He peered behind himself and saw Officer Bob get out of his and Officer Tom's police vehicle. "Hamtaro," Officer Bob started, "I've got something to tell you." "What is it, Officer Bob?" Hamtaro inquired as he trudged toward Officer Bob.
"I'll tell you at my house," Officer Bob replied as he got back into the driver's seat in the police car. Hamtaro nodded and got into the passenger's seat. "What is it?" he inquired as soon as Officer Bob began to drive.
Officer Bob sighed and muttered, "Hamtaro, who do you think is our criminal?" "Heke?" Hamtaro queried as the police vehicle went down the road to Officer Bob's house. Officer Bob didn't say anything else until they got to his house which was a beuatiful home with an attractive lawn.
"Wow," Hamtaro whispered as he and Officer Bob got out of the police vehicle. "Oh, it's nothing," Officer Bob replied as he blushed mildly. Hamtaro followed him up to the door, and Officer Bob opened it. "Barbera, I'm home!" Officer Bob hollered.
Officer Bob's wife, Barbera, came to the doorway. She was a short hamster that was brown all over with a peanut butter brown spot on the side of her face. "Who's this?" Barbera inquired. "This is Hamtaro, who I've told you so much about," Officer Bob replied as Hamtaro responded, "Hamha! And you're Barbera?" "Why, yes, I am," she answered.
"Well," Barbera said, "you don't have to stand there all night. Come in!" Hamtaro followed Officer Tom and Barbera to the dining room. "Sit down, sweetie," Barbera beckoned. Officer Bob sat down next to his wife while Hamtaro sat next to him.
"Bob," Barbera acknowledged, "we got a letter from Betty today." "Who's Betty?" Hamtaro queried. "That's our daughter," Officer Bob answered. "We have two other sons, and their names are Kevin and Joe. All of our kids are in college. That reminds me..." "Heke?" Hamtaro inquired as Officer Bob got up from the table.
In a minute, Officer Bob was back. "I've got something to show you, Hamtaro," he mumbled as he handed Hamtaro a photo album. Hamtaro opened it gingerly and peered at the photos. "These pictures are of me and Officer Tom," Officer Bob acknowledged.
Hamtaro peered at the first few pages of the photo album. "These are great," Hamtaro commented. Officer Bob nodded and remarked, "I wanna show you some that are in the back..."
Officer Bob turned to the last few pages of the photo album. "Huh?" Hamtaro asked himself as he looked at pictures of Officer Tom. There were photos from when the two police officers were in kindergarten to the last month. Hamtaro looked at pictures of Officer Tom when he was young and sane looking until he was older and psychotic looking.
"Why does he look like that?" Hamtaro asked Officer Bob. Officer Bob stared down at the table and closed his eyes. He remembered his fight with Officer Tom earlier that night. "Barbera, could you leave, please?" he asked his wife. "OK, Bob," Barbera responded as she got up from the table and left the room.
"Hamtaro...," Officer Bob started. "Well, twenty one years ago, when I was about nineteen and Tom was eighteen, Tom got... addicted to drugs." "What?!" Hamtaro shouted. Officer Bob continued, "Tom had a girlfriend, and he wanted to...um..." "OK, I get it," Hamtaro replied. Officer Bob said, "When she was at his house, he locked her in the same room as him and, well, handcuffed her down onto the bed. Pretty soon, Tom found out his girlfriend was actually a man."
Hamtaro's jaw dropped open as he listened to Officer Bob. "Well," Officer Bob continued, "that little history ruined his chance of ever really getting a girlfriend or wife. So, Hamtaro... Tom turned into a...a pedophile. That means he has an interest in children or hamsters ten years younger than him. But... You know what I mean by 'interest' in this case, right?" "Yeah," Hamtaro replied and nodded.
Officer Bob started again, "Well, I was in a fight with him earlier tonight, and I called him a pedophile." "What do you mean by that?" Hamtaro queried. Officer Bob looked up at Hamtaro and replied, "I know you don't want me to say this, but Officer Tom is the one who is the criminal." "How do you know that?!" Hamtaro inquired. Officer Bob responded, "He had the shovel."
Hamtaro then pounded his fists on the table and yelled, "I've got to stop him before he does anything to my friend! ...Or Mike, in this case..." "Hamtaro," Officer Bob replied, "I want you to go over to his place tomorrow night and ask him if you can stay the night."
Hamtaro yelled, "But what about Boss? He might be doing something right now to him!" "Hamtaro, he couldn't," Officer Bob answered. "There's no possible way."
After a minute of fussing about it, Hamtaro sat back down and sighed, "I guess you're right. Besides, it's about midnight." "Let me drive you back to your hotel, Hamtaro," Officer Bob said as they exited his home together and walked to the police vehicle.
At the clubhouse...
Jingle sat in Boss's armchair as he played his guitar. Suddenly the door flew open. Number 1 came in through the doorway. "Have you heard from Stella?" he demanded. "Is there any more of you all?" Jingle questioned. "No," Number 1 retorted as he picked Jingle up by his neck.
"Have you heard anything?" Number 1 repeated. Jingle tried to wrench Number 1's paw off of his neck, but his grip became firmer. "No!" Jingle shouted. Number 1 threw him back down on the armchair and sighed. "Where are they?" he mumbled. "If Mike and Stella aren't with the Bad Hams, we're useless. We don't have any commands. And it just began to get boring at the Bad Hams Place because there's no plan in progress." With that, Number 1 left the clubhouse.
Jingle sighed and thought, I don't know who it is, but I know Hamtaro knows who the criminal is. And it's someone Nin-Ham told us had something going on at home... It then hit Jingle suddenly. "It's Officer Tom! I know it!" he shouted as he raced out of the clubhouse.