With Mike...

Mike sat in horror on the bed in the room as he listened to Officer Tom and Boss scream at each other. Some things he heard were "Get off of me!", "Shut up!", "NO!", and "Stop!" Mike knew what Officer Tom was doing to Boss; Officer Tom was molesting him.
Meanwhile, Officer Tom got off of the bed. Boss was pulling against his burden as hard as ever. Officer Tom unlocked the handcuffs and freed his victim. Boss immediately rushed over to the bedroom door and pounded on it.
Officer Tom opened his closet and found the box with the key inside of it. He seized Boss's arm and unlocked the door. He tried to wrench away from Officer Tom, but Officer Tom pushed Boss to the room where he and Mike stayed in.
Once they reached the doorway, Officer Tom unlocked the door and pushed Boss inside. "Good night," Officer Tom muttered as he locked the door again. After he locked it, Officer Tom trudged into the living room.
When he almost reached the couch, Officer Tom collapsed onto his knees and put his face in his paws. "You're sick, Tom, just sick," he cried as the tears rolled down his face. "Bob's right, he tried to warn you. You're a pedophile, an insane man, and an officer at the same time. Tom, it's your fault. Who am I really?"
Meantime, Boss laid in the floor as Mike watched him from the bed. "What happened?" Mike asked as Boss cried silently. "H-he...," Boss started but couldn't finish. He sat upward as he wiped away his tears and replied, "H-he m-m-mo-moles-molested m-me..."
Mike stood up on the floor and yelled, "There is no one other than me who has permission to make this hamster hurt! I'm going to talk to the chief of police about this! Police officers don't molest hamsters like you! ...I don't count yet..."
Boss peered up at Mike as Mike sat back down on the bed. "Well, you don't want to sleep in the floor, do you?" he inquired. Boss swallowed hard and got up off of the floor and climbed atop of the bed. "OK," he mumbled as he climbed underneath the covers. "You know," Mike acknowledged, "I am six years older than you. And we have to sort of be brothers, so I'll look after you, just one thing-" "Forget it. I'm not givin' you the Ham-Hams," Boss muttered as he faced the wall and fell asleep.
Mike nodded and responded, "Don't worry about that. I was just wondering, if we ever got out of here, I could have that dictionary of Maxwell's..." With that, Mike rolled over and fell asleep facing the opposite direction of Boss.