With Officer Tom...
Officer Tom sat outside his psycologist's room's door in the hallway. He was in a mental hospital. "Next!" the psycologist shouted as another hamster exited the room. Officer Tom got up and walked inside the psycologist's room.
"Now, Mr. Tom," the psycologist said, "I heard you are hear because you are what?" "Different," Officer Tom murmured sulkily. "Yes, you are a...?" he questioned. After Officer Tom would not reply, the psycologist remarked, "You have pedophilia. An easy cure. What feelings do you have about this feeling?" "I feel," Officer Tom retorted, "that I need to be in a bedroom with a child!" "Uh...," the psycologist murmured.
Officer Tom stood up and shouted, "YOU PEOPLE ARE PATHETIC! I'M ONE WHO LIKES TO BE AROUND CHILDREN! THEY CALL THAT 'WRONG'! WHAT'S WRONG ABOUT IT IF YOU WANT TO BE IN THE SAME BED-" "Please, Mr. Tom!" his psycologist interruped. "I understand your feelings since you...um...don't have a wife. Is there a reason you don't have a wife?" "The reason?!" Officer Tom hollered. "Officer Bob probably told Hamtaro that one, too!!!" "I'm sorry, Mr. Tom," he muttered. "Is there a reason you wanted to...er...kill Officer Bob, too?"
Officer Tom jumped atop of a chair and screamed, "HE TOLD MY SECRET! TO HAMTARO! HE'S A TRAITOR!!!" "Yes, Mr. Tom," the psycologist murmured. "Is there any reason he told it to Hamtaro?" "HE SAID HE NEEDED TO KNOW 'CAUSE I'M 'DANGEROUS'!!!" he shouted. "Yes...," the psycologist responded.
Suddenly a bell rang. "Well, your time is over," the psycologist said as he opened the door. Officer Tom ran out screaming, "I'M NOT CRAZY! I'M JUST A LITTLE UNWELL!!!"
Meanwhile...
Officer Bob and his new partner, Officer Greg, were driving around Hamster City. "You know, I think we're already best friends," Officer Bob remarked. "Shh, be quiet," Officer Greg ushered. "If Tom hears you say that, he might have another reason to cook you...and me..."
That night with Hamtaro...
Hamtaro scurried up the drainpipe to Laura's room. When he got there, he realized Laura wasn't there. "Hamtaro!" a voice shouted. Hamtaro recognized it as Laura's. He raced under the door gap and downstairs.
When he got downstairs, Hamtaro realized Laura was looking all over for him. He rushed and found her in the living room looking under the furniture. "Laura!" he shouted as he ran to her. "What?" Laura questioned as she saw him running to her. "Hamtaro!" she exclaimed as she picked him off of the floor. "Mom! Dad! I've found him!"
Laura ran upstairs and into her room while petting Hamtaro on the head and rubbing him under his chin. "Where were you yesterday and today? Did you get outside?" she asked him. Oh, I was just being the hero I always am, Hamtaro recalled. By the way, I still wanna know what that p- word means!
Laura sat Hamtaro down on her desk and pulled out her journal from a drawer. "Yesterday," Laura started, "I lost Hamtaro and I didn't know where he went. But today, I found him. Kana helped me earlier because Oxnard was gone all day, also. Kylie said that Penelope went missing yesterday, too! She called me about twenty minutes ago telling me that she and June found Pashmina and Penelope. Kana found Oxnard when she called me ten minutes ago. And I just found Hamtaro! Where could all of those hamsters go?" Four hours away to Hamster City, that's where, Hamtaro answered in his thoughts. "Oh well," she remarked, "at least we found all of you. Today was good but tomorrow will be even better!" "Heke!" Hamtaro shouted. That is, hopefully...
IS THIS TRULY THE END OF THE RAGE?!
Officer Tom sat outside his psycologist's room's door in the hallway. He was in a mental hospital. "Next!" the psycologist shouted as another hamster exited the room. Officer Tom got up and walked inside the psycologist's room.
"Now, Mr. Tom," the psycologist said, "I heard you are hear because you are what?" "Different," Officer Tom murmured sulkily. "Yes, you are a...?" he questioned. After Officer Tom would not reply, the psycologist remarked, "You have pedophilia. An easy cure. What feelings do you have about this feeling?" "I feel," Officer Tom retorted, "that I need to be in a bedroom with a child!" "Uh...," the psycologist murmured.
Officer Tom stood up and shouted, "YOU PEOPLE ARE PATHETIC! I'M ONE WHO LIKES TO BE AROUND CHILDREN! THEY CALL THAT 'WRONG'! WHAT'S WRONG ABOUT IT IF YOU WANT TO BE IN THE SAME BED-" "Please, Mr. Tom!" his psycologist interruped. "I understand your feelings since you...um...don't have a wife. Is there a reason you don't have a wife?" "The reason?!" Officer Tom hollered. "Officer Bob probably told Hamtaro that one, too!!!" "I'm sorry, Mr. Tom," he muttered. "Is there a reason you wanted to...er...kill Officer Bob, too?"
Officer Tom jumped atop of a chair and screamed, "HE TOLD MY SECRET! TO HAMTARO! HE'S A TRAITOR!!!" "Yes, Mr. Tom," the psycologist murmured. "Is there any reason he told it to Hamtaro?" "HE SAID HE NEEDED TO KNOW 'CAUSE I'M 'DANGEROUS'!!!" he shouted. "Yes...," the psycologist responded.
Suddenly a bell rang. "Well, your time is over," the psycologist said as he opened the door. Officer Tom ran out screaming, "I'M NOT CRAZY! I'M JUST A LITTLE UNWELL!!!"
Meanwhile...
Officer Bob and his new partner, Officer Greg, were driving around Hamster City. "You know, I think we're already best friends," Officer Bob remarked. "Shh, be quiet," Officer Greg ushered. "If Tom hears you say that, he might have another reason to cook you...and me..."
That night with Hamtaro...
Hamtaro scurried up the drainpipe to Laura's room. When he got there, he realized Laura wasn't there. "Hamtaro!" a voice shouted. Hamtaro recognized it as Laura's. He raced under the door gap and downstairs.
When he got downstairs, Hamtaro realized Laura was looking all over for him. He rushed and found her in the living room looking under the furniture. "Laura!" he shouted as he ran to her. "What?" Laura questioned as she saw him running to her. "Hamtaro!" she exclaimed as she picked him off of the floor. "Mom! Dad! I've found him!"
Laura ran upstairs and into her room while petting Hamtaro on the head and rubbing him under his chin. "Where were you yesterday and today? Did you get outside?" she asked him. Oh, I was just being the hero I always am, Hamtaro recalled. By the way, I still wanna know what that p- word means!
Laura sat Hamtaro down on her desk and pulled out her journal from a drawer. "Yesterday," Laura started, "I lost Hamtaro and I didn't know where he went. But today, I found him. Kana helped me earlier because Oxnard was gone all day, also. Kylie said that Penelope went missing yesterday, too! She called me about twenty minutes ago telling me that she and June found Pashmina and Penelope. Kana found Oxnard when she called me ten minutes ago. And I just found Hamtaro! Where could all of those hamsters go?" Four hours away to Hamster City, that's where, Hamtaro answered in his thoughts. "Oh well," she remarked, "at least we found all of you. Today was good but tomorrow will be even better!" "Heke!" Hamtaro shouted. That is, hopefully...
IS THIS TRULY THE END OF THE RAGE?!