Hi there from Mizu-Ryuuseisui, Inc! We've been planning this fic since
October, when Kouran became an FY fan! And, so, finally, I'm happy to
present -
The Race
Reporter: ::taps microphone:: Okay here we are! Today, instead of fighting it out, the Seiryuus and Suzakus are having their final competition - A seishi race! Today, the Suzaku seishi and the Seiryuu seishi will each race against members of their own team to determine the best among them, and then - the two finalists will race each other in the final battle between Suzaku and Seiryuu! I'm here with Suzaku seishi Tasuki, who seems confident that he will win... What makes you think so, Tasuki? ::holds out mic::
Tasuki: Well, ya know, it's ::beep:: not very ::beeping:: hard when your ::beep:: Suzaku-given power is super speed, you ::beeping:: know what I mean?
Reporter: Ah... sure.
Chichiri: ::sigh:: I wish Tasuki knew about manners
Reporter: ::eager to get away from Tasuki:: Ah, sir! Which one are you?
Chichiri: ::strikes his famous chibi peace-sign pose:: I'm Chichiri, no da!
Reporter: Oh, I see! Pleasure too meet you... ::mutter:: all the seishi are insane. ::aloud:: And do you think that you will win?
Chichiri: Well, you see, I was sure I would, before I realized that transporting wasn't allowed... But I am allowed to use most of my other magic, no da, so I'm still pretty confident, no da!
Kouran: I KNOW that you going to win ::in Chichiri cheerleading outfit with her friends:: ::chanting 'go Chichiri!!!'
Reporter: Ah, I, er, I see... Look, uh, why don't I go over here to the, um, SEIRYUU seishi!!!! ::runs away like heck::
Suboshi: ::bounces in front of the reporter before anyone else can get there and warn him:: Hi, Mr. Reporter Guy! Wanna interview me?
Reporter: Uh, sure... which one are you?
Suboshi: I'm Suboshi! I have longed for the day when a reporter finally hands me the microphone... ::starry-eyed::
Reporter: Uh, okay, why don't you just tell us a bit about yourself, then?
Suboshi: ::takes the microphone and puts a sad expression on his face:: Oh, you see, I'm in love with the Seiryuu no Miko... but she doesn't love me! ::wipes away a tear:: It's terribly sad, because I've had no one since my brother died, you see...
Audience: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!
Suboshi: If you want to cheer me up and be my friend, call this toll-free number! 1-800-SUBOROX!
Kouran: ::calling that toll-free number:: yes I want to be Suboshi's friend!
Reporter: ::grabs the microphone back from him:: Okay, ANYWAY! Do you think you'll win?
Suboshi: YES!! I WILL DEFEAT YOU, TAMAHOME!!! ::yelling at the camera:: DO YOU HEAR ME, OBAKE-CHAN?!!! YOU DIE TODAY!!!
Amiboshi: ::coughs:: ::taps Suboshi on the shoulder:: Otouto... I'm alive.
Suboshi: ANIKI! ::glomp::
Audience: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!! ::sobs::
Reporter: Uh, let's go over this way now... ::to Nakago, who is fully equipped with Soi hanging off of him:: Hello, sir, who are you?
Nakago: ::expressionlessly:: I am Nakago.
Reporter: And do you think you will win?
Nakago: Win? Pah! I will become a god and take over the world. ::Lightning and thunder flashes:: Lightning effects thanks to Haku Kaen. ::raises arm that has Soi clinging to it::
Ashitare: ::bounds up:: Rawr roo arr arf arf bark ruff aroooooooo Ashitare ruff ruff bark arf rawr groarrr aaaaaaarrrrrroooooooo roooo rooooo rooooooooooo!!!
Reporter: I take it you are Ashitare...
Ashitare: ::nods and pants happily:: Arf arf want to eat your flesh bark bark aroooooooo!!!
Reporter: ::turns pale and runs away back to the Suzaku seishi::
Reporter: ::runs to a big man:: Um, hello... ummmm, hello sir?
Mitsukake: .....................
Reporter: And you are...?
Mitsukake: ..........................SHOUKA! ::bursts into tears::
Reporter: Oh, Shouka... Um, what a, um, nice name... ::backs away slowly::
Tamahome: Mr. Reporter! THERE you are!! ::grabs mic:: SUBOSHI I WILL WIN NOT YOU!! I'M SO MUCH STRONGER THAN YOU, YOU HEARTLESS FAMILY-KILLING JERK!! AND NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR STUPID ANGSTY PAST!!!
Suboshi: ::runs over and grabs the mic:: OH, YEAH?!! JUST BECAUSE YOUR PARENTS WERE NEVER KILLED BY KUTOU ARMY SOLDIERS, YOU'RE JEALOUS BECAUSE EVERYONE FEELS SORRY FOR ME, NOT YOU! ME!!!!
Tamahome: ::grabs it back:: WHAT ABOUT WHEN YOU KILLED MY FAMILY? THEN EVERYONE HATED YOU!
Suboshi: SHUT UP!
Tamahome: YOU SHUT UP!
Suboshi: YOU SHUT UP!
Tamahome: YOU SHUT UP!
Suboshi: YOU!
Tamahome: YOU-::Reporter grabs mic back::
Reporter: WELL! I think that was a good example of the rivalry between Suzaku and Seiryuu... ::to Suboshi:: Why don't you go over there? I think you're getting a phone call...
Suboshi: Oh, thanks! ::runs back:: yes?
Voice of Kouran: I WANT TO CHEER FOR YOU! YOU ARE SOO CUTE! And TAMAHOME IS SOO WRONG! You will win! Not him!
Suboshi: ::blush:: um.thanks!! ^_______^
Reporter: Um... ::sees Nuriko:: Miss! Hello! ::hearts in eyes::
Nuriko: ::glares:: I'm a guy, so don't get any funny ideas.
Reporter: ::disappointed:: Oh. Well. Which one are you?
Nuriko: I'm Nuriko! I'd like to say a big hello to my brother Rokou! ::winks::
Reporter: And do you think you will win?
Nuriko: I have a few tricks up my sleeve... ::picks up a huge boulder and spins it on his finger::
Reporter: Wow, Miss - um, sir, that's quite impressive...
Nuriko: ::flashes a grin:: Thanks. Also to my brother Rokou, Kourin says hi up in the afterlife, okay?
Reporter: All right, we'll be back after these messages for the big race!!
There we go! For all you Month of Torture fans, we wrote this thinking of you (and those new reviews we got - thanks, guys! ^_^) We'll write more soon!
~Kouran (Mizu) and Taira (Ryuuseisui) Mizu-Ryuuseisui Inc
The Race
Reporter: ::taps microphone:: Okay here we are! Today, instead of fighting it out, the Seiryuus and Suzakus are having their final competition - A seishi race! Today, the Suzaku seishi and the Seiryuu seishi will each race against members of their own team to determine the best among them, and then - the two finalists will race each other in the final battle between Suzaku and Seiryuu! I'm here with Suzaku seishi Tasuki, who seems confident that he will win... What makes you think so, Tasuki? ::holds out mic::
Tasuki: Well, ya know, it's ::beep:: not very ::beeping:: hard when your ::beep:: Suzaku-given power is super speed, you ::beeping:: know what I mean?
Reporter: Ah... sure.
Chichiri: ::sigh:: I wish Tasuki knew about manners
Reporter: ::eager to get away from Tasuki:: Ah, sir! Which one are you?
Chichiri: ::strikes his famous chibi peace-sign pose:: I'm Chichiri, no da!
Reporter: Oh, I see! Pleasure too meet you... ::mutter:: all the seishi are insane. ::aloud:: And do you think that you will win?
Chichiri: Well, you see, I was sure I would, before I realized that transporting wasn't allowed... But I am allowed to use most of my other magic, no da, so I'm still pretty confident, no da!
Kouran: I KNOW that you going to win ::in Chichiri cheerleading outfit with her friends:: ::chanting 'go Chichiri!!!'
Reporter: Ah, I, er, I see... Look, uh, why don't I go over here to the, um, SEIRYUU seishi!!!! ::runs away like heck::
Suboshi: ::bounces in front of the reporter before anyone else can get there and warn him:: Hi, Mr. Reporter Guy! Wanna interview me?
Reporter: Uh, sure... which one are you?
Suboshi: I'm Suboshi! I have longed for the day when a reporter finally hands me the microphone... ::starry-eyed::
Reporter: Uh, okay, why don't you just tell us a bit about yourself, then?
Suboshi: ::takes the microphone and puts a sad expression on his face:: Oh, you see, I'm in love with the Seiryuu no Miko... but she doesn't love me! ::wipes away a tear:: It's terribly sad, because I've had no one since my brother died, you see...
Audience: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!
Suboshi: If you want to cheer me up and be my friend, call this toll-free number! 1-800-SUBOROX!
Kouran: ::calling that toll-free number:: yes I want to be Suboshi's friend!
Reporter: ::grabs the microphone back from him:: Okay, ANYWAY! Do you think you'll win?
Suboshi: YES!! I WILL DEFEAT YOU, TAMAHOME!!! ::yelling at the camera:: DO YOU HEAR ME, OBAKE-CHAN?!!! YOU DIE TODAY!!!
Amiboshi: ::coughs:: ::taps Suboshi on the shoulder:: Otouto... I'm alive.
Suboshi: ANIKI! ::glomp::
Audience: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!! ::sobs::
Reporter: Uh, let's go over this way now... ::to Nakago, who is fully equipped with Soi hanging off of him:: Hello, sir, who are you?
Nakago: ::expressionlessly:: I am Nakago.
Reporter: And do you think you will win?
Nakago: Win? Pah! I will become a god and take over the world. ::Lightning and thunder flashes:: Lightning effects thanks to Haku Kaen. ::raises arm that has Soi clinging to it::
Ashitare: ::bounds up:: Rawr roo arr arf arf bark ruff aroooooooo Ashitare ruff ruff bark arf rawr groarrr aaaaaaarrrrrroooooooo roooo rooooo rooooooooooo!!!
Reporter: I take it you are Ashitare...
Ashitare: ::nods and pants happily:: Arf arf want to eat your flesh bark bark aroooooooo!!!
Reporter: ::turns pale and runs away back to the Suzaku seishi::
Reporter: ::runs to a big man:: Um, hello... ummmm, hello sir?
Mitsukake: .....................
Reporter: And you are...?
Mitsukake: ..........................SHOUKA! ::bursts into tears::
Reporter: Oh, Shouka... Um, what a, um, nice name... ::backs away slowly::
Tamahome: Mr. Reporter! THERE you are!! ::grabs mic:: SUBOSHI I WILL WIN NOT YOU!! I'M SO MUCH STRONGER THAN YOU, YOU HEARTLESS FAMILY-KILLING JERK!! AND NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR STUPID ANGSTY PAST!!!
Suboshi: ::runs over and grabs the mic:: OH, YEAH?!! JUST BECAUSE YOUR PARENTS WERE NEVER KILLED BY KUTOU ARMY SOLDIERS, YOU'RE JEALOUS BECAUSE EVERYONE FEELS SORRY FOR ME, NOT YOU! ME!!!!
Tamahome: ::grabs it back:: WHAT ABOUT WHEN YOU KILLED MY FAMILY? THEN EVERYONE HATED YOU!
Suboshi: SHUT UP!
Tamahome: YOU SHUT UP!
Suboshi: YOU SHUT UP!
Tamahome: YOU SHUT UP!
Suboshi: YOU!
Tamahome: YOU-::Reporter grabs mic back::
Reporter: WELL! I think that was a good example of the rivalry between Suzaku and Seiryuu... ::to Suboshi:: Why don't you go over there? I think you're getting a phone call...
Suboshi: Oh, thanks! ::runs back:: yes?
Voice of Kouran: I WANT TO CHEER FOR YOU! YOU ARE SOO CUTE! And TAMAHOME IS SOO WRONG! You will win! Not him!
Suboshi: ::blush:: um.thanks!! ^_______^
Reporter: Um... ::sees Nuriko:: Miss! Hello! ::hearts in eyes::
Nuriko: ::glares:: I'm a guy, so don't get any funny ideas.
Reporter: ::disappointed:: Oh. Well. Which one are you?
Nuriko: I'm Nuriko! I'd like to say a big hello to my brother Rokou! ::winks::
Reporter: And do you think you will win?
Nuriko: I have a few tricks up my sleeve... ::picks up a huge boulder and spins it on his finger::
Reporter: Wow, Miss - um, sir, that's quite impressive...
Nuriko: ::flashes a grin:: Thanks. Also to my brother Rokou, Kourin says hi up in the afterlife, okay?
Reporter: All right, we'll be back after these messages for the big race!!
There we go! For all you Month of Torture fans, we wrote this thinking of you (and those new reviews we got - thanks, guys! ^_^) We'll write more soon!
~Kouran (Mizu) and Taira (Ryuuseisui) Mizu-Ryuuseisui Inc