Okay! Were back Taira and I ^_^ REVIEW US NOW!!!! Thank you ::Ahem:: Please excuse Kouran. We're online waiting for reviews now... I would also like to say that Kouran in this fic isn't the one who's writing the fic, she's totally different, she's just our interpretation of Kouran, okay?

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::Camera cuts to Reporter flirting with Kouran::

Reporter: So, ya wanna go out sometime, sweetheart?

Kouran: ::blush::

Reporter: ::sees the camera on him:: Oh, damn! I'm on!!

Kouran: ::takes hold of the microphone:: To anyone out there, okay I may be easily flattered, but I am ENGAGED! Okay, Hikou?!! Okay, Reporter guy?!! Okay, all the rest of you? Engaged!

Reporter: ::sniffles:: ::takes the microphone:: Here we are at the ::sniff:: the biiiiiig race... ::brightly:: Kouran-ai! Wanna be my co- reporter?

Kouran: Okay! First go the Suzaku seishi with CHICHIRI!! CHIRI-CHAN'S GONNA WIN!!!

Chichiri: ::grins::

Reporter: They're lining up... you could cut the tension with a -

Kouran: DAGGER!

Reporter: ::grins goofily:: Yeah... You could cut the tension with a dagger! The audience is on the edge of their seats!

::pistol shoots, signaling the start::

Kouran: And they're off! Chichiri's in the lead!

::We see Tasuki shooting ahead of everyone else::

Reporter: But, Kouran-ai, Tasuki... ::looks at her, and realizes again how utterly pretty she is:: Chichiri is in the lead!

Kouran: ::smiles prettily::

::Huge boulder suddenly falls on Tasuki and Nuriko speeds ahead::

Chichiri: ::freezes Nuriko and runs ahead::

Kouran: ::really excited that Chichiri is REALLY in the lead this time:: YEAH! CHICHIRI! GO CHICHIRI! Chichiri is pulling ahead!!!! Isn't it GREAT?!!!!

::huge chi blast comes up::

Kouran: ::upset:: No! Chichiri! LOOK OUT, MY LOVE!!

Reporter: ::looks depressed::

::Chichiri dodges the chi blast by going chibi so that it goes over his head:: ::waves at Kouran::

::Mitsukake quietly stops running to lift the boulder and heal Tasuki, who races off ahead of Chichiri::

Chichiri: ::teary-eyed::

Kouran: ......AND CHICHIRI IS STILL IN THE LEAD!!!

Reporter: Yes! He, uh, is! ::looks sideways at Kouran::

Tasuki: -_-;;;;; ::still ahead::

Mitsukake: ::quietly passes Nuriko and unfreezes him::

Kouran: ::looks at Tasuki:: Awwwww, he's adorable... I mean, I'm engaged! ::chants this to herself to make herself remember::

Reporter: ::relieved that Kouran likes Tasuki now:: And Tasuki races ahead! ::wipes sweat off of his brow::

Nuriko: ::throws a boulder at Chichiri at the same time that Chichiri freezes Tasuki::

::Nuriko gets ahead::

Kouran: ........And Chichiri speeds ahead of Tasuki to be in the lead again!

Reporter: ::sighs and sweatdrops::

Kouran: Well, it's true!

Reporter: ::looks into her eyes:: ::hearts:: Whatever you say, Kouran-chan- san-sama-domo-ai!

Kouran: Now there's one I haven't heard before...

Mitsukake: ::jogs along quietly::

Chiriko: ::can't run very fast, because he keeps tripping over his long... robe-thingy::

Kouran: KA-WA-II!

Hotohori: ::is walking along so as not to muss his hair::

Tamahome: ::pauses as he's running to flick the finger at Suboshi:: HA! I'M GONNA WIN! ::races ahead of Nuriko::

Mitsukake: ::quietly jogs along:: ::heals Chichiri:: ::jogs::

Tamahome: ::running in the lead and making various rude gestures in Suboshi's direction:: I'm winning! Hahahahahahahaha! Loser!!!! ::gets frozen by Chichiri:: ::swears to himself::

Chichiri: I HEARD THAT!

Mitsukake: ::going around healing people:: ::his power runs out just as he reaches the frozen Tasuki:: ::shrugs:: ::keeps jogging::

Reporter: And they're now reaching the first checkpoint at Kutou!

Kouran: CHICHIRI'S IN THE LEAD!!!!

Reporter: Actually, he is! Chichiri is the first to reach the checkpoint and receives a ten minute break! Meanwhile, let's see the rest of the seishi... ::Mitsukake is second, behind Chichiri. Tasuki and Tamahome have stayed frozen on the track::

Suboshi: ::in front of the frozen Tamahome, taunting him and cracking up::

Tamahome: ::staring trying to keep his cool::

Suboshi: ::having too much fun::

Kouran: ::also having fun with Suboshi:: Okay! Now lets go to Kutou! I love it here! It's all bluey and watery!

::Reporter and Kouran teleport to Kutou, where Tomo and Miboshi have been all this time::

Tomo: ::sees Kouran:: ::quickly takes off his makeup:: Well, HELLO there!

Kouran: ::starts to roll her eyes, then catches sight of Tomo:: ::eyes widen:: Hell-ooooo!!!

Miboshi: Hi there, Kouran, sweetie...

Kouran: ::slaps him:: PERVERT!!

Tomo: ::being a total hypocrite:: Miboshi! Don't harass dear little sweet Kouran!

Kouran: ::sniffs::

Reporter: ::comes up:: Kouran-ai, let's go report some more...

Tomo: Kouran, wanna join the Seiryuu team?!!

Kouran: ::goes with the reporter::

::They see that by now, all the seishi have reached the checkpoint::

Kouran: Oh, well! ::goes back in cheerily::\

Reporter: ::Looks back at Tomo flirting with her:: ::sadly:: We'll be back... ::sniff:: After these... ::sniff:: messages...

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There we go! Wow, we've written a lot this time... REVIEW! REVIEW! REVIEW!