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Summary: Carol, Kate, Ann, Crystal, Kirsten, Caitlin, Kaitlyn and Erin are on an adventure, with Legolas, Frodo, Merry, Pippin, Sam, Aragorn. Gimli and Borimir. After a rocky start, they are finally off to destroy the Ring, in a modern day setting.
You have to review if you read this. It's a requirement if you want to read this story.
Repeat after me: I _________ (your name) do solemnly swear to read this chapter and review it. Consequences of not reviewing will result in being attacked by the Fellowship of Friends in my sleep. (AKA: Death due to Queen Ann, ruler of squirrels, Fearless Leader Carol's kicks, Kirstin, leader of the Toothpick Army and Aliens, Kate and her Weird Creative Mystical Powers, Kaitlyn, leader of all Blondy's, Satanic and Power Hungry Caitlin and SICK CRYSTAL!!) Uummm. yea. Death. So in short, I swear to review.
Oh did you really want read the chapter?
Oh you did? My bad.
Ok here you are.
ENJOY MY CHILDREN!!
(Ann: Oh my God.)
Welcome back! DUM DUM DDUUUUUUHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
When we last left our Fellowships they had just paired off and were about to leave to destroy the Ring in a modern day setting. Let's listen in as they discuss their plans.
"WALLY WORLD!!" cried Kaitlyn "The most evil place in Titusville is WALLY WORLD!!"
"Sounds good" replied Fearless Leader Carol.
"It's six miles from Titusville High School to there!!" exclaimed Caitlin. "I'm not walking six miles to Wally World with him." She jabbed her thumb in Borimir's direction, who was observing the pool water, to check for any mystical, weird, ugly, monsters, such as the one outside Moria.
(Somewhere in the dark water outside Moria the monster rocked back and forth clutching it's tentecles. "Damn humans." he muttered. Back to the story.)
Finishing his observation Borimir was about to turn away but not so sadly he got pushed in by Caitlin. Too bad Ann had instinctive reaction and jumped and saved him.
When she got out she realized what she had done and cried out "DANG IT!! NO!!" and pushed him back in. Too bad he knew how to swim.
Anyways They got into their lines, two by two (Like with Noah!!) and Fearless Leader Carol did head count. "16." She muttered. "Too damn many for me watch out for. Oh well. at least I have my Frodo." The lines looked like this.
Carol/Frodo Ann/Merry Kate/Legolas Erin/Sam Kirsten/Aragorn (who wasn't happy about not being in the front) Crystal/Pippin Kaitlyn/Gimli Caitlin/Borimir
Finally they were off walking six miles in pathetic Titusville to Wally World.
They left THS and began the six mile journey.
Carol began an engaged conversation while Ann was plotting a way to overthrow Carol and find a new leader and prove she was not fearless. Kate clung to Legolas who was softly singing an elvish lament over his split end. Erin and Sam refused to talk because they were both so shy. It was actually quite funny, they both would look at each other for a moment and would turn away so suddenly (while blushing) it's a wonder they did not get whiplash. Kirstin was being led by Aragorn cause she was still blind because of her black eyes and kept muttering about how it wasn't a fair fight.
"Oh pipe down silly girl. You have King leading you. Be happy for what thou hast been blessed with. You are actually quite pretty."
Everyone cried out "SHE'S TOO YOUNG!! RAPE!"
"No! It's not like that!"
"Lay off me!" Kirsten yelled. While wildly thrashing her arms and trying to get away. Suddenly Kirsten was able to see and began doing karate moves on Aragorn. "HIYA!!" she cried over and over, then she took out her saxophone and hit Aragorn over the head. Aragorn fell to the ground unconscious.
~*~*~* 2 hours later. *~*~*~
Aragorn woke up with a splitting headache.
"I would hurt you," he said "But you're a giddy girl and I do not hit giddy girls."
Crystal and Pippin were engaged in conversation about books. Crystal voicing her opinions, and Pippin (thank goodness) was highly disagreeing. Kaitlyn was talking about her latest crush, Bryan to Gimli and he was listening very attentively and taking notes about all the characteristics he had. Borimir was trying to talk to Caitlin. but no so unfortunately, every time Borimir tried to say something Caitlin would say "SHUT IT!" and whenever he came too close Caitlin would push him back and say "You stay 3 feet from me!! Not 1, not 2, 3 feet!!"
While passing Burger King Ann suddenly had and idea, "TOOTH FAIRY!" she screamed. Carol jumped and whirled around "NOT FUNNY ANN! YOU KNOW I HATE THE MOVIE DARKNESS FALLS AND I CAN'T TRUST ANYONE WHO CLAIMS TO BE THE TOOTH FAIRY!!"
"Ha!" Ann exclaimed in smug satisfaction. "Not so fearless are we?"
Carol blushed and looked away. After an hour or so they came to the point where they would have to A. Turn right, or B. Go straight.
"I believe we go straight." Aragorn said.
"We turn right." Everyone said. Once again they over ruled Aragorn and turned right to continue on. Finally night fell and they camped in the Circle K parking lot. They all gathered around a fire their leader had so lovingly made for them. After a meager meal of lembas, they all go into they're sleeping bags that Kate made appear out of nowhere and they all slept.
Carol was dreaming about Frodo, and his beautiful eyes. Frodo was dreaming about this odd place called "a modern day setting"
Ann was dreaming of ways to scare Carol. Merry was dreaming about food.
Kate was dreaming about Legolas. won't say anymore about that. ugh. and Legolas was dreaming about his poor beautiful split end.
Erin was dreaming about Sam and how cute he was. Sam was dreaming about a way to talk to Erin without blushing.
Kirsten was dreaming about her poor saxophone, which now had a big dent in it because she had used it with her karate self defensive moves. Aragorn was dreaming about Arwen. ugh.
Crystal was dreaming about her books. again ugh. and Pippin was dreaming about food.
Kaitlyn was dreaming about escaping and finding Bryan. Gimli was dreaming about thousands of girls fighting over him.
Borimir was dreaming about this one chick back in Gondor and Caitlin was dreaming about. wait a second, Caitlin isn't dreaming!! Caitlin is hanging over Borimir with a knife clutched in her fist! GO CAITLIN!!
::screen goes black::
Author's Voice : Due to the gorriness of this scene we the people have decided to black it out. Just a moment. Caitlin's almost done. Alright, lets get back to the scene.
Caitlin cleaned her bloody hands off on Borimir's coat and then went to where Legolas was sleeping.
"Now all I have to do is tie him up and-"
Author interrupts: What are you going to do to him Caitlin?! Not evil, dastardly, unspeakable things!
Co-Author: EWWW!!
Caitlin: Ugh Carol! No! You hang out with Crystal and her books too much. I'm just going to tie him up and claim him as mine.
Co-Author: EEEWWWW!!
Author: What if Kate wakes up?
Caitlin: I'll beat her this time.
Co-Author: Yea right. When Aragorn learns to fly.
Author: I don't think so Caitlin. Kate is getting really good with her mystical powers. You'd better watch out.
Caitlin: Oh shut up!
Co-Author: SAY THAT TO MY FACE!!
Caitlin: I would, except I'm 4 miles away.
Co-Author: HA HA HA HA!! CHICKEN (makes chicken noise)
Author: Ok.
Ugh. this isn't going to be pretty.
Caitlin was in the process of tying Legolas' wrists and ankles when-
DUM DUM DUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kate woke up.
WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN TO CAITLIN?!? WILL SHE BE KILLED BY KATE'S SUPER POWERS?!? WILL LEGOLAS EVER GET OVER HIS SPLIT END?! WILL ANYONE MOURN THE DEATH OF BORIMIR?!?!?
Everyone interrupts: NO!!!!
WILL THEY EVER DESTROY THE ONE RING IN A MODERN DAY SETTING?! TUNE IN NEXT TIME FOR "THE FELLOWSHIP OF FRIENDS MEET THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING"
DUM DUM DUUUUUUUHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Oh yea, review!! Or else!
No flames, it's not good for my self-esteem. ^__^
::skips away merrily:: BYE!!
Oh yea! You're here to read the chapter. My bad.
Summary: Carol, Kate, Ann, Crystal, Kirsten, Caitlin, Kaitlyn and Erin are on an adventure, with Legolas, Frodo, Merry, Pippin, Sam, Aragorn. Gimli and Borimir. After a rocky start, they are finally off to destroy the Ring, in a modern day setting.
You have to review if you read this. It's a requirement if you want to read this story.
Repeat after me: I _________ (your name) do solemnly swear to read this chapter and review it. Consequences of not reviewing will result in being attacked by the Fellowship of Friends in my sleep. (AKA: Death due to Queen Ann, ruler of squirrels, Fearless Leader Carol's kicks, Kirstin, leader of the Toothpick Army and Aliens, Kate and her Weird Creative Mystical Powers, Kaitlyn, leader of all Blondy's, Satanic and Power Hungry Caitlin and SICK CRYSTAL!!) Uummm. yea. Death. So in short, I swear to review.
Oh did you really want read the chapter?
Oh you did? My bad.
Ok here you are.
ENJOY MY CHILDREN!!
(Ann: Oh my God.)
Welcome back! DUM DUM DDUUUUUUHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
When we last left our Fellowships they had just paired off and were about to leave to destroy the Ring in a modern day setting. Let's listen in as they discuss their plans.
"WALLY WORLD!!" cried Kaitlyn "The most evil place in Titusville is WALLY WORLD!!"
"Sounds good" replied Fearless Leader Carol.
"It's six miles from Titusville High School to there!!" exclaimed Caitlin. "I'm not walking six miles to Wally World with him." She jabbed her thumb in Borimir's direction, who was observing the pool water, to check for any mystical, weird, ugly, monsters, such as the one outside Moria.
(Somewhere in the dark water outside Moria the monster rocked back and forth clutching it's tentecles. "Damn humans." he muttered. Back to the story.)
Finishing his observation Borimir was about to turn away but not so sadly he got pushed in by Caitlin. Too bad Ann had instinctive reaction and jumped and saved him.
When she got out she realized what she had done and cried out "DANG IT!! NO!!" and pushed him back in. Too bad he knew how to swim.
Anyways They got into their lines, two by two (Like with Noah!!) and Fearless Leader Carol did head count. "16." She muttered. "Too damn many for me watch out for. Oh well. at least I have my Frodo." The lines looked like this.
Carol/Frodo Ann/Merry Kate/Legolas Erin/Sam Kirsten/Aragorn (who wasn't happy about not being in the front) Crystal/Pippin Kaitlyn/Gimli Caitlin/Borimir
Finally they were off walking six miles in pathetic Titusville to Wally World.
They left THS and began the six mile journey.
Carol began an engaged conversation while Ann was plotting a way to overthrow Carol and find a new leader and prove she was not fearless. Kate clung to Legolas who was softly singing an elvish lament over his split end. Erin and Sam refused to talk because they were both so shy. It was actually quite funny, they both would look at each other for a moment and would turn away so suddenly (while blushing) it's a wonder they did not get whiplash. Kirstin was being led by Aragorn cause she was still blind because of her black eyes and kept muttering about how it wasn't a fair fight.
"Oh pipe down silly girl. You have King leading you. Be happy for what thou hast been blessed with. You are actually quite pretty."
Everyone cried out "SHE'S TOO YOUNG!! RAPE!"
"No! It's not like that!"
"Lay off me!" Kirsten yelled. While wildly thrashing her arms and trying to get away. Suddenly Kirsten was able to see and began doing karate moves on Aragorn. "HIYA!!" she cried over and over, then she took out her saxophone and hit Aragorn over the head. Aragorn fell to the ground unconscious.
~*~*~* 2 hours later. *~*~*~
Aragorn woke up with a splitting headache.
"I would hurt you," he said "But you're a giddy girl and I do not hit giddy girls."
Crystal and Pippin were engaged in conversation about books. Crystal voicing her opinions, and Pippin (thank goodness) was highly disagreeing. Kaitlyn was talking about her latest crush, Bryan to Gimli and he was listening very attentively and taking notes about all the characteristics he had. Borimir was trying to talk to Caitlin. but no so unfortunately, every time Borimir tried to say something Caitlin would say "SHUT IT!" and whenever he came too close Caitlin would push him back and say "You stay 3 feet from me!! Not 1, not 2, 3 feet!!"
While passing Burger King Ann suddenly had and idea, "TOOTH FAIRY!" she screamed. Carol jumped and whirled around "NOT FUNNY ANN! YOU KNOW I HATE THE MOVIE DARKNESS FALLS AND I CAN'T TRUST ANYONE WHO CLAIMS TO BE THE TOOTH FAIRY!!"
"Ha!" Ann exclaimed in smug satisfaction. "Not so fearless are we?"
Carol blushed and looked away. After an hour or so they came to the point where they would have to A. Turn right, or B. Go straight.
"I believe we go straight." Aragorn said.
"We turn right." Everyone said. Once again they over ruled Aragorn and turned right to continue on. Finally night fell and they camped in the Circle K parking lot. They all gathered around a fire their leader had so lovingly made for them. After a meager meal of lembas, they all go into they're sleeping bags that Kate made appear out of nowhere and they all slept.
Carol was dreaming about Frodo, and his beautiful eyes. Frodo was dreaming about this odd place called "a modern day setting"
Ann was dreaming of ways to scare Carol. Merry was dreaming about food.
Kate was dreaming about Legolas. won't say anymore about that. ugh. and Legolas was dreaming about his poor beautiful split end.
Erin was dreaming about Sam and how cute he was. Sam was dreaming about a way to talk to Erin without blushing.
Kirsten was dreaming about her poor saxophone, which now had a big dent in it because she had used it with her karate self defensive moves. Aragorn was dreaming about Arwen. ugh.
Crystal was dreaming about her books. again ugh. and Pippin was dreaming about food.
Kaitlyn was dreaming about escaping and finding Bryan. Gimli was dreaming about thousands of girls fighting over him.
Borimir was dreaming about this one chick back in Gondor and Caitlin was dreaming about. wait a second, Caitlin isn't dreaming!! Caitlin is hanging over Borimir with a knife clutched in her fist! GO CAITLIN!!
::screen goes black::
Author's Voice : Due to the gorriness of this scene we the people have decided to black it out. Just a moment. Caitlin's almost done. Alright, lets get back to the scene.
Caitlin cleaned her bloody hands off on Borimir's coat and then went to where Legolas was sleeping.
"Now all I have to do is tie him up and-"
Author interrupts: What are you going to do to him Caitlin?! Not evil, dastardly, unspeakable things!
Co-Author: EWWW!!
Caitlin: Ugh Carol! No! You hang out with Crystal and her books too much. I'm just going to tie him up and claim him as mine.
Co-Author: EEEWWWW!!
Author: What if Kate wakes up?
Caitlin: I'll beat her this time.
Co-Author: Yea right. When Aragorn learns to fly.
Author: I don't think so Caitlin. Kate is getting really good with her mystical powers. You'd better watch out.
Caitlin: Oh shut up!
Co-Author: SAY THAT TO MY FACE!!
Caitlin: I would, except I'm 4 miles away.
Co-Author: HA HA HA HA!! CHICKEN (makes chicken noise)
Author: Ok.
Ugh. this isn't going to be pretty.
Caitlin was in the process of tying Legolas' wrists and ankles when-
DUM DUM DUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kate woke up.
WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN TO CAITLIN?!? WILL SHE BE KILLED BY KATE'S SUPER POWERS?!? WILL LEGOLAS EVER GET OVER HIS SPLIT END?! WILL ANYONE MOURN THE DEATH OF BORIMIR?!?!?
Everyone interrupts: NO!!!!
WILL THEY EVER DESTROY THE ONE RING IN A MODERN DAY SETTING?! TUNE IN NEXT TIME FOR "THE FELLOWSHIP OF FRIENDS MEET THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING"
DUM DUM DUUUUUUUHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Oh yea, review!! Or else!
No flames, it's not good for my self-esteem. ^__^
::skips away merrily:: BYE!!