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Ch.2 The chosen ten
Two days after Eminem left Ibis island the crew was getting kinda
board. The days just rolled by with nothing to do but sit there. Even Gail
got bored of shooting Rick with a paint ball gun. Finally Regi came up with
an idea to spark up their lives. Her idea was simple. Invite 10 celebrities
to Ibis and then train them to live in the building full of dinos. Everyone
thought this would be awesome little did they know, it would horrifically
hilarious.
Meanwhile in New York
"You have mail" chimed the stupid A.O.L. commercial on Carson Daily's T.V.
Carson, believe it or not, still has normal cable. "Carson honey, will you turn
off that stupid television. It's annoying." yelled Carson's mom.
"Sure mom" Carson went in the living room and turned off his moms t.v.
After Carson went back into his room, he heard that gay A.O.L. chime again.
"Dammit, I thought I turned that thing off and went back into the living room
to turn the t.v. off again but noticed it was his computer. "Oh." Carson checked
his new message.
Dear worthless Celebrity,
Please come to Ibis island for a
Stupidity stunt.
Thanks
- Dino Crisis Crew
"Mom can I please go to Ibis island?" begged Carson. "Please?"
"Sure just don't come back this time."
"Thank you mom!" cried Carson.
"Piss off!!!!" Yelled his mom.
(Authors note: all 10 celebrities got the same letter.)
2 weeks later
"Im bored" complained Rick as he sat in a chair awaiting the 10 celebrities arrival.
Regina made more to the story than the celebrities though, she assigned each of them to train a celebrity. Gail got Mike Myers, and Will Ferrel; Rick got Sean W. Scott, and Carson Daily; Regina got Ashton Kutcher, and Jason Biggs; and Kirk got Mr. Giggles, and Luke Perry.
Gail eventually shot Kirk in the leg because he was sick of Kirk complaining about how he had to train Michael Jackson's pet monkey. "Look on the bright side, Kirk" said Regina, " at least you don't have to sophisticate the owner of the monkey."
"Shut up."
"It's true Kirk!"
"I really don't like her or you for that matter, but she has got a point Kirk, I mean the man got arrested for the identification of his nuts! For Christ sake! His nuts!!!"
"O.K.!!! I get it. Point taken"
"Nuts, how si..."
"OK I GET IT!!!! HIS NUTS. HA HA HA!"
"Gail you might want to drop it I think Kirk is going into hysteria" Replied Rick who was standing on the side lines for some time."
"Shut up Stupid" replied Gail who pulled out his paint ball gun and shot Rick in the forehead. "Ha ha ha he he ha ha....."
"Man that is not funny" Rick yelled at Gail and turned around to hit his head on a support beam.
"Ha ha ha ha ha h a ha ha ha ha ah ha ha ha ha ha ahhah ahahahhhhaaa" everyone reared with laughter. But just then contestant number one walked in...
Me: Sorry it was so short again i promise the next chapter will be at least 5 pages.
Myself: lier
Me: am not
Myself: are too
Me: lets not get violent
Myself: Emotional challenge?
Me: go away
Myself: no
Me: please
Myself: no
me: i hate myself!!!!
8-Ball : kayyyy anyhow me was telling the truth. Now go way cause i want some chockolat fishsticks.
I'm going to have to travel to get what I want, and I'm going to go to Ish Bob's scary FFX world so travel there too. Peace out till next time.
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