Kitty Kat

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A/N: The person who placed the curse on her will be revealed in later chapters.

Summary: D/G. Ginny is the victim of a curse, and becomes......a CAT?!

I'm hungry.

No, seriously, I am.

"Um, Crookshanks?" I called. He turned. "What?"

"Do you know how to get food around this place?" "Yeah. Watch." Crookshanks walked over to Hermione and purred softly. She looked down. "Aw, is my little Cwookshankies hungwy?"

Cwookshankies? Hungwy?

Hermione is delusional.

I followed Crookshanks(or should I say Cwookshankies?) into the kitchen. She gave Crookshanks a bowl of food with water.

HELLO? DON'T I GET ANYTHING?

I mean, Mum would freak if-

MUM. DAD.

What are they thinking now?

I mean, I can just picture Dad asking Mum, "Molly, where's Ginny?" And then Mum would answer, "Oh, don't worry Arthur dear, she's just in Diagon Alley being turned into a cat only to be bought by Malfoy just so she can be starved by Hermione. Don't worry yourself."

I am in deep shit.

I stared at Hermione. She gave me a death glare, then sighed and gave me some food.

Finally.

"If I want the money, I might as well do it right. Malfoy will kill me if he came home to find his cat dead."

That's right. I'd rather not be starved. Really, some friend you are.

WAIT.

I just realized something.

I'm a cat.

I mean, I knew that, but I hadn't given it much thought. Until now.

I.

AM.

A.

CAT.

Lord.

So, the world expects me to look pretty, sit on windowsills, devour mice, and make the house look dreadfully peaceful.

As if.

I'm saying this right now, if Malfoy thinks I'm a mice-catching machine, he's got another thing coming.

He can find himself a new cat. I refuse to pounce on mice.

I REFUSE TO POUNCE ON MICE!!!!!

I. REFUSE. TO. POUNCE. ON. MICE.

I REFUSE TO POUNCE ON MICE!!!!!!!!!

Glad I made my point.

Honestly.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a lunch to eat.