Anime Idol~ Who gets in?
DBZ style
Suppi: Hi everyone and welcome to DBZ
Kero: How come we don't get this nice scenery? I want that tree!!! In my back yard!
Suppi: -_-'''actually that's a rock Kero. But nice try.
Kero: O.O That's a rock??? That's a tall rock!
SoE: That's a cliff you dummies!!
Suppi&Kero: Oh! How come we don't get cliffs???
SoE: Coz you're weird. Now get back to work!!! I've got exams to study for and I'm tired and cranky so get on with it!
Suppi: We will once Destiny's Angel gets here.
LoF: Oh she's late again?? What are we going to do with her?
Soe: Do what you say we should, send her to an asylum!
LoF: Nah!!! She'd make the crazy people go crazy.
SoE: HUH?
DA: [enters] Ok I'm here lets get this over with.
LoF: You're late again.
DA: Spare me I do have a life you know?
SoE: Oh is that what you call sleeping in?! Ok peoples lets get a move on!!! Chop-chop! We got lives to sleep away!!!!
DA; Shut up.
Kero: N E ways… ignore all previous comments and focus and repeat after me! Kero is my master!!!! I am servant to every single one of his wishes!
DA: Yea right!
Kero: DOH!!!! You broke it!!!
SoE: @_@
LoF: Oh come one guys lets get going! Now lets start!
Kero; Hello everyone and welcome back to Anime Idol, like mention previously we are in the DBZ realm. Here to hear all the wonderful singers.
Suppi: First up is Buu.
Kero: Buu? What kind of name is thaaaaaaaat?!!! [majin buu walks in] heheh… he's a big guy ain't he?? O.O'''''
LoF: He's so cute and cuddly!!!! Hey! DA has a special nickname for majin buu!!! Or she used to until she became all sarcastic and all.
DA: No!!!! Don't humiliate me!
Kero: heheh… anyways here's Buu!
Buu: Me going to sing the Meow Mix song!!!
DA: Oh great!
LoF&SoE: OK!
Buu: I love chicken, I love liver
I love meow mix, please deliver!
Meow meow meow meow
Meow meow meow meow
Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow !!!
SoE: Hooray for the cuddly-pink marshmallow dude!!! So said Destiny's angel before she went Simon on us all.
DA: I didn't go Simon, I went to anger management and became angry at the world.
SoE: So that's what happened… Anyways I think the fans will love you so you're in! LoF what do you think??
LoF: ZZZZZZZZZ Wha???? [gasps] The answer is 42!!!!!
SoE; We're not in math class gurl.
LoF: I know, did you know the answer to my life's purpose is 42?
DA: Yes.
LoF: That's what my crazy wacked-up friend says
SoE: DA??
LoF: No some other crazy guy. But anyways I think Buu, you're great so you're in!!!
Buu: yay!! What say you Demented Angel?
DA: It's destiny!!!!!!
SoE: Hey that works!
DA: Well… I'm not sure. I like the big pink guy image but you sound like you're singing through your nose.
SoE: So does your sister but you don't complain
DA; which one?
LoF; Never mind!!! Next , welcome to anime idol Buu!!!
Buu: mmmmm ok! I love you bye bye!!!! [exuent]
Suppi: Next we have Mirai Trunks!
SoE: WOW!!! He's a hot stuff!!!! [M Trunks walks in [Soe's drooling over him like all the other fans]
Mirai Trunks: Ok I'm going to sing Every thing I do (I do it for you)by Bryan Adams
Look into my eyes - you will see
What you mean to me
Search your heart - search your soul
And when you find me there you'll search no more
Don't tell me it's not worth tryin' for
You can't tell me it's not worth dyin' for
You know it's true
Everything I do - I do it for you
Look into my heart - you will find
There's nothin' there to hide
Take me as I am - take my life
I would give it all - I would sacrifice[walks up to DA and kneels down in front of her and hold out a rose]
Don't tell me it's not worth fightin' for
I can't help it - there's nothin' I want more
Ya know it's true
Everything I do - I do it for you
There's no love - like your love
And no other - could give more love
There's nowhere - unless you're there
All the time - all the way
Oh - you can't tell me it's not worth tryin' for
I can't help it - there's nothin' I want more
I would fight for you - I'd lie for you
Walk the wire for you - ya I'd die for you
Ya know it's true
Everything I do - I do it for you
SoE: O.O hubba-hubba…
LoF: I don't know… I don't think I like it.
SoE; WHAT????? [starts to strangle her] DON"T TELL ME YOU'RE GOING DA ON ME!!!! PLEASE DON'T TELL ME!!!!!
LoF: I'm not!!! I'm just tired and cranky… so leave me alone… but I guess he'll do. He's got the image
DA: [blinks] uh… yeah [takes the rose] I guess he'll do… I'm sort of too scared to say
anything at the moment though… but he's ok…
SoE: So he's in?????
LoF : Nah!!!!
SoE; THE WORLD'S GONE MENTAL!!!!!! Everything seemed so simple before this moment…
DA: Um… hey! My voice has a meaning now??? Well….. hey, it's either him or Vegeta so I pick him.
M Trunks: What's wrong with my dad?
LoF: It'd be easier to tell you what's right with him
M Trunks: Ok what??
All: Nothing!
M Trunks: ^^ too true. [exeunt]
Kero: next we have Bulma…
Bulma: [enters] I'm going to sing Turn off the Lights by Nelly Furtado
It's getting so lonely inside this bed
Don't know if I should lick my wounds or say woe is me instead
And there's an aching inside my head
It's telling me I'm better off alone
But after midnight morning will come
And the day will see if you will get some
They say that girl ya know she act too tough tough tough
Well it's till' I turn off the light, turn off the light
They say that girl you know she act so rough rough rough
Well it's till' I turn off the light, turn off the light
And I say follow me follow me follow me down down down down
till' you see all my dreams
Not everything in this magical world is quite what it seems
SoE: WHOA BESSIE!!! Stop right there!!!
LoF: Go away!!!! What do you people have against me??? Let me be! [starts crying]
DA: Lady of fate… do you want to go home???? You can if you want to!
LoF: Actually that wouldn't be fair to the competitors… to leave them alone with you two??? Hey, I'm not mean!!!!
SoE: She's back to normal!! ^^ Yay!!!! But hey Bulma… gurl no way!! I'm sorry
but that was horrible… if I could spell it I would.
LoF: I'm not sure…
DA; I'd rather cut off my arm and eat it instead of listening to you.
Bulma: Fine then!!!! [in front of camera] Ok! What is their problem????
Obviously that Destiny's Angel has some kind of influence on them!!!
Ok she picked my son but not me!!! How does that work????
Suppi: Next we have Goku!!! Goku… what kind of name is that???
Kero: hey, the last time I said that a tub of lard came in! We don't need another one!
[Goku walks in]
Suppi: He doesn't look like a tub of lard!
Kero: I guess only I have the power!
Suppi: What power?
Kero: Super duper POWER!!!!
Suppi: ^^''''''''''
LoF: Anyways… Welcome Goku and what song are you going to sing for us?
Goku: ummh Hero by Enrique Iglesias
SoE: ohhh I like that one
Would you dance
if I asked you to dance?
Would you run
and never look back?
Would you cry
if you saw me cry?
And would you save my soul, tonight?
Would you tremble
if I touched your lips?
Would you laugh?
Oh please tell me this.
Now would you die
for the one you loved?
Hold me in your arms, tonight.
I can be your hero, baby.
I can kiss away the pain.
I will stand by you forever.
You can take my breath away.
Would you swear
that you'll always be mine?
Or would you lie?
would you run and hide?
Am I in too deep?
Have I lost my mind?
I don't care...
You're here tonight.
I can be your hero, baby.
I can kiss away the pain.
I will stand by you forever.
You can take my breath away.
Oh, I just want to hold you.
I just want to hold you.
Am I in too deep?
Have I lost my mind?
I don't care...
You're here tonight.
I can be your hero, baby.
I can kiss away the pain.
I will stand by your forever.
You can take my breath away.
I can be your hero.
I can kiss away the pain.
And I will stand by you forever.
You can take my breath away.
You can take my breath away.
I can be your hero.
SoE: He's my hero??? I thought he was the DBZ realm's hero… u mean if I was being kidnapped he'd come through some sort of portal and like rescue me??? NEATO!!!^^
Kero: Only if u and a friend like LoF was kidnapped, because no one would rescue you if u were on your own.
LoF: ^^Now I remember why I love u so much Kero.
DA: Back to reality please [covers eyes]
SoE: Oh I guess he's in. He would rescue me if I was abducted or something.
LoF: I really liked it! So of course I'm saying yes.
Goku: You're a saiyan???
DA: No she said saying
Goku: Exactly she said I'm saiyan
DA: No she said I'm saying
Goku: That's what I said!!
DA: Not saying as in the "glowing blond hair green eyes super strength" saiyan, but the "I'm speaking here right now so shut up" saying.
Goku: Oh… I'm in right?
DA: Yeah.
Goku: K, see ya in Toronto ladies
Kero: K… It's not Toronto it's thourghknaught!!!
SoE: Actually it is Toronto Kero. Even I knew that!
Kero: K, next we have… Cell… ok now their names are REALLY messed up!!! First there was a guy named Boo then Trunks… then Goku… and Bulma…and now Cell????? What is this world coming to???
DA: and end. Which is taking to long to get here.
Cell: [walks in] Hello ladies.
Kero:[whispers to Suppi] K, is it just me or this guy green???
Suppi: No he's purple…
SoE: Hey… didn't this guy eat people or suck them up in his vacuum tail or something???
LoF: I'm not afraid of him. I'm not afraid of anything. [Spider comes down beside her] AUGH!!!! Spider!!!! AH kill it!!!!! Kill it kill it kill it!!!
DA: [takes off shoe and squishes it] Not afraid of anything are we??
LoF: Nope Coz Spiders aren't anything they're arachnids.
DA: And you have arachnophobia?
LoF: No I just don't like them
SoE: Uh… same thing.
Cell: Well I'm going to sing the Flying Purple People Eater
He was a one-eyed one horn flying purple people eater
Pigeon toed under grown flying purple people eater
I LIKE SHORT SHORTS!! Flying purple people eater
Sure looks strange to me - ONE EYE??
SoE: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! The trauma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DA: Hey! I got enough traumas in my life! So please promise me you'll never ever ever EVER sing again!!!!
You're not exactly POP star material
LoF: I liked him
SOE&DA: WHAT????
SoE: huh? I mean… what???
LoF: C'mon the song was bad but he did well.
SoE: Yeah … though it traumatised me it was pretty good.
LoF: You get traumatised when it starts to rain.
SoE; Hey, Noah's Ark. It could happen.
LoF; It did.
SoE; Oh… well Destiny's angel what's say you?
DA: My answer still remains the same.
SoE: I'm thinking.
LoF: Careful don't hurt yourself.
Cell: HURRY UP!!!!!!!!!!!! OR I'LL BLAST YOU!!!!
SoE: [shakes in fear] O.O Ok you can go!!!! Just PLEASE… don't kill me!
LoF: Yeah, fine you're in!
[Cell leaves the room]
Kero: Up next we have Goten
Suppi: These names just keep getting weirder and weirder
Kero: Yeah
[Goten walks in]
SoE: Isn't he just the cutest thing [pinches Goten's cheek]
LoF: Don't hurt the little guy
Goten: Thanks; I am going to sing the Water Buffalo song from Veggie Tales
SoE: Cool.
Goten:
Everybody's got a Water Buffalo, yours is fast but mine is slow.
Where do we get them I don't know?
but everybody's got a water bufalo-oooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!
LoF: I don't have a water buffalo
DA: Me neither
SoE: I have one!
Goten: Took my buffalo to the store, got his head stuck in the door!
Spilled some lima beans on the floor
But everybody's got a water buf-a-loooooooo!!!
LoF: Ok that was different but I like it! Only one problem!
Goten: Yeah?
LoF: You can say everyone has a water buffalo when everyone doesn't have a water buffalo! Think of all the complaint we would get! Like where's my water buffalo! How come I don't have a water buffalo! Nope you can't sing about water buffalos!
SoE: You don't have a water buffalo?
DA: Uh no!
SoE: Oh cuz I do!
LoF: You do!?
SoE: Yep!
DA: -_- ``````
LoF: Anyways its agreed you are coming to Toronto!
Goten: YAY!!
Suppi: Up next we have Videl
Kero: What's up with these messed up names?
Videl: [enters] Hey girls
SoE: A girl compeditor? KOOL!!! Hope you're better than the last girl! Coz she sucked!!!
DA: That's putting it lightly Erised.
SoE: POINT TAKEN! End of file! Period! Slash! EXCLAMATION MARK!!!
LoF: Why don't you just grow up Erised?
SoE: What if I don't wanna???
DA: Then we'll make you
SoE: O_O'''' point taken quite seriously…
DA: For once
Videl: Can I go yet?
DA: If you want to leave we're not stopping you
LoF: DA!!! That wasn't very nice
SoE; Is anything she does nice??? I don't even think she knows what nice means!!!
LoF: True
DA: U_U go ahead Videl…
Videl: K, I'm going to sing Super Girl by Krystal Harris
Sometimes I have dreams
I picture myself flying
Above the clouds
High in the sky
Conquering the world
With my magic piano
Never being scared
But then I realise
[CHORUS:]
I'm supergirl
And I'm here
To save the world
And I wanna know
Who's gonna save me?
I'm supergirl
And I'm here to
Save the world
And I wanna know
Why I feel so alone
Seems like a dream
But there's one thing missing
Nobody's here with me
(Here with me)
To share in all that
I've been given
I need someone
That's strong enough for me
[Repeat chorus]
Hey ooh
I need someone
I won't stop till
I find the one
Who will start
Belonging in my life
I need someone
I won't stop till
I find the one
Who will start
Belonging in my life
[Repeat chorus]
I'm supergirl
And I'm here to
Save the world
And I wanna know
Who's gonna save me
I'm supergirl
And I'm here to
Save the world
And I wanna know
Why I feel so alone
I'm supergirl
I wanna know
Who's gonna save me
I'm supergirl
And I'm here to
Save the world
SoE: I wish I could fly ^^
LoF: I can fly
DA: Uh-oh! Someone let the bird loose again!
LoF: WHEE!!![flies around] I'm a lil birdie!!! ^^
SoE: O_O'''''''HEY!!!! NO fair!!! I wanna fly too!!!!!
DA: please no…
[all of them are flying around in the room]
Kero: we can fly! I have wings! ^^
Suppi: Should we go to a commercial???
Kero: there are no commercials on fanfiction.net Suppi!!!!
Suppi: Well then we'll invent one!!!
Kero: Can't. Again'st our motto!!!
Suppi: What's a motto???
Kero: Nuthin, what's the motto with you? AH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
SoE; -________-''' very funny Kero
Kero: I know! So what should we do about the air-born beauties???
Suppi: Well… not all of them are air-born… DA's still down to Earth… and… lets face! SoE ain't much of a beauty!
Kero: O_O'''''you like LoF????
Suppi: Who doesn't???
Kero: Point taken… but… I don't think she'd go for a stuffed cat!
Suppi: I'M NOT STUFFED!!!!!!!!! Stupid stuffed animal!
Kero: HEY! Only the gaki gets to call me that! And even he doesn't get away with it!!!
DA: Without a bite on the finger at least.
Kero: What's that supposed to mean??
DA: That you're small and insignificant.
LoF: Don't make fun of Kero!!!
DA: -__-'''' this is getting really old now… Videl that sucked
Videl: [stops flying] what???
SoE: [falls] ouch… hey wait a minute! I liked it!!!
LoF: [sits down]
DA: Fate, it's up to you to break the tie breaker. [glares] I trust that you will make the right decision.
LoF: O_O'''''' you do???
SoE; Yeah!!![glares] me too….
LoF: ((O_O)) *gulps * TOO MUCH PRESSURE!!!! I can't handle it!!!! I 'm gonna cry again…
DA: oh get over it!
SoE: CHOOSE!!!!!
LoF: I chose… I chose… yes… I mean no! I mean… I CHOSE THAT KERO CHOOSES FOR ME!!!!
Kero: O_O"""HUH?!
LoF: You heard me! Suck it up and vote!
Kero: O_O… how did I get into this mess???
DA: C'mon Kero
Kero: I'm not… that great of a judge… Suppi you're better at this stuff! You vote!
Suppi: Nope. I don't even have half a decent mind to do that
DA: You got that right
Suppi: HEY!! Just for that! I chose Videl to go on through and prove you wrong Demented Angel!!!
DA: [glares] fine, a little competition would spice things up a bit.
LoF: Then it's decided!!! Videl, pack your bags you're going to Toronto!!!
Videl: YAY!!!![runs out]
Kero: Next we have Piccolo… Wow!!!! Is that guy green or WHAT?!
Suppi: What???
Piccolo: I'm going to sing I'm Blue by…. Someone
I'm blue
If I was green I would die!
If I was green I would die!
If I was green I would die!
SoE; WHAT?! Blue?! He said blue!!!!
LoF: we heard you
SoE; Blue?! But he's green!!!! Either that or I'm color-blind!
LoF: I'd go with the color-blind idea
DA: Or just say it was a result of brain damage.
Lof: hey that's mean… true, but mean
Piccolo: O_O'''' so am I in?? [aside] please say no…
DA: [hears it] I say he goes
SoE: He said blue!!!
LoF; Yeah, I think he should go too
SoE; HE SAID BLUE!!!!!!!! He's green!!!!!! And he said blue!!!!!! I'm blind!!!!!!! Color-blind!!!
DA: Gee, like we didn't know that
Piccolo: O_O'''''''so…. I'm…. in???
DA: Yep
Piccolo: … Rats… [Walks out]
Kero: Next we have… Android 18????? Hey isn't an android a machine built to take over the world??? Or…something like that???
SoE: Yeah what he said!!! … What's an android???
LoF: A machine built to take over the world… or something like that
DA: What song are you going to sing 18???
An. 18: I'm going to sing Fighter by Christina Aguliera
DA: Life's story huh?
An. 18: After all you put me through
You'd think I despise you
But in the end, I wanna thank you
'Cause you make me that much stronger
When I, thought I knew you
Thinking that you were true
I guess I, I couldn't trust
Called your bluff, time is up
'Cause I've had enough
You were, there by my side
Always down for the ride
But your, joy ride just came down in flames
'Cause your greed sold me out of shame
After all of the stealing and cheating
You probably think that I hold resentment for you
But, oh no, you're wrong
'Cause if it wasn't for all that you tried to do
I wouldn't know just how capable I am to pull through
So I wanna say thank you
'Cause it makes me that much stronger
Makes me work a little bit harder
It makes me that much wiser
So thanks for making me a fighter
Made me learn a little bit faster
Made my skin a little bit thicker
Makes me that much smarter
So thanks for making me a fighter
Never saw it coming
All of your backstabbing
Just so you could cash in
On a good thing before I realized your game
I heard you're going round
Playing the victim now
But don't even begin
Feeling I'm the one to blame
'Cause you dug your own grave
After all of the fights and the lies
Yes you wanted to harm me but that won't work anymore
No more, oh no, it's over
'Cause if it wasn't for all of your torture
I wouldn't know how to be this way now
And never back down
So I wanna say thank you
'Cause it makes me that much stronger
Makes me work a little bit harder
Makes me that much wiser
So thanks for making me a fighter
Made me learn a little bit faster
Made my skin a little bit thicker
It makes me that much smarter
So thanks for making me a fighter
How could this man I thought I knew
Turn out to be unjust, so cruel
Could only see the good in you
Pretended not to see the truth
You tried to hide your lies, disguise yourself
Through living in denial
But in the end you'll see
You won't stop me
I am a fighter and I
I ain't goin' stop
There is no turning back
I've had enough
'Cause it makes me that much stronger
Makes me work a little bit harder
It makes me that much wiser
So thanks for making me a fighter
Made me learn a little bit faster
Made my skin a little bit thicker
Makes me that much smarter
So thanks for making me a fighter
Thought I would forget
But I remember
I remember
I'll remember, I'll remember
Thought I would forget
But I remember
I remember
I'll remember, I'll remember
'Cause it makes me that much stronger
Makes me work a little bit harder
It makes me that much wiser
So thanks for making me a fighter
Made me learn a little bit faster
Made my skin a little bit thicker
Makes me that much smarter
So thanks for making me a fighter
DA: Wow… that was actually good…
SoE: Wow…
LoF: Wow…
DA: I think… you know our answers… you're in!
An. 18: Thank you.
DA: And Suppi thinks Videl will prove me wrong? Hah! As if she could beat An. 18!!
Lof: What do you think Erised???
SoE: Videl's going down like a shot birdie
Suppi: O_O''''' I'm dead….
Kero: Next we have… Go-han??? Gohan???
Gohan: That's me
DA: Great he ditched the glasses
Gohan: -_-'''no I'm not dressed as the Great Saiyaman. I am GOHAN!!! Super saiyan extrodinaire! [goes super saiyan and strikes odd pose]
ALL: O_o?????
SoE: O_o??? What's his damage???
LoF: he needs dance lessons.
DA: K, Gohan what song are you going to sing?
Gohan: I'm going to sing I'll Be by Edwin McCain
The strands in your eyes that color them wonderful
Stop me and steal my breath
Emeralds from mountains thrust towards the sky
Never revealing their depth
Tell me that we belong together
Dress it up with the trappings of love
I'll be captivated, I'll hang from your lips
Instead of the gallows of heartache that hang from above
I'll be your cryin' shoulder
I'll be love suicide
I'll be better when I'm older
I'll be the greatest fan of your life
Rain falls angry on the tin roof
As we lie awake in my bed
You're my survival, you're my living proof
My love is alive and not dead
Tell me that we belong together
Dress it up with the trappings of love
I'll be captivated, I'll hang from your lips
Instead of the gallows of heartache that hang from above
I'll be your cryin' shoulder
I'll be love suicide
I'll be better when I'm older
I'll be the greatest fan of your life
I've dropped out, burned up, fought my way back from the dead
Tuned in, turned on, remembered the things you said
I'll be your cryin' shoulder
I'll be love suicide
I'll be better when I'm older
I'll be the greatest fan of your life
SoE: WOWZERS!!!!! He's my fan??? Awe shucks!!! That's sweet of you… but I already have a boyfriend…
LoF: You mean you're stuffed teddy bear that sits on your bed???
SoE: NO I mean a real flesh and blood organism that loves me!!!
LoF: A pig???
SoE: -_-'''''' the things I live with… it's a life…
DA: Well Gohan I must admit that was good. So you have my blessing.
LoF: Of course he's in! I mean you'd have to be a complete idiot to say no
SoE: I say no!
LoF: -_-'''I rest my case…
DA: I second it, welcome to Toronto Gohan
Kero: Yeah, bring us one one of those trees!!!!
SoE: It's a cliff!!!!!
LoF: Actually it's a statue… but N E ways, its right outside this theatre
SoE: We're in a theatre???
DA: Yes, we are.
SoE: OH!
Kero: K… next we have Hercule
Hercule: [goes up to DA] hey there pretty thang! I'm the strongest man in the world.
DA: And I'm a critict… and I'd have to say, no
Hercule: No to what?
DA: No to both, strongest man and what you're going to ask. And NO to asking any one else here!!!
Hercule: [looks to LoF]
LoF: Sorry, I don't like being second best
Hercule: Well I'm going to sing If you're Happy And you know it Clap Your hands
ALL: O_O!!!!!! Oh… no!!!!
Hercule: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands!!![claps]
If you're happy and you know it clap your hands!!! [claps]
If you're happy and you know it, and you really wanna show it
If you're happy and you know it clap your hands[claps]
SoE: If you're demented and you know it clap your hands
Hercule: [claps]
LoF: I knew it all along… DA? Ready?
DA: I was born ready.
LoF&DA: If you're not going to Toronto clap your hands?
Hercule: [Claps]
LoF&DA: If you're not going to Toronto clap your hands?
Hercule: [claps]
LoF&DA: If you're not going to Toronto because your performance really sucked,
If you're not going to Toronto clap your hands!
Hercule: [claps] Wait a minute!!!!
DA: Bye![waves]
Suppi: K… that was… odd…
Kero: Scary's more like it
Suppi: Well next we have… Vegeta…
Vegeta: I'm only here to prove that the saiyan race is the greatest one of all!!!
DA: O_o??? And I here I though you'd of given up on that theory…
LoF: Guess we weren't lucky enough
Vegeta: Well I'm going to sing American Psycho
SoE: But you're not American you're Japanese animation!!!
Vegeta: [glares] it's a song!!!!
SoE: So???
Vegeta: What's the problem with the human race?
(With someone like you)
No matter where I turn I can't escape your double face
Don't want to listen to the radio
(Cause they don't know)
Or stick around just to hear I told you so
How could we make it without you?
I should have known better to doubt you
Thought Id heard the end of it
And now I know how far you'd go
To be the next freak show,
American Psycho
Cover of the magazines,
Patron saint to troubled teens
Wish I never heard your name
Tomorrow could be just another day
Means nothing to you
A misdemeanour or a felony, that's ok
Don't want to wait for a second chance
(So take a stance)
It's your turn for the spotlight, the big dance
How could we make it without you?
I should have known better to doubt you
Thought Id heard the end of it
And now I know how far you'd go
To be the next freak show,
American Psycho
Cover of the magazines,
Patron saint to troubled teens
Wish I never heard your name
Then I wanna know
What I already know
What am I suppose to do
When you know that it's all true
That you stole, that you lied
That you knew
Prim Donna self absorbed
Wide awake and never bored
Party binge and purgency
And see results of plastic surgery
Spotted at the hottest shows
Interview on Charlie Rose
They all want a piece of you
And now I know how far you'd go
To be the next freak show,
American Psycho
Cover of the magazines,
Patron saint to troubled teens
Wish I never heard your name
Then I wanna know
How far you had to go
Now I already know
How far you'd go!
SoE: Well… he may not be American… but he's definitely a psycho singer!
LoF: Uh… it was… original???
DA: that sucked
Vegeta: [pulls out energy blast] Let me go or I'll blast you all!!!!
SoE&LoF: OK!!!!!!!!!
DA; Forget it, your idle threats don't scare me Vegeta.
Vegeta: [holds blast right up at her] I dare you to say that again!!!
DA: OK, forget it, your idle threats don't scare me Vegeta.
Vegeta: O_o???? This race really is hopeless
DA: No its your brain
LoF: Question!
Vegeta: [looks]
LoF: How can you be the prince of saiyans?? I mean, Goku's the only pure saiyan… then there's four half saiyans and Pan's a quarter saiyan. … so in total that makes like, three and a quarter saiyans! Not much of a race if you ask me
SoE: Yeah, and besides… if your father's dead then wouldn't that make you the king??? Not the prince?
DA: No, because the king of saiyans depends on if the kings just died or if someone killed him. Since Freiza killed King Vegeta, Freiza became King, but then Goku beat him, then Cell beat Goku, then Gohan beat Cell… then Buu beat Gohan… then Goku beat Buu… so Goku's the King of the Saiyans!
Goku: Ha!!! Told you Vegeta!!! [points to Gohan, Goten and Mirai Trunks] Now! Bow to your master!!!
DA: O_o??? Don't let the power get to your head now Goku, there's not a lot of room in there.
LoF: Yeah, don't let it corrupt you, look what it did to Vegeta, and he didn't even have the power!!!
SoE: HUH???
Vegeta: Am I going or not???
DA: Well… I guess we kinda have to let you… seeing that we only have one ticket left… and you're the last singer… so I guess you are
LoF: Can I say something bad???
DA: No that's my job
LoF: Then can you say something bad for me???
DA: Ok, what is it?
LoF: [whispers in her ear]
DA: I can't say that on a public story!!! What's the rating… its only PG!!! I can't say that on it!!! There could be kids reading this!!!
LoF: Only one person read the first chapter…
SoE: Hey there were two people!!! Other than DA!!!!
DA: Whatever, welcome to Toronto Vegeta…
Vegeta: [smiles] Thank you ^^ I'm going to win this whole thing
SoE: yeah right [grins]
Kero: So there you have it folks!!! We now have our ten contestants from the DBZ realm!!! Lets Re-cap!!!!
LoF: While you're re-caping we'll just leave.
DA: Better make sure we have Erised with us this time.
SoE: I'm coming!!!
Suppi: First we had Buu
Kero: Next Mirai Trunks!!! [SoE cheers]
Suppi: Then Cell
Kero: Goku was fourth!!!!
Suppi: Followed by Goten
Kero: Then Videl
Suppi: Following was Piccolo
Kero: Then we had the so-much-like-DA Android 18 [what's an android???]
Suppi: Then the first spawn of Kakkerot, Gohan!!! [spawn???]
Kero: And then last.. and least! Begeta!!!
Vegeta: Its Vegeta you stupid stuffed animal!!!
Kero: O_o**[twitches] What did you call me???
Vegeta: A stupid stuffed animal!!!![points]
Kero: CHOMP!!![bites his finger]
Vegeta: YE-OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!![runs around trying to shake Kero off his finger]
Suppi: -______- well that's it folks! Until next time! I'm Suppi-chan with my partner in crime Keroberos! (Or we would be if we were criminals) And this is us saying good-bye! And see you next time in the Yu-Gi-Oh relam!!! Please remember to R&R forgetting is not an option ^_~