Disclaimer: I don't own Star Trek, Enterprise or Star Wars. I also don't
own Whiskey.
"How is he, Bones?"
"Er. . .he has a pin. . . lodged in him. . .Jim. . ."
"And whose fault is that?"
"Yours."
"Why mine?"
"You shouldn't have said it was alright for me to do it in the first place."
"Do I deduce that it was YOU, Doctor McCoy, who put the pin on my chair?"
"Ah. . .yes. It was a simple joke."
"I do not understand the term 'simple joke' when great personal injury is involved, Doctor."
"I'm sure we'll get it out of you somehow. . ."
"I cannot see how."
"Erm. . .well, y'see. . .the things about THAT is. . ."
"Yes, Doctor?"
"Well. . .I never anticipated that to happen, y'see. . .because I didn't think pins could do that. . ."
"Neither did I, Doctor. The chances of a pin going-"
"Well, I'm off, Bones."
"Er. . .No, Jim, I have to give you a physical."
"You said-"
"I had my fingers crossed. Don't make me order you!"
"You can order me all you LIKE, I'm not going to have a Physical! I'm the Captain! HAHAHA!
[Kirk goes bonkers and runs out of Sick Bay. Shortly afterwards, the two remaining people here a clang]
[Yeoman Rand comes in looking upset]
"He spilt tea all down my dress! It hurts!"
"Er. . . "
[Sulu comes in]
"Doc, don't ask me how I did it, because even I don't know, but-"
[Pavel comes in]
"You'll newer guess vhat zat stupid American Inwention did to me-"
[Kirk comes back in and starts dancing around in circles by McCoy]
"I'M THE CAPTAIN I TELLS YA! HAHAAHAHA!"
[Kahn enters]
"My face! My beautiful face! It's been all dissolved and everything!"
[Scotty comes in]
"Argh! Me hand has a bloody dull ache after I-"
[Geological Technician Fisher comes in]
"My hand hurts! I dipped it in Custard Powder and now it really-"
"Wait! I thought you were dead!"
[McCoy looks hysterical]
"Actually, not even I know the answer to that ques-"
[Uhura comes in]
"Doctor! My skirt needs an operation! As you can see it only covers my-"
[Kirk's evil twin comes in]
"I'm dying! WAAAAA!"
[Luke Skywalker walks in]
"I lost the force! The force is gone! I could feel it, but then. . ."
[Archer walks in]
"I've got faith of the Heart!"
[A bottle of whiskey walks in]
"I lost Scotty! He's gone. . .oh, wait, there he is."
[Elaan walk's in]
"I want some coffee! Where's my candy? I hate you all. I told you, I want some candy!"
[Mudd walks in]
"Look, if you could just give me some-"
[Stella Mudd walks in]
"Harcourt Fenton Mudd I saw you looking at that girl whose had her dress torn off! And you, the one with the funny Monkee hairstyle! Look at me when I'm talking to you! Stand straight! And you, the Japanese one! Put that sword away! Stop screaming homicidally! And you, McCoy, Wake up!"
So he did.
[A/N] If that made sense to anyone, please tell me! And for those of you who don't know Fisher, he was the poor sucker at the beginning of "The Enemy Within".
"How is he, Bones?"
"Er. . .he has a pin. . . lodged in him. . .Jim. . ."
"And whose fault is that?"
"Yours."
"Why mine?"
"You shouldn't have said it was alright for me to do it in the first place."
"Do I deduce that it was YOU, Doctor McCoy, who put the pin on my chair?"
"Ah. . .yes. It was a simple joke."
"I do not understand the term 'simple joke' when great personal injury is involved, Doctor."
"I'm sure we'll get it out of you somehow. . ."
"I cannot see how."
"Erm. . .well, y'see. . .the things about THAT is. . ."
"Yes, Doctor?"
"Well. . .I never anticipated that to happen, y'see. . .because I didn't think pins could do that. . ."
"Neither did I, Doctor. The chances of a pin going-"
"Well, I'm off, Bones."
"Er. . .No, Jim, I have to give you a physical."
"You said-"
"I had my fingers crossed. Don't make me order you!"
"You can order me all you LIKE, I'm not going to have a Physical! I'm the Captain! HAHAHA!
[Kirk goes bonkers and runs out of Sick Bay. Shortly afterwards, the two remaining people here a clang]
[Yeoman Rand comes in looking upset]
"He spilt tea all down my dress! It hurts!"
"Er. . . "
[Sulu comes in]
"Doc, don't ask me how I did it, because even I don't know, but-"
[Pavel comes in]
"You'll newer guess vhat zat stupid American Inwention did to me-"
[Kirk comes back in and starts dancing around in circles by McCoy]
"I'M THE CAPTAIN I TELLS YA! HAHAAHAHA!"
[Kahn enters]
"My face! My beautiful face! It's been all dissolved and everything!"
[Scotty comes in]
"Argh! Me hand has a bloody dull ache after I-"
[Geological Technician Fisher comes in]
"My hand hurts! I dipped it in Custard Powder and now it really-"
"Wait! I thought you were dead!"
[McCoy looks hysterical]
"Actually, not even I know the answer to that ques-"
[Uhura comes in]
"Doctor! My skirt needs an operation! As you can see it only covers my-"
[Kirk's evil twin comes in]
"I'm dying! WAAAAA!"
[Luke Skywalker walks in]
"I lost the force! The force is gone! I could feel it, but then. . ."
[Archer walks in]
"I've got faith of the Heart!"
[A bottle of whiskey walks in]
"I lost Scotty! He's gone. . .oh, wait, there he is."
[Elaan walk's in]
"I want some coffee! Where's my candy? I hate you all. I told you, I want some candy!"
[Mudd walks in]
"Look, if you could just give me some-"
[Stella Mudd walks in]
"Harcourt Fenton Mudd I saw you looking at that girl whose had her dress torn off! And you, the one with the funny Monkee hairstyle! Look at me when I'm talking to you! Stand straight! And you, the Japanese one! Put that sword away! Stop screaming homicidally! And you, McCoy, Wake up!"
So he did.
[A/N] If that made sense to anyone, please tell me! And for those of you who don't know Fisher, he was the poor sucker at the beginning of "The Enemy Within".