World say Hello to a Female Harry...

Disclaimer: I do not own any character from Harry Potter.

Pairing: H/D (but not slash) Read on and you'll understand!

Year: 5, does not apply with OOTP

Okay, This was a bit weird... I had a dream and it would go away... so I decided to right a fic on it. The plot was actually my dream... I'm just typing it down.

[ P.a.R.T.s]

Chapter 1

Part 1, - I'm a WHAT?!

Part 2, - Kristy Potter, and the Great Hall PMSing terror

Part 3, - Potions Class, And the PMSing Disaster

Part 4; - Follow me like a sick puppy Malfoy

Part 5, - The date

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Chapter 2

Part 6, - Poor Draco...

Part 7, - Valentine's Day

Part 8, - Do I really deserve you...

Part 9, - the break up...

Part 10, - Harry's going Green

Part 11, - The Embarrassment

Part 12, - The End

Author's Note: There is a sequel. It's called... Draco's Dating Disaster. You'll understand why the title is called that when you read that. But I'm working my butt off the Sequel... . IF your offended with the PMS parts tell me... though I should tell you Harry's not PMSing, He's Piss and Snape got him going.

P.S.: This might be my best fanfiction ever!

[PaRt 1] I'm a WHAT?!

Harry made his way up the headmaster's office. Earlier that morning Harry had received a note, that Dumbledore wanted to see him.

"Lemon Drop" Harry muttered

Harry step on to the spiral staircase. He soon arrived at the top step, and he knocked on the headmaster's door.

"Come in" Dumbledore's voice came from the room.

Harry opened the door, slowly and entered. He stood awkwardly near the doorway.

"You may sit, Harry" Dumbledore said seeing Harry's discomfort.

"Thank you, Headmaster" Harry said quietly, but more with a higher pitch

Dumbledore smiled, at hearing Harry's high pitch voice.

"Harry has anything... Changed?" Dumbledore said, shifting in his chair.

"Er... Dumbledore... I already got this talk," Harry said awkwardly, as he soon shifted in his seat also.

"I know but its about time that my spell should be wearing off," Dumbledore said quietly

"What spell?" Harry said, an eyebrow rose.

"Well, a month after you were born... I put a spell on you." Dumbledore said

"What kind of spell" Harry asked

"It should be wearing off, I'm growing weak in my old age" Dumbledore said, ignoring Harry's question.

"But what kind of spell" Harry asked again, he balled his hand.

"Gender-Bender" Dumbledore mumbled under his breath.

"What?" Harry asked not hearing Dumbledore mumbles

"Gender-Bender" Dumbledore said

"And that would mean?" Harry said, shaking his head

"Your a girl..." Dumbledore said

"I'm a WHAT?!" Harry shrieked

"Girl" Dumbledore said firmly

"Explain" Harry said coolly

"When, you put a Gender-Bender spell, it would put on a Reversium- Reflection effect... But after I put the spell on you. After I put the spell on you, the Gender-Bender spell was banned. I also was never able to reverse it also... but I'm growing weaker... And the first spell to reverse is the Gender-Bender spell" Dumbledore said, his eye twinkling

"Yea, but I haven't changed back," Harry said

Right on cue, Harry's body floated in midair. Harry's features started to change. He had higher cheekbones, fuller lips, his eyelashes grew a bit, his hair had grown to his butt, his body changed to an hourglass figure, and his chest... had breast. He err... she floated down.

"I'm-I'm-I'm A GIRL" Harry shrieked in a high pitch tone

"Ekk! My voice!" Harry glared at Dumbledore

"I know I know" Dumbledore swished his wand, and Harry's clothes changed to into girl clothes

"You'll be switch into the girls Dormitory"

"My names Harry and I'm a girl" Harry said, almost Hysterical

"Actually, your name is Kristy and you're a girl" Dumbledore said, giving Harry an amused look.

"AHHH!! Okay my name is KRISTY AND I'M A GIRL!" Harry laughed and her left eye started to twitch.

"Now let's get you to the great hall, it's almost dinner" Dumbledore said, pulling a laughing Harry out the door.

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[PaRt 2] Kristy Potter, and the Great Hall PMSing terror

The Great Hall was filled with chatter, and noises. The twin doors to the great hall opened with, a bang. Silence... Dumbledore dragged Harry into the Great Hall. And soon made it to the front of the Great Hall.

"Hello, students" Dumbledore shouted

"Hello, Headmaster" the voices of the school rang back

"I would like to welcome the new Harry Potter... Or should I should I say Kristy Potter" Dumbledore shot the staff table a amused look

"OW!" Harry stepped on the headmaster foot

"Oops..." Harry shot Dumbledore a innocent look

"Back to the point... At the beginning of this year... Harry defeated Voldermort with his... I mean Her bare hands," Dumbledore shouted to the Great Hall

"OW!" Harry stepped on the headmaster's foot again

"Sorry, Don't know why it slips" Harry gave him an innocent look

"Now, that Voldermort is gone... My powers are no longer needed all of my spells have been lifted. Harry's Gender-Bender Spell has also been lifted seeing as it was the most powerful spell I casted" Dumbledore shouted

Harry rolled her eyes, and waved her wand.

"Now" Dumbledore voice boomed

"Erm... Now... That my Gender-Bender Spell has been lifted Harry is now Kristy, I would like that you treat her the way you would treat Harry... And no, Mister. Malfoy you may not hit her" Dumbledore sighed

Dumbledore waved his hand, and told Harry to go. Harry made her way to the Gyriffindor table.

"Harry, YOUR A GIRL!" Ron said his eye widen

"No shit Sherlock unless you didn't even listen to Dumbledore" Harry and Hermione rolled their eyes.

"BLOODY HELL, YOUR HOT!" Neville shouted from across the table.

The table went into silence, and then Neville stupidly shouted, "You got big breast too". Harry's left eye's twitch, Hermione glared at Neville. Harry stood up and walked around the table stood next to Neville... and picked up Neville's goblet.

"You're hot too" She flick her tongue over Neville's goblet. She spilled the contents of the goblet on Neville.

"Take a cold shower you pervert" Harry, shouted

And she made her way, back. The boys sat there with wide eyes, and the girls were giggling. Harry stopped when she heard.

"Mate, she just became a girl and she already has PMS" Dean said

"I know..." Seamus whispered back

Her left eye twitch.

"Grr..." Harry growled...

* SPLASH *

The two boys were hit with an Aquarius spells. The girls in the Great Hall started to giggle. Harry gave Hermione a nod, and Hermione stood up.

"Wait... Where are you going?" Ron said

"Back to the common room" Hermione said

"I didn't hear you say anything" Ron said

"Don't bother Ron, it's a girl thing" Seamus said

Hermione and Harry's left eyes twitch.

Seamus was soaking wet, before the two girls left.

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[PaRt 3] Potions Class, And the PMSing Disaster

Harry woke up, early. She soon got dress...and woke Hermione up.

"What are you doing up so early?" Hermione said sleepily

"We're almost late" Harry whispered

"WHAT" Hermione shouted and started to dress, when she was finished. She turned around and found a giggling Harry on her (Harry's) bed.

"Were not late," Harry said catching her breath.

"Why, KRISTY POTTER!" Hermione shouted.

"Oh lighten up" Harry err... Kristy smacked Hermione shoulder.

"Let's get to potions... I might be late if... I get piss this morning" Harry muttered and picked up her bag. Hermione followed, giggling.

(Potion's Class)

The class was filled with Gyriffindor, And Slytherin students. Snape entered the room with a swish of his robe.

"Now, That Potter boy has changed to a girl, lets hope that his, I mean her Potion skills have improved" Snape sneered.

"Grrr..." Harry growled

"Now boy, I mean Girl" Snape smirked

"WIPE THAT SMIRK OFF YOUR FACE NOW" Harry bellowed

"I don't think you're in the position to make me do anything, 20 Points off Gryffindor"

"AND THAT! WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS PICKING ON ME! AND WHY DO YOU HATE GRYFFINDOR AND WHY DO YOU HATE MY FATHER SO MUCH? WHY WON'T YOU GROW UP!" Harry's voice boomed. The room sat in silence.

Dumbledore opened the door, and then asked

"What's all the noise?" Dumbledore asked

"AND YOU!" Harry said pointing at Dumbledore

The classes eyes widen, Harry Potter... Kirsty Potter was yelling at the headmaster!

"YOU BLAZING OLD COOT! WHAT IN HELL KIND OF SECRET DO YOU HAVE NEXT FOR ME?! WHAT AM I! A FROG OR NO A PHOENIX WHAT?" Harry threw her arms in the air. Draco watched Harry in Awe. Here was Harry Potter yelling at the headmaster.

"Man if he had that kind of attitude with You-Know-Who, You-Know-who would have been scared out of his wits" Ron said to Hermione. She rolled her eyes.

"AND YOU!" Pointing at Ron

"SAY HIS NAME FOR GOD DAMN SAKE! HE'S GONE! IT'S NOT LIKE HE'S GOING TO RAISE FROM HIS GRAVE ANYTIME SOON!!"

"ARG!" She returned her seat and started to inhale and exhale.

"Err... I'll be going" Dumbledore said. He left the room.

"Okay, Class we'll be making a Gender-Bender Potion" Snape said cheerfully, A bit too Cheerfully

"ARG!"

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[PaRt 4] Follow me like a sick puppy Malfoy

A Male Harry and Male Hermione left the potion room.

"I can't believe he did that to you" Hermione said

"Grr..." Harry growled

"Well, That was quite a show Potter" A female Draco said behind Harry

"Heh, you think?" Harry grumbled

Harry skin started to change, and he became Kristy once again. Hermione soon changed a second after.

"Not half bad for a girl" Draco drawled

"I can I say that to you too" Kristy said giggling

"SHIT! I must have added an extra Vella hair," Draco said,

"What are you really here for Malfoy" Hermione snarled

"Well, if I was in my boy form, I was going to ask Kristy on a date" Draco said quietly

"You were going to ask me out on a date?!" Harry shouted

"Well, yes" Draco shrugged

"Well, give me a reason too?" Harry said

Draco changed back to his male version.

"Well, I'm sorry and err... I won't leave you alone till you do... Like they say Malfoy get what they want"

"No" Harry and Hermione made their way to the great hall.

"Please" Draco said following them

"Did you just say please?" Harry asked

"Well, Yes"

"Alright, ONE DATE that's it" Harry smiled, Draco returned the smile making his way to the Slytherin Table

[PaRt 5] The Date

Hogsmade weekend, Harry sighed... She was wearing a silver sweater, and black jeans. Hermione for some odd reason said she looked so cute. Harry checked in the mirror, She had her hair in a bun, with a hair Accessory, One that looked like a fan, but it came from the bun. She had on pink lip-gloss on.

"You'll make him, orgasm in his pants" The mirror said

"Hehe, thanks mirror!" And she left the room giggling.

Harry made her way down to the Entrance Hall, where she was going to meet Draco.

* GULP *

Harry turned around, and found Draco staring at her.

"Err... He-Hello" Draco stuttered

Harry giggled and kissed Draco on the cheek. Draco blushed. Harry looked down and started to giggle wildly. Draco turned beet red.

"Well, don't stand there, you look so erect" Harry giggled, Draco's beet red blush became Weasly color hair blush.

"Okay, lets go" Draco said

"Okay, that wasn't *HARD* now was it?" Harry said

"Erm... No not at all" Draco led Harry to a carriage and they both made there way to Hogsmade.

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Draco brought Harry to a Fancy restaurant named Lancer De Dradit.

"What can I get you sir, and Madame?" The waiter said

"Anything as long as it's good," Draco said throwing the menu back at the waiter.

The waiter came back with two plate of Chicken Menoen (I can't spell it). The two ate, while they ate Draco talked about how he wanted to be Harry's friend. Draco stops talking when two boys walked over.

"Hey, why don't you ditch this guy and go with us?" A boy with a ponytail said

"Yea... You can make you feel so much better" The other boy said

"Leave her alone" Draco said icily

"Heh, the woman hasn-" Harry took her cup of water and splash it in the guys face. (Has anyone notice I have a thing with splashing people with water?)

"Let's go Draco" Harry said

Draco put his arms around her waist paid and left. Just as they left, it started to rain.

"Hold on" Draco said

Draco came back with a small umbrella.

"They only had one" Draco said, and held it over Harry's head.

"What about you?" Harry said quietly

"I'm a guy, Don't worry... I won't get sick... You will though" (An't that Sweet?)

"But-" Draco put his finger on Harry's lips

"Listen, your going to get sick easily, I won't..." Draco, said walking.

"But what if you get sick and then-" Harry was silence by Draco's lips

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