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To: IIShameekaII@FnaFiction.net
From: GeneRodenbury@Heaven.net
Subject: Y'know. . .
Hi IIShaneekaII,
I'd just thought I'd let you know you don't own Star trek.
Gene
~~
Chapter Five: Spock's Logs.
~~
"Alright. You've heard Jerk's. Now. Whose do you wanna hear next?"
"Well. Seeing as though we're working our way down the Chain of Command, I'd say. . .Oh, what a coincidence. Spock's, please."
"Coming Up."
First Officer's Log. StarDate: 13.14. I believe the humans are not fit for Space Travel.
In my more emotional moments I sympathise with the first Vulcan to ever live aboard the first StarFleet Vessel. I know how she must have suffered.
I also know that Doctor McCoy is up to something. He keeps entering the bridge with a 'silly' look upon his face.
I have also observed Captain Kirk hasn't had his Physical in over three months. And 'Bones' is not complaining. How odd.
"That's it?"
"That's all he wrote in this log."
"'This' Log? There're others on the same day?"
"Yes. Practical ones and Emotional ones."
[Pause]
"Computer. . ."
"Yeah, yeah, I now what you're thinking. Coming right up. D'you want some popcorn whilst I'm at it?"
"Yes."
"Fine. I'll get the Scutters to get you some."
"Wrong show." *
"Oops."
[V. Upset voice comes through speakers]
Spock's personal Log, StarDate. . .oh, why why why? Why me? Why do I have to be half human? Why does everyone hate me so? Why does McCoy constantly make digs at me?
I know I'm not human, but Is that really all there is to life? Being logical and saying "That is illogical" a coupla thousand times an episode? Is that all there is to me?
[The voice turns V. Annoyed]
Of course, it's not like Kirk appreciates me, is it? "Spock, work this out, Spock, work that out, what is it Spock? Is that logical?"
STUPID HUMAN! WHAT DOES HE KNOW, EH?
He doesn't meditate or do any of the stupid things I'm supposed to do!
IM MORE INTELLIGENT THAN HE'LL EVER BE! WHY CAN'T I BE CAPTAIN? WHY? WHY
"Um. . . I think I've heard enough. Better leave these things buried, eh?"
"I'm the one who had to record them."
"Yes. Poor you. Now, whose next. . .?"
[A/N] These things just keep getting shorter and shorter. Hmm. Better give Su a long log.
*Red Dwarf.
To: IIShameekaII@FnaFiction.net
From: GeneRodenbury@Heaven.net
Subject: Y'know. . .
Hi IIShaneekaII,
I'd just thought I'd let you know you don't own Star trek.
Gene
~~
Chapter Five: Spock's Logs.
~~
"Alright. You've heard Jerk's. Now. Whose do you wanna hear next?"
"Well. Seeing as though we're working our way down the Chain of Command, I'd say. . .Oh, what a coincidence. Spock's, please."
"Coming Up."
First Officer's Log. StarDate: 13.14. I believe the humans are not fit for Space Travel.
In my more emotional moments I sympathise with the first Vulcan to ever live aboard the first StarFleet Vessel. I know how she must have suffered.
I also know that Doctor McCoy is up to something. He keeps entering the bridge with a 'silly' look upon his face.
I have also observed Captain Kirk hasn't had his Physical in over three months. And 'Bones' is not complaining. How odd.
"That's it?"
"That's all he wrote in this log."
"'This' Log? There're others on the same day?"
"Yes. Practical ones and Emotional ones."
[Pause]
"Computer. . ."
"Yeah, yeah, I now what you're thinking. Coming right up. D'you want some popcorn whilst I'm at it?"
"Yes."
"Fine. I'll get the Scutters to get you some."
"Wrong show." *
"Oops."
[V. Upset voice comes through speakers]
Spock's personal Log, StarDate. . .oh, why why why? Why me? Why do I have to be half human? Why does everyone hate me so? Why does McCoy constantly make digs at me?
I know I'm not human, but Is that really all there is to life? Being logical and saying "That is illogical" a coupla thousand times an episode? Is that all there is to me?
[The voice turns V. Annoyed]
Of course, it's not like Kirk appreciates me, is it? "Spock, work this out, Spock, work that out, what is it Spock? Is that logical?"
STUPID HUMAN! WHAT DOES HE KNOW, EH?
He doesn't meditate or do any of the stupid things I'm supposed to do!
IM MORE INTELLIGENT THAN HE'LL EVER BE! WHY CAN'T I BE CAPTAIN? WHY? WHY
"Um. . . I think I've heard enough. Better leave these things buried, eh?"
"I'm the one who had to record them."
"Yes. Poor you. Now, whose next. . .?"
[A/N] These things just keep getting shorter and shorter. Hmm. Better give Su a long log.
*Red Dwarf.