Disclaimer: I don't own Star Trek. I couldn't care less. I - WAA! I wanna own it! I wanna kill off characters! Waaa!

McCoy: You can do that anyway.

WAA. . .Oh, yeah.

Dislcaimer #2: I don't own Snodgrass. He's PearlGirl's.

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PearlGirl - Thanks. I like weirdness.

Alania - My Fan Fictions don't make sense. It's just one of those things.

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"Log Entries As Listened To By McCoy" Part: Seven.

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"Okay. Hmm. I don't think I'm quite ready to hear what Chekov has to say to that. Hmm . . ."

"*Snore*"

"Okay, okay. Let's hear. . .Ensign Snodgrass's."

"Whose?"

"Snodgrass. S-N-O-D-G-R-A-S-S. Just look for him."

"Oh, right. Hmm. Weird. I never noticed him before. Anyways, here we go:"

Personal Log: Ensign Eugene Snodgrass.

At least the computer remembers my name.

I've done a tally.

Kirk has asked me my name a total of 450,000 times in the last year.

And Spock, he-who-can-remember-everything has asked me 56,000.

What do I have to do to get people to remember me?

My name's easy enough to catch on.

I know. . .I could stick a huge bulletin board to my head! I could get McCoy to attach it! Then everyone could see my name from a mile away!

And Kirk thinks I haven't got a clue about anything. Well, I have! Red Shirt's have feelings! Just because we're expandable extras doesn't mean we have hearts! Without hearts there would be no point in shooting/spearing/killing-in-genraling us!

Heeheehee. I'm going to get started right now. . .with the help from some plastic Easter eggs and a Reese's, maybe.

[---End---]

"Wow. Maybe I haven't been giving that kid enough credit."

"Tell me about it. It was his great, great, great, great, great grandfather who invented Reeses."

"No kidding?"

"Nope."