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{} Touya's thoughts
[] Botan's thoughts
() Authors stupid quotes
A (KNOCKED OUT) COLD BOTAN AND A VERY (HOT) COOL DEMON
"Ahh I can't believe they all left me here, ooh stupid yusuke I bet he did
this on purpose leaving me here in makai, knowing my powers don't work in
this part of the demon world."[Ooh I'm going to be mad if I end up
died:](Uhh strange if she ends up dying what's the point of my story huh?)

Botan mumbled to herself while kicking random stones on the very dirty
floor of the dark forest." ooh fudge now how am I suppose to get back home
from this miserable place?" she said aloud. Not watching where she was
going bumping into a very familiar looking demon. (Hint: his hot and cold
warm and cool and has a redheaded cute little windy leprechaun as a
friend.)
Meanwhile with the reikai tantei "Hn so you lost our little deity now
did you? good one oh mighty detective" Hiei spat out (for those stupid ones
out there his being sarcastic) "Oh shut up short stack, (short stack how
cute:) I didn't lose her on purpose" yusuke shouted back.
Hiei growled "nonetheless baka you lost her, admit it" Hiei retorted (aaw
Hiei loves Botan or at least cares about her a little tiny ity bit) "erg
why you little bastard" Yusuke shot back. Kurama sighed "well now, now
children who cares who lost our poor Botan, what's important is we find her
before she ends up hurt, or kidnapped and who knows what else, we are in
makai after all" Kurama said politely. (Worried about Botan now are we
Kurama ne?)

"Yeah I hope Botan's alright, makai's an awful place for a petty girl like
her" kuwabara chimed in "Hn and makai's an awfully worse place with a ugly
fool like you baka" hiei threw an insult a kuwa-chan (oow poor carrot-top)
"

"Yeah yea yeah awful place for Botan let's just all go get her before keiko
find's out and kill's me for losing her in the first place, let's get going
guys"(not to mention botan killing him too for leaving her there alone poor
Yusuke:) go Botan kill him)

"EEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKK" Botan screamed quite loud, even yusuke and the others
could hear her. "Hurry"Kurama shouted to the rest trying to find the
direction of her screaming "aah damn it Botan stay alive" Yusuke said
aloud.
"Your one stupid blue-haired girl" the ice demon said to Botan "eeeeek oh
shut up just kill it please kill it now" Botan screamed "ach fine" he
sighed forming a nifty looking ice sword with his left arm and stabbing the
source of Botan's unhappiness (hum he wishes to make Botan happy what a
great guy urm demon) which didn't happen to be him a demon but none other
than a harmless snake (try telling that to Botan-chan ne?)

"Ohh heehee thank you Touya-kun" Botan blushed [he's so handsome and brave]
and giggled (ooh he doesn't mind the kun pun)."Aah yea whatever" Touya shot
back "what the hell are you doing in makai alone anyway?"

"Ooh umm well I kinda got separated from the others" Botan explained while
Touya's mind wandered {hum maybe she is that stupid, stupid enough to get
kidnapped, well I could use her around the palace, Jin wouldn't mind and
the others can go to hell for all I care.)

Touya smirked and cut Botan short of her sentence "then you show up and."
before Botan could say another word Touya knocked her out without
flinching. (Hey your not a great guy you bastard)
Botan was out cold and hauled over Touya's shoulder but suddenly woke up
from something or someone absentmindedly groping her ass and groped on it
hard she yelped banging on his back with her fists

"Baka pervert hentai no baka put me down you butt hole" then yet again our
favorite little deity was knocked out by the rude little ice apparition
himself.

"Does she ever shut up" Touya said aloud {and did she just call me a
pervert}(yes, yes she did).

Botan: yeah u perv u groped me
Touya: did not I was just trying to keep you from falling off my shoulder
Botan:(blushing) ooh sorry
Touya: tho I wouldn't mind groping you
Botan:(pissed) PERVERT [TAKES OUT BAT STARTS TO BEAT HIM]
Touya: JIN HELP!
LMK: MWWAAAAUHAHAA (evilly) that's what you get you pervert.(ya am strange)

A/N Yeah did you like my story? I'm going to enjoy writing this story if I
get enough reviews (hint, hint) from you guys hope u like this pairing as
much as I do and Touya's going to be taller than Botan so just try to
imagine her smaller okay? Well R/R please I'll update tomorrow maybe and
maybe fit in some more humor and t/b scenes in the story who am I kidding
of course they're be romance.
Ja matai see ya later!