Log Entries, as Listened to by McCoy, Part Eleven. At Last.
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Reviewer Response:
Alania: You ramble more than me? B-b-b-ut. . . *Cries*. Hehee, only kidding.
Pearl Girl: tend to get bored easily. So I write stuff. I'm a boring person.
Kaz: When did I mention cowslips in the logs? Hmm. . .cowslips, cowslips. . .oooooh yeah. The plant eater eats them. I don't like the colour yellow.
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AUTHOR NOTE: YAY! CONGRATS TO BROKEN INFINITY, WHOSE MY 100TH REVIEWER!
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[Sickbay. McCoy's at his desk when Sulu walks in. He looks very irate. He also has a hole in his arms.]
"What's that?"
"That would be a hole in my arm."
"Oh. How'd it happen?"
"I got mad at Gertrude."
"Gertrude put a hole in your arm? She's a plant."
"No, Rand put a hole in my arm."
"What with?"
"Does it really matter?"
"Yes."
"With my fencing foil, which she then broke in half. Happy?"
"Not really."
"Sucks to be you."
[McCoy gets up, fetches a bandage, hands it to Sulu, sits down and resumes reading a book. Sulu looks blankly at the bandage.]
"Uh. . .doc?"
"Yes?"
"What am I supposed to do with this?"
"Go to the bookshelf."
"Okay."
"Take down the dictionary."
"Er. . .okay."
"Look up 'bandage'. It's spelt B-A-N-D-A-G-E. it has a diagram on what to do with it."
"I'm not that stupid."
"Have you lost weight?"
"What?"
"Have you lost weight?"
"Yes."
"Why?"
"Because there isn't anything decent to eat around here."
"Are you saying that Tapioca pudding isn't decent?"
"It's alright; just not when you have it everyday of your life."
"Hmm. . ."
"What?"
"Is this because I cancelled Sushi?"
"To be blunt; yes."
"So you're a sulking teenager, that it? Hunger strike and all that?"
"No. . ."
"So why aren't you eating?"
"Because. . .oh, it's hopeless having an argument with you. You always win."
. . .
"I do?"
"Well, with everyone who's not Spock, yeah."
"Thank you Lieutenant. You can go now."
"But-"
"You. Go. Now. Please. Before. I. Get. Security."
"Yes. Sir."
[Swish]
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[Later: McCoy's Quarters.]
"Hmm. . ."
"Wassup, doc?"
"Nichole having access to the logs is bothering me. Knowledge is power and all that rubbish."
"I suppose. . .but, hey, she hasn't used it yet, right?"
"No. . .but maybe she has a plan. . ."
"A plan?"
"She could take over the ship knowing everyone's weakness and everything. . ."
"I suppose. . ."
"Stop saying that."
"I suppose I could."
"So. Who was the last person to make a log entry?"
"Sukuru."
"Whose-a-who?"
"Su-ku-ru. The all mighty, all powerful author! MWAHAHAHAA. . .*clunk* ow. My voice box!"
"Hmm. . .Sukuru, eh? Oh well, seeing as though I have complete power over the log entries, I'll listen to hers, please."
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Personal Log: Sukuru. . .I-don't-have-a-middle-name I-don't-have-a-last- name-either.
But that's not my name.
Heehee. Interesting developments. . .how evil and sulky can some people get? I can't believe what Sulu told McCoy in Sick Bay! That was all wrong; he was lying on his bunk and the foil fell on his arm, and cos he keeps it so well sharpened. . .well, the rest is. . .what's the word? Um? Computer, what's the word?
(Different voice) "stupid."
No, that wasn't the word.
Anyhoo, better start planning what comes next. Nichole has hold of the logs, PearlGirl's getting irate, I haven't updated in ages. . .oh, yeah, going back to Nichole. She's twisted and evil. What could she do?
. . .
I KNOW! SHE COULD ______________________________! That's a brilliant idea! I'm a genius! AHAHAHA!
. . .
Whaddya mean that happens every episode? It does not! How would you know, you've never even seen the series! *
Oh well. Better write Scotty's log for the next chapter. Or possibly Rand's, Scott's still too drunk to even walk straight.
Bye bye all, and McCoy, I know you're listening to this. Something very strange is going to happen soon! Hahahahaa!
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". . .Computer?"
"Yes?"
"I'm scared. . ."
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[A/N]: So, the end to another pointless chapter! Oh yeah, a few questions before I go. . .and. . .um. . .do something. Has anyone else had problems with the Email reviews? Y'know, when someone reviews you and it send you an Email? No? *Sigh*. Second question: Anyone else have any pointless background characters who need their logs done?
*I was arguing with my Dog. Don't ask.
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Reviewer Response:
Alania: You ramble more than me? B-b-b-ut. . . *Cries*. Hehee, only kidding.
Pearl Girl: tend to get bored easily. So I write stuff. I'm a boring person.
Kaz: When did I mention cowslips in the logs? Hmm. . .cowslips, cowslips. . .oooooh yeah. The plant eater eats them. I don't like the colour yellow.
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AUTHOR NOTE: YAY! CONGRATS TO BROKEN INFINITY, WHOSE MY 100TH REVIEWER!
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[Sickbay. McCoy's at his desk when Sulu walks in. He looks very irate. He also has a hole in his arms.]
"What's that?"
"That would be a hole in my arm."
"Oh. How'd it happen?"
"I got mad at Gertrude."
"Gertrude put a hole in your arm? She's a plant."
"No, Rand put a hole in my arm."
"What with?"
"Does it really matter?"
"Yes."
"With my fencing foil, which she then broke in half. Happy?"
"Not really."
"Sucks to be you."
[McCoy gets up, fetches a bandage, hands it to Sulu, sits down and resumes reading a book. Sulu looks blankly at the bandage.]
"Uh. . .doc?"
"Yes?"
"What am I supposed to do with this?"
"Go to the bookshelf."
"Okay."
"Take down the dictionary."
"Er. . .okay."
"Look up 'bandage'. It's spelt B-A-N-D-A-G-E. it has a diagram on what to do with it."
"I'm not that stupid."
"Have you lost weight?"
"What?"
"Have you lost weight?"
"Yes."
"Why?"
"Because there isn't anything decent to eat around here."
"Are you saying that Tapioca pudding isn't decent?"
"It's alright; just not when you have it everyday of your life."
"Hmm. . ."
"What?"
"Is this because I cancelled Sushi?"
"To be blunt; yes."
"So you're a sulking teenager, that it? Hunger strike and all that?"
"No. . ."
"So why aren't you eating?"
"Because. . .oh, it's hopeless having an argument with you. You always win."
. . .
"I do?"
"Well, with everyone who's not Spock, yeah."
"Thank you Lieutenant. You can go now."
"But-"
"You. Go. Now. Please. Before. I. Get. Security."
"Yes. Sir."
[Swish]
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[Later: McCoy's Quarters.]
"Hmm. . ."
"Wassup, doc?"
"Nichole having access to the logs is bothering me. Knowledge is power and all that rubbish."
"I suppose. . .but, hey, she hasn't used it yet, right?"
"No. . .but maybe she has a plan. . ."
"A plan?"
"She could take over the ship knowing everyone's weakness and everything. . ."
"I suppose. . ."
"Stop saying that."
"I suppose I could."
"So. Who was the last person to make a log entry?"
"Sukuru."
"Whose-a-who?"
"Su-ku-ru. The all mighty, all powerful author! MWAHAHAHAA. . .*clunk* ow. My voice box!"
"Hmm. . .Sukuru, eh? Oh well, seeing as though I have complete power over the log entries, I'll listen to hers, please."
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Personal Log: Sukuru. . .I-don't-have-a-middle-name I-don't-have-a-last- name-either.
But that's not my name.
Heehee. Interesting developments. . .how evil and sulky can some people get? I can't believe what Sulu told McCoy in Sick Bay! That was all wrong; he was lying on his bunk and the foil fell on his arm, and cos he keeps it so well sharpened. . .well, the rest is. . .what's the word? Um? Computer, what's the word?
(Different voice) "stupid."
No, that wasn't the word.
Anyhoo, better start planning what comes next. Nichole has hold of the logs, PearlGirl's getting irate, I haven't updated in ages. . .oh, yeah, going back to Nichole. She's twisted and evil. What could she do?
. . .
I KNOW! SHE COULD ______________________________! That's a brilliant idea! I'm a genius! AHAHAHA!
. . .
Whaddya mean that happens every episode? It does not! How would you know, you've never even seen the series! *
Oh well. Better write Scotty's log for the next chapter. Or possibly Rand's, Scott's still too drunk to even walk straight.
Bye bye all, and McCoy, I know you're listening to this. Something very strange is going to happen soon! Hahahahaa!
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". . .Computer?"
"Yes?"
"I'm scared. . ."
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[A/N]: So, the end to another pointless chapter! Oh yeah, a few questions before I go. . .and. . .um. . .do something. Has anyone else had problems with the Email reviews? Y'know, when someone reviews you and it send you an Email? No? *Sigh*. Second question: Anyone else have any pointless background characters who need their logs done?
*I was arguing with my Dog. Don't ask.