A/N: There is one part in this chapter that has a sick joke in it. Just to
let you know. Fan fiction won't let me download this chapter all in one
document so I had to split it.
Californian Adventures Chapter 4: The Annoying Flight
Uriko: I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves! EVERYBODY'S NERVES!! EVERYBODY'S NERVES!!! I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves! AND THIS HOW IT GOES! (And she keeps going on and on and on.)
Alice: She's been singing that song for the past 15 minutes. It's getting on my nerves!
Jenny: Isn't that's what the song is meant to do?
Shina: Uriko, can you quiet down a bit, we haven't even taken off. I hope that you aren't going to sing all the way.
Uriko: It passes the time. For me at least. I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves! Everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves. I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves! And this is how it goes.
Uranus: (turns around) Lucky that you people don't have to sit next to her.
Alice: I'm sitting behind her! It's just as bad!
Kenji: I'm trying to sleep and I'm next to her.
Uriko: Come on you guys! Where's your sense of spirit! I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves! Everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves. I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves! And this is how it goes.
Cabin Attendant: Ladies and Gentlemen, we are about to take off. Please fasten your seat beats. Also, please pay attention to the safety video.
Uriko: I've seen this thing like ten thousand times! I think I know how to do everything. Plus it gets on my nerves. I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves! Everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves. I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves! And this is how it goes.
Kenji: .and she thinks the video gets on her nerves.
Shina: Oh! You know when the people inflate the life vest, it's like their breast are growing bigger!
Everyone: EEWW!
Jenny: Shina, dear, where would we be without your sick sense of humor?
Cabin attendant: We are now taking off.
Uranus: I think we know that.
Uriko: Wahoo! I'm flyin' like an eagle, to the sea! Fly like an eagle, wanna fly! (A/N: I don't know the words)
Alice: Now she decides to change music. This is going to be a looooonnnggg flight.
Shina: It's a ten-hour flight. Of course it's long.
Alice: It's going to be even longer with Uriko singing all the way.
Kenji: I'm just glad that once all that sugar she had for breakfast dies out, we'll all be able to sleep.
Uriko: Hey! That's not nice. T_T
Kenji: Sorry but it's true.
Uriko: I only had one pancake and a whole bottle of syrup.
Uranus: That's what Kenji meant by you had a lot of sugar.
Uriko: Oh.
Shina: God damn it! When is the captain going to turn of that seat belt sign! I have to use the potty room.
Jenny: Shina, you're not two. It's called a lavatory!
BING!
Captain: Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. I have just turned off the seat belt sign. If you need to, you may now use the potty room.
Shina: SEE! The captain uses "potty room" as well!
Uranus: Maybe.maybe.he's.just use to saying that because he has a kid at that age.
Shina: Good point. (rushes up to get to the bathroom first but someone else gets in before her.) Damn.
10 minutes later.
Shina: That guy has been in there for a while. Ah! Finally he's out.
Kenji: We've only been flying for like 20 minutes and I'm already bored.
Jenny: At least you're traveling with your friends. I have to fly by myself sometimes for business trips.
Alice: That's gotta be boring. By the way, what movies are they showing?
Uriko: Lord of the Rings 2, Two weeks notice, and.hmmm.I think Chicago.
Kenji: You've looked at the movie list already?
Uriko: Of course! That's the first thing you should look at when you get on an airplane.
Shina: (comes out of the bathroom and sits down) I feel soooo-
Uranus: We don't need to know the details. We already had some of sick jokes this morning.
Cabin Attendant: (talks to Uriko's row) What would you guys like for lunch?
Kenji: Nothing
Uriko: I'll have the rice with the 8 piece sushi along with the grilled salmon and the 8 piece tempura. (Teenager's appetite)
Alice: Make sure you finish everything. It's not good-
Uriko: -to waste food. I know. You say that to me like a million times a day.
Uranus: I'll just have instant noodle.
CA: Are you sure you don't want anything, sir? Are you sure you don't want any of our delicious food?
Kenji: I'm sure. (CA leaves) I bought a 3 feet sub sandwich in the terminal. See? (takes out a 3 feet long sub sandwich)
Everyone: O.O
Shina: Cool! Where did you get that?
Kenji: The sandwich shop by the security check in.
Alice: Are you going to be able to finish that?
Kenji: I'm on a growth spur. What are you 3 having?
Alice: I'm sharing the meal that Uriko's having with Jenny.
Shina: I'm having the same as Uranus. Don't like raw fish.
Uriko: the meal that I'm having isn't that big. You two are gonna be hungry.
Jenny: Then I'll take some of Kenji's sandwich. Knowing him, he won't finish it.
Kenji: (starts licking all over his sandwich)
Jenny: _ Ugh! Never mind.
Californian Adventures Chapter 4: The Annoying Flight
Uriko: I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves! EVERYBODY'S NERVES!! EVERYBODY'S NERVES!!! I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves! AND THIS HOW IT GOES! (And she keeps going on and on and on.)
Alice: She's been singing that song for the past 15 minutes. It's getting on my nerves!
Jenny: Isn't that's what the song is meant to do?
Shina: Uriko, can you quiet down a bit, we haven't even taken off. I hope that you aren't going to sing all the way.
Uriko: It passes the time. For me at least. I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves! Everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves. I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves! And this is how it goes.
Uranus: (turns around) Lucky that you people don't have to sit next to her.
Alice: I'm sitting behind her! It's just as bad!
Kenji: I'm trying to sleep and I'm next to her.
Uriko: Come on you guys! Where's your sense of spirit! I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves! Everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves. I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves! And this is how it goes.
Cabin Attendant: Ladies and Gentlemen, we are about to take off. Please fasten your seat beats. Also, please pay attention to the safety video.
Uriko: I've seen this thing like ten thousand times! I think I know how to do everything. Plus it gets on my nerves. I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves! Everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves. I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves! And this is how it goes.
Kenji: .and she thinks the video gets on her nerves.
Shina: Oh! You know when the people inflate the life vest, it's like their breast are growing bigger!
Everyone: EEWW!
Jenny: Shina, dear, where would we be without your sick sense of humor?
Cabin attendant: We are now taking off.
Uranus: I think we know that.
Uriko: Wahoo! I'm flyin' like an eagle, to the sea! Fly like an eagle, wanna fly! (A/N: I don't know the words)
Alice: Now she decides to change music. This is going to be a looooonnnggg flight.
Shina: It's a ten-hour flight. Of course it's long.
Alice: It's going to be even longer with Uriko singing all the way.
Kenji: I'm just glad that once all that sugar she had for breakfast dies out, we'll all be able to sleep.
Uriko: Hey! That's not nice. T_T
Kenji: Sorry but it's true.
Uriko: I only had one pancake and a whole bottle of syrup.
Uranus: That's what Kenji meant by you had a lot of sugar.
Uriko: Oh.
Shina: God damn it! When is the captain going to turn of that seat belt sign! I have to use the potty room.
Jenny: Shina, you're not two. It's called a lavatory!
BING!
Captain: Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. I have just turned off the seat belt sign. If you need to, you may now use the potty room.
Shina: SEE! The captain uses "potty room" as well!
Uranus: Maybe.maybe.he's.just use to saying that because he has a kid at that age.
Shina: Good point. (rushes up to get to the bathroom first but someone else gets in before her.) Damn.
10 minutes later.
Shina: That guy has been in there for a while. Ah! Finally he's out.
Kenji: We've only been flying for like 20 minutes and I'm already bored.
Jenny: At least you're traveling with your friends. I have to fly by myself sometimes for business trips.
Alice: That's gotta be boring. By the way, what movies are they showing?
Uriko: Lord of the Rings 2, Two weeks notice, and.hmmm.I think Chicago.
Kenji: You've looked at the movie list already?
Uriko: Of course! That's the first thing you should look at when you get on an airplane.
Shina: (comes out of the bathroom and sits down) I feel soooo-
Uranus: We don't need to know the details. We already had some of sick jokes this morning.
Cabin Attendant: (talks to Uriko's row) What would you guys like for lunch?
Kenji: Nothing
Uriko: I'll have the rice with the 8 piece sushi along with the grilled salmon and the 8 piece tempura. (Teenager's appetite)
Alice: Make sure you finish everything. It's not good-
Uriko: -to waste food. I know. You say that to me like a million times a day.
Uranus: I'll just have instant noodle.
CA: Are you sure you don't want anything, sir? Are you sure you don't want any of our delicious food?
Kenji: I'm sure. (CA leaves) I bought a 3 feet sub sandwich in the terminal. See? (takes out a 3 feet long sub sandwich)
Everyone: O.O
Shina: Cool! Where did you get that?
Kenji: The sandwich shop by the security check in.
Alice: Are you going to be able to finish that?
Kenji: I'm on a growth spur. What are you 3 having?
Alice: I'm sharing the meal that Uriko's having with Jenny.
Shina: I'm having the same as Uranus. Don't like raw fish.
Uriko: the meal that I'm having isn't that big. You two are gonna be hungry.
Jenny: Then I'll take some of Kenji's sandwich. Knowing him, he won't finish it.
Kenji: (starts licking all over his sandwich)
Jenny: _ Ugh! Never mind.