Chapter 2 - Alice and the drunken door knob
Where we left off , Alice had found a bottle marked "drink me"... Great.. Yeah well you do the math. Anyway back to the story...
Alice picked up the bottle And poured the liquid down her throat. Alice now high and drunk on whatever the hell was in that bottle walked over to the door
"Hey that door has a funny door knob it looks like its asleep".Alice said not noticing that she had shrunk about 3 feet.
"Hey Mr. Door knob hello... wake up"
"Huh?"said the door knob apparently he had dosed off and was experiencing a hang over
"Oh hi , can you not talk so loud. Yeah man that would be great"said the door knob
"Oh sorry I didn't mean to speak to ummmm..."said Alice
"LOUD!"said the door knob aggravated
"Oh yeah hey did you see a white rabbit come through here?" Alice asked.
"Yeah he like turned me around and went through the door"said the door knob who was now sniffing Alice's "plant".
"Hey can I do that" Alice asked
"Sure if you have the key that's up there" the door knob said pointing at the table.
Alice looked up stared at the key for a while and realized she wasn't as tall as she used to be and couldn't reach it.
"Hey I cant reach the key... it like high ... and im like short"said Alice. Then all of a sudden a little box appeared Alice opened it and inside
was a cookie a brownie and some candies all of which were marked "EAT ME" Alice being high drunk and short took a bite of the brownie...Great, Anyways
Alice started to feel funny (what a surprise) then light headed and then became unconscious. When she finally woke up she found she was bigger or as Alice said
"Hey the room most have gotten smallest or smaller I forget maybe I had a growth spurt."
"Hey you're up grab the key" said the door knob
"What key ..oh I got it is this what a key looks like wow!" said Alice. She picked up the key and was able to figure out what to do with it too.
(Wow now I'm surprised) anyway, she put it in the keyhole and turned the door knob but when she couldn't fit she began to cry. She cried for so all it
had practically flooded (or she thought it flooded) this made her cry more. Horrified he'd die if Alice didn't stop he reminded her about the bottle.
"Yeah just drink from the bottle and all your problems will go away" said the door knob.
Alice obeyed him and drank from the bottle she felt better and happier and realized she could fit through the door so Alice left her drunk friend and ventured off into wonderland...
(Next chapter will come soon)
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Where we left off , Alice had found a bottle marked "drink me"... Great.. Yeah well you do the math. Anyway back to the story...
Alice picked up the bottle And poured the liquid down her throat. Alice now high and drunk on whatever the hell was in that bottle walked over to the door
"Hey that door has a funny door knob it looks like its asleep".Alice said not noticing that she had shrunk about 3 feet.
"Hey Mr. Door knob hello... wake up"
"Huh?"said the door knob apparently he had dosed off and was experiencing a hang over
"Oh hi , can you not talk so loud. Yeah man that would be great"said the door knob
"Oh sorry I didn't mean to speak to ummmm..."said Alice
"LOUD!"said the door knob aggravated
"Oh yeah hey did you see a white rabbit come through here?" Alice asked.
"Yeah he like turned me around and went through the door"said the door knob who was now sniffing Alice's "plant".
"Hey can I do that" Alice asked
"Sure if you have the key that's up there" the door knob said pointing at the table.
Alice looked up stared at the key for a while and realized she wasn't as tall as she used to be and couldn't reach it.
"Hey I cant reach the key... it like high ... and im like short"said Alice. Then all of a sudden a little box appeared Alice opened it and inside
was a cookie a brownie and some candies all of which were marked "EAT ME" Alice being high drunk and short took a bite of the brownie...Great, Anyways
Alice started to feel funny (what a surprise) then light headed and then became unconscious. When she finally woke up she found she was bigger or as Alice said
"Hey the room most have gotten smallest or smaller I forget maybe I had a growth spurt."
"Hey you're up grab the key" said the door knob
"What key ..oh I got it is this what a key looks like wow!" said Alice. She picked up the key and was able to figure out what to do with it too.
(Wow now I'm surprised) anyway, she put it in the keyhole and turned the door knob but when she couldn't fit she began to cry. She cried for so all it
had practically flooded (or she thought it flooded) this made her cry more. Horrified he'd die if Alice didn't stop he reminded her about the bottle.
"Yeah just drink from the bottle and all your problems will go away" said the door knob.
Alice obeyed him and drank from the bottle she felt better and happier and realized she could fit through the door so Alice left her drunk friend and ventured off into wonderland...
(Next chapter will come soon)
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