(The song "Mr. Sandman" plays in the background [a la HalloweeNs 2 and H20]. Title card reads: "HADDONFIELD, IL, OCTOBER 31, 2003, HALLOWEEN")
HADDONFIELD NEIGHBORHOOD, 8:15 A.M.: The town of Haddonfield is decorated with Halloween decorations. The citizens of Haddonfield all assume that its resident evil, Michael Myers, is locked up and/or killed for good. An old orange 1974 VW Beetle drives by with the camera following it.
INT. VW BEETLE: We see a blonde woman (played by Britney Spears) driving the car. She is wearing a trenchcoat like that of Dr. Samuel Loomis. The old man's picture is hanging from the car's interior mirror (off of H1). She has newspapers in the backseat with headlines like: "Six-Year-Old Boy Kills Sister with Knife," "1963 Murderer Returns in 1978," "Myers Presumed Dead," "Loomis Killed by Myers," and "Younger Myers Sister Dies." Her cell phone rings and she stops the car and answers.
WOMAN: (Somber voice) Hello? (Pause) Dr. Joan Loomis...? This is she. (Pause) Michael Myers. Uhhh, yeah. Who hasn't heard of IT? IT is a threat to the human race!! What about IT? (Pause) Yes, I do mean "it" and not "him." IT is no human being! Got that? (Long pause) You mean you actually captured IT.......And you're giving IT to me...? (Pause) I'll be right over......
INT. SMITH'S GROVE MAXIMUM SECURITY SANITARIUM, 8:45 P.M.: An unconscious Michael Myers lay in a bed in a cell. Doctors, paramedics, and security guards are everywhere and in every single room.
PARAMEDIC #2 (from prologue): I never thought I'd live to see the day that Michael Myers is actually caught and locked up once and for all.
PARAMEDIC #3 (Played by Danielle Harris): I really don't see how one man can kill so many people.....They say he's cursed by some cult or something.
PARAMEDIC #1: That's just an old wive's tale! HE is not the work of some cult or anything like that. He is MUCH, MUCH more than that......
(HE wakes up and attempts to get out of HIS cell, but HE is all cuffed and chained. HE grabs paramedic #3's pocket kife and cuts through the chains, cuffs, and the cell. Dr. Joan Loomis enters and takes out her gun.)
JOAN: (To HIM) Stay RIGHT where YOU are!! Don't YOU even think of moving a muscle!! My father was the only one who knew of YOUR true EVIL........but I will look behind the mask and further unveil the evil that my father tried to expose.....then tried to destory.
(HE is baffled by Joan's words. The HalloweeN theme plays in the background. HE then runs off with Joan's VW and drives away back to Haddonfield.)
DR. JOAN LOOMIS: (At the Sanitarium personnel) We must kill HIM before HE kills us.........
HADDONFIELD NEIGHBORHOOD, 8:15 A.M.: The town of Haddonfield is decorated with Halloween decorations. The citizens of Haddonfield all assume that its resident evil, Michael Myers, is locked up and/or killed for good. An old orange 1974 VW Beetle drives by with the camera following it.
INT. VW BEETLE: We see a blonde woman (played by Britney Spears) driving the car. She is wearing a trenchcoat like that of Dr. Samuel Loomis. The old man's picture is hanging from the car's interior mirror (off of H1). She has newspapers in the backseat with headlines like: "Six-Year-Old Boy Kills Sister with Knife," "1963 Murderer Returns in 1978," "Myers Presumed Dead," "Loomis Killed by Myers," and "Younger Myers Sister Dies." Her cell phone rings and she stops the car and answers.
WOMAN: (Somber voice) Hello? (Pause) Dr. Joan Loomis...? This is she. (Pause) Michael Myers. Uhhh, yeah. Who hasn't heard of IT? IT is a threat to the human race!! What about IT? (Pause) Yes, I do mean "it" and not "him." IT is no human being! Got that? (Long pause) You mean you actually captured IT.......And you're giving IT to me...? (Pause) I'll be right over......
INT. SMITH'S GROVE MAXIMUM SECURITY SANITARIUM, 8:45 P.M.: An unconscious Michael Myers lay in a bed in a cell. Doctors, paramedics, and security guards are everywhere and in every single room.
PARAMEDIC #2 (from prologue): I never thought I'd live to see the day that Michael Myers is actually caught and locked up once and for all.
PARAMEDIC #3 (Played by Danielle Harris): I really don't see how one man can kill so many people.....They say he's cursed by some cult or something.
PARAMEDIC #1: That's just an old wive's tale! HE is not the work of some cult or anything like that. He is MUCH, MUCH more than that......
(HE wakes up and attempts to get out of HIS cell, but HE is all cuffed and chained. HE grabs paramedic #3's pocket kife and cuts through the chains, cuffs, and the cell. Dr. Joan Loomis enters and takes out her gun.)
JOAN: (To HIM) Stay RIGHT where YOU are!! Don't YOU even think of moving a muscle!! My father was the only one who knew of YOUR true EVIL........but I will look behind the mask and further unveil the evil that my father tried to expose.....then tried to destory.
(HE is baffled by Joan's words. The HalloweeN theme plays in the background. HE then runs off with Joan's VW and drives away back to Haddonfield.)
DR. JOAN LOOMIS: (At the Sanitarium personnel) We must kill HIM before HE kills us.........