EXT. HADDONFIELD, IL, HALLOWEEN, 9:30 A.M.: A POV is slowly walking around the neighborhood. Halloween 1's "Stalking Theme" plays in the background. The POV spots Haddonfield High School and decides to walk inside.

INT. HADDONFIELD HIGH, 9:31 P.M.: The school janitor (Played by David Letterman) is mopping up the floor in the hallway and notices something off-screen.

JANITOR: (To himself) What the--?.......(To the thing, mistaking it for a student) You're late!!....Get a hall pass!......

(The person or thing walks closer and closer to the janitor. All we see is the person or thing's back and its knife.)

JANITOR: Who the fuck are you?? Get away from me, you freak!!!!!!

(The person or thing takes out its knife and kills the janitor, then walks off.)

INT. HADDONFIELD POLICE STATION: Sheriff Brackett is quietly napping at his desk when all of a sudden, Dr. Joan Loomis runs in and awakens Brackett.

JOAN: Sheriff!! I'm Dr. Joan Loomis. Listen.........HE is coming back to Haddonfield. The EVIL known to Haddonfield as......Michael Myers. The people have no idea what they're in for this year. I also think that the Thorn Cult might also be behind HIS next dastardly deed. Let's hurry before it's too late!

BRACKETT: HE's too tough, even for me! HE is the reason I initially retired and moved to California. I'm sorry, I'm too tired to keep looking for this Myers guy.

JOAN: HE is no guy! HE is not a human being! HE is pure EVIL!! Let's run!

(Joan and Brackett run out to the cop car and drive away........)