EXT. HADDONFIELD HIGH, FIFTEEN MINUTES LATER: The Principal is on the PA system announcing that Evil has entered their school.

PRINCIPAL: Attention all students and staff of Haddonfield High: Be on the lookout for a man in a white mask, black jumpsuit, and huge buthcer knife. Should you see HIM, please be sure to contact the Haddonfield Police. And also, School is cancelled until Monday, November 3. Thank you.

(Everybody runs out of the school. Michael Myers has spotted three teenage girls who remind him of Laurie, Annie, and Lynda. HE decides to follow them. Scary music plays in the background.)

EXT. A FEW SECOND LATER: The three girls are walking down the street together. Michael is nowhere to be seen.

GIRL #1 (Played by Avril Lavigne): What are you gonna do this weekend, Lindsey?

LINDSEY (Played by Mandy Moore, looks a lot like "Little Linsey Wallace" from HalloweeN 1): I've got to babysit again. This weekend, it's Tommy Shaw. The Shaws just barely moved into the Myers House a couple of weeks ago. They've gotta go out of town for a funeral.

(Speaking of funerals, HE [with his back to the camera] is watching and listening to the girls from behind a bush. Cue scary music.)

EXT. FOUR BLOCKS AWAY: The police car with Loomis and Brackett in it drives by.

LOOMIS: Stop! I think I just saw HIM.

(Loomis and Brackett get out of the car. Brackett gets out his gun, and Loomis runs on over to the mask man.)

LOOMIS: Alright, YOU!---You're not Michael Myers!

(The masked man they found was actually Jason Voorhees. He goes away and leaves them alone. Suddenly, we hear a scream from a couple of blocks away.)

LOOMIS: Only one EVIL could possibly cause one to generate such a scream.......("Halloween" theme begins)......Michael Myers.

(Loomis and Brackett get back into the car and drive away........)