INT. WALLACE HOUSE, HALLOWEEN NIGHT 2003, 7:00 P.M.: Lindsey is on her way to babysit Tommy Shaw. Lindsey's parents (Lindsey Wallace from the original Halloween [Here played by Patricia Heaton] and News Anchor Mike Wallace [Playing himself]) Are sitting at the couch.
LITTLE LINDSEY: Bye, Mom and Dad! I'm off to babysit Tommy Shaw.
BIG LINDSEY: Aren't they the family that moved into that Myers House a couple weeks ago?? Absolutely not! Haven't you ever heard of Michael Myers???
LITTLE LINDSEY: Who hasn't! But he's locked up in some kind of sanitarium. He's never gonna come back to Haddonfield.
BIG LINDSEY: That's what they said about HIM in 1963 when he murdered his sister. But they were dead wrong! ......
LITTLE LINDSEY: Please Mom! Stop making long, boring speeches that only Donald Pleasence could say to make it impactful.
BIG LINDSEY: Donald Pleasence....May that man rest in peace.
(There is a knock on the door.)
LITTLE LINDSEY: Who is it??!!
(No response. The person at the door slashes it down and comes inside. It's Michael Myers. HE just stands there looking at the Wallaces.)
BIG LINDSEY: (Screaming) Run for your life!!!
LITTLE LINDSEY: So....You're the masked freak who trespassed at my school, weren't you!?
(No response.)
LITTLE LINDSEY: So you're THE Michael Myers!?
(Michael nods HIS head yes, then proceeds to kill the younger Lindsey with HIS knife. The Halloween theme plays in the background. HE fails to kiil her as Loomis and Brackett enter, armed with guns.)
LOOMIS: Stand right where YOU are, Michael!! We've got to get you back to the Sanitarium.
(Michael quickly grabs HIS knife and kills the younger Lindsey and the rest of her family.)
LOOMIS: See you in Hell, Michael Audrey Myers......!
(Loomis and Brackett get out their atomic guns. They run very far from the house and shoot. The entire house explodes. Michael Myers lay dead on the ground. Music stops. Loomis and Bracket stand right next to Myers's dead body.)
LOOMIS: HE killed off HIS entire family. Michael Myers is finally dead........
(Loomis closeup.)
LOOMIS:.......Until the next sequel.......
(The theme plays in the background. The credits roll, but John Carpenter comes on screen to announce that there will not be a Hal10ween.)
JOHN CARPENTER: Hello. I am John Carpenter. I am sick to death of all these HalloweeN movies. I mean, we'll have HalloweeN 21 by Christmas, 2004! Also, I refuse to let anybody do another lame parody of Jason X using Michael Myers! They are all lame and give me a bad name! And PF4Eva, go back to doing different parodies. Don't do Hal10ween. I thank you, PF, for finally killing Michael off in this fanfic. And I also don't want any parodies of Freddy Vs. Jaosn using Michael, either! It's all stupid! Leave Michael Myers alone!
(Fade out. THE END)
LITTLE LINDSEY: Bye, Mom and Dad! I'm off to babysit Tommy Shaw.
BIG LINDSEY: Aren't they the family that moved into that Myers House a couple weeks ago?? Absolutely not! Haven't you ever heard of Michael Myers???
LITTLE LINDSEY: Who hasn't! But he's locked up in some kind of sanitarium. He's never gonna come back to Haddonfield.
BIG LINDSEY: That's what they said about HIM in 1963 when he murdered his sister. But they were dead wrong! ......
LITTLE LINDSEY: Please Mom! Stop making long, boring speeches that only Donald Pleasence could say to make it impactful.
BIG LINDSEY: Donald Pleasence....May that man rest in peace.
(There is a knock on the door.)
LITTLE LINDSEY: Who is it??!!
(No response. The person at the door slashes it down and comes inside. It's Michael Myers. HE just stands there looking at the Wallaces.)
BIG LINDSEY: (Screaming) Run for your life!!!
LITTLE LINDSEY: So....You're the masked freak who trespassed at my school, weren't you!?
(No response.)
LITTLE LINDSEY: So you're THE Michael Myers!?
(Michael nods HIS head yes, then proceeds to kill the younger Lindsey with HIS knife. The Halloween theme plays in the background. HE fails to kiil her as Loomis and Brackett enter, armed with guns.)
LOOMIS: Stand right where YOU are, Michael!! We've got to get you back to the Sanitarium.
(Michael quickly grabs HIS knife and kills the younger Lindsey and the rest of her family.)
LOOMIS: See you in Hell, Michael Audrey Myers......!
(Loomis and Brackett get out their atomic guns. They run very far from the house and shoot. The entire house explodes. Michael Myers lay dead on the ground. Music stops. Loomis and Bracket stand right next to Myers's dead body.)
LOOMIS: HE killed off HIS entire family. Michael Myers is finally dead........
(Loomis closeup.)
LOOMIS:.......Until the next sequel.......
(The theme plays in the background. The credits roll, but John Carpenter comes on screen to announce that there will not be a Hal10ween.)
JOHN CARPENTER: Hello. I am John Carpenter. I am sick to death of all these HalloweeN movies. I mean, we'll have HalloweeN 21 by Christmas, 2004! Also, I refuse to let anybody do another lame parody of Jason X using Michael Myers! They are all lame and give me a bad name! And PF4Eva, go back to doing different parodies. Don't do Hal10ween. I thank you, PF, for finally killing Michael off in this fanfic. And I also don't want any parodies of Freddy Vs. Jaosn using Michael, either! It's all stupid! Leave Michael Myers alone!
(Fade out. THE END)