Note magiger thingy: We are really stupid and could care less of your stupid flames which are even more stupid than us.so don't flame 'cause we both have evil hounds. Most of these character things are people's that we made up. Yee-haw!!! They are copyrighted!!! No stealing or else the evil hounds will come after you!!!!! Bwahahahahahahahaha!!!

Chapter 1-People'ses and Descriptionses plus some weird crap

Harrit is weird. Ronita is hyper.very hyper. Chan is.well.Chan! Katarina is evil. Vladimir is.uh.uh.well.um.we'll leave it at that. Martha hates you.and everyone else. Calum is nice, but dangerous. Sean is cool. Ali is a hairdresser. Julia is groovy. Roslyn is a devil. Don is odd, strange, and extremely.weird!!! Jeanne is a prankster and in league with Don.

One day all these weird people gathered to have a weird meeting in a weird place at a weird time with weird intentions. This weird place is a weird building with weird windows and weird doors. Got the picture? It's just weird!!!

Anyways, they met and decided to talk and stuff. Yeah.. Harrit runs in late and slams into every person in the room heading to a seat next to Ronita. Ronita snickered. "You're late, HAIR-IT!!!"

Just for reference: Harrit, Ronita, and Chan are triplets and are 11 years old. Katarina and Vladimir are twins (12). Martha(12) and Calum(11) are bro and sis. Sean(15) and Ali(13) are dating. Julia(13) is Ali's best friend. Roslyn(15) and Don(13) are bro and sis. Jeanne(15) is not related to any of them, but is still in league with Don!

Sean stood up to call this weird meeting to order. "Yo my homies. Ok, just trying it on. SILENCE, UH.friends!"

Everyone was silent. Martha stood up to read the minutes from the last meeting. "There were no minutes, you asses. We've never had a meeting. Duh!" She sat down.

Chan pulled out a piece of paper and stood up. "Umm. we have 2 cents from Harrit who has kindly given up her pennies from her shoes." Harrit's eyes filled with tears and she began to cry over her lost pennies. Chan sat down.

Jeanne stood up now. "I want to call this meeting to order. So shut up and listen to the prez, Seen."

Martha rolled her eyes. "It's already in order, idjut. Why do you think we've read off this crap? Duh!"

Sean just smiled, continuing. "I have no bloody idea why anyone is bloody here. I don't even know why I bloody am here. Ok? So, let's discuss no further. Except to say, that we are all freaks who don't know why we're here. Do I normally talk like this?" Rest of the people all say "NO, RETARD!" in unison.

"Ok, well, I guess that's all. Anyone wanna talk?"

Martha glared at everyone. "Yeah. I'd like to state that you're all a bunch of retarded apes. Duh!"

Calum smiled cheerily at her. "Now, Martha. That's not nice at all. Take it back now."

Martha glared some more. "NEVER!!! DUH!!!"

Roslyn stood up. "Do any of you have any common sense whatsoever?" Silence. "I'll take that as a no. Can't you see? We're all here because we're all clinically insane." Suddenly, she turned into a nasty orc from LOTR and screamed, "BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" She disappeared and the doors and windows of the room were all gone and all that was left was darkness.

Harrit whimpered. "I'm scared of the dark." Chan glared in Harrit general direction. "You're scared of everything!"

The big bad Katarina began to suck her thumb. Everyone else was quiet. Then suddenly............The therapist walked in.

A/N: Ok. Chapter 1 is done. Chapter 2 won't take long to put up, 'cause we're gonna work on it like..now! You'll find out what's really happening.