Note thingy: Uhh.we're weird. Have a weird fun time reading our weird story
about weird people'ses.
Disclaimer thing: We do not own the orc from the last chapter. We do not own anything 'cept the characters we introduced last chap. So there ::sticks tongue out::
Chapter 2- The Therapist
Voldemort stood in the doorway. He was the therapist. Everyone stared at him in awe. He looked at them. "You are all insane, and therefore must face your worst nightmares before I'll let you go free. DROP AND GIVE ME TWENTY!!!!"
Everyone dropped to the ground. Then Harrit voiced the question in everyone's mind. "Twenty what?"
Voldemort grinned. "Exactly."
Everyone was upon him in a moment. "Why are you evil?" Harrit asked. "Is that your real face?" Ronita screamed. "Why do you hate Harry?" Chan screeched. "Being nice is always a key to getting friends." Calum added with a grin. "Give peace a chance." Julia said. "Is it true that you've kicked more ass than I have?" Katarina questioned. "He's evil. Duh!" Martha yelled at Katarina. "Right." Vladimir suggested. "Can I do your hair?" Ali contributed. "Is being evil cool?" Jeanne interrogated. "Of course it is!" Don hallooed. "Am I sexual?" Sean bellowed. Everyone stared at him then went back to questioning Voldemort.
And now Voldemort was going insane. "Stop asking me questions!!! Argh!" He pulled out a really long knife and stuck it really deep into his really big chest. Everyone cried for two minutes.
"What'd he mean, worst nightmares?" Harrit asked. She was shaking visibly from head to toe.
"Dunno. Duh!" Martha said.
Then they were all sucked into a time warp thing that we shall call Tim.
A/N: Thus chapter 2 ends. It's short, but there's not much we can say about Voldie. Tata!
Disclaimer thing: We do not own the orc from the last chapter. We do not own anything 'cept the characters we introduced last chap. So there ::sticks tongue out::
Chapter 2- The Therapist
Voldemort stood in the doorway. He was the therapist. Everyone stared at him in awe. He looked at them. "You are all insane, and therefore must face your worst nightmares before I'll let you go free. DROP AND GIVE ME TWENTY!!!!"
Everyone dropped to the ground. Then Harrit voiced the question in everyone's mind. "Twenty what?"
Voldemort grinned. "Exactly."
Everyone was upon him in a moment. "Why are you evil?" Harrit asked. "Is that your real face?" Ronita screamed. "Why do you hate Harry?" Chan screeched. "Being nice is always a key to getting friends." Calum added with a grin. "Give peace a chance." Julia said. "Is it true that you've kicked more ass than I have?" Katarina questioned. "He's evil. Duh!" Martha yelled at Katarina. "Right." Vladimir suggested. "Can I do your hair?" Ali contributed. "Is being evil cool?" Jeanne interrogated. "Of course it is!" Don hallooed. "Am I sexual?" Sean bellowed. Everyone stared at him then went back to questioning Voldemort.
And now Voldemort was going insane. "Stop asking me questions!!! Argh!" He pulled out a really long knife and stuck it really deep into his really big chest. Everyone cried for two minutes.
"What'd he mean, worst nightmares?" Harrit asked. She was shaking visibly from head to toe.
"Dunno. Duh!" Martha said.
Then they were all sucked into a time warp thing that we shall call Tim.
A/N: Thus chapter 2 ends. It's short, but there's not much we can say about Voldie. Tata!