Kg: MWAHAHAH IM BAAAACK... erm yeah.. O_O....... and I still dont own it...
but I OWN THIS MIGHTY HAND SANDWHICH!!! * sets the sandwhich on the ground
and bows before it * Im not worthy of your sandwhichness....
JL: Riiiiight.... well hmm- * is interupted by Kg *
Kg: MWAHAHAHAHAHA I GOTS PAYED $200 DOLLARS!!! ^_^....
JL: By who and why??
Kg: Mrm.. By a reviewer and uhm uhmm I have to whack Yami * points to yami who is stuffing her ham sandwhich in his mouth * NUUUUUUUUUUU HE ATE HAMMY!!!!! ;.;
JL: MRM HE WILL PAYYYYYYYYYY!!!! * shakes fist menacingly *
Kaiba : * wanders into Kg's front yard with a skirt and bra on and starts doing the can can... *
Joey: O_o;;; Im still sane I fink...
Kg: * belches * I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING IM DRINKING SODA!!!! ^_^ * soda can magically appears in her hand *
A/N: PEPSI COPIED COCA COLA!!! THE MADE * looks around all paranoid like * VANILLA COKE!!! IM BOYCOTTING PEPSI VANILLA COKE... erm * starts dehydrating sips the pepsi * Hey nevermind I like this stuff ^_______________^
A/N ( part two ) : THAT WAS A LONG ASS AUTHORS NOTE!!! O_O AND IT WAS ABOUT SOMETHING POINTLESS!! O_O
Kg: * grabs a rubber malet *
Joey: * runs to kg's fridge and finds hot dogs... looks at them and dresses them up to get married *
JL: your gunna do it huh?? * looks at kg *
Kg: * nods and prays * PLEASE DONT KILL ME YAMI FANS O___O;;;; ermm * points to the tree * HE DID IT!! YEAH HIM!!!
Yami: * falls asleep *
Kg: Okay I cant do it.... killing someone in thier sleep is unethnical for me. O_O;;
Freddy Kruegar: BUT I CAN DO IT!!!! * goes into yami's dream and chases him with a pick axe *
Everyone else cept' Kaiba: O_O;; YAMI WAKE UP!!!!!
Joey: * has hot dogs up his nose... looks at yami and throws hot dogs at him * WAKEE WAKEE EGGS AND BAKEEEE!!!
Kg: MRM!!!! * sprays yami with a hose * UP!! UP I SAY!!!!
JL: * plays yami's tummy like bongo's * BABALOO!!!!!!
~~~~ Yami's dream sequence ~~~
Yami: * skiping through a field of daisy * oohhh look a bunny!!! * bends over to pick it up *
Freddy Kruegar: * shoves the pick axe up yami's buns *
A/N: O_O;;;;
Yami: * drops the rabbit * Yugi?? * turns around to see Freddy Kruegar * Yugi take off the mask!! * tries to take off Freddy's Face * Hmmm your not Yugi are you??
A/N: He's not the brightest crayon in the box now is he O_O;;
Freddy Kruegar: * grins and rapes yami *
~~~~ Mean while back to the real world ~~~~
JL: Uhmmm Kg.... why's Yami smiling like that???
Kg: * blinks * erm... I dont wanna know O_O;;
Yugi: * dances around the yard * IM A POLAR BEAR!!! .... OINK OINK!!!! * flaps his arms *
Cars beep go off the road at the sight of kaiba in the front yard doing the can can.
Kg: mrm... be back must retrive kaiba... he's making the insurance company's mad.. * storms off to get kaiba*
~~~~ Back to Yami's dream ~~~~
Yami: * is in the daisy field smoking a cigerette laying next to freddy who is doing the same. *
Freddy Kruegar: Okay you die now * claws at Yami's throat as he chokes and kicks around
2 hours later----
Yami: * still kicking around stops and lays on the ground assumed dead *
Freddy Kruegar: My work here is done.
Yami: * twitches violently *
Freddy Kruegar: Or not....
Kg: *some how sneaks into his dream with kaiba and whaps yami on the head and leaves the dream with kaiba *
Yami: * is dead now??? *
~~~~ and back to reality ( if you wanna call it that ) ~~~~
Freddy Kruegar: * takes the 200$ from Kg *
Kg: HEYYYYY!!!!!!! * sprays him with her bugspray *
Freddy Kruegar: * runs off *
Kaiba: IF YOU LIKE PINA COLADA'S!!!! * goes into song *
Kg: NOOOO NO SONGS!!! * whaps him * AND IF YOUR GOING TO WEAR A SKIRT WAX OR SOMETHING!!!
Kaiba: * scratches his butt and burps *
JL: PHEW KAIBA HAS RANCID BREATH!!! * passes out *
A/N: Well that was ooc for kaiba but then again him doing the can can in my front yard is also ooc..
Kg: Well I gotta get rid of yami's body now... * puts on a haz mat suit and drags his body to her front yard. makes a sign saying hes for sale for 50 bucks *
Rabid fan girls come along and fight over his body.... an all out brawl occurs in Kg's front yard as she backs away whistling.
Kaiba: uhmm Im going streaking!!! * starts gets naked and climbs up on kg's roof *
Kg: KAIBA!!! GET DOWN FROM THERE!!!!! * covers eyes * DONT MAKE ME GET NAGOME TO TURN YOU INTO PLASTIC MAN!!!
Kaiba: Whose plastic man??
Kg: * smacks forhead * MICHAEL JACKSON!!!!! O__O;;
Kaiba: AHHHHHHHHHH * jumps off the roof and lands in her pool * WOOOOO LOOKA ME IM SKINNY DIPPIN'!!!!!
Kg: Ermmm * hears the fangirls beating each other with trashcans * ermm kaiba and joey.... we should go inside..... * picks up JL and bring her in *
Kaiba: * grabs a sock and put it on lil kaiba and goes inside * MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
A/N: I regret saying lil kaiba * shudders *
Joey: * makes the hot dogs make out and goes in the house * HEY MOMMA HOT DOGS GUNNA AVE A BABY!!!
A trash can flies through the window as a fagirl jumps in and retrives her trash can and walks back out.
Kg: * hears a ripping noise and looks out the window to see that yami's hair was ripped off his head *
Random Fangirl 7,890 : LOOK I GOT HIS HAIR OH MYYYY GOD!!!! * screams and puts it on her head*
Random fangirl 3,500 : WELL I GOT HIS SHOE!!!! * beats random fangirl 7,890 with it and steal yami's hair from her *
Kg: errr Im going to lock down my house now O_O
New Narrator: HEY GUESS WHAT I GET PAYED IN SUGAR!! AND AND AND AND AND I GET TO TALK AT THE END AND HAVE THE LAST WORD AND AND AND AND OWWWW KG IS THROWING SHOES AT ME SO I GUESS I SHOULD GET ON WITH THE - OWWW THAT ONE WAS A HIGH HEEL!!!! ERRRR ANYWAYS KG HAS TO BOARD UP HER WINDOWS AND AND AND AND AND AND AND ERRRR SHE WILL BE BACK IN THE NEXT CHAPTER IF YOU GUYS GIVE HER UHMMMM
Kg: What the dunder headed narrator is trying to say is that if you review this and give me any suggestions then I might consider doing it, no flames though ^_^ I dont like flames.... soooo thank you to all my wonderful reviewers and see ya next chapter ^-^................ mrm maybe paying people in sugar is a bad idea O_O;;
JL: Riiiiight.... well hmm- * is interupted by Kg *
Kg: MWAHAHAHAHAHA I GOTS PAYED $200 DOLLARS!!! ^_^....
JL: By who and why??
Kg: Mrm.. By a reviewer and uhm uhmm I have to whack Yami * points to yami who is stuffing her ham sandwhich in his mouth * NUUUUUUUUUUU HE ATE HAMMY!!!!! ;.;
JL: MRM HE WILL PAYYYYYYYYYY!!!! * shakes fist menacingly *
Kaiba : * wanders into Kg's front yard with a skirt and bra on and starts doing the can can... *
Joey: O_o;;; Im still sane I fink...
Kg: * belches * I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING IM DRINKING SODA!!!! ^_^ * soda can magically appears in her hand *
A/N: PEPSI COPIED COCA COLA!!! THE MADE * looks around all paranoid like * VANILLA COKE!!! IM BOYCOTTING PEPSI VANILLA COKE... erm * starts dehydrating sips the pepsi * Hey nevermind I like this stuff ^_______________^
A/N ( part two ) : THAT WAS A LONG ASS AUTHORS NOTE!!! O_O AND IT WAS ABOUT SOMETHING POINTLESS!! O_O
Kg: * grabs a rubber malet *
Joey: * runs to kg's fridge and finds hot dogs... looks at them and dresses them up to get married *
JL: your gunna do it huh?? * looks at kg *
Kg: * nods and prays * PLEASE DONT KILL ME YAMI FANS O___O;;;; ermm * points to the tree * HE DID IT!! YEAH HIM!!!
Yami: * falls asleep *
Kg: Okay I cant do it.... killing someone in thier sleep is unethnical for me. O_O;;
Freddy Kruegar: BUT I CAN DO IT!!!! * goes into yami's dream and chases him with a pick axe *
Everyone else cept' Kaiba: O_O;; YAMI WAKE UP!!!!!
Joey: * has hot dogs up his nose... looks at yami and throws hot dogs at him * WAKEE WAKEE EGGS AND BAKEEEE!!!
Kg: MRM!!!! * sprays yami with a hose * UP!! UP I SAY!!!!
JL: * plays yami's tummy like bongo's * BABALOO!!!!!!
~~~~ Yami's dream sequence ~~~
Yami: * skiping through a field of daisy * oohhh look a bunny!!! * bends over to pick it up *
Freddy Kruegar: * shoves the pick axe up yami's buns *
A/N: O_O;;;;
Yami: * drops the rabbit * Yugi?? * turns around to see Freddy Kruegar * Yugi take off the mask!! * tries to take off Freddy's Face * Hmmm your not Yugi are you??
A/N: He's not the brightest crayon in the box now is he O_O;;
Freddy Kruegar: * grins and rapes yami *
~~~~ Mean while back to the real world ~~~~
JL: Uhmmm Kg.... why's Yami smiling like that???
Kg: * blinks * erm... I dont wanna know O_O;;
Yugi: * dances around the yard * IM A POLAR BEAR!!! .... OINK OINK!!!! * flaps his arms *
Cars beep go off the road at the sight of kaiba in the front yard doing the can can.
Kg: mrm... be back must retrive kaiba... he's making the insurance company's mad.. * storms off to get kaiba*
~~~~ Back to Yami's dream ~~~~
Yami: * is in the daisy field smoking a cigerette laying next to freddy who is doing the same. *
Freddy Kruegar: Okay you die now * claws at Yami's throat as he chokes and kicks around
2 hours later----
Yami: * still kicking around stops and lays on the ground assumed dead *
Freddy Kruegar: My work here is done.
Yami: * twitches violently *
Freddy Kruegar: Or not....
Kg: *some how sneaks into his dream with kaiba and whaps yami on the head and leaves the dream with kaiba *
Yami: * is dead now??? *
~~~~ and back to reality ( if you wanna call it that ) ~~~~
Freddy Kruegar: * takes the 200$ from Kg *
Kg: HEYYYYY!!!!!!! * sprays him with her bugspray *
Freddy Kruegar: * runs off *
Kaiba: IF YOU LIKE PINA COLADA'S!!!! * goes into song *
Kg: NOOOO NO SONGS!!! * whaps him * AND IF YOUR GOING TO WEAR A SKIRT WAX OR SOMETHING!!!
Kaiba: * scratches his butt and burps *
JL: PHEW KAIBA HAS RANCID BREATH!!! * passes out *
A/N: Well that was ooc for kaiba but then again him doing the can can in my front yard is also ooc..
Kg: Well I gotta get rid of yami's body now... * puts on a haz mat suit and drags his body to her front yard. makes a sign saying hes for sale for 50 bucks *
Rabid fan girls come along and fight over his body.... an all out brawl occurs in Kg's front yard as she backs away whistling.
Kaiba: uhmm Im going streaking!!! * starts gets naked and climbs up on kg's roof *
Kg: KAIBA!!! GET DOWN FROM THERE!!!!! * covers eyes * DONT MAKE ME GET NAGOME TO TURN YOU INTO PLASTIC MAN!!!
Kaiba: Whose plastic man??
Kg: * smacks forhead * MICHAEL JACKSON!!!!! O__O;;
Kaiba: AHHHHHHHHHH * jumps off the roof and lands in her pool * WOOOOO LOOKA ME IM SKINNY DIPPIN'!!!!!
Kg: Ermmm * hears the fangirls beating each other with trashcans * ermm kaiba and joey.... we should go inside..... * picks up JL and bring her in *
Kaiba: * grabs a sock and put it on lil kaiba and goes inside * MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
A/N: I regret saying lil kaiba * shudders *
Joey: * makes the hot dogs make out and goes in the house * HEY MOMMA HOT DOGS GUNNA AVE A BABY!!!
A trash can flies through the window as a fagirl jumps in and retrives her trash can and walks back out.
Kg: * hears a ripping noise and looks out the window to see that yami's hair was ripped off his head *
Random Fangirl 7,890 : LOOK I GOT HIS HAIR OH MYYYY GOD!!!! * screams and puts it on her head*
Random fangirl 3,500 : WELL I GOT HIS SHOE!!!! * beats random fangirl 7,890 with it and steal yami's hair from her *
Kg: errr Im going to lock down my house now O_O
New Narrator: HEY GUESS WHAT I GET PAYED IN SUGAR!! AND AND AND AND AND I GET TO TALK AT THE END AND HAVE THE LAST WORD AND AND AND AND OWWWW KG IS THROWING SHOES AT ME SO I GUESS I SHOULD GET ON WITH THE - OWWW THAT ONE WAS A HIGH HEEL!!!! ERRRR ANYWAYS KG HAS TO BOARD UP HER WINDOWS AND AND AND AND AND AND AND ERRRR SHE WILL BE BACK IN THE NEXT CHAPTER IF YOU GUYS GIVE HER UHMMMM
Kg: What the dunder headed narrator is trying to say is that if you review this and give me any suggestions then I might consider doing it, no flames though ^_^ I dont like flames.... soooo thank you to all my wonderful reviewers and see ya next chapter ^-^................ mrm maybe paying people in sugar is a bad idea O_O;;