Chapter 2: Zero and Shel... DATING!?!?!?!? WhAt ThE hELL!?!?

Disclaimer: Don't own Rockman Zero. Wish I did though. Then, the Rockman games would be released earlier. But I don't own Capcom, now do I? Anyway, enjoii.

Key / Legend:

' blah ' = thoughts

" blah " = seriously loud scream. ( XD )

" normal " = speaking, etc.

* blah * = location of somesort.

I am also using the Japanese Names.

Shel: Ciel

Zero: Zero

Leviathan

Fafnir: Fefnir

Harpuia: Harpuia

Omega X: "Fake" X

Phantom: Phantom

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* Shel Room *

" Zero.. I can't believe you actually took me out on a date! Thanks, Zero-chan " Shel said. She hugged him tightly, enough to suffocate him. " Ungh.. Uhh.. C-can..'t ... b-breath.. " Zero managed to speak out. Unfortunately, she didn't let go and continued to hug him. " Uhm.. S-shel.. " ask Zero. " Hmm? What? " " L-let g-go.. I-I c-can't breathe!! " said Zero. " Oh.. Oh! Oh! Oops, sorry Zero! " Shel said.

" Lets go and rent a hotel, Zero-chan! " Shel said.

" What? N-no! " Zero said, pretty much scared of what would happen.

" Why not, Zero? I mean, it might actually be pretty good, if I say so myself! " Shel said, having starry eyes.

" Eah, fine.. " Zero replied, not interested in it. They walked over to some random hotel. On the way, lots of havoc had appeared, but they just walked. They arrived at the hotel, but unfortunately, it was Omega X's forte-type thing. A hologram of X was there as the accountant.

* Omega X Base *

" Hi! Welcome to Hell Base! Would you like a room to stay in!? " said the hyper hologram.

" 1 room with one bed, please. " said Shel.

" We have PLENTY of 2 bedders, Ma'am. " said the hologram.

" No, YOU have only ONE bed ROOMS, you GOT it? " she hollared at the designated words, giving him an angry look.

" E-eh.. Su-sure.. " the hologram, actually scared, handed over the key.

" Hmph.. " she took the keys and started walking over to the room. She opened it once they got there and Zero's eyes went wide.

" WHAT!?!? WHAT THE HELL IS UP WITH THIS... THIS.. TINY ASS ROOM!?!!!??! " yelled Zero.

" Actually, I think it's pretty warm and cozy in here. And the one bed is for some fun, if you know what I mean.. hehe.. " Shel said. Zero grabbed her shirt, the frontal area and opened his mouth to speak. " WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH ONE BED!? " Zero yelled, spitting in her face. " Oh.. Zero.. I'm not ready for the rough stuff yet.. " Shel said, winking. Zero then dropped her on the floor and sat on the bed. " Aww.. Now I'm all dirty again.. Time to take a bath. And Zero-chan, NO peeking. " Shel said, winking, and walking into the bathroom. " Oh, don't worry, I have no intention on looking at you. " And Zero then got hit by a bar of soap. " AAIE! What was that for!? " " For being a dumbass.. " Shel went back into the bathroom, undressing her clothes and then she dipped herself into the water and added the bubble bath stuff.

" Aah.. Finally.. No more stinkin' Shel.. I swear she can REALLY piss someone off.. " Zero said.

Shel relaxed in the bath for a few minutes. After about fifteen minutes, she grabbed the shampoo bottle and squirted some out and then noticed a camera. " A camera? How..? " She stared up closer at it, revealing most of her breasts.

* Phantom Base *

" This is great.. Even better than spying on Leviathan! Hehe! " Phantom got smacked by a random hairbrush by Leviathan.

" Shut up, Phantom. " Leviathan left the room and went back to her's. Phantom stood up and brushed himself off and then went back to the screen.

" HAAIEE!! This is too good! I'm in heaven! " Phantom shouts while getting a nosebleed.

* Shel's Room's Bathroom *

" It's probably that pervert Phantom.. bleagh.. " Shel started to wash her hair. After she was done, she called Room Service and a Chun Li type Reploid appeared. " Excuse me, I'd like you to deliver this bar of soap to Phantom. " Shel asked. " What would you like me to do with it? " the Chun Li Type reploid asked. " Throw it at him. " " Alright. " The reploid left and went to Phantom's base.

* Phantom Base *

" Phantom, you have a package waiting for you from Shel. " She said.

" Hmm? Bring it to me. " Phantom said.

" Alright, but I'm going to appologize in advance. " She threw the bar of soap at him and left.

" Gak! " Phantom fell on his back and cracked his spine. " YELP! "

* Shel Room's Bedroom *

" Ahh.. That felt great. Huh, Zero? Zero? " Shel moved her head, looking for him frantically.

" Hmph.. He's probably checking out some girl in the dang lobby.. " Shel said, pissed off.

Zero sat down at the Arcade Machine. He was playing Rockman Zero Arcade Mode, and had just beaten Falcon X, where Zero said ' Too weak. ' Then Omega X appeared behind him. " You play yourself too much.. " said Omega X. " Hah! You're just jealous because I can kick your ass! " said Zero. Omega X countered that with, " Yeah? Well it won't happen in real life! ". " Yeah? Bring it on! "

And the fight began. X whipped out his Falcon Armor and started blasting him, while Zero took out him Z-Saber and slashed him, but only hit him once.

" This way is too inefficient. We shall do this by arm-wrestling. " said Zero. And then his arm got grabbed by Seraph X's large arm and practically crushed his arm.

" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "

The scream was loud enough for the entire Neo Arcadia to hear. Harpuia, Fafnir, Leviathan and Phantom heard this. They rushed over to see what had happened, and found Zero holding his broken arm.

" Hehehahah! Sorry, we couldn't help hearing your girly screams. " Harpuia and Fafnir said. Leviathan then jumped into his arms. " Aww, is Zero-chan hurt? Levi-chan will make it all better. " Leviathan started hugging him closely and smiled. " Tee hee. "

" Girly scream? HAH! I have a manly scr-- Eh!? " Zero blushed deeply when Leviathan jumped into his arms and clinged closer. " EEP! " Shel kicked Zero right on his ass. " Well, he just got his ass kicked. " said Fafnir. " Heheh.. Literally! " Harpuia said.

" ZERO! Are you cheating on me for this.. this.. General!!? " Zero immediately let go, dropping Leviathan. " Uh-uh.. I don't know her! I really don't know her! " He shook his head continuously.

This, unfortunately, made Leviathan sad, and she sort-of fake-cried. " Z- zero.. How could you? Y-you're the one that turned me into a woman.. " said Leviathan. Fafnir and Harpuia's eyes had popped out, shocked, even if it WASN'T true. " HOLY SHIT! " said Fafnir. " And now you've just abandoned and forgotten about me? How, Zero.. " Leviathan said, once again. Shel was pissed and then tapped Zero by the shoulder. " Zero, let's have a nice, long, chat.. " Zero's mouth dropped and he slowly turned over his head.

* Two Hours Later... *

Zero's face layed down on the floor, blood ( which was really ketchup ) covering the entire floor. Harpuia poked him. " Are you alive? " said Harpuia. " Hehehe.. Gotcha! " She said, laughing a bit. Zero then raised his head and shook it wildly. " LEVIATHAN!! "

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End of Chapter 2 -- Anqelikk Requiem: Next chapter will be even more crazy. Also, this story MIGHT have a lemon scene, but I highly doubt it. And I will barely be able to update due to school. Don't worry, though. I'll try to update A.S.A.P, as long as my homework is done. Also, it would REALLY help if you know how to use bolds, italics, and underlines in my fanfics. Anyone know how? If so, place it in the review. PLEEEEEEAAAASSSEEEEE!! I'M BEGGIN' YA! ... Eh...