A/n: I own nothing except me and my coolie Gir socks. I love Gir! Umm... oh yeah.
I LOVE YOU TOO JHONEN!!!! You is so cool(please don't sue me I'm funny. To myself.
Umm... don't sue crazy people. Yes This works. Woot!) Anyways, onward!
Noodle Girl: Hi Everybody! I'm Raven! All fear me bendy noodles! I have here the
total cutie Johnny the Homicidal Maniac, A.K.A Nny!!!
Crowd: *silence*
Noodle Girl: CLAP DAMN YOU!!! *pulls out a bazooka, anime girl style* CLAP!!!
Crowd: *cheers and claps, scared of the tiny girl with the bazooka*
Nny: *groggy* Wh... where am I?
Noodle Girl: You are on my show that is somehow here, despite me having no funds of
which to purchase a timeslot! I love you Nny!!! *ish a fangirl! OH NO!!!*
Nny: Yes, well, that's all very well and good, but I would like to leave now.
*pulls out his knives* Although I should kill you for dragging me here.
Noodle Girl: *not phased* OOOOH!!!! SHINY!!! *grabs the knife and sniffs the handle*
I got's me a Nny knife! It retains your smell! Thank you leather! Mua ha! *hides the knife
in her coat. A striped sock falls onto the floor next to Nny. She promptly picks up the sock
and puts it in her coat.*
Nny: *sees the sock, and, realizing he has only one striped sock, looks at her angrily,
pulling out another knife* Why the hell do you have my sock?
Noodle Girl: Cuz. I loves it. And it reminds me of you.
Nny: What the Fook? You stole my sock you little bitch!
Noodle Girl: SILENCE NNY! *eyes flash from green to red* Quiet now or I will glomp you.
Nny: *afraid of the fangirl* Ok...
Noodle Girl: *eyes green again* Good! Yayness and such! *stares at him*
Nny: Why are you saring at me? You're a creepy fangirl!
Noodle Girl: *ignoring the comment* And now, welcome our next guest, Jhonen!
Jhonen: *pushed onstage by poles* The hell? Where am I? Why am I here?
And why have I only one sock?
Noodle Girl: *hiding another sock deeper into her coat* One: you is on my TV show!
Two: Because I think you're a hottie. Three... Umm, I dunno!
Jhonen: *Raises an eyebrow* Riiight...
Noodle Girl: SIT! Now! *eyes flash red then green*
Jhonen: *eeps and then sits down*
Nny: *eyes go all wierd (one bulgy, one squinty)* I am leaving! *whips out another knife*
NOW!!!!
Noodle Girl: Hmmm... NOPE! You can't leave until you either dance around buck naked outside
and sing, "I'm a Little Teapot" in the cold, of you kiss me!
Nny: *thinks for a second and looks down. Somehow, his knives are gone and NG is stuffing
them in her coat. He huffs and takes off his shirt, heading outside.*
Noodle Girl: *looks hurt for a moment, but then grabs Jhonenand heads outside*
Jhonen: Aagh!!!
** Noodle Girl, Nny, and Jhonen are outside. A crowd gathers around them**
Nny: *dancing buck naked and shivering* I'm a little teapot, short and stout...
*mumbles, "I am going to kill you for this"* Here is my handle, here is my spout...
Noodle Girl: Good, good. You can go now. I still have Jhonen!
Jhonen: Help!
Noodle Girl: *slaps Jhonen's ass* C'mon, debbie!
*Nny leaves after putting his clothes on, thinking up cruel ways to torture Noodle Girl
While Noodle Girl glomps Jhonen*
Jhonen: Make my pain end!!!
Noodle Girl: C'mon, let's go have FUN!!!
**Noodle Girl drags away a struggling Jhonen as the screen fades out**
THE END!!!
R&R Please! Much love! I'm gonn go play with matches now.
I LOVE YOU TOO JHONEN!!!! You is so cool(please don't sue me I'm funny. To myself.
Umm... don't sue crazy people. Yes This works. Woot!) Anyways, onward!
Noodle Girl: Hi Everybody! I'm Raven! All fear me bendy noodles! I have here the
total cutie Johnny the Homicidal Maniac, A.K.A Nny!!!
Crowd: *silence*
Noodle Girl: CLAP DAMN YOU!!! *pulls out a bazooka, anime girl style* CLAP!!!
Crowd: *cheers and claps, scared of the tiny girl with the bazooka*
Nny: *groggy* Wh... where am I?
Noodle Girl: You are on my show that is somehow here, despite me having no funds of
which to purchase a timeslot! I love you Nny!!! *ish a fangirl! OH NO!!!*
Nny: Yes, well, that's all very well and good, but I would like to leave now.
*pulls out his knives* Although I should kill you for dragging me here.
Noodle Girl: *not phased* OOOOH!!!! SHINY!!! *grabs the knife and sniffs the handle*
I got's me a Nny knife! It retains your smell! Thank you leather! Mua ha! *hides the knife
in her coat. A striped sock falls onto the floor next to Nny. She promptly picks up the sock
and puts it in her coat.*
Nny: *sees the sock, and, realizing he has only one striped sock, looks at her angrily,
pulling out another knife* Why the hell do you have my sock?
Noodle Girl: Cuz. I loves it. And it reminds me of you.
Nny: What the Fook? You stole my sock you little bitch!
Noodle Girl: SILENCE NNY! *eyes flash from green to red* Quiet now or I will glomp you.
Nny: *afraid of the fangirl* Ok...
Noodle Girl: *eyes green again* Good! Yayness and such! *stares at him*
Nny: Why are you saring at me? You're a creepy fangirl!
Noodle Girl: *ignoring the comment* And now, welcome our next guest, Jhonen!
Jhonen: *pushed onstage by poles* The hell? Where am I? Why am I here?
And why have I only one sock?
Noodle Girl: *hiding another sock deeper into her coat* One: you is on my TV show!
Two: Because I think you're a hottie. Three... Umm, I dunno!
Jhonen: *Raises an eyebrow* Riiight...
Noodle Girl: SIT! Now! *eyes flash red then green*
Jhonen: *eeps and then sits down*
Nny: *eyes go all wierd (one bulgy, one squinty)* I am leaving! *whips out another knife*
NOW!!!!
Noodle Girl: Hmmm... NOPE! You can't leave until you either dance around buck naked outside
and sing, "I'm a Little Teapot" in the cold, of you kiss me!
Nny: *thinks for a second and looks down. Somehow, his knives are gone and NG is stuffing
them in her coat. He huffs and takes off his shirt, heading outside.*
Noodle Girl: *looks hurt for a moment, but then grabs Jhonenand heads outside*
Jhonen: Aagh!!!
** Noodle Girl, Nny, and Jhonen are outside. A crowd gathers around them**
Nny: *dancing buck naked and shivering* I'm a little teapot, short and stout...
*mumbles, "I am going to kill you for this"* Here is my handle, here is my spout...
Noodle Girl: Good, good. You can go now. I still have Jhonen!
Jhonen: Help!
Noodle Girl: *slaps Jhonen's ass* C'mon, debbie!
*Nny leaves after putting his clothes on, thinking up cruel ways to torture Noodle Girl
While Noodle Girl glomps Jhonen*
Jhonen: Make my pain end!!!
Noodle Girl: C'mon, let's go have FUN!!!
**Noodle Girl drags away a struggling Jhonen as the screen fades out**
THE END!!!
R&R Please! Much love! I'm gonn go play with matches now.