A/N: All right.the last time I wrote this, my mind was wandering. Now, I'm
wide-awake and I'm going to try to be a little more creative. ^_^
Disclaimer: Believe it or not, I don't even know WHO owns Kenshin. I just like the show, so I'm writing fan fiction. If I owned the rights to the show, I'd be sitting pretty. ^_^
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Chapter 2: Don't lick the blade
Sano had not been as drunk as Kenshin, simply because he was used to large doses of sake. He had not lost his senses as much as Kenshin, but he still felt the effects. After they sat in the same spot for a few minutes, Sanosuke stood up, walked over to Kenshin, and flung him over his shoulder.
"We need to get you home, that we do." Sano said, oddly sounding like Kenshin. "If you stay here, you're bound to catch a case of epilepsy." He carried Kenshin outside, and down the streets of Tokyo.
Kenshin was limp, hanging over Sanosuke's shoulder. He let out an occasional hiccup, the only sign he was still alive. "Orororoooo" he groaned weakly, trying to release himself from Sano's grasp.
"OI! KENSHIN!" Sano mumbled. He had trouble keeping hold of Kenshin, because he couldn't keep his own balance. Suddenly, he stopped and dropped Kenshin flat on his face.
"URRRRRG!" Kenshin yelled as he slammed into the ground.
Sanosuke ran into an alleyway close by. Kenshin could hear Sano coughing, then the splash of liquid hitting the road. He started laughing at Sano. "I've never seen you this drunk, baka."
Sano rushed out of the alleyway, the front of his shirt wet and disgusting. "Did you call me baka?!" he yelled. As he neared Kenshin, Sano tripped.
"Baka." Kenshin said once again. "Taihen baka."
"Oi.Kenshin." Sano said weakly. "Why'd you go Japanese on me? You're supposed to speak English."
Kenshin's eyebrows twitched. "Demo.demo." He had been confused. "Oi, baka." Kenshin imitated Sano. "You did that on purpose."
"Did what?" Sanosuke asked, face still planted in the dirt.
"You think I'm part of the paper machete group, don't you?" Kenshin asked suspiciously.
Sano couldn't help but burst out laughing. He sat up, but fell on his back in gales of laughter.
Kenshin stared at him for a moment then turned his back to him. He suddenly noticed his sword. He unsheathed it and admired his reverse blade. "You, my friend, need a bath." Kenshin told his sword. He began licking it, as he had seen Saito do before.
"OI! KENSHIN!" Sano said as he stood up. He appeared sober now. "DON'T LICK THE BLADE!"
Kenshin stopped suddenly and held his sword out to Sano. "Do YOU want to give him a bath?"
Sanosuke's expression turned from annoyance, to disgust, to drunk once again. "You're one strange monkey."
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A/N: Ok.I'M one strange monkey. ^_^ Maybe you're strange too if you're actually reading this. If I get even ONE good review, I'll be happy. I'm doing this for the sake of laughs, so that's what I'm hoping to receive. If you're curious what will happen in the next chapter.let's just say that have no clue at all. I'm just as clueless about where they are going as they are. LOL
Disclaimer: Believe it or not, I don't even know WHO owns Kenshin. I just like the show, so I'm writing fan fiction. If I owned the rights to the show, I'd be sitting pretty. ^_^
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Chapter 2: Don't lick the blade
Sano had not been as drunk as Kenshin, simply because he was used to large doses of sake. He had not lost his senses as much as Kenshin, but he still felt the effects. After they sat in the same spot for a few minutes, Sanosuke stood up, walked over to Kenshin, and flung him over his shoulder.
"We need to get you home, that we do." Sano said, oddly sounding like Kenshin. "If you stay here, you're bound to catch a case of epilepsy." He carried Kenshin outside, and down the streets of Tokyo.
Kenshin was limp, hanging over Sanosuke's shoulder. He let out an occasional hiccup, the only sign he was still alive. "Orororoooo" he groaned weakly, trying to release himself from Sano's grasp.
"OI! KENSHIN!" Sano mumbled. He had trouble keeping hold of Kenshin, because he couldn't keep his own balance. Suddenly, he stopped and dropped Kenshin flat on his face.
"URRRRRG!" Kenshin yelled as he slammed into the ground.
Sanosuke ran into an alleyway close by. Kenshin could hear Sano coughing, then the splash of liquid hitting the road. He started laughing at Sano. "I've never seen you this drunk, baka."
Sano rushed out of the alleyway, the front of his shirt wet and disgusting. "Did you call me baka?!" he yelled. As he neared Kenshin, Sano tripped.
"Baka." Kenshin said once again. "Taihen baka."
"Oi.Kenshin." Sano said weakly. "Why'd you go Japanese on me? You're supposed to speak English."
Kenshin's eyebrows twitched. "Demo.demo." He had been confused. "Oi, baka." Kenshin imitated Sano. "You did that on purpose."
"Did what?" Sanosuke asked, face still planted in the dirt.
"You think I'm part of the paper machete group, don't you?" Kenshin asked suspiciously.
Sano couldn't help but burst out laughing. He sat up, but fell on his back in gales of laughter.
Kenshin stared at him for a moment then turned his back to him. He suddenly noticed his sword. He unsheathed it and admired his reverse blade. "You, my friend, need a bath." Kenshin told his sword. He began licking it, as he had seen Saito do before.
"OI! KENSHIN!" Sano said as he stood up. He appeared sober now. "DON'T LICK THE BLADE!"
Kenshin stopped suddenly and held his sword out to Sano. "Do YOU want to give him a bath?"
Sanosuke's expression turned from annoyance, to disgust, to drunk once again. "You're one strange monkey."
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A/N: Ok.I'M one strange monkey. ^_^ Maybe you're strange too if you're actually reading this. If I get even ONE good review, I'll be happy. I'm doing this for the sake of laughs, so that's what I'm hoping to receive. If you're curious what will happen in the next chapter.let's just say that have no clue at all. I'm just as clueless about where they are going as they are. LOL