A/N: Ok.now things may just get a little crazier. In a chapter or two I
think they're going to start sobering up, but we'll just have to see about
that. ^_^ OH! If anyone has a problem with my content or if you think
I'm making fun of Kenshin.go read some other fan fictions. I've read worse
than this, so don't hassle me. ^_^ Sorry to sound rude, but I just wanted
to get that over with. Ok.now for the little disclaimer thingy.
Disclaimer: Who would assume I have money to purchase the rights? Well.even if I make up my own characters in these fan fictions, I may not claim my rights. I'm a pretty open guy, so I don't mind if someone uses my characters.but I WOULD like to know about it just in case someone questions you or me.
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Chapter 3: Shock! Reverse Blade Sword Named!
Kenshin stands in the middle of the road, loosely gripping his sword at his side.
"Monkey" He stammers. "Watashi. Saru." Kenshin began laughing. Soon enough, his laughter turned into girlish giggling.
Sano began laughing nervously at the sound of Kenshin giggling.
Kenshin had his hand over his mouth in an attempt to cease giggling, but to no avail. It only amused him further, causing louder giggling. After many attempts to calm himself, Kenshin fell to the ground in loud gales of high- pitched laughing. He sounded remarkably like Kaoru.
Sanosuke began backing away from the horrifying sight of Kenshin on the ground laughing his head off, his voice now as high as the Tokyo tower.which had been only a 20-foot high guard tower at the time.
Kenshin began rolling in the dirt, laughing too hard to be audible. He held his stomach in another attempt to cease laughing.
Sanosuke stared at Kenshin for 10 minutes straight. The only thing he could make out was a big, red and pink blob rolling around yelling. Frightened at the sight, Sano ran off, screaming like a girl, leaving Kenshin in his own space of amusement.
"HADES HAS RISEN!" Sano yelled as he ran down the alleyways and roads of Tokyo. "HADES HAS RISEN! HADES HAS-ARGH!" He ran straight into a wall and plopped onto his back. Sano stared into the sky, which had the odd shape of a deformed sponge. He could make out colors of orange and green dancing in the clouds like dandelions in a field of mice. "Oi Kenshin!" he yelled. "Where'd you get the stew?"
Kenshin, who remained on the ground, had just finished up his session of laughter. He too was staring into the sky of eyes. There were many eyes peering down on Kenshin, as if to insult him. Suddenly, the eyes grew smaller and a face became visible.
"Baka apprentice!" His master had found him lying on the ground laughing. "What has gotten into you?" Hiko pulled Kenshin to his feet.
"Monkey" Kenshin said, amused. He began laughing again, but not as hard.
"WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?" Hiko roared.
"Mon-monkey." Kenshin stuttered. "Baka monkey."
Hiko stared deep into Kenshin's eyes. "You're drunk"
"Just..a..little" Kenshin said slowly. "I had a few daisies, that I told my baka master"
Hiko just stared at Kenshin, speechless. "Fine!" he yelled, throwing Kenshin back to the ground. "If you're going to be reckless, I'll have no choice but to take your sword away."
"NO!" Kenshin screamed. He snatched his sword from the ground. "LEPROSY ISN'T GOING ANYWHERE!"
Hiko looked dumbfounded. "You named your sword? YOU NAMED YOUR SWORD AFTER A DISEASE?" He laughed. "Well, it's an appropriate disease to name it after." He walked away, laughing, finally giving up on Kenshin.
Kenshin began rubbing the side of the sword against his cheek. "Nothing will take my leprosy from me." He said contently.
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A/N: Amused yet? I am. In case you didn't know, leprosy is a disease where your body parts can fall off. I'm not too clear on the whole thing, but it's pretty nasty. LOL. I hope you enjoyed that. More will be up before tomorrow is over, I'm sure. ^_^ I can't keep from writing for that long.
Disclaimer: Who would assume I have money to purchase the rights? Well.even if I make up my own characters in these fan fictions, I may not claim my rights. I'm a pretty open guy, so I don't mind if someone uses my characters.but I WOULD like to know about it just in case someone questions you or me.
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Chapter 3: Shock! Reverse Blade Sword Named!
Kenshin stands in the middle of the road, loosely gripping his sword at his side.
"Monkey" He stammers. "Watashi. Saru." Kenshin began laughing. Soon enough, his laughter turned into girlish giggling.
Sano began laughing nervously at the sound of Kenshin giggling.
Kenshin had his hand over his mouth in an attempt to cease giggling, but to no avail. It only amused him further, causing louder giggling. After many attempts to calm himself, Kenshin fell to the ground in loud gales of high- pitched laughing. He sounded remarkably like Kaoru.
Sanosuke began backing away from the horrifying sight of Kenshin on the ground laughing his head off, his voice now as high as the Tokyo tower.which had been only a 20-foot high guard tower at the time.
Kenshin began rolling in the dirt, laughing too hard to be audible. He held his stomach in another attempt to cease laughing.
Sanosuke stared at Kenshin for 10 minutes straight. The only thing he could make out was a big, red and pink blob rolling around yelling. Frightened at the sight, Sano ran off, screaming like a girl, leaving Kenshin in his own space of amusement.
"HADES HAS RISEN!" Sano yelled as he ran down the alleyways and roads of Tokyo. "HADES HAS RISEN! HADES HAS-ARGH!" He ran straight into a wall and plopped onto his back. Sano stared into the sky, which had the odd shape of a deformed sponge. He could make out colors of orange and green dancing in the clouds like dandelions in a field of mice. "Oi Kenshin!" he yelled. "Where'd you get the stew?"
Kenshin, who remained on the ground, had just finished up his session of laughter. He too was staring into the sky of eyes. There were many eyes peering down on Kenshin, as if to insult him. Suddenly, the eyes grew smaller and a face became visible.
"Baka apprentice!" His master had found him lying on the ground laughing. "What has gotten into you?" Hiko pulled Kenshin to his feet.
"Monkey" Kenshin said, amused. He began laughing again, but not as hard.
"WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?" Hiko roared.
"Mon-monkey." Kenshin stuttered. "Baka monkey."
Hiko stared deep into Kenshin's eyes. "You're drunk"
"Just..a..little" Kenshin said slowly. "I had a few daisies, that I told my baka master"
Hiko just stared at Kenshin, speechless. "Fine!" he yelled, throwing Kenshin back to the ground. "If you're going to be reckless, I'll have no choice but to take your sword away."
"NO!" Kenshin screamed. He snatched his sword from the ground. "LEPROSY ISN'T GOING ANYWHERE!"
Hiko looked dumbfounded. "You named your sword? YOU NAMED YOUR SWORD AFTER A DISEASE?" He laughed. "Well, it's an appropriate disease to name it after." He walked away, laughing, finally giving up on Kenshin.
Kenshin began rubbing the side of the sword against his cheek. "Nothing will take my leprosy from me." He said contently.
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A/N: Amused yet? I am. In case you didn't know, leprosy is a disease where your body parts can fall off. I'm not too clear on the whole thing, but it's pretty nasty. LOL. I hope you enjoyed that. More will be up before tomorrow is over, I'm sure. ^_^ I can't keep from writing for that long.