A/N: Leprosy. His sword is named after a horrible disease. Well, what do
you expect from a drunken samurai? By the way, I just got back from the
hospital with writing withdrawals. They said I should write more about
drunks and oddities to prevent any more withdrawals. ^_^
Disclaimer: Ok. Now I own the rights to the name Leprosy for Kenshin's sword, but not really. I can claim that I do, but I haven't purchased anything and I don't seriously claim leprosy as mine. LOL.
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Chapter 4: Kaoru has Leprosy
He looked very happy his master had not taken his Leprosy away. Kenshin had stroked his sword for about 2 minutes when he began singing his version of the Beatles song 'Let it be'.
"When I find myself in times of trouble, Master Hiko comes to me, speaking words of insults. Baka deshi. And in my hour of darkness, he is standing right in front of me, speaking words of insults. Baka deshi." He began laughing at his new lyrics.
Sano, who remained staring at the sky, still wondered where Kenshin had found the stew. Out of frustration, Sano yelled at Kenshin. "KENSHIN! WHERE'D YOU GO!?" He sat up, wondering if Kenshin had slipped into a void of rubber ducks. "I'd better check on him." He said as he attempted to stand, which was a bad idea. He slipped and hit his head hard on the road, knocking himself unconscious.
Kenshin, on the other hand, had stood up straight and regained his balance, though still nowhere near sober. "I wish I could buy a new raccoon." He said to himself, smirking at the thought. He began walking, staring into the sky. "I wish Kaoru were here to see the sky."
"I'm right here, Kenshin!" Kaoru yelled at him. "What are you doing out so late? Everyone is worried about you! And where's Sanosuke!?"
Kenshin slowly turned around to face Kaoru, whose face was red with anger.
"WELL?" she asked impatiently. "What are you doing?"
"Monkey" he mumbled.
Kaoru, angry with Kenshin, yelled, "Don't act stupid! Do you think you can avoid being dragged back to the dojo by confusing me?"
Kenshin began walking towards Kaoru, managing to keep his balance fairly well.
"Don't even try to-" Kaoru began.
She was cut off when Kenshin fell towards Kaoru and wrapped his arms around her neck.
Kaoru smiled, thinking she had been given a hug. "Kensin. I'm sorry I-" She was interrupted again, but this time by a loud hiccup.
"KENSHIN! YOU'RE DRUNK!" she screamed.
"Now. Don't assume. The worst. Of me" he said between hiccups, still slumped over Kaoru. "My mind is still the density of a pencil."
Kaoru pushed him off of her shoulders and back on the ground. "HOW COULD YOU DO THIS?! This isn't like you, Kenshin!"
"Leprosy." Kenshin said, staring at the ground.
"Kenshin. You're not even making sense!" Kaoru stared at Kenshin, worried for his sanity.
"Where is Leprosy?" he asked, searching in the dirt. "Where did my sword go?"
Kaoru, noticing it still in Kenshin's hand, pulled it from his grasp. "If you're not coherent enough to speak, you shouldn't be carrying your sword around!"
Kenshin stared at her, wondering what he should do. They remained there for a few moments when it started raining.
"OHHHHH!" Kenshin yelled rather childishly. He ran in circles, giggling once again.
Kaoru clenched her fists in rage. "FINE! YOU STAY HERE AND ENJOY THE RAIN! I'M GOING BACK TO THE DOJO!"
Kenshin hadn't heard her, but instead enjoyed this newfound pleasure of the night. The tiny droplets of water amused him deeply.
Kaoru turned and ran off, bringing Leprosy back to the dojo.
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A/N: HEH! Leprosy is a fun word to twist around, ne? Kenshin had leprosy, but now Kaoru does. On top of that, she's bringing leprosy back to the dojo to share with everyone. LOL. Ahhhhh. This is fun. ^_^
I appreciate the great reviews I have received. THANKS ALL! I'LL BE SURE TO KEEP THIS UP FOR AT LEAST ANOTHER FOUR CHAPTERS. ^_^
Disclaimer: Ok. Now I own the rights to the name Leprosy for Kenshin's sword, but not really. I can claim that I do, but I haven't purchased anything and I don't seriously claim leprosy as mine. LOL.
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Chapter 4: Kaoru has Leprosy
He looked very happy his master had not taken his Leprosy away. Kenshin had stroked his sword for about 2 minutes when he began singing his version of the Beatles song 'Let it be'.
"When I find myself in times of trouble, Master Hiko comes to me, speaking words of insults. Baka deshi. And in my hour of darkness, he is standing right in front of me, speaking words of insults. Baka deshi." He began laughing at his new lyrics.
Sano, who remained staring at the sky, still wondered where Kenshin had found the stew. Out of frustration, Sano yelled at Kenshin. "KENSHIN! WHERE'D YOU GO!?" He sat up, wondering if Kenshin had slipped into a void of rubber ducks. "I'd better check on him." He said as he attempted to stand, which was a bad idea. He slipped and hit his head hard on the road, knocking himself unconscious.
Kenshin, on the other hand, had stood up straight and regained his balance, though still nowhere near sober. "I wish I could buy a new raccoon." He said to himself, smirking at the thought. He began walking, staring into the sky. "I wish Kaoru were here to see the sky."
"I'm right here, Kenshin!" Kaoru yelled at him. "What are you doing out so late? Everyone is worried about you! And where's Sanosuke!?"
Kenshin slowly turned around to face Kaoru, whose face was red with anger.
"WELL?" she asked impatiently. "What are you doing?"
"Monkey" he mumbled.
Kaoru, angry with Kenshin, yelled, "Don't act stupid! Do you think you can avoid being dragged back to the dojo by confusing me?"
Kenshin began walking towards Kaoru, managing to keep his balance fairly well.
"Don't even try to-" Kaoru began.
She was cut off when Kenshin fell towards Kaoru and wrapped his arms around her neck.
Kaoru smiled, thinking she had been given a hug. "Kensin. I'm sorry I-" She was interrupted again, but this time by a loud hiccup.
"KENSHIN! YOU'RE DRUNK!" she screamed.
"Now. Don't assume. The worst. Of me" he said between hiccups, still slumped over Kaoru. "My mind is still the density of a pencil."
Kaoru pushed him off of her shoulders and back on the ground. "HOW COULD YOU DO THIS?! This isn't like you, Kenshin!"
"Leprosy." Kenshin said, staring at the ground.
"Kenshin. You're not even making sense!" Kaoru stared at Kenshin, worried for his sanity.
"Where is Leprosy?" he asked, searching in the dirt. "Where did my sword go?"
Kaoru, noticing it still in Kenshin's hand, pulled it from his grasp. "If you're not coherent enough to speak, you shouldn't be carrying your sword around!"
Kenshin stared at her, wondering what he should do. They remained there for a few moments when it started raining.
"OHHHHH!" Kenshin yelled rather childishly. He ran in circles, giggling once again.
Kaoru clenched her fists in rage. "FINE! YOU STAY HERE AND ENJOY THE RAIN! I'M GOING BACK TO THE DOJO!"
Kenshin hadn't heard her, but instead enjoyed this newfound pleasure of the night. The tiny droplets of water amused him deeply.
Kaoru turned and ran off, bringing Leprosy back to the dojo.
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A/N: HEH! Leprosy is a fun word to twist around, ne? Kenshin had leprosy, but now Kaoru does. On top of that, she's bringing leprosy back to the dojo to share with everyone. LOL. Ahhhhh. This is fun. ^_^
I appreciate the great reviews I have received. THANKS ALL! I'LL BE SURE TO KEEP THIS UP FOR AT LEAST ANOTHER FOUR CHAPTERS. ^_^