Kitsune: Lookie! I'm gunna be a part of songwinds bishi club! WOOO!!!
Sano: You only did that because you couldn't wait for songwind to make a new chapter.
Miroku: Yeh, As I recall, the last time songwind put up a new chapter you were runing around screaming 'YES!'
Kitsune: Err...... If songwind is reading this, please ignore him. He only says lies, LIES I TELL YOU! LIES!
Yahiko: *twitch*
Kitsune: Lookie! The title is MUCH more differant that most! It says 'field trip' even though its not one! And it's my brothers fault i'm in bishi world, and i'm bringing a friend! Kinda diferant , ne?
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Bishounen Field Trip
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"Owwwchie!" I fell on my butt after falling off the stairs, again. I for one do not like to say my real name, so you can call me Kitsune. My real hair color is brown but I always dyed it blonde. I had fake Kitsune ears on top of my head. I rushed to the door to open it when it rang once, twice, three times, okay it's getting on my nerves. I opened the door and my friend Lizzy practicaly ran over and crushed me.
"Lizzy, get off me!" I weezed from under her. Aparantaly she was about to tackle open the door, I just opened it at the wrong time. Me and Lizzy took our backpacks and slung it on our sholders.
"Oh hello Lizzy, nice of you to come! Oh and Kitsune, please get your brother ready for the picnic today." My mom said. "Hai." I replied. I'm not japanese or anything, actually I'm half korean, I just like using japanese phases. I've said them around the house enough for mom and my brother to understand them. My brother was upstairs, probably on the computer again. The only time I'm on the computer is when it's for four reasons. 1. It's for school. 2. To check my e-mail. 3. To see if my favorite fanfiction stories are updated. And 4. To update my stories.
"Hey Kitsune are you coming to the neighborhood picnic today?" Me and Lizzy where next door neighbors.
"Yeh, I'm coming. Lets go get my brother, fast, or my dog will steal my tenis ball." I said, recalling the last time Buttons, my dog, stole my tenis ball, he slobered all over it. I triped on something and fell off the stairs again, for the third time in one hour.
"OWWWCHIE! Now my butt really hurts! ACK!" I yelled when I landed on my butt again. I looked up at Lizzy and found out that she was laughing. I got up and started chasing her for laughing at me. We pased my brothers room when we heard a weird and LOUD beeping sound coming from his room. It was strange because my brothers sound system for his computer was broken. I took out my pen and started chewing on it again. It's not like I chew on things when I'm nervous. Accualy I have an adiction to chew things when I start to feel too much of one emotion or when i'm reading or writing a fanfiction.
"Kitsune, I thought you said your brothers computer sound system was broken." Lizzy said. We were walking to the door to see what was going on in there.
"It was broken, Liz." I replied and opened the door. I saw my brother, Mike, staring ot the computer. He had a backpack on his shoulder too. I continued to chew on my pen. I uncontiously kept walking to the computer, Lizzy did the same. Once me and Lizzy was right behind Mike we saw that he was reading something. He then clicked on something, I think it said 'Make Me A Trainer' or something. The computer screen then blacked out and then a whole lot of genki colors started swirling around the screen. It looked like a guy who liked icecream alot's barf too me. I then blacked out.
~~~later~~~
I woke up to see that I was on the dirt floor. 'What the hell am I doing on the dirt floor!?' I thought. I looked to my right to see my brother floating in a lake. The sight of him in that position was great. Here he was floating around that lake and...................................his pants floating in the opposite direction. I clearly saw what boxers he wore today. They were hot pink with light pink smiley faces. On my left, hanging from a tree was Lizzy. I counted to five and branch she was hanging on broke and she fell to the floor.
"Owwwwchie!" She yelled, "What was I doing hanging on a tree branch!?" I just shruged my shoulders saying that I didn't know. "Where are we?" I asked. Then we heard lots and lots of splashing.
"Is your brother wearing hot pink boxers with light pink smiley faces!?" She asked. I started laughing and rolling on the floor. My brother finally found his way to the shore.
"What's so funny!?" He yelled at me. I continued laughing and rolling on the floor. Lizzy pointed out that he was missing something on the lower reigon of his body. He looked down and freaked out.
"WHERE THE HELL ARE MY PANTS!?!?" He yelled and then started screaming like a little girl, which is VERY funny hearing it from a 15 year old tough boy. We heard snickering in the bushes. Lizzy took out her slingshot of "DOOM", I took out my poking stick that pokes people, and Mike spooned out his peas of 'UTTER DISCUSTING-NESS'. Me and Lizzy turned and stared at him.
"What? It's not like people like peas or anything!" He shot back. We turned back to the bush and found out that it was another girl. Her hair was blue and had a sea theme going on there. She looked like the twin sister of Dolphin from Slayers to me. She also had a backpack with her and had a belt with things that looked like poke'balls. She had her hands held up in a 'I'm not dangerous' position. She was still laughing though. In one of her hands though, held my brothers pants.
"WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GET MY PANTS!?" Mike yelled. He had "THE" most funniest face I have EVER seen.
"I came across your pants when it bumped into my makeshift raft, you half naked bozou." She replied in the most bitchiest way she could and handed Mike his pants. That sentence was so funny in addition to Mike's face. She turned to look at me and Lizzy. "Hey you, with the fox ears whats your name?"
"Err.... Kitsune?" I said and touched my fake kitsune ears, at least I think their fake. I felt one of them twitch. I moved my hand to where my real ear should be and found out that it was gone. I also noted that there was a tail behind me. I looked at my brother to find nothing diferant with him exept that he had blue hair. And then looked at Lizzy. She had fangs that stuck out and her ears were pointed, like a youkai. She also had a til but it was white. Like an arctic fox. Mine looked like an ordinary fox. Then I noticed that I had PAWS and fangs too.
I was wearing light tan cargo pants, a dark blue t-shirt that said 'Trespass and Die', and a red jacket. I had blue eyes which was strange since I normally have brown eyes. I still had dyed blonde hair. I also had light blue sweat bands. Lizzy was wearing a white T-shirt that said 'I can't help it if I'm a blonde and I'm STILL smarter than you.' She was also wearing blue flare jeans. She had natural blonde hair that she kept up in a pony tail. Strangly she had amber eyes. Lizzy had red sweat bands. Mike had blue hair and yellow sweat bands. He had a T-shirt that said 'Punk Rock 101. I'm 102.' He had one earing on his right ear. Mike had green eyes and short, riped on the bottom, jeans. And we already know what boxers he wore. He was still trying to put his pants back on.
"And you, Miss.Ponytail?" She asked.
"Lizzy. And don't call me miss.ponytail." Lizzy said.
"And what about the dude with pink boxers and doesn't know how to put his own pants on?"
"His name is Mike, my brother." I said, snickering a little. Mike glared at me. "So where are we!?"
"You are in the forest, duh." She said, then she got the point." Oooooh! Your NEWBIES! Hi my name is Jamie! You are in the Bishi World."
"Bishi World, Like in songwind's and demonica's and the many people in thier clut!?" Me and Mike yelled.
"Err.... yeah." She said sweatdroping. "Listen I'll just take you to the nearest city to go to the orientation building. The fastest way there would be to raft there. That's why I have a raft. Come with me." She pushed us to the raft that she made and we went sailing.
"What a picnic trip this is...." I said.
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TBC
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Kitsune: YAY! I'm DONE! ^_^
Disclaimer: Kitsune forgot to put me up near the begining of the story, ne ways. Kitsune does not own any anime whatsoever but she does own the sayings on thier shirts.
Kitsune: If you want to read the sayings again then here they are:
Kitsune= Trespass and Die
Lizzy= I Can't Help it if I'm a Blonde and I'm STILL Smarter than You.
Mike= Punk Rock 101. I'm 102.
Sano: Just review for the poor and demented thing.......
Sano: You only did that because you couldn't wait for songwind to make a new chapter.
Miroku: Yeh, As I recall, the last time songwind put up a new chapter you were runing around screaming 'YES!'
Kitsune: Err...... If songwind is reading this, please ignore him. He only says lies, LIES I TELL YOU! LIES!
Yahiko: *twitch*
Kitsune: Lookie! The title is MUCH more differant that most! It says 'field trip' even though its not one! And it's my brothers fault i'm in bishi world, and i'm bringing a friend! Kinda diferant , ne?
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Bishounen Field Trip
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"Owwwchie!" I fell on my butt after falling off the stairs, again. I for one do not like to say my real name, so you can call me Kitsune. My real hair color is brown but I always dyed it blonde. I had fake Kitsune ears on top of my head. I rushed to the door to open it when it rang once, twice, three times, okay it's getting on my nerves. I opened the door and my friend Lizzy practicaly ran over and crushed me.
"Lizzy, get off me!" I weezed from under her. Aparantaly she was about to tackle open the door, I just opened it at the wrong time. Me and Lizzy took our backpacks and slung it on our sholders.
"Oh hello Lizzy, nice of you to come! Oh and Kitsune, please get your brother ready for the picnic today." My mom said. "Hai." I replied. I'm not japanese or anything, actually I'm half korean, I just like using japanese phases. I've said them around the house enough for mom and my brother to understand them. My brother was upstairs, probably on the computer again. The only time I'm on the computer is when it's for four reasons. 1. It's for school. 2. To check my e-mail. 3. To see if my favorite fanfiction stories are updated. And 4. To update my stories.
"Hey Kitsune are you coming to the neighborhood picnic today?" Me and Lizzy where next door neighbors.
"Yeh, I'm coming. Lets go get my brother, fast, or my dog will steal my tenis ball." I said, recalling the last time Buttons, my dog, stole my tenis ball, he slobered all over it. I triped on something and fell off the stairs again, for the third time in one hour.
"OWWWCHIE! Now my butt really hurts! ACK!" I yelled when I landed on my butt again. I looked up at Lizzy and found out that she was laughing. I got up and started chasing her for laughing at me. We pased my brothers room when we heard a weird and LOUD beeping sound coming from his room. It was strange because my brothers sound system for his computer was broken. I took out my pen and started chewing on it again. It's not like I chew on things when I'm nervous. Accualy I have an adiction to chew things when I start to feel too much of one emotion or when i'm reading or writing a fanfiction.
"Kitsune, I thought you said your brothers computer sound system was broken." Lizzy said. We were walking to the door to see what was going on in there.
"It was broken, Liz." I replied and opened the door. I saw my brother, Mike, staring ot the computer. He had a backpack on his shoulder too. I continued to chew on my pen. I uncontiously kept walking to the computer, Lizzy did the same. Once me and Lizzy was right behind Mike we saw that he was reading something. He then clicked on something, I think it said 'Make Me A Trainer' or something. The computer screen then blacked out and then a whole lot of genki colors started swirling around the screen. It looked like a guy who liked icecream alot's barf too me. I then blacked out.
~~~later~~~
I woke up to see that I was on the dirt floor. 'What the hell am I doing on the dirt floor!?' I thought. I looked to my right to see my brother floating in a lake. The sight of him in that position was great. Here he was floating around that lake and...................................his pants floating in the opposite direction. I clearly saw what boxers he wore today. They were hot pink with light pink smiley faces. On my left, hanging from a tree was Lizzy. I counted to five and branch she was hanging on broke and she fell to the floor.
"Owwwwchie!" She yelled, "What was I doing hanging on a tree branch!?" I just shruged my shoulders saying that I didn't know. "Where are we?" I asked. Then we heard lots and lots of splashing.
"Is your brother wearing hot pink boxers with light pink smiley faces!?" She asked. I started laughing and rolling on the floor. My brother finally found his way to the shore.
"What's so funny!?" He yelled at me. I continued laughing and rolling on the floor. Lizzy pointed out that he was missing something on the lower reigon of his body. He looked down and freaked out.
"WHERE THE HELL ARE MY PANTS!?!?" He yelled and then started screaming like a little girl, which is VERY funny hearing it from a 15 year old tough boy. We heard snickering in the bushes. Lizzy took out her slingshot of "DOOM", I took out my poking stick that pokes people, and Mike spooned out his peas of 'UTTER DISCUSTING-NESS'. Me and Lizzy turned and stared at him.
"What? It's not like people like peas or anything!" He shot back. We turned back to the bush and found out that it was another girl. Her hair was blue and had a sea theme going on there. She looked like the twin sister of Dolphin from Slayers to me. She also had a backpack with her and had a belt with things that looked like poke'balls. She had her hands held up in a 'I'm not dangerous' position. She was still laughing though. In one of her hands though, held my brothers pants.
"WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GET MY PANTS!?" Mike yelled. He had "THE" most funniest face I have EVER seen.
"I came across your pants when it bumped into my makeshift raft, you half naked bozou." She replied in the most bitchiest way she could and handed Mike his pants. That sentence was so funny in addition to Mike's face. She turned to look at me and Lizzy. "Hey you, with the fox ears whats your name?"
"Err.... Kitsune?" I said and touched my fake kitsune ears, at least I think their fake. I felt one of them twitch. I moved my hand to where my real ear should be and found out that it was gone. I also noted that there was a tail behind me. I looked at my brother to find nothing diferant with him exept that he had blue hair. And then looked at Lizzy. She had fangs that stuck out and her ears were pointed, like a youkai. She also had a til but it was white. Like an arctic fox. Mine looked like an ordinary fox. Then I noticed that I had PAWS and fangs too.
I was wearing light tan cargo pants, a dark blue t-shirt that said 'Trespass and Die', and a red jacket. I had blue eyes which was strange since I normally have brown eyes. I still had dyed blonde hair. I also had light blue sweat bands. Lizzy was wearing a white T-shirt that said 'I can't help it if I'm a blonde and I'm STILL smarter than you.' She was also wearing blue flare jeans. She had natural blonde hair that she kept up in a pony tail. Strangly she had amber eyes. Lizzy had red sweat bands. Mike had blue hair and yellow sweat bands. He had a T-shirt that said 'Punk Rock 101. I'm 102.' He had one earing on his right ear. Mike had green eyes and short, riped on the bottom, jeans. And we already know what boxers he wore. He was still trying to put his pants back on.
"And you, Miss.Ponytail?" She asked.
"Lizzy. And don't call me miss.ponytail." Lizzy said.
"And what about the dude with pink boxers and doesn't know how to put his own pants on?"
"His name is Mike, my brother." I said, snickering a little. Mike glared at me. "So where are we!?"
"You are in the forest, duh." She said, then she got the point." Oooooh! Your NEWBIES! Hi my name is Jamie! You are in the Bishi World."
"Bishi World, Like in songwind's and demonica's and the many people in thier clut!?" Me and Mike yelled.
"Err.... yeah." She said sweatdroping. "Listen I'll just take you to the nearest city to go to the orientation building. The fastest way there would be to raft there. That's why I have a raft. Come with me." She pushed us to the raft that she made and we went sailing.
"What a picnic trip this is...." I said.
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TBC
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Kitsune: YAY! I'm DONE! ^_^
Disclaimer: Kitsune forgot to put me up near the begining of the story, ne ways. Kitsune does not own any anime whatsoever but she does own the sayings on thier shirts.
Kitsune: If you want to read the sayings again then here they are:
Kitsune= Trespass and Die
Lizzy= I Can't Help it if I'm a Blonde and I'm STILL Smarter than You.
Mike= Punk Rock 101. I'm 102.
Sano: Just review for the poor and demented thing.......