Kitsune: Thakies, people!!! ^_^ You are so kind! Even if I only have three reviews and only two people. I'm just happy you even continued to read this junk. Oh, and songwind, I just wanted to add a feature to your character, is that okay with you? 'Cat tail. Kitty-Kitty. Meow. Is that my fault?'
Sano: Is it me or do you use me as a muse more than other people.
Kitsune: It's just that when I type a muse name, your name is the first thing I type!
Ray: I guess that makes sense. Kinda.
Disclaimer: Kitsune does not own any anime or characters mentioned in this story. She also does not own the quote 'Cat-tail. Kitty-Kitty. Meow. Is that my fault?' origanally the word tail was ears and the anime Fooly Cooly owns that quote.
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Bishounen Field Trip
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Somewhere while we were walking we decided to have a race. Lizzy wasn't in the race because she didn't want to race with us. I wonder why. Kayce didn't want to race either. She said something about not wanting to look like she knew these bunch of idiots. I don't know what she ment about that. The order we were in when racing was Renny, Kitsune, Mike, and Hyper. Hyper was last because she wasn't running, she was bouncing.
"Eat my 100% American dust!" Renny yelled while still ahead of us.
"Oh yeh!? Well, eat my 50% American dust, Renny!" I said, trying to run faster than Renny. And spooning what ever dust I make into a bowl.
"Why does that quote sound like it should go into a Monty Python movie?" Mike said running faster than both of us.
"Bouncy, bouncy, bouncy, bouncy!" Hyper said pointing to a very tall tree. The tree was our finish line. Mike made it there first.
"Hey, that's not fair! Your older!" Me and Renny yelled.
"Who cares about who's older. I still won! From now on, my name is Miles!" He said proudly.
"The day we call you Miles is the day you take a bath and like it." Lizzy said, poping out of nowhere.
"ACK! Lizzy, where did you come from!?" I yelled.
"We saw a shop that sells bikes and skateboards a mile back." Kayce said. Pointing to a shop that was a mile away. I sweatdroped and Renny and Mike fell to the floor. Hyper just went bouncing back to the shop.
"Have you guys ever wondered if bouncing took less energy than running?" Renny asked panting a little. We just sat there while Hyper bounced back and forth bringing back two Bikes and two skateboards. She sat down with us, not looking trierd at all. We heard some growling noises and turned to where the sound was coming from. The sound was coming rom Renny's stomach. Then our own stomaches growled too.
"Soooo, what do you guys want to eat? Food that we bought at the last city we were in or food from our universe?" Lizzy asked.
"What kind of food from our place do you have?" Mike asked. All of us emptied our backpacks.
"I have some gum, chips, Home Run Apple Pie, and some leftovers from Who Knows When." Renny listed.
"You don't know how old your leftovers are!?" Mike said.
"No. There's really a place mear my house called 'Who Knows When.' and there's a store next to it called 'Kami-Sama Only Knows.'" Renny replied. We all sweatdroped.
"Okay. I have Pocky, Oreos, peanut butter, and some Korean Coffee Treats." I listed. Then Mike turned and glared at me.
"What are you doing with Korean coffee treats!?" He yelled.
"Errr...... Uncle wanted some Korean coffee treats?" I squeaked. He looked like he was about to kill me. We heard some noise in a bush. We turned and pulled out our weapons. A short girl came out and sat next to us.
"Um. Hi. My name is Yume." She said," I heard you guys talking and wanted to see if you would like to be my friends."
"Fine. Shorty." Mike said. Yume got mad and started to beat Mike with a hammer until there was a large imprint of him on the ground. Yume had black hair with blue streaks, dark eyes, and was fairly short. She also had a cat tail. Kitty-Kitty. Meow. Is that my fault? We figured out that she didn't like being called 'shorty'. We all sweatdroped. She wore a black T-shirt with a line of fire on it and the words 'I'm cool.' on it. The word 'cool' was in ice.
"Let's just eat. I'm hungry." Lizzy said, then sighed.
"I wish we had a portible TV. I'm missing Trigun!!!" I yelled. Then said, "Hey, what's your favorite Anime?"
"I like Fooly Cooly." Kayce said, calmly.
"Isn't Fooly Cooly, FLCL?" Mike asked.
"Yeah. You got a problem with that?" She replied.
"Me likes nice things!!!" Hyper said, still bouncing.
"I like cool anime." Lizzy said. Starting to boil the water for the ramen they found in Hyper's backpack.
"I like things with lots of random acts of violance. Like Soul Hunter. Or Hoshin Engi, for another name." Renny said. With a BIG smile.
"I like lots of anime." Yume said. Once our ramen was finished we took our bowls and ate, talking a little. Acting like your everyday innosent people. Just eating ramen innosently. Nothing bad and immature happening.
"BOOYA!!" Mike yelled as he put ramen on his fork and threw it in Rennys direction. Renny dodged and got ready to dodge another. Since Renny dodged the flying ramen hit Lizzy. Lizzy forked some ramen and threw it back at him. Mike dodged and the UFR (Unidentified Flying Ramen) flew and hit Hyper. Then Hyper threw some ramen and hit me. I picked up some ramen and threw it at Hyper and it hit Kayce.
"I will not stoop as low as them, I will not stoop as low as them, I will not stoop as low as them..." Kayce chanted. Yume was sitting in a tree above Renny when some ramen hit her and she droped her bowl on top of Renny. Renny triped and droped his bowl on Mike and landed on Lizzy. Lizzy droped her bowl and it landed on me. I droped my bowl on myself. When Mike got hit by Renny's bowl, he threw his bowl in the air. Mike's bowl hit Hyper and she droped her bowl on Kayce. Thus became a ramen war, without Kayce of couse.
Yep, nothing immature. Kayce was muttering something about 'you are bringing me to an early death bed' and 'I heard that being with stupid people can give you a heart attack.' Kayce sighed.
"WILL YOU ALL JUST SHUTUP, SIT DOWN, AND EAT!?" She yelled. We all stoped fighting and stared at her. Yume stoped staring, sat down, and looked in her bag to see if there was something to eat in there. The rest of us still stared at her. Yume tried to get some ramen out of her hair. We still stared. Kayce just sat there staring back at us. Yume seemed like the only sane one here. We still stared.
"Hello?" Yume said, trying to snap us back to reality. She succeded. We all blinked and then sat down.
"You know what? Maybe we should give eachother personal jobs." I said, wondering a little.
"JOBS!? I clicked that link to get AWAY from jobs!" Renny yelled, "Especially babysiting!"
"I don't mean things like babysiting, Renny!" I said," I mean things like, Errrr..... things like an added name!"
"What do you mean 'added name', Kitsune?" Yume said.
"Erm. Like. Um. Let me use you as an example, okay?" I said.
"Um. Okay." She replied.
"Okay! I dub Yume as 'Yume the Sane' your job is to be sane and bring us back to reality when in an emergency and when things get awkward!" I said while taking out a stick and poking her with it.
"That's a strange and good idea, Kitsune." Lizzy said, wondering what I would dub her.
"Okay, next is Hyper! Hyper, I dub you 'Hyper the Hyper' your job is....... to be hyper." I said, sweatdroping at what I just said. I stoped poking Yu-chan and started poking Hyper instead.
"YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY!!!!!" She yelled. Still bouncing. It was hard to poke her when she is bouncing.
"And next is Kayce! I dub Kayce as 'Kayce the Freaky' your job is to be freaky and ignore us!" I yelled, wondering why I just said that. And started poking her with the stick.
"Woo, yay." Kayce said. You can practicaly SEE the sarcasim just driping off those words. She pushed my poking stick away and I cried little waterfalls when she pushed it. I turned around and dubed everybody else.
"Mike the Stupid. Your job is to say and do things at the wrong time."
"Renny the Funny. Your job is to be funny and make us SMILE."
"Lizzy the Fast. Your job is to react faster than us, other than Yume."
"And I dub myself as 'Kitsune the Random'. My job is to be completely random yet make sense." I said. Everyone was fine with the dubed names I gave them. Then we heard a noise in the bushes. I noticed that we always hear a noise in the bushes a lot, now. We all took out our respective weapons. I had my stick, Lizzy had her slingshot, Mike had his canned peas, Kayce had a small dagger, Hyper had a rock, Renny had a something, and Yume had............BishBall? We all turned and looked at Yume. She threw the BishBall and out came a Wufei. We all gasped, quietly of course.
We heard talking behind the bushes and turned back to the bush. We crept to the bush and peeked through. We saw a Joey and a Yugi saying something about how stupid it was to get lost and away from the city. From how they where trying to be really quiet, they didn't look like they had a trainer. We quietly backed out of the bush but still eyed them. Since everybody knew that I wanted the Joey they started arguing on who gets the Yugi, quietly.
"Okay, since they look like they don't have a trainer, who wants the Yugi? I don't want it." Lizzy said.
"I, for one, don't want it." Kayce said. Grumbling something about wanting a Marik or a Malik.
"Me wants! Me wants!" Hyper yelled, quietly.
"We are guys. We want Bishoujo." Renny and Mike said. They sighed and sat down.
"I already have two bishounen. And I don't really want a Yugi." Yume said. So with that setted me and Hyper went back in the bushes. Hyper not bouncing for once. We snuck up behind the two bishis and was about to throw the BishBall when Hyper stept on a twig and broke. The Yugi and Joey stoped and listened for any unnatural sounds. Me and Hyper jumped out and threw our BishBalls at them. The BishBalls hit and there was a bright red color. When the color faded there were two shaky BishBalls where the two bishounen used to be. When the BishBalls stoped shaking there was a 'BEEP' sound and Hyper started to bounce all over the place again. I went and picked up our BishBalls and gave Hyper hers. When we came back everyone was staring at us. Yume's tail twitched. We will call it Tail-Sama, okay?
"We caught our bishounen. You can stop staring at us." I said. Hyper was still bouncing.
"Yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay!!!!!!!" Hyper yelled.
"Can we see your bishounen?" Renny asked.
"Okay." We said. We threw our BishBalls and then there was a bright red light again. When it faded we saw a Joey and a Yugi standing there.
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TBC
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Kitsune: The chapters slowly get longer and longer. Don't they? -_-;
Sano: Yep, they do. At least you got a Joey.
Joey the Kangaroo: Hmm?
Sano: Not you.
Joey from Yu-Gi-Oh: WHAT'S UP WITH THAT!?
Kitsune: Box. Review-box. Clicky. Is that my fault?
Sano: Is it me or do you use me as a muse more than other people.
Kitsune: It's just that when I type a muse name, your name is the first thing I type!
Ray: I guess that makes sense. Kinda.
Disclaimer: Kitsune does not own any anime or characters mentioned in this story. She also does not own the quote 'Cat-tail. Kitty-Kitty. Meow. Is that my fault?' origanally the word tail was ears and the anime Fooly Cooly owns that quote.
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Bishounen Field Trip
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Somewhere while we were walking we decided to have a race. Lizzy wasn't in the race because she didn't want to race with us. I wonder why. Kayce didn't want to race either. She said something about not wanting to look like she knew these bunch of idiots. I don't know what she ment about that. The order we were in when racing was Renny, Kitsune, Mike, and Hyper. Hyper was last because she wasn't running, she was bouncing.
"Eat my 100% American dust!" Renny yelled while still ahead of us.
"Oh yeh!? Well, eat my 50% American dust, Renny!" I said, trying to run faster than Renny. And spooning what ever dust I make into a bowl.
"Why does that quote sound like it should go into a Monty Python movie?" Mike said running faster than both of us.
"Bouncy, bouncy, bouncy, bouncy!" Hyper said pointing to a very tall tree. The tree was our finish line. Mike made it there first.
"Hey, that's not fair! Your older!" Me and Renny yelled.
"Who cares about who's older. I still won! From now on, my name is Miles!" He said proudly.
"The day we call you Miles is the day you take a bath and like it." Lizzy said, poping out of nowhere.
"ACK! Lizzy, where did you come from!?" I yelled.
"We saw a shop that sells bikes and skateboards a mile back." Kayce said. Pointing to a shop that was a mile away. I sweatdroped and Renny and Mike fell to the floor. Hyper just went bouncing back to the shop.
"Have you guys ever wondered if bouncing took less energy than running?" Renny asked panting a little. We just sat there while Hyper bounced back and forth bringing back two Bikes and two skateboards. She sat down with us, not looking trierd at all. We heard some growling noises and turned to where the sound was coming from. The sound was coming rom Renny's stomach. Then our own stomaches growled too.
"Soooo, what do you guys want to eat? Food that we bought at the last city we were in or food from our universe?" Lizzy asked.
"What kind of food from our place do you have?" Mike asked. All of us emptied our backpacks.
"I have some gum, chips, Home Run Apple Pie, and some leftovers from Who Knows When." Renny listed.
"You don't know how old your leftovers are!?" Mike said.
"No. There's really a place mear my house called 'Who Knows When.' and there's a store next to it called 'Kami-Sama Only Knows.'" Renny replied. We all sweatdroped.
"Okay. I have Pocky, Oreos, peanut butter, and some Korean Coffee Treats." I listed. Then Mike turned and glared at me.
"What are you doing with Korean coffee treats!?" He yelled.
"Errr...... Uncle wanted some Korean coffee treats?" I squeaked. He looked like he was about to kill me. We heard some noise in a bush. We turned and pulled out our weapons. A short girl came out and sat next to us.
"Um. Hi. My name is Yume." She said," I heard you guys talking and wanted to see if you would like to be my friends."
"Fine. Shorty." Mike said. Yume got mad and started to beat Mike with a hammer until there was a large imprint of him on the ground. Yume had black hair with blue streaks, dark eyes, and was fairly short. She also had a cat tail. Kitty-Kitty. Meow. Is that my fault? We figured out that she didn't like being called 'shorty'. We all sweatdroped. She wore a black T-shirt with a line of fire on it and the words 'I'm cool.' on it. The word 'cool' was in ice.
"Let's just eat. I'm hungry." Lizzy said, then sighed.
"I wish we had a portible TV. I'm missing Trigun!!!" I yelled. Then said, "Hey, what's your favorite Anime?"
"I like Fooly Cooly." Kayce said, calmly.
"Isn't Fooly Cooly, FLCL?" Mike asked.
"Yeah. You got a problem with that?" She replied.
"Me likes nice things!!!" Hyper said, still bouncing.
"I like cool anime." Lizzy said. Starting to boil the water for the ramen they found in Hyper's backpack.
"I like things with lots of random acts of violance. Like Soul Hunter. Or Hoshin Engi, for another name." Renny said. With a BIG smile.
"I like lots of anime." Yume said. Once our ramen was finished we took our bowls and ate, talking a little. Acting like your everyday innosent people. Just eating ramen innosently. Nothing bad and immature happening.
"BOOYA!!" Mike yelled as he put ramen on his fork and threw it in Rennys direction. Renny dodged and got ready to dodge another. Since Renny dodged the flying ramen hit Lizzy. Lizzy forked some ramen and threw it back at him. Mike dodged and the UFR (Unidentified Flying Ramen) flew and hit Hyper. Then Hyper threw some ramen and hit me. I picked up some ramen and threw it at Hyper and it hit Kayce.
"I will not stoop as low as them, I will not stoop as low as them, I will not stoop as low as them..." Kayce chanted. Yume was sitting in a tree above Renny when some ramen hit her and she droped her bowl on top of Renny. Renny triped and droped his bowl on Mike and landed on Lizzy. Lizzy droped her bowl and it landed on me. I droped my bowl on myself. When Mike got hit by Renny's bowl, he threw his bowl in the air. Mike's bowl hit Hyper and she droped her bowl on Kayce. Thus became a ramen war, without Kayce of couse.
Yep, nothing immature. Kayce was muttering something about 'you are bringing me to an early death bed' and 'I heard that being with stupid people can give you a heart attack.' Kayce sighed.
"WILL YOU ALL JUST SHUTUP, SIT DOWN, AND EAT!?" She yelled. We all stoped fighting and stared at her. Yume stoped staring, sat down, and looked in her bag to see if there was something to eat in there. The rest of us still stared at her. Yume tried to get some ramen out of her hair. We still stared. Kayce just sat there staring back at us. Yume seemed like the only sane one here. We still stared.
"Hello?" Yume said, trying to snap us back to reality. She succeded. We all blinked and then sat down.
"You know what? Maybe we should give eachother personal jobs." I said, wondering a little.
"JOBS!? I clicked that link to get AWAY from jobs!" Renny yelled, "Especially babysiting!"
"I don't mean things like babysiting, Renny!" I said," I mean things like, Errrr..... things like an added name!"
"What do you mean 'added name', Kitsune?" Yume said.
"Erm. Like. Um. Let me use you as an example, okay?" I said.
"Um. Okay." She replied.
"Okay! I dub Yume as 'Yume the Sane' your job is to be sane and bring us back to reality when in an emergency and when things get awkward!" I said while taking out a stick and poking her with it.
"That's a strange and good idea, Kitsune." Lizzy said, wondering what I would dub her.
"Okay, next is Hyper! Hyper, I dub you 'Hyper the Hyper' your job is....... to be hyper." I said, sweatdroping at what I just said. I stoped poking Yu-chan and started poking Hyper instead.
"YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY!!!!!" She yelled. Still bouncing. It was hard to poke her when she is bouncing.
"And next is Kayce! I dub Kayce as 'Kayce the Freaky' your job is to be freaky and ignore us!" I yelled, wondering why I just said that. And started poking her with the stick.
"Woo, yay." Kayce said. You can practicaly SEE the sarcasim just driping off those words. She pushed my poking stick away and I cried little waterfalls when she pushed it. I turned around and dubed everybody else.
"Mike the Stupid. Your job is to say and do things at the wrong time."
"Renny the Funny. Your job is to be funny and make us SMILE."
"Lizzy the Fast. Your job is to react faster than us, other than Yume."
"And I dub myself as 'Kitsune the Random'. My job is to be completely random yet make sense." I said. Everyone was fine with the dubed names I gave them. Then we heard a noise in the bushes. I noticed that we always hear a noise in the bushes a lot, now. We all took out our respective weapons. I had my stick, Lizzy had her slingshot, Mike had his canned peas, Kayce had a small dagger, Hyper had a rock, Renny had a something, and Yume had............BishBall? We all turned and looked at Yume. She threw the BishBall and out came a Wufei. We all gasped, quietly of course.
We heard talking behind the bushes and turned back to the bush. We crept to the bush and peeked through. We saw a Joey and a Yugi saying something about how stupid it was to get lost and away from the city. From how they where trying to be really quiet, they didn't look like they had a trainer. We quietly backed out of the bush but still eyed them. Since everybody knew that I wanted the Joey they started arguing on who gets the Yugi, quietly.
"Okay, since they look like they don't have a trainer, who wants the Yugi? I don't want it." Lizzy said.
"I, for one, don't want it." Kayce said. Grumbling something about wanting a Marik or a Malik.
"Me wants! Me wants!" Hyper yelled, quietly.
"We are guys. We want Bishoujo." Renny and Mike said. They sighed and sat down.
"I already have two bishounen. And I don't really want a Yugi." Yume said. So with that setted me and Hyper went back in the bushes. Hyper not bouncing for once. We snuck up behind the two bishis and was about to throw the BishBall when Hyper stept on a twig and broke. The Yugi and Joey stoped and listened for any unnatural sounds. Me and Hyper jumped out and threw our BishBalls at them. The BishBalls hit and there was a bright red color. When the color faded there were two shaky BishBalls where the two bishounen used to be. When the BishBalls stoped shaking there was a 'BEEP' sound and Hyper started to bounce all over the place again. I went and picked up our BishBalls and gave Hyper hers. When we came back everyone was staring at us. Yume's tail twitched. We will call it Tail-Sama, okay?
"We caught our bishounen. You can stop staring at us." I said. Hyper was still bouncing.
"Yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay!!!!!!!" Hyper yelled.
"Can we see your bishounen?" Renny asked.
"Okay." We said. We threw our BishBalls and then there was a bright red light again. When it faded we saw a Joey and a Yugi standing there.
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TBC
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Kitsune: The chapters slowly get longer and longer. Don't they? -_-;
Sano: Yep, they do. At least you got a Joey.
Joey the Kangaroo: Hmm?
Sano: Not you.
Joey from Yu-Gi-Oh: WHAT'S UP WITH THAT!?
Kitsune: Box. Review-box. Clicky. Is that my fault?