Kitsune: SMILE! To myself. *sweatdrop*
Joey: ??? Isn't Sano supossed to be here instead of me!?
Kitsune: *glare* Too bad. Your the first bishounen I caught, so your stuck as my muse. Sano moved with Songwind. *watches Sano following Songwind all over the place* *sweatdrop*
Backround: LEAVE ME ALONE!!!
Joey: Wadda 'bout Miroku!?
Kitsune: He went off to look for Demoonica to ask her a question. I think we know what the question is.
Backround: *SMACK!* PERVERT!!!
Joey: How 'bout Sanku!?
Kitsune: She went off to protect Demoonica from Miroku.
Backround: Back, back you perv!
Joey: *mumble* *mumble*
Yume: *reading all the bishounen stories she can find* I like all these stories! Hey Kitsune, I know your planing to add another character to be my best friend, but who is it!? I must know!
Kitsune: *dramatic music* I can not tell you because even I do not know! *thunder sounds*
Joey and Yume: ??? *sweatdrop* Whaddaya mean ya don't know!?
Kitsune: *is eating a popcicle* Because. * is mad because said popcicle is half melted*
Joey: Weeeeell!?
Kitsune: I will add Yume's friend once I get a review asking if they want to be in the story.
Yume: Why don't you just do it yourself?
Kitsune: Because. DID YOU SEE THE NAMES OF THE CHARACTERS ALREADY IN THE STORY!?
Yume: Um. Let me see. Mike. Kitsune. Lizzy. Jaime. Renny. Kayce. Hyper. and that's about it.
Kitsune: YES! Four of those names are my friends names! Lizzy, Mike, Jaime, and Renny. One of the names are supossed to be my friends name but I spelt it wrong. Kayce. And I have NO idea where the name Hyper came from! UGH! I mean. Look at my own name! It's not even a real name! It's an animal!
Joey: Hey-
Kitsune: I do not understand why I even bother with adding characters! I can't even give them a decent name! *eats Taco*
Joey: Um-
Kitsune: *starts hitting self* Baka! Baka! Baka! Baka! Baka! Kitsune no Baka! *notices that she just ate Joey's taco* Eh.... oops, gomen Joey. ^^;
Joey: *softly sobs* T.T Nuuuuuuuuuu!!! MY TACO!!! *did I say softly? ^^;*
Yume: I say taco, you say taco, taco taco taco! ^^
Kitsune: Lets start the fic! We already wasted 3 KB on my computer!
Joey: What's KB?
Kitsune: I don't know but my computer says that! ^^
Everybody: -_-;
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Bishounen Field Trip
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"Owww! What the heck?" twitch.
"Joey, I think we got caught." twitch.
"Yume can you please stop your tail from twitching? It's getting in my face." Lizzy said. We were all staring at the two new bishounen in 'The Fluffy Bunny' crew. We were about to change the name but we got tired and forgot. So the name 'The Fluffy Bunny' is still there. I despise it. What kinda name is 'The Fluffy Bunny'!? Grrrrrrrrr.........
"So. Who are you?" Yugi asked in his cute little Yugi-ish voice. Thus making Hyper crush the air out of him.
"Meisyourtrainer!MynameisHyper!YouaremineYugi!" Hyper said really fast. Still crushing poor Yugi. You could see that his face was turning blue.
"Ya know. I don't think Yugi will live long enough to own his own car if she keeps doin' that." Joey yelled. Me and everybody else nodded in agreement. It's a pain to look at everybody to make sure that they all nodded their heads while typing that they nodded thier heads. Joey tuned his head toward me.
"So. You're my new trainer?" He said, crossing his arms. I slowly nodded, very slowly. I mean, wouldn't you nod slowly when your favorite Bishounen from one of your favorite animes is right infront of you and you OWN him!? Joey turned around to look at the rest of us while at the same time trying to get Hyper off of Yugi. Me and Yume helped him get Hyper off of Yugi. Hyper pouted but let go of Yugi. Yugi and Joey looked at every thing. Things went pretty slow. Wait, I take that back. Things went REALLY slow.
"Can we eat? I'm kinda hungry since we didn't actually eat any of the ramen." Lizzy said. At that point my stomach growled. I sweatdroped.
"Heh heh. I guess we can eat. But what? All the ramen is gone exept for that one noodle in Kayce's bowl." I replied, pointing to Kayce's bowl. Indeed, there was one noodle and Mike make a dive for it. When he got it he cheered out of joy. We all looked at him like he was crazy. He just ate the noodle and acted like he was innosent.
"Does he always do dat?" Joey asked. I nodded and watched Mike dig around our other bowls to see if there were leftover noodles. I took out my bishball and then remembered something.
"Hey Yume, You said that you had two bishounen, right?" I asked. She nodded.
"Yes. I have a Wufei and a Duo." Yume replied. Then Renny randomly spoke up.
"If I had a Wufei and a Duo I'd name them Wufie and Two!" Renny yelled with a large smile that could put Soujiro to shame. Joey laughed while I just stared at Renny, twitching. This went on until we practically puked when we smelled something that was probably toxic. And it was. It was Mike's feet.
"MIKE! LEARN TO KEEP YOUR SOCKS ON!"
~~~somewhere else~~~
"Where am I?" A cat looking like animal asked. He was a blackish blue color and had Light blue hair sticking up starting from the top of his head, hanging over his eyes like bangs, and then ended on the tail. He had some longer hair at the nape of his neck that was tied into a ponytail. He had ice blue eyes (A/N:*drool*) and a scar on his right eye. He also had a little mini backpack on him. He walked around for a while and triped.
"ITAI! Nanda?" He looked back and found out that he had triped over a small net. His curiosity got the best of him and he started to look over the net. What he didn't know was that the net was a trap. The net got loose when he was on top of it and he was traped in the net, now hanging in a tree.
"HELP!"
~~~back with us~~~
"Did you guys hear something?" I asked. My kitsune ears twitching in every direction. I stoped typing on my laptop for a minute and looked around. Everyone became quiet and stared at me.
"Maybe it was just a pinecone or something." Renny said, breaking the silence.
"Are there pinecones here?" Lizzy asked," Because if there are, we could burn them to make a fire."
"I don't know. I got here a month ago. I didn't really pay atention." Yume said. I turned back to my laptop and continued typing. Renny and Mike began to fight over the last pack of ramen. Hyper went back to bouncing all over the place. Yume, Lizzy, and with much blackmail, Kayce, were playing cards. Duo and Joey were instantly friends. Yugi was rearranging his deck and Wufei was doing something, we couldn't see what he was doing. That's when I heard that noise again but now it was louder.
"Help!" That's what I heard. And from the looks of it everyone else did too.
"What was that!?" Lizzy asked. Droping her cards and triping over Yugi's bishball.
"Hey!" Yugi yelled. Mike and Renny stoped fighing and walked to the unofficial leader of the group, me.
"Me and Mike will find out where that yelling is coming from, you guys stay here, okay?" Renny said. We all nodded, forgeting that nether Mike nor Renny have any bishis. Mike and Renny left to find out what the sound was.
~~~with Mike and Renny~~~
"Ow. Owchi. Owie. Itai. Ack." Mike complained. He had a thorn in his shoe but Renny wouldn't let him take his shoes off.
"Will you shut up? What ever made that sound probably ran off because of you." Renny scowled. He glared at Mike. Mike just glared back at him and continued complaining. Renny sighed.
"You know, you wouldn't have this problem in the first place if you washed your feet." Renny said.
"I do wash my feet!" Mike yelled. Renny looked at him.
"Oh really? Then that must mean that you take a bath once every 2 months!" Renny yelled.
"DO NOT!"
"DO TOO!"
"DO NOT!"
"DO TOO!"
"DO NOT!"
"DO TOO!"
~~~Back in the camp~~~
Everyone sweatdroped since the arguement was about 5 miles away but can still hear it like it was right there infront of them.
"Do you think Mike and Renny will live long enough to catch a bishi?" Lizzy asked.
~~~random 2 second shot~~~
Mike and Renny: ACHOO! *sniff sniff*
~~~Back in the camp~~~
"No, I don't think so." I said. I sweatdroped. We all sighed.
"Let's go with them, just incase." Yume said. I smiled at the great idea. Lizzy took out her slingshot and randomly let out a cheer.
"Let's move out!" She said. We all went out to find Renny and Mike since they wern't going to be very successful in finding that sound. We walked for around 5 miles when we found them. When we found them Renny was hanging in a tree and Mike was using Renny as a piñata.
"DO NOT!" *hit*
"DO TOO!" *smack*
"S'NOT!" *hit*
"S'TOO!" *smack* *nosebleed*
"SNOT!" *hit*
"STOO!" *smack*
"Eww..."
"What?"
"Snot stew." Mike replied. Most of us sweatdroped, the rest of us just lost whatever we ate for imagining what snot stew would look like. We heard the yell of what I think is 'help' again. I was the first one to react so I ran to the sound. Everybody then followed. About 5 minuets of running later I got hit by whatever we where looking for. Aparantly the thing we where looking for was in a net hanging from a tree. It looked like a cat to me.
"Itai!" the cat thing yelled err... mewed.
"Owchie. Sowwy." I said, rubbing the bump on my head and using chibi speach. I looked at the cat thing and it looked at me. I heard the others coming behind me. When they got here Yume and Hyper was first to react.
"KAWAII!!!" They yelled. Yume just stood there with a large smile while Hyper bounced around all over the place, again.
"Nani?" The cat thing said. It sweatdroped. I just noticed that we where sweatdroping a lot today. The other finnaly stoped staring and reacted to the cat thing in thier own way.
"COOL! A cat that talks!" Lizzy said.
"Feh. It's just a stupid cat thing." Kayce lowly replied.
"AWSOME! It TALKS!" Renny yelled.
"I bet it doesn't even know what it's saying." Mike humphed, mad that the cat knew more japanese then him.
"It's a cat that talks and looks strangely familiar." I said. I swear I saw that cat before.
"Where am I?" The cat mewed. I still think I saw that cat before! Yume brought a knife and started cutting the net. Once she was done the cat thing was very grateful.
"ITAI! Watch where you cut that thing!" It yelled. Yep, it was grateful alright. We decided to set up camp here. We learned that the cat was a boy and it's name was..........
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TBC....
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Kitsune: I'm not trying to make this a cliffie or anything. It's just that I'm having a problem with the name.
Joey: She doesn't know what the name IS yet.
Kitsune: The cat thing is from my other extreamly pathetic story called 'My Possession'. People who actually read that story made suggestions on what his name should be and I'm letting you vote.
Joey: Chances are you rgoing to get only two people to review this crappy story.
Kitsune: Shutup. Anyway the names are:
~~~
Lei= the reviewer thinks it means arrogant.
Leiko= the reviewer thinks it means arrogant child.
Atsui= hot?
Kinuvido= the reviewer just put boyish letters to make up this i-chi-ga-tsu name. *sweatdrop*
Aoi= blue?
Stultusko= Stultus is Latin for Idiot, or fool, and ko I think means child.
Itsku= The reviewer suggested it. no other explaination!
i-chi-ga-tsu= which means in japanese january since he's blue and everything.
Oraneth= The reviewer was sugar hyper when she/he suggested this. -_-;
~~~
Kitsune: There. about 9 names to chose from! *eats taco*
Joey: That was Lizzy's taco.
Somewhere over 5 miles away: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!! MY TACO!!!
Joey: R&R! -_-; I want to be rented.
Joey: ??? Isn't Sano supossed to be here instead of me!?
Kitsune: *glare* Too bad. Your the first bishounen I caught, so your stuck as my muse. Sano moved with Songwind. *watches Sano following Songwind all over the place* *sweatdrop*
Backround: LEAVE ME ALONE!!!
Joey: Wadda 'bout Miroku!?
Kitsune: He went off to look for Demoonica to ask her a question. I think we know what the question is.
Backround: *SMACK!* PERVERT!!!
Joey: How 'bout Sanku!?
Kitsune: She went off to protect Demoonica from Miroku.
Backround: Back, back you perv!
Joey: *mumble* *mumble*
Yume: *reading all the bishounen stories she can find* I like all these stories! Hey Kitsune, I know your planing to add another character to be my best friend, but who is it!? I must know!
Kitsune: *dramatic music* I can not tell you because even I do not know! *thunder sounds*
Joey and Yume: ??? *sweatdrop* Whaddaya mean ya don't know!?
Kitsune: *is eating a popcicle* Because. * is mad because said popcicle is half melted*
Joey: Weeeeell!?
Kitsune: I will add Yume's friend once I get a review asking if they want to be in the story.
Yume: Why don't you just do it yourself?
Kitsune: Because. DID YOU SEE THE NAMES OF THE CHARACTERS ALREADY IN THE STORY!?
Yume: Um. Let me see. Mike. Kitsune. Lizzy. Jaime. Renny. Kayce. Hyper. and that's about it.
Kitsune: YES! Four of those names are my friends names! Lizzy, Mike, Jaime, and Renny. One of the names are supossed to be my friends name but I spelt it wrong. Kayce. And I have NO idea where the name Hyper came from! UGH! I mean. Look at my own name! It's not even a real name! It's an animal!
Joey: Hey-
Kitsune: I do not understand why I even bother with adding characters! I can't even give them a decent name! *eats Taco*
Joey: Um-
Kitsune: *starts hitting self* Baka! Baka! Baka! Baka! Baka! Kitsune no Baka! *notices that she just ate Joey's taco* Eh.... oops, gomen Joey. ^^;
Joey: *softly sobs* T.T Nuuuuuuuuuu!!! MY TACO!!! *did I say softly? ^^;*
Yume: I say taco, you say taco, taco taco taco! ^^
Kitsune: Lets start the fic! We already wasted 3 KB on my computer!
Joey: What's KB?
Kitsune: I don't know but my computer says that! ^^
Everybody: -_-;
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Bishounen Field Trip
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"Owww! What the heck?" twitch.
"Joey, I think we got caught." twitch.
"Yume can you please stop your tail from twitching? It's getting in my face." Lizzy said. We were all staring at the two new bishounen in 'The Fluffy Bunny' crew. We were about to change the name but we got tired and forgot. So the name 'The Fluffy Bunny' is still there. I despise it. What kinda name is 'The Fluffy Bunny'!? Grrrrrrrrr.........
"So. Who are you?" Yugi asked in his cute little Yugi-ish voice. Thus making Hyper crush the air out of him.
"Meisyourtrainer!MynameisHyper!YouaremineYugi!" Hyper said really fast. Still crushing poor Yugi. You could see that his face was turning blue.
"Ya know. I don't think Yugi will live long enough to own his own car if she keeps doin' that." Joey yelled. Me and everybody else nodded in agreement. It's a pain to look at everybody to make sure that they all nodded their heads while typing that they nodded thier heads. Joey tuned his head toward me.
"So. You're my new trainer?" He said, crossing his arms. I slowly nodded, very slowly. I mean, wouldn't you nod slowly when your favorite Bishounen from one of your favorite animes is right infront of you and you OWN him!? Joey turned around to look at the rest of us while at the same time trying to get Hyper off of Yugi. Me and Yume helped him get Hyper off of Yugi. Hyper pouted but let go of Yugi. Yugi and Joey looked at every thing. Things went pretty slow. Wait, I take that back. Things went REALLY slow.
"Can we eat? I'm kinda hungry since we didn't actually eat any of the ramen." Lizzy said. At that point my stomach growled. I sweatdroped.
"Heh heh. I guess we can eat. But what? All the ramen is gone exept for that one noodle in Kayce's bowl." I replied, pointing to Kayce's bowl. Indeed, there was one noodle and Mike make a dive for it. When he got it he cheered out of joy. We all looked at him like he was crazy. He just ate the noodle and acted like he was innosent.
"Does he always do dat?" Joey asked. I nodded and watched Mike dig around our other bowls to see if there were leftover noodles. I took out my bishball and then remembered something.
"Hey Yume, You said that you had two bishounen, right?" I asked. She nodded.
"Yes. I have a Wufei and a Duo." Yume replied. Then Renny randomly spoke up.
"If I had a Wufei and a Duo I'd name them Wufie and Two!" Renny yelled with a large smile that could put Soujiro to shame. Joey laughed while I just stared at Renny, twitching. This went on until we practically puked when we smelled something that was probably toxic. And it was. It was Mike's feet.
"MIKE! LEARN TO KEEP YOUR SOCKS ON!"
~~~somewhere else~~~
"Where am I?" A cat looking like animal asked. He was a blackish blue color and had Light blue hair sticking up starting from the top of his head, hanging over his eyes like bangs, and then ended on the tail. He had some longer hair at the nape of his neck that was tied into a ponytail. He had ice blue eyes (A/N:*drool*) and a scar on his right eye. He also had a little mini backpack on him. He walked around for a while and triped.
"ITAI! Nanda?" He looked back and found out that he had triped over a small net. His curiosity got the best of him and he started to look over the net. What he didn't know was that the net was a trap. The net got loose when he was on top of it and he was traped in the net, now hanging in a tree.
"HELP!"
~~~back with us~~~
"Did you guys hear something?" I asked. My kitsune ears twitching in every direction. I stoped typing on my laptop for a minute and looked around. Everyone became quiet and stared at me.
"Maybe it was just a pinecone or something." Renny said, breaking the silence.
"Are there pinecones here?" Lizzy asked," Because if there are, we could burn them to make a fire."
"I don't know. I got here a month ago. I didn't really pay atention." Yume said. I turned back to my laptop and continued typing. Renny and Mike began to fight over the last pack of ramen. Hyper went back to bouncing all over the place. Yume, Lizzy, and with much blackmail, Kayce, were playing cards. Duo and Joey were instantly friends. Yugi was rearranging his deck and Wufei was doing something, we couldn't see what he was doing. That's when I heard that noise again but now it was louder.
"Help!" That's what I heard. And from the looks of it everyone else did too.
"What was that!?" Lizzy asked. Droping her cards and triping over Yugi's bishball.
"Hey!" Yugi yelled. Mike and Renny stoped fighing and walked to the unofficial leader of the group, me.
"Me and Mike will find out where that yelling is coming from, you guys stay here, okay?" Renny said. We all nodded, forgeting that nether Mike nor Renny have any bishis. Mike and Renny left to find out what the sound was.
~~~with Mike and Renny~~~
"Ow. Owchi. Owie. Itai. Ack." Mike complained. He had a thorn in his shoe but Renny wouldn't let him take his shoes off.
"Will you shut up? What ever made that sound probably ran off because of you." Renny scowled. He glared at Mike. Mike just glared back at him and continued complaining. Renny sighed.
"You know, you wouldn't have this problem in the first place if you washed your feet." Renny said.
"I do wash my feet!" Mike yelled. Renny looked at him.
"Oh really? Then that must mean that you take a bath once every 2 months!" Renny yelled.
"DO NOT!"
"DO TOO!"
"DO NOT!"
"DO TOO!"
"DO NOT!"
"DO TOO!"
~~~Back in the camp~~~
Everyone sweatdroped since the arguement was about 5 miles away but can still hear it like it was right there infront of them.
"Do you think Mike and Renny will live long enough to catch a bishi?" Lizzy asked.
~~~random 2 second shot~~~
Mike and Renny: ACHOO! *sniff sniff*
~~~Back in the camp~~~
"No, I don't think so." I said. I sweatdroped. We all sighed.
"Let's go with them, just incase." Yume said. I smiled at the great idea. Lizzy took out her slingshot and randomly let out a cheer.
"Let's move out!" She said. We all went out to find Renny and Mike since they wern't going to be very successful in finding that sound. We walked for around 5 miles when we found them. When we found them Renny was hanging in a tree and Mike was using Renny as a piñata.
"DO NOT!" *hit*
"DO TOO!" *smack*
"S'NOT!" *hit*
"S'TOO!" *smack* *nosebleed*
"SNOT!" *hit*
"STOO!" *smack*
"Eww..."
"What?"
"Snot stew." Mike replied. Most of us sweatdroped, the rest of us just lost whatever we ate for imagining what snot stew would look like. We heard the yell of what I think is 'help' again. I was the first one to react so I ran to the sound. Everybody then followed. About 5 minuets of running later I got hit by whatever we where looking for. Aparantly the thing we where looking for was in a net hanging from a tree. It looked like a cat to me.
"Itai!" the cat thing yelled err... mewed.
"Owchie. Sowwy." I said, rubbing the bump on my head and using chibi speach. I looked at the cat thing and it looked at me. I heard the others coming behind me. When they got here Yume and Hyper was first to react.
"KAWAII!!!" They yelled. Yume just stood there with a large smile while Hyper bounced around all over the place, again.
"Nani?" The cat thing said. It sweatdroped. I just noticed that we where sweatdroping a lot today. The other finnaly stoped staring and reacted to the cat thing in thier own way.
"COOL! A cat that talks!" Lizzy said.
"Feh. It's just a stupid cat thing." Kayce lowly replied.
"AWSOME! It TALKS!" Renny yelled.
"I bet it doesn't even know what it's saying." Mike humphed, mad that the cat knew more japanese then him.
"It's a cat that talks and looks strangely familiar." I said. I swear I saw that cat before.
"Where am I?" The cat mewed. I still think I saw that cat before! Yume brought a knife and started cutting the net. Once she was done the cat thing was very grateful.
"ITAI! Watch where you cut that thing!" It yelled. Yep, it was grateful alright. We decided to set up camp here. We learned that the cat was a boy and it's name was..........
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TBC....
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Kitsune: I'm not trying to make this a cliffie or anything. It's just that I'm having a problem with the name.
Joey: She doesn't know what the name IS yet.
Kitsune: The cat thing is from my other extreamly pathetic story called 'My Possession'. People who actually read that story made suggestions on what his name should be and I'm letting you vote.
Joey: Chances are you rgoing to get only two people to review this crappy story.
Kitsune: Shutup. Anyway the names are:
~~~
Lei= the reviewer thinks it means arrogant.
Leiko= the reviewer thinks it means arrogant child.
Atsui= hot?
Kinuvido= the reviewer just put boyish letters to make up this i-chi-ga-tsu name. *sweatdrop*
Aoi= blue?
Stultusko= Stultus is Latin for Idiot, or fool, and ko I think means child.
Itsku= The reviewer suggested it. no other explaination!
i-chi-ga-tsu= which means in japanese january since he's blue and everything.
Oraneth= The reviewer was sugar hyper when she/he suggested this. -_-;
~~~
Kitsune: There. about 9 names to chose from! *eats taco*
Joey: That was Lizzy's taco.
Somewhere over 5 miles away: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!! MY TACO!!!
Joey: R&R! -_-; I want to be rented.