Konnichiwa, Konbanwa, Ohayou. whatever.

Tenshi and Damaru are back! And we loaded this chap with OOCs and Ren stuff (which could be funny or annoying to Ren's fans???) And wherein we made lots of weird stuff.

Amidamaru-chan:Master, are we both weird??? Tenshi-shoujo:"." Juz read on!

Chapter 5:

MEETING THE SPIRITS 2

Faust-sensei 's students enjoy their weekends with different gimmicks.

First, Yoh and Anna (we really love to pair them off!) decided to watch a movie. And on the movie house, they found out that Tamao, Lyserg, Jeanne, Manta, Pirika and Horo Horo are there too.

"Yoh!" Tamao called out "and Anna?"

"Say. are you dating. hmmm?" Horo Horo asked

"NO! it's just quite boring at our house." Anna said "and you all gathered here?"

"Hai. Lyserg treats us." Jeanne said

"If Anna-chan and I only know." Yoh began "I paid for the expenses here."

"You two can go with us now." Lyserg said "it's ok."

"Arigatou!" the 2 answered. So the gang went off together. Let's check out the other students of Faust-sensei.

Ren was merrily strolling at Chinatown that weekend. Of course, finding dolls and dresses (just the pink ones) on a bazaar. But his money isn't enough. Poor GAY. Finally after surrendering from the cruel shops that sell the following Ren-chi wants to buy but he/she can't:

BUTTERFLY CLIP - COSTS ¥ 60 PINK HAIR CLIP WITH FLOWERY SHAPE- COSTS ¥ 50 ELEGANT-LOOKING BUT FAKE RING WITH PINK STONES/GEMS- COSTS ¥ 75

Ren sighed. He has little money now.

Finally he saw an old parlor with second-hand dresses and dolls which are PINK. Ren plans to enter it.

"Go GIRL!!!" Ren thought, and went inside.

Now entering the old Parlor, she/he was shocked when she/he sees a ghost of a Chinese warrior, inside!

"AHHHHHHH!!! MY GOSH! THERE"S A GHOST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Stop it! You're like a GAY!" the ghost said.

"Why, yes! I am a proud GAY after all! And who won't be afraid of you?" Ren asked.

"You're a Gay too? OH, sister!"

Ren raised one of his eyebrows.

"Are you claiming yourself as MULAN?"

"Maybe yes, maybe no." the GAY ghost replied "I am Bason, or Basona now. And I am an X-man, I was a man years ago, but now I'm a woman. If I used to hate my enemies before, now I really love them. Especially when they are cute!"

"Sister!" they said together.

"So Sis Basona, go with me! I promise I'll do make-up on you, everyday! So that we will be happy! We have lots of make-ups at our mansion!"

"Hey, I like that.' Basona said

Now they walked together, happily. (THE GAY WAY OF WALKING THAT SEEMS HOPPING WITH NO REASON!)

Then Jun Tao passed by and saw Ren like that.

"Ren!!!" she screamed.

"Hi!" she/he greeted happily "by the way this is my new sis, Basona!"

"oh, you! Gay!" Jun cried. Pai Long came laughing. "even your spirit.'sigh'"

"Don't you laugh out, cute." Basona said and smiled the killer-smile way.

"YUCK!" Pai Long cried and ran away.

Ren issues camp at their house that afternoon.

"A message from Ren?" Yoh asked Jeanne because they all went at Yoh & Anna's house.

"Yeah. a camp-out at their house."

Jeanne read the text message from Ren.

"I think Pirika and I must buy a cellphone too." Horo Horo said

"So what is this gay planning again." Anna began

"He also told me he'll introduce his power spirit." Jeanne continued.

"Ok. tell Ren were going." Yoh said. Afterwards Jeanne left.

"Maybe Ren decided to be a decent BOY shaman." Yoh said

"And when do I expect him to do so. first he pierce has hair then he sang until there's a typhoon. so I doubt is surprises." Anna told him. "pack your things now. we'll see the Tao."

So some of his classmates who are close to him came.

"What the." Horo Horo began "why there are so many flowers here???"

"Welcome!" Ren cried "by the way this is sis Basona! She's my power spirit!"

Everyone is dumbfounded. A GAY Power spirit. Yes, it matches a gay Master too. They are in camping. Ren runs after the boys Horo, Yoh, Ryu and Manta.

"Come to me!!!!" she/he cried

"Shut up, GAY!!!" Horo Horo shouted as he runs away.

"Ren! Stay away from me!!!" Yoh cried out "or Anna."

Yes, Anna was coming.

"What's this mess, Ren Tao?" she asked.

"A-Anna! Nothing, we are just playing around!!" Manta alibied.

(Manta the WAR FREAK has nothing against Anna the itako)

She raised one of her eyebrows.

"Is that so?" she said and out of her itako beads are the ghosts Amidamaru and BASONA, you know that the gay ghost runs after the cute ghost!

"Uh-oh." Yoh said.

"Let's begin the camp! It's getting late!" Ryu said excitedly.

"OK." Yoh answered, and they all settled.

Ren showed them the camp tents.

"Wow! You're so artistic, Ren." Pirika said, appreciating the frills and flowers in the tent.

"And what the hell are these?" Ryu asked.

"Please forgive this gay for that." Jun apologized.

'It's nothing!" Ryu cried and smiled at Jun.

And night came. After having bonfire, they went to sleep now.

"Good night!" they all said.

Ryu was lying now when he heard a noise. At first he didn't mind it. But the sound grew louder and it made him curious. So he went outside to check it.

"I am brave!" he said to himself. He went farther to the Tao gardens. He saw nothing. Just some kind of shadow.

Of course he went away. Then on the next time, still nothing, and he really stared evenly at the place this time.until.

"Aha! Got ya! why are you stealing our things?"

Suddenly the figure became clear and it has no feet! Then it suddenly cried out.

"AHHHH! A GHOST!!"

Ryu stared at the figure.

"Excuse me. you are the ghost not me."

"Oh, yes! Sorry! No man is perfect!. oh, I mean, I'm a human years ago. no ghost is perfect." the ghost said "by the way, I'm Tokageroh."

"I'm the cute Ryu!" he answered. "by the way our things. Ehem."

"Gomen!"

"Can we be friends?"

"SURE!"

Then the next day, Tokageroh was introduced, and Ren reacted.

"Oh gosh, a ghost,"

"Mistress Ren I'm a ghost too!?" Basona said.

"Oh gosh you are.Let's go Basona, we'll do make-up in my parlor."

Then En Tao appeared to them. he smiled at them.

"How are my 2 DAUGHTERS?"

They all looked puzzled.

"Dad I'm your only daughter! Jun cried "old men forgot their grammar."

En turned to Ren.

"You know what, the blue-haired boy is cute. you're match."

Ren bushed.

"Daddy!"

"You're turning into a lady now."

Manta was irked.

"Ren, you're a boy!" he shouted and spanked Ren.

"Jun-san, do something!" Pirika and Tamao cried.

"Poor Ren." Yoh said.

"Oh! I must help Manta!" Jun said.

Anna sighed.

And Basona was crying. First, Tears of joy because Ren is a LADY. Next is because Ren is tortured.

But his/her eyes turned to Amidamaru and Tokageroh. Basona ran after them, and told Tokageroh:

"In fairness you're cute!"

^_^ *to be continued!* /hahahaha! We made Bason a gay. behind that brave Chinese warrior is a heart of a stylish GAY!/ *laughs continuously*

/my chapters are shorter now./ g.o.m.e.n. /because I'm using On-screen keys./