Chapter 5 :)

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...some bears came out of the woods!

"Oh no!" Becca screamed. Then she pointed to the tree just infront of her. "Pooossssummmmsss," she said coldly. A few possums emmerged from behind the tree, baring their teeth. They threw some pan-asian cuisines at her. "MSG'ed!" they screamed. "Ow! My stomach linging!" yelped Becca.

"I'll protect you, Summer," Voldemort said, setpping in front of Summer.

"Um, hold on," Summer said with an evil smile. "First...change into your younger self for me, please? And then take off your robes?"

Voldemort shrugged, and with the blink of an eye, he was transformed into a younger, 19 year old Tom Riddle. He then proceeded in taking off his robes, showing his hot, dark green, silk boxers he was wearing underneath. Summer's eyes widened, and she passed out, a look of absolute bliss engraved into her face.

Racy A looked at him and began to smile, too. In fact, all of the girls did.

"Now, start wrestling the bear with your bare hands!" said Syd, holding back a girly giggle.

"Yeah!" said Kirs, who had to close her mouth to stop herself from drooling. "And then...then...then...we can all make out with you!"

"Yaaay!" squeeled Draco, jumping off of the moose and running up next to Voldy. Voldemort punched Draco in the face.

Sure enough, however, Voldemort began to wrestle with the bear.

"Hrm..." said Gem. "He might need help with that. Lucius, take off your robes and help him out."

Lucius took off his robes and began to wrestle the bear as well.

Manda smiled wickedly. "Draco, all other hot guys who're here...take off your clothes and help him, damnit! He's your boss for God's sake!"

The other dudes shrugged, took off their robes, and helped Voldy and Lucius. Snape, however, didn't.

"What's wrong, Snivellus?" Voldemort mocked. "Too embarrassed? Afraid that if you take off your robes, everyone will see your multi-coloured thong???"

Snape's lip quivered. "Summer said she liked it."

"No I didn't," said Summer, who had woken up and was looking at the fight with an odd smile upon her face. "I just said that the colour looked good on you. You could stand to wear more colours. Black is getting boring, dude."

"My stomach feels better," said Becca.

And so, the bear fighting commenced. In the mud. Did we mention it was in the mud? Well, it is now.

Well, anyways, it was a wonderful fight. Lots of rippling muscles and flexage and the girls we're happy. Their minds were in too much bliss to remember exactly details.

However, finally, Tom/Voldy got fed up. "Why didn't I just kill it like this?" Grabbing a nearby wand, he pointed it at the bear and yelled "AVADA KEDAVARA!" and the bear died. A round of dissapointed moans come from the girls as the fighting stopped. Voldy, still in Tom form, stepped out of the group of guys, wearing nothing but his boxers, a smile, and some mud. "How do I look girls?"

"SO GOOD!" They all screamed back. Snape then lept out of the group as well, wearing nothing but his multicoloured thong and not enough mud.

"I'm going for a new look, what do you think?" he asked. "NO GOOD!" the girls screamed back, throwing his robes at him with disgust.

"Yeah, well, I think it's hellatight. And you all need boyfriends." Snape said, pouting, lip wavering as if he were about to cry.

The girls all hung their heads as Snape revealed their need for proper boyfriends. "True dat." they said in unison.

Then Arwen walked over in front of Snape and said "Hey, is that all you girls care about-rippling muscles-a hot body?"

"Psst Yeah!" laughed Kirsten.

"What about a brilliant mind? A good conversationalist? Hmmm?"

"Yeah dat's good too" said Summa.

"Why, thank you Arweenie" said Snape, putting his arm around Arwen.

"Jesus, put some clothes on, man!" Arwen threw Snape's robes at him and ducked away.

"Hey everybody, you know what would stick to that mud nicely?" asked Becca with a huge smile.

The girls shrugged.

"I'VE GOT JIMMIES!"

"Woooooooooo!"

"Boo YEAH!"

So Becca and the other girls threw jimmies all over the hot, muddy guys, so now they were sprinkly, hot, and muddy. Then Syd decided the other girls had seen enough of her new husband. And her step-son. *snicker*.

"Come Malfoys!" said Syd to Lucius and Draco, whilst snapping her fingers.

"Awww Noooooo" all the girls moaned. Then Danny walked up to the group.

"You must be girls"

"Yeah" said Gem.

"Wanna date?" Danny asked Kirs.

"Hellatight!" said Kirs, grabbing him by the arm and leading him away.

"Aight Ladies, time for some new scenery" said Amanda, raising her wand…

Because the writer of this fic no longer knew where the scene was going, or what the characters were doing, the death eaters & co. all decided to go to Hawaii.

"Why hawaii?" asked Snape.

"Because I said so," said the writer of the fic.

*in Hawaii on a beach*

"Guys!" yelled Becca, who had rcovered from her memory loss for good now. "You know what would make us look SO GOOD?"

"Nope!" answered Kirs.

"Let's get some summer fashions!" Becca added excitedly.

"w00t!" Everyone else replied.

"Boys," said Arwen, turning to every guy in the fic (sorry I don't exactly know who's still there...lol), "You can go get us something at that store over there."

"What?" whined Draco. "But I wanna go find some hot summer fashions!"

"Tut tut," said Syddie. "Ickle Draddycins, it's girl's night out tonight! Now go run off with your little friends! Scoot, scoot," she shooed the boys away, but Draco remained.

"Okay, you can stay with us," said Gem. "But don't act so...whiny."

Draco smiled brightly, and held mamma Syddie's hand as they crossed the street, just for safety.

So the girls began to walk away farther from the beach and to the mall. They ran into some more poooossssummmmssss on the way there. They passed the Radio Shack, which had some toy robots on display in their window. "VOIP!" the robots all said.

"I have an idea!" said Manda. "Let's attract some cute boys!"

So they all posed.

"I have a crush on EVERY BOY!" said Draco.

"Me too," said Summer.

"Yes we know," said Gem. "You've been with just about every dude in this fic, Summer, cept Jack Sparrow."

Summer shrugged. "I miss Kirstennnnnn...a..."

"I'm right here," replied Kirs.

"Oh yea," Summer replied.

So they continued to walk to mall, when SUDDENLY.....

a toucan pecked Summer on the head a few times.

"Ouch! you stupid bird go the f*** away." said Summer all pissed off and scary looking.

She glared at the bird, and yelled at it some more, but stopped and blushed when it turned into Mr. Tall, Dark, and handsome.

"Hi, Summer I'm the man of your dreams." he said.

"But how...how do you know my name?" asked Summer.

'A little bird shared it with me."

"Oh, but I dont know yours...." said Summer with a look of disappointment on her face.

Meanwhile, everyone was still walking to the mall, and had not noticed that a huge ass toucan just turned into a gorgeous guy. Syd was still walking with Draco, Manda was posing for boys(and she was getting quite a crowd), Gem was looking at all the little shops on the way, Arwen was just being her and anyone I am forgetting has wandered to shop by themselves, oh yeah im just there bc my man is gone.:P

They finally reach the mall and find out that the mall only sells sex toys and such...

"Hell yeah!" says Arwen.

"Yeah it's cool," said Syd, " i can find some good stuff to use on Lucy-poo."

"Ewww," said Draco looking a bit green, " I really didnt need to hear about that, I mean that was seriously an overshare."

"We told you not to come Draco," said Arwen..

Then Kirsten went to the nearest boutique and started browsing. She picked up a........

Kirs picked up hand held vibrating minature broom. She turned round and showed it to Syd.

"What you think? D'ya think your Lucy-poo might like playing games with it?" says Kirs with a little glint in her eye.

"No more images!" screams Draco, turning an even brighter shade of green.

Gem looks at Summer & notices the gorgeous guy standing next to her.

"Where'd he come from?!" Gem asks, wishing she'd found him first. Arwen hears the question, stops wandering and asks the same question.

"Ummm, I'm not sure - he just turned up" Summer answered slightly confused, looking at the gorgeous guy standing beside her. "Where did you come from?"

"I flew in! I was the toucan remember?! O my names Jack, by the way incase you were interested" replied the gorgeous guy.

"Not another Jack!" sighed Manda, trailing the group of random guys she'd picked up on the way to the mall.

Everyone heard an odd noise like something vibrating across a glass table. They saw Kirs looking slightly embarrassed as the mini vibrating broom vibrated out of Kirs' hand, on to the table & off across the floor towards the door.

"Stop playing with the toys" said the shop keeper, getting out a wand to stop the broom escaping for freedom.

Just then Jess (me) ran in looking around wildly. "I've got 10G to spend on a 1 year anniversary present for my boyfriend, and I was looking to for Kirs to see if she'd help me". Jess stumbles around, for no reason, and........................

falls on top of a glass table!

"SON OF A %ITCH!" she was bleeding. The shop owneer was steaming.

"Look at what u did!! Your going to have to pay that! its 100G's!"

"100G's!!! Thats a hell of a lot of money" said Kris "how are we gonna get so much money?!" Everybody started ignoring Jess, who was crying holding pieces of skin on to her arms while taking the shards of glass out.

"Oh stop making so much noise!" said Draco in his whiny voice, "its not that bad, youd have to hear about this one time, when i broke something i shouldnt tell you about cuz my mommas here..."

"You can break that?" asked Summer.

"oh yeah, it like, bends, a lot. it took the hospital 4 days to fix me."

"Ewww, thats gross?" arwen replies.

"Haha! did they have to use a microscope" asked summer. Everybody cracked up, even Jess.

"Anyways, back to the 100G's.." kristen told the manager "Cant u fix it with a spell?"

"nope," he replied "its magical, so it wont fix with a spell."

"Damn, God, will you stop your whining!" kris turned to face jem as she pointed her wand at her and said a curse. Jess's face was completly restored.

"OMG!! THANK YOU!!!" she kissed kris's feet, kris had a big smile on her face.

"Ok! wait up" said summer to the manager "Can we pay this to you sooner or later?"

"i guess, but you'd have to leave something here to make sure you come back."

"hmm" the whole group said.

"I KNOW!!!" screamed Syd! "Lets leave Draky behind! he can work as your manslave till we pay the fine!"

"But...But..." whimpered Draco!

"hmm, that could work, i like that idea" said the manager while winking at Draco.

"No BUTS draky! do as your mamma tells you to!"

"oh ok!" draco replied looking at the manager., "but only because he's cute"

They all walked out of the store leaving Draco behind with the manager of the store.

"Great! now we all have to get Jobs!" said becca.

"Not, exactly" arwen stated "we could...

Just before Jess could spend her 10G at the sex toy shop (or before anyone could buy anything, for that matter), everyone heard a loud pop and the sex toy shop disappeared only to be replaced by a living room. A very large living room that belongs to a grand mansion.

A green-robed young man with flowing white hair stands before a doorway that seems to lead to the upper levels of the mansion.

"Welcome to Legionaire Estate," he says in a handsome voice. His hands are behind him. Only gaping mouths answer him.

Arwen leans over to Syd. "He looks like a younger version of your husband." Arwen whispers.

"Well, he's not," Syd snears.

"She's right. I'm not. Hello step-mother," the man says. He walks up to Draco and shakes his hand. "Little brother."

"Tiberius," Draco responds. He's got a smile of admiration on his face. But he looks like he wants to hug his big brother real bad as well.

"So why did you bring us here, Tiberius?" Syd asks, impatiently. "We've got better things to do than to hang out here."

"Oh I know, Mother. I know you're still nuturing that baby inside you, hoping that it'll be born to inherit the Malfoy fortune over me. Father seems to favor you very much."

"Oh ho! Son, I'm on my way to that fortune," Syd pats her growing stomach. She seems to be holding back her sickness.

"Well, too late Sydney. Our Dark Lord Voldemort has smiled upon the true Malfoy heirs."

"Really?" Draco looked surprised.

"My guests, I'd like you to meet my family." Lucius moves aside from the doorway. A houes-elf, everyone seems to recognize, magically pulls a baby carriage. Inside are twins, sleeping soundly. One in pink and one in blue. Each holding a stuffed serpent doll.

"Oh how cute!!!" Arwen and Becca exclaim.

And then a woman, in a velvet red dress walks in. She seems to be recovering from the birth of the twins

"Kay!" Gem gasps. Her hand is to her mouth.

"Hi everyone," Kay greets, with a smile. "Tiberius, dear, why are our guests still standing. Everyone, please, grab a seat." She waves a wand and chairs appear. Everyone takes their seats. Kay settles herself into a big armchair and Tiberius sits to one side. The baby carriage is next to him. Then Kay says, "Sprinkles, please bring some butterbeer for our guests." The house-elf disappears back to the doorway.

"But Kay, you weren't pregnant when the headmistress was on vacation. How could you have given birth to twins, not to mention get married, in less than a month," Arwen says.

"Tiberius and I had a private wedding at the beginning of my short time away from the castle. It was just the family there. My dear brother-in-law was best man." Kay smiles and gives Draco a squeeze. Sprinkles had returned and walks around with her tray of butterbeeer bottles.

"But you said your family was in town and you had to entertain. You said you went to wine and oyster country." Arwen still sounds confused.

"You're right. My family was in town. But saying I went to wine and oyster country would have been shorter than explaining where I really was. My family had flown in for the wedding."

"Wait, what about the babies?" Summer asks.

"The Dark Lord was at our wedding and seeing how we were continuing the old wizarding blood and how he needed Death Eater babies, he helped us in our pregnancy. He's not the only one skilled in potion making." She looks over to Snape. "He concocted a potion that helped speed up the gestation of my little ones. Of course, not without its pain. I was bed-ridden since my family left until their birth two days ago. That's why you haven't seen me around the castle lately. Here. Let me introduce you to the Dark Lord's first Death Eater babies."


Tiberius hands Kay the baby in pink. The baby stirs a little but remains asleep. "This is Helen," Kay says. Tiberus then picks up Helen's brother. The new mother beams at her new son. "And this is Hector," Tiberius said.

"So is this the guy you were dating for seven years?" Gem asks with a smirk.

"Yes he is." The young couple look lovingly into each other's eyes. "Now he's my husband. And these darlings here are the rightful heirs to the Malfoy fortune and the future leaders of Voldemort's Death Eaters."

*POP* The guy friends and Damien appear in the living room of Legionnaire Estate. They're still weirded out from the trip.

"Good, everyone's here," Tiberius said, getting up. "Now we can start the process of choosing godparents for the twins."

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mwahahaha!


-Summer :)