Donny, is that you?
Disclaimer - I do not own TMNT. Blah.
Maho Shojo: Well, this story will pretty much explain itself. . .
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Raphael was reading a magazine, when all of a sudden, there was a huge crash, and his older brother, Leonardo, came tumbling down the stairs. Leo righted himself up, then ran smack into a wall. "Leo!" Raph called. "What the heck are you doing?! (yes, gotta keep the rating)"
"Looking for my contact lenses!" Leo called back as he peeled himself from the wall. (it's just a cartoon effect). The mutant turtle sat down hard on the "couch", then realized it was actually the coffee table. "Um, oops." He sat down next to Raph. "I need to find 'em!"
"Why do you," Raph imitated Leo's highly distressed voice. "Need to find 'em!"
"Er. . ."
"Does Mr. Perfect have something wrong with him?"
"All right, I'm nearsighted." Leo flipped over the cushion that Raph was sitting on.
"Hey!" Raph yelled as Leo sent him tumbling head over shell. "Couldn't you see me?"
"Ur, no."
"Whatever."
"Huh?"
"Nothing."
Leo ran into the lab, where Donny was working. Lab = Donny = Big mess = pointy things on the floor. And Leo couldn't see them. He jumped and hopped over the pointy things. Finally, he went straight into the desk, sending Donny's unfinished thingamajiggy to the ground, where it went splat.
Donny was irritated. "That took me weeks to draw up!! And I started on it a month ago! Couldn't you see where you were going?!"
"No?"
Raph tapped Donny on the shoulder. "Thanks to mister Vision Problems, we're on --"
"The Quest for the Missing Contact Lenses!" Mikey shouted. He had been watching the whole thing.
Raph jumped with surprise. "Please do not do that!!"
"Hee hee. Sorry."
Donny decided to take a more logical approach. "Leo," he asked. "Where did you last put your contacts?"
Leo thought for a minute. "I really, really sure I put them on my nightstand last night, before I went to sleep."
Donny wrote this down on a notepad he acquired out of nowhere. "Was anyone else in the room?"
"Come to think of it, yes! Iza and Ammy!"
Raphael was a very impatient turtle. "No more questions! Let's get this over now!" he shouted.
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Leo and Donny went to question the two cats and Raph and Mikey went to search Leo and Izanami's room.
The two turtles found Amaterasu in the dojo, target practicing with her tonfa guns. (A/N: It says "Yojin blasters in Don't Have a Kitten, but I changed it to tonfa guns.) She blew the smoke fro the barrel and readied for another shot. Donny quickly stopped her. "Hey Ammy, have you seen Leo's contacts?"
She gave an uninterested look at him. "No."
Leo wanted to leave. "I see there's no help from here."
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Mikey found two small, dome-like things under Leo's bunk. "Hey! I think I found them!!"
"Well, that is one thing you're good for," Raph said, and added in a mutter, "Besides being happy."
Mikey was quick to tell his oldest brother. "Leo!!" he shouted. "Yo! I found your contacts!!"
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Mikey the happy one pointlessly gathered all in a circle. "I present to you, Leonardo . . ." he held his hands out. "Your contact lenses!"
Leo grabbed the lenses. "Thanks!!" He put them in. "Hey, these aren't mine."
Suserihime pointed out, "I think those are Tsukiyomi's."
He took them out. "Darn."
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MS: Well, that's it! This was a one-shot fic, so I'm not adding another chapter to it! But, Leo does eventually find his contacts, but not before spending a week in a blurry world! ^_^ Please review, and if you don't know, "Don't Have a Kitten!" is finished!!
Disclaimer - I do not own TMNT. Blah.
Maho Shojo: Well, this story will pretty much explain itself. . .
++++++++++++++++++++
Raphael was reading a magazine, when all of a sudden, there was a huge crash, and his older brother, Leonardo, came tumbling down the stairs. Leo righted himself up, then ran smack into a wall. "Leo!" Raph called. "What the heck are you doing?! (yes, gotta keep the rating)"
"Looking for my contact lenses!" Leo called back as he peeled himself from the wall. (it's just a cartoon effect). The mutant turtle sat down hard on the "couch", then realized it was actually the coffee table. "Um, oops." He sat down next to Raph. "I need to find 'em!"
"Why do you," Raph imitated Leo's highly distressed voice. "Need to find 'em!"
"Er. . ."
"Does Mr. Perfect have something wrong with him?"
"All right, I'm nearsighted." Leo flipped over the cushion that Raph was sitting on.
"Hey!" Raph yelled as Leo sent him tumbling head over shell. "Couldn't you see me?"
"Ur, no."
"Whatever."
"Huh?"
"Nothing."
Leo ran into the lab, where Donny was working. Lab = Donny = Big mess = pointy things on the floor. And Leo couldn't see them. He jumped and hopped over the pointy things. Finally, he went straight into the desk, sending Donny's unfinished thingamajiggy to the ground, where it went splat.
Donny was irritated. "That took me weeks to draw up!! And I started on it a month ago! Couldn't you see where you were going?!"
"No?"
Raph tapped Donny on the shoulder. "Thanks to mister Vision Problems, we're on --"
"The Quest for the Missing Contact Lenses!" Mikey shouted. He had been watching the whole thing.
Raph jumped with surprise. "Please do not do that!!"
"Hee hee. Sorry."
Donny decided to take a more logical approach. "Leo," he asked. "Where did you last put your contacts?"
Leo thought for a minute. "I really, really sure I put them on my nightstand last night, before I went to sleep."
Donny wrote this down on a notepad he acquired out of nowhere. "Was anyone else in the room?"
"Come to think of it, yes! Iza and Ammy!"
Raphael was a very impatient turtle. "No more questions! Let's get this over now!" he shouted.
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Leo and Donny went to question the two cats and Raph and Mikey went to search Leo and Izanami's room.
The two turtles found Amaterasu in the dojo, target practicing with her tonfa guns. (A/N: It says "Yojin blasters in Don't Have a Kitten, but I changed it to tonfa guns.) She blew the smoke fro the barrel and readied for another shot. Donny quickly stopped her. "Hey Ammy, have you seen Leo's contacts?"
She gave an uninterested look at him. "No."
Leo wanted to leave. "I see there's no help from here."
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Mikey found two small, dome-like things under Leo's bunk. "Hey! I think I found them!!"
"Well, that is one thing you're good for," Raph said, and added in a mutter, "Besides being happy."
Mikey was quick to tell his oldest brother. "Leo!!" he shouted. "Yo! I found your contacts!!"
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Mikey the happy one pointlessly gathered all in a circle. "I present to you, Leonardo . . ." he held his hands out. "Your contact lenses!"
Leo grabbed the lenses. "Thanks!!" He put them in. "Hey, these aren't mine."
Suserihime pointed out, "I think those are Tsukiyomi's."
He took them out. "Darn."
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MS: Well, that's it! This was a one-shot fic, so I'm not adding another chapter to it! But, Leo does eventually find his contacts, but not before spending a week in a blurry world! ^_^ Please review, and if you don't know, "Don't Have a Kitten!" is finished!!