By Jamie ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
As Scully was daydreaming about what her life could have been as a doctor, Mulder interrupted, "C'mon, Scully! We gotta go check out the murder victim!!"
"Uh. . .okay," Scully said tiredly. "Would you care to escort me to the morgue?" she asked, sounding a bit sarcastic. Mulder just looked at her, expressionless.
"Right this way!" a little-too-excited Agent Fahrt said. He lead the way. As they were walking, Mulder couldn't help but notice how Scully kept looking at Agent Curled's hair. *Hmmm, should I try curling my hair* Mulder thought. *Nah, that's too weird*
They arrived at the morgue and Scully got herself ready for the examination of the body.
"Oh, my God," Scully said as she noticed the several cuts made, all along the trunk and face of the body. "He seems to have been 'snipped' to death."
"What'd you say, Scully?" Mulder asked in surprise.
"SNIPPED. To death!!"
"Eep!" Everyone said at once.
Scully finished up in the morgue and decided to join the threesome. Wiping away a few free tears away, she walked down the hall towards the office. Before she entered she thought she would eavesdrop a little. She heard Mulder, "So, Agent Curled. How do you get your hair like that?" "Well, lots of styling gel and curlers work the best for my hair type. Why do you ask?" "Well. . ."
Just then, Scully entered and exclaimed, "Well, that was an interesting corpse!! What'd you find out?"
"Uh," Agent Fahrt was rustling papers, frantically trying to find the paperwork. "Wow. We have two suspects! Lisa Lauper and Jamie McWeird. They've given us problems before, but just minor stuff. Indecent exposure, etc."
"Hmmmm, weird."
"You know, Mulder. We should probably go and question the girls, if you're up to it."
"Nah, I'd rather chill here," Mulder said, smirking like an ornery school boy. Without looking at Mulder, Scully started walking to the agents' rented car. Mulder followed, as usual. Agent Fahrt just gave Agent Curled a confused look.
"Should we go?"
"Uh, probably. . ." Agent Curled said, getting up and heading towards the door. Agent Fahrt sat there for about five minutes, until he realized he should go and help his partner.
*At the McWeird residence*
Mulder knocked in a steady rhythm, and Scully bounced her knees to the beat. Just then, a teenage girl opened the door to see a couple of smartly dressed people acting rather weird. She joined in, dancing and bouncing weirdly.
Just then, Mulder snapped out of it. "Uh, are you Jamie McWeird, miss?" The girl was too clueless and getting into her dancing that Mulder had to ask the same question 7 1/2 more times.
"Uh, yeah," she finally replied, trying to disguise her voice with a low, man's voice. "Hee hee. I'm just being weird. So who are you guys?" she said, now in a normal tone. Scully gave Mulder a look.
"We're Special Agents Mulder and Scully. We'd like to ask you some questions."
"How cool. This'll be a first," Jamie said, doing a little dance.
"Wonderful; this will be my, uh, not first," Mulder said, proceeding with the questioning. "Miss McWeird, were you ever in contact with this man/woman?" Mulder held up a Polaroid of the corps Scully had autopsied.
"Oh, cool!" Jamie exclaimed, grabbing the small photo. "Is that a dead body?"
Scully snatched the picture away from the girl and gave Mulder another one of her looks. Mulder just shrugged his shoulders innocently.
"Jamie, are you familiar with anyone by the name of Lisa Lauper?" Scully asked.
"Well, she might be my mom. Why?"
"She *might* be your mom? What's that supposed to mean?" Scully looked confused.
"It means whatever you want it to mean."
"Cool," said Agent Fahrt, just walking in with Curled behind.
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As Scully was daydreaming about what her life could have been as a doctor, Mulder interrupted, "C'mon, Scully! We gotta go check out the murder victim!!"
"Uh. . .okay," Scully said tiredly. "Would you care to escort me to the morgue?" she asked, sounding a bit sarcastic. Mulder just looked at her, expressionless.
"Right this way!" a little-too-excited Agent Fahrt said. He lead the way. As they were walking, Mulder couldn't help but notice how Scully kept looking at Agent Curled's hair. *Hmmm, should I try curling my hair* Mulder thought. *Nah, that's too weird*
They arrived at the morgue and Scully got herself ready for the examination of the body.
"Oh, my God," Scully said as she noticed the several cuts made, all along the trunk and face of the body. "He seems to have been 'snipped' to death."
"What'd you say, Scully?" Mulder asked in surprise.
"SNIPPED. To death!!"
"Eep!" Everyone said at once.
Scully finished up in the morgue and decided to join the threesome. Wiping away a few free tears away, she walked down the hall towards the office. Before she entered she thought she would eavesdrop a little. She heard Mulder, "So, Agent Curled. How do you get your hair like that?" "Well, lots of styling gel and curlers work the best for my hair type. Why do you ask?" "Well. . ."
Just then, Scully entered and exclaimed, "Well, that was an interesting corpse!! What'd you find out?"
"Uh," Agent Fahrt was rustling papers, frantically trying to find the paperwork. "Wow. We have two suspects! Lisa Lauper and Jamie McWeird. They've given us problems before, but just minor stuff. Indecent exposure, etc."
"Hmmmm, weird."
"You know, Mulder. We should probably go and question the girls, if you're up to it."
"Nah, I'd rather chill here," Mulder said, smirking like an ornery school boy. Without looking at Mulder, Scully started walking to the agents' rented car. Mulder followed, as usual. Agent Fahrt just gave Agent Curled a confused look.
"Should we go?"
"Uh, probably. . ." Agent Curled said, getting up and heading towards the door. Agent Fahrt sat there for about five minutes, until he realized he should go and help his partner.
*At the McWeird residence*
Mulder knocked in a steady rhythm, and Scully bounced her knees to the beat. Just then, a teenage girl opened the door to see a couple of smartly dressed people acting rather weird. She joined in, dancing and bouncing weirdly.
Just then, Mulder snapped out of it. "Uh, are you Jamie McWeird, miss?" The girl was too clueless and getting into her dancing that Mulder had to ask the same question 7 1/2 more times.
"Uh, yeah," she finally replied, trying to disguise her voice with a low, man's voice. "Hee hee. I'm just being weird. So who are you guys?" she said, now in a normal tone. Scully gave Mulder a look.
"We're Special Agents Mulder and Scully. We'd like to ask you some questions."
"How cool. This'll be a first," Jamie said, doing a little dance.
"Wonderful; this will be my, uh, not first," Mulder said, proceeding with the questioning. "Miss McWeird, were you ever in contact with this man/woman?" Mulder held up a Polaroid of the corps Scully had autopsied.
"Oh, cool!" Jamie exclaimed, grabbing the small photo. "Is that a dead body?"
Scully snatched the picture away from the girl and gave Mulder another one of her looks. Mulder just shrugged his shoulders innocently.
"Jamie, are you familiar with anyone by the name of Lisa Lauper?" Scully asked.
"Well, she might be my mom. Why?"
"She *might* be your mom? What's that supposed to mean?" Scully looked confused.
"It means whatever you want it to mean."
"Cool," said Agent Fahrt, just walking in with Curled behind.
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