Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, but I own the stupid plot. Naruto dearest is Copyright to Kishimoto Masashi sensei~and company o.o

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Naruto had had enough. He was mad. Why was it always Sasuke this, and Sasuke that. Sasuke kiss me, I love you Sasuke! Gah! Pathetic! What about Naruto eh??

What about Naruto this and Naruto that? Naruto kiss me…I love you Naruto. Not once had he heard any of those words. It was always Sasuke. Who cared if he was the last survivor of the Uchiha clan?? Not Naruto.

Naruto crouched low on the desk ad stared angrily into Sasuke's eyes. He just couldn't understand it. But it was quite obvious why they would like Naruto and not him. Even though Sasuke had lost everything, that was what he was admired for. That, and his looks.

But what really annoyed Naruto, was that Sasuke had everything that he himself desired. He felt a mixture of envy and jealousness towards the surviving Uchiha.

It wasn't fair…because Sasuke had been loved. Acknowledged He'd been able to live with his family until the day they had perished.

While Naruto had never felt the loving of a parent. The closest he had was Iruka sensei and Naruto still didn't want to burden him with all of his petty problems.

Sasuke had love. He had acknowledgment. He always appeared so calm and collected…didn't the guy ever say more than two syllables??

As Naruto went back to staring at Sasuke, and a huddle of girls and boys alike glared at Naruto, we get a look inside pretty boy's head.

Sasuke watched calmly as the annoying blonde crouched low on the desk and glared into his eyes. Sasuke just watched through calm eyes. It wasn't his fault that Naruto was such an idiot.

And he'd never asked those girls to get on his nerves every single day. But, no, you didn't see him getting upset. He wasn't whining. Honestly, they were all just obstacles that were in his way. He had perfected the Ignore Technique and it seemed to keep the onna at bay, but they still sent him love letters that he gagged over. It wasn't the act itself; it was the feelings behind it. They obviously thought they liked him. But that didn't matter to him. His only purpose was to graduate here and get stronger, to avenge his perished clan. He'd do anything he had to kill that man, aniki.

Staring into the baka's eyes, he momentarily wondered where Naruto's parents where. And where did he live? And why did it seem that the village people disliked him? Now don't get him wrong, he wasn't keeping track, he had just noticed because he always kept a close eye on anything suspicious or anything that could be useful. If Naruto did have parents, he was sure they spoiled him. And why did have to be so loud all of the time? Maybe he enjoyed getting on people's nerves severely. Who knows…he could just like to get in trouble. Or he must just like the attention.

He was starting to get annoyed with his thoughts and an almost palpable lightning of dislike were exchanged between the two.

Over Naruto's shoulder Sasuke could see a group of very angry teenagers. If Naruto didn't move soon enough, then he would be in for it. His attention was pulled away as someone shifted in front of their table.

"….sure. That's what I was saying." An unknown student in the row ahead said, completely unaware what the elbow headed towards a certain spot on the desk would cause.

The moment his elbow bumped into Naruto, there was a collective gasp as Naruto fell forward…

"Ah, sorry," The student began as he realized he had bumped into someone. He stared at the scene before him.

Sasuke and Naruto…were in a lip-lock. And they did not look happy.

Naruto blinked as he lost his grip on the desk he was on an unknown classmate's elbow bumped him and he fell forward in surprise.

Sasuke watched in slow motion as a surprised Naruto was pushed forward…

And their lips locked into a half-kiss/half mouth lock position.

The only thing that was going through their minds at that moment where

'Sonna!!!!!'

Needless to say, they quickly pulled back as fast as they could and looked wildly at each other.

The unknown classmate looked extremely sheepish and apologetic, while the rest of the room was silent.

Warning bells went off all around Naruto as he looked up quickly from staring at Sasuke, both of them still in shock.

"I have a bad feeling about this." He eeped before he turned slowly to meet many angry people with Sakura at the very front with the scariest expression he had ever seen. No way was he going to survive this one.

No way is he going to survive. Sasuke thought calmly before going back to waiting for Iruka to come and teach class.

After Naruto's beating Iruka entered the classroom and the day began.

After that day, Naruto totally forgot about the whole incident, because his mind was preoccupied with everything else that had happened that day. Who knows if Sasuke remembered? After all, after school…he had plenty of time to think it over. Guess you'll never know huh? *Yawn*