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Mastermind was sitting all alone feeling sorry for himself when Piotr came out of the bathroom, damp because he'd just taken a shower. Mastermind was string at Piotr's finely tuned body when Piotr started to speak " 'Ello 'Astermind" Piotr said sweetly. Mastermind blushed. "Hi Piotr" he said shyly waving his fingers. "You wave like a sissy" giggled Piotr "Why don't you love me anymore?!?!" Mastermind shouted as he ran off
Mastermind sat in his room crying when he decided how he could win Piotr's love……… He must make Piotr think he was a…WOMAN! **dramatic music plays** Mastermind ran to the mirror. "Hmmm… Does this make me look fat? Maybe a should wear a skirt? EWWW!! Piotr doesn't like Blondes! OOO, I'll be a Brunette!" Mastermind looked at his chest, then started poking at what wasn't there. "I don't think they're big enough……" Mastermind ran and grabbed two of Magneto's latest products **in announcer voice** The Orb Ball for pets, it's only three easy payments of $9.99! **shinge, sparkle, sparkle** "I'm perfect! Piotr will adore me for sure! " he announced as he put on his "lipstick"
Mastermind was finally pleased with his "new self" "how am I gonna get to the front door with out being noticed?" he asked himself "OH! I know!" He started to run toward the window and jumped out, (which I should mention is 3 stories from the ground) to land on something sharp but comforting. Lance started to come around the corner, skipping and humming, almost dropping his basket of pink daisies in shock. "Oh my golly gee gosh! I do believe you are lost Mam." Lance said in a faggish voice. " Mam?!?! What do you mean Ma……Yes, I am" Mastermind said suspiciously "Jeepers! May I ask who you are? I'm the Acolyte's gardener, Lance" "Oh, me? I'm umm… here to see Piotr" Mastermind responded "OHH!! Piotr…He's so sexy……**sighs** but I'd never stand a chance……" "Don't worry Lance, your still young and I'm sure you'll find Mrs. … Mr. Right someday. I have to go find Piotr now, Good-bye!" Mastermind got up and found what he had landed on, "oh, here's your shovel." "Thank you! Toodle-oo!" Lance said as he skipped off. **Ba-Ba-Ba Barbie style!**
Mastermind ran to the door excitedly and rang the doorbell, he could hear Sabertooth playing with his dolls. "Daddy Magneto! There's someone at the door!" Sabertooth shouted from inside. "Will you get that for me pussycat?" Magneto asked in response "Yes Maggie-Pie!" Sabertooth ran to the door, dolls in hand. "That must be Barbie's latest accessories! Don't leave Mr. Delivery Man!" Sabertooth opened the door excitedly " You don't have Barbie accessories!" **slam** "Who was dat?" Piotr asked from inside "He didn't have my accessories, I don't know and I don't care!" Sabertooth answered bratily. Mastermind knew it was finally his chance. "It's really happening!" he told himself. Piotr opened the door, "Jah?" Mastermind gasped in excitement "Piotr! I'm your…… biggest fan?" "Oh, do you want me to autograph?" Piotr asked very confused. "No, I want you big boy!" Mastermind lunged at Piotr lips first. Piotr landed with a thud and on something rather hard "Piotr! You landed on Mipsy! Get up, get up!! I'm telling you brought a strange woman in the house, not even Pietro is allowed to do that! EWWW!! And you're kissing her!! MAGGIE-POOH!!" Sabertooth screamed at Piotr as he ran up-stairs. "Your gonna be in big trouble!" he yelled down the stairs. "EWWW!! You even let her tongue in your face!" Piotr gently pushed the "unknown woman" away "I do not like saying this, but you kiss like my room-mate." "Uhhh……I can assure you that I am not your room-mate." "What's you name?" Piotr asked. Mastermind's head went back and forth searching for something when he spotted one of Sabertooth's doll's lying there. He gasp. "My name is Misty!" "Wow, that's the name of Sabertooth's doll. What's your last name?" Mastermind did another quick room check. "Windows!" Mastermind exclaimed "My last name is Windows." "Hmmm……Misty Windows, that sounds strangely familiar." "Oh ,I don't believe it's a common name." Mastermind said. "How about we go up to my room now?" Piotr offered "Misty" "Whatever you wish!!" Mastermind grabbed Piotr's arm "My, your really buff!" "I know." Piotr said unsurprised as they walked off to Piotr's room.
Mastermind was sitting all alone feeling sorry for himself when Piotr came out of the bathroom, damp because he'd just taken a shower. Mastermind was string at Piotr's finely tuned body when Piotr started to speak " 'Ello 'Astermind" Piotr said sweetly. Mastermind blushed. "Hi Piotr" he said shyly waving his fingers. "You wave like a sissy" giggled Piotr "Why don't you love me anymore?!?!" Mastermind shouted as he ran off
Mastermind sat in his room crying when he decided how he could win Piotr's love……… He must make Piotr think he was a…WOMAN! **dramatic music plays** Mastermind ran to the mirror. "Hmmm… Does this make me look fat? Maybe a should wear a skirt? EWWW!! Piotr doesn't like Blondes! OOO, I'll be a Brunette!" Mastermind looked at his chest, then started poking at what wasn't there. "I don't think they're big enough……" Mastermind ran and grabbed two of Magneto's latest products **in announcer voice** The Orb Ball for pets, it's only three easy payments of $9.99! **shinge, sparkle, sparkle** "I'm perfect! Piotr will adore me for sure! " he announced as he put on his "lipstick"
Mastermind was finally pleased with his "new self" "how am I gonna get to the front door with out being noticed?" he asked himself "OH! I know!" He started to run toward the window and jumped out, (which I should mention is 3 stories from the ground) to land on something sharp but comforting. Lance started to come around the corner, skipping and humming, almost dropping his basket of pink daisies in shock. "Oh my golly gee gosh! I do believe you are lost Mam." Lance said in a faggish voice. " Mam?!?! What do you mean Ma……Yes, I am" Mastermind said suspiciously "Jeepers! May I ask who you are? I'm the Acolyte's gardener, Lance" "Oh, me? I'm umm… here to see Piotr" Mastermind responded "OHH!! Piotr…He's so sexy……**sighs** but I'd never stand a chance……" "Don't worry Lance, your still young and I'm sure you'll find Mrs. … Mr. Right someday. I have to go find Piotr now, Good-bye!" Mastermind got up and found what he had landed on, "oh, here's your shovel." "Thank you! Toodle-oo!" Lance said as he skipped off. **Ba-Ba-Ba Barbie style!**
Mastermind ran to the door excitedly and rang the doorbell, he could hear Sabertooth playing with his dolls. "Daddy Magneto! There's someone at the door!" Sabertooth shouted from inside. "Will you get that for me pussycat?" Magneto asked in response "Yes Maggie-Pie!" Sabertooth ran to the door, dolls in hand. "That must be Barbie's latest accessories! Don't leave Mr. Delivery Man!" Sabertooth opened the door excitedly " You don't have Barbie accessories!" **slam** "Who was dat?" Piotr asked from inside "He didn't have my accessories, I don't know and I don't care!" Sabertooth answered bratily. Mastermind knew it was finally his chance. "It's really happening!" he told himself. Piotr opened the door, "Jah?" Mastermind gasped in excitement "Piotr! I'm your…… biggest fan?" "Oh, do you want me to autograph?" Piotr asked very confused. "No, I want you big boy!" Mastermind lunged at Piotr lips first. Piotr landed with a thud and on something rather hard "Piotr! You landed on Mipsy! Get up, get up!! I'm telling you brought a strange woman in the house, not even Pietro is allowed to do that! EWWW!! And you're kissing her!! MAGGIE-POOH!!" Sabertooth screamed at Piotr as he ran up-stairs. "Your gonna be in big trouble!" he yelled down the stairs. "EWWW!! You even let her tongue in your face!" Piotr gently pushed the "unknown woman" away "I do not like saying this, but you kiss like my room-mate." "Uhhh……I can assure you that I am not your room-mate." "What's you name?" Piotr asked. Mastermind's head went back and forth searching for something when he spotted one of Sabertooth's doll's lying there. He gasp. "My name is Misty!" "Wow, that's the name of Sabertooth's doll. What's your last name?" Mastermind did another quick room check. "Windows!" Mastermind exclaimed "My last name is Windows." "Hmmm……Misty Windows, that sounds strangely familiar." "Oh ,I don't believe it's a common name." Mastermind said. "How about we go up to my room now?" Piotr offered "Misty" "Whatever you wish!!" Mastermind grabbed Piotr's arm "My, your really buff!" "I know." Piotr said unsurprised as they walked off to Piotr's room.