Sabertooth burst into Magneto's room, to tell him what had just happened. "Daddy Magneto, Daddy Magneto! Piotr has a strange woman in the house!" he shouted. "Now, now. Come tell daddy all about it." Sabertooth ran and leaped on Magneto's lap. "First I thought it was the Barbie delivery man, but it wasn't. So I shut the door, then Piotr answered it and that awful lady leaped on Piotr and started giving him mouth to mouth!" Sabertooth started sobbing after he finished his story. "Awww……there, there." Magneto gently stroked Sabertooth's head. Sabertooth started purring. "Oh yea, that's the stuff!" Sabertooth cuddled into Magneto. "Daddy, tell me a story." Sabertooth requested. "Why don't you climb into bed, Daddy has to take his little pimp pill." "Yes Daddy!" Sabertooth said as he skipped off to the bed, striping on his way. "I'm gonna change into something more comfortable Daddy-kins!" He dug through his closet to find the perfect thing, his my size Barbie's French maid outfit! **in announcer voice** with complementary feather duster and Windex with purchases over $59.99! Magneto strolled in just when Sabertooth finished dressing. "You did a terrible job cleaning this room!" "I just might have to punish you……" "OH, Misiour!" Magneto picked up Sabertooth and carried him off to the bed…. (you know what happens from here…. -_- )
Piotr and "Misty" had just finished they're "business" when Mastermind started asking Piotr questions. "So, what do you think of your room-mate?" " How do I say this, I think…he's a fag." Mastermind choked back his tears. "How can you think such? I'm sure he's a nice man!" "Jah, he is nice but….I just…he tries to hit on me….and I don't have feelings for him, I like Pietro." "But I though you liked you me??" "Yes, I do but….I have feelings for him too." "Who do you care for? Him or me?" "Well…I…" "Him or me?? Are you ashamed of me?" "No, not at all. It's just I only met you and I've known Pietro since he was a baby…such a nice butt!" Piotr starts drooling over his memories. Mastermind sighed with disbelief. He wondered how he could think he have a chance with Piotr, even in this form. "Would you like to spend the night Misty?" "Every night! I mean…that would be great" "Terrific, let's get dressed and go out to dinner." "Anything you say!" So they got dressed and left….
Piotr and "Misty" had just finished they're "business" when Mastermind started asking Piotr questions. "So, what do you think of your room-mate?" " How do I say this, I think…he's a fag." Mastermind choked back his tears. "How can you think such? I'm sure he's a nice man!" "Jah, he is nice but….I just…he tries to hit on me….and I don't have feelings for him, I like Pietro." "But I though you liked you me??" "Yes, I do but….I have feelings for him too." "Who do you care for? Him or me?" "Well…I…" "Him or me?? Are you ashamed of me?" "No, not at all. It's just I only met you and I've known Pietro since he was a baby…such a nice butt!" Piotr starts drooling over his memories. Mastermind sighed with disbelief. He wondered how he could think he have a chance with Piotr, even in this form. "Would you like to spend the night Misty?" "Every night! I mean…that would be great" "Terrific, let's get dressed and go out to dinner." "Anything you say!" So they got dressed and left….