Piotr and "Misty" were walking down the street trying to figure out where they should eat. "I wanna go to Burger King" Piotr announced "Burger King? That's not very romantic." "Burger King is cheap and nummy!" "Oh look here's a Burger King!" Misty said. Mastermind had used his powers to change the 5 star French restaurant in front of them in a " Burger King" "That's odd, there used to be a restaurant here, oh well!" Piotr and Mastermind walked into the restaurant to find a man standing by the door. "Good evening sir, do you have a reservation?" the waiter asked "Since when do you need a reservation for Burger King?!?!?!" Piotr asked angrily. Piotr turned all metaly and crush the waiter when Mastermind made the illusion that Piotr was the president so they could get in with out anymore problems. "Now Mr. President put down that poor waiter and lets eat!" "I'm sorry Mr. President" the waiter whimpered "I didn't realized it was you." "YAY!! I'm the President!" "Shut up and sit down Mr. President." Misty said hungrily. Piotr and Misty sat down to order. 10 minutes later they got their food and were happily eating, when Misty let out a large burp. "Excuse me." Misty said as she blushed "That was really good!" Piotr said Piotr drank some of the wine they ordered and let out an even bigger burp than Misty. "Hey! No fair, you out burped me!" Misty was up set so she drank some wine and did the same as Piotr. The noise burst through out the room. They continued burping, making a contest out of it all. Finally people started complaining about they're behavior. The manager came out to talk to them. "Excuse me sir, madam. I'm going to have to ask you to leave because of your behavior." "This is an outrage!" Piotr shouted. "You can't kick me outta Burger King!"
"Honey settle down." Mastermind was worried about what Piotr was going to do to the manager. "Sir you are truly mistaken, this is not Burger King, this is a French Gourmet dining facility." "Where's my receipt? I wanna give you your money and leave this….this…DUMPHOLE!" "I can assure you that this is no dump hole" the waiter told Piotr. "Heh, I beg to differ!" "Piotr honey, let's just pay the bill and leave like the nice man asked." "Fine, Steve go fetch the bill!" "Sir, my name is not Steve. It is Pierre." "I don't care if your name was Bill go get the bill before I report you to the manager!" "I AM the manager!" "Yea, sure you are Joe." "I've already told you sir, my name is Pierre." "Well, what are you waiting for Frenchy?!?!" "Piotr, be more nice to the poor man." "When he brings me the bill I'll be nice." "No, you'll be nice now or I'll……" Mastermind couldn't think of anything to threaten him with, what could there possibly be to threaten him with then again. "Let's just leave it at bad things happen to bad people." The waiter was coming around a corner with their check. "Took him long enough!" Piotr said loudly. "Here's your bill Misiour." The waiter handed him the bill. Piotr looked at it and was about to scream. "$ 83.97" "You've got to kidding?!?! Burger king has never charged this much!" "Sir I will once again tell you that this is NOT Burger King!" "Yea, yea. You say tomato, I say ketchup." "Now back to this bill, you must be outta your mind if you think I'm gonna pay 83 bucks for a couple of burgers and a couple of cokes your nuts man." "You did not have a couple of burgers, you had steaks and wine!" "I thought the meat tasted funny….and it was missing the bread…." "Honey, lemme handle this" Mastermind used his powers to make the waiter think that Piotr was right and to make Piotr think the waiter was right so they could just meet in the middle. "All right, I'll pay the bill but….." Piotr suddenly didn't look so well, in fact he puked right there! "Oh my god! What have you done to Piotr?!?" "It looks like food poisoning madam." Suddenly everyone in the restaurant started to force them selves to puke. "Call an ambulance, I needa get my Piotr to the hospital!"
"Honey settle down." Mastermind was worried about what Piotr was going to do to the manager. "Sir you are truly mistaken, this is not Burger King, this is a French Gourmet dining facility." "Where's my receipt? I wanna give you your money and leave this….this…DUMPHOLE!" "I can assure you that this is no dump hole" the waiter told Piotr. "Heh, I beg to differ!" "Piotr honey, let's just pay the bill and leave like the nice man asked." "Fine, Steve go fetch the bill!" "Sir, my name is not Steve. It is Pierre." "I don't care if your name was Bill go get the bill before I report you to the manager!" "I AM the manager!" "Yea, sure you are Joe." "I've already told you sir, my name is Pierre." "Well, what are you waiting for Frenchy?!?!" "Piotr, be more nice to the poor man." "When he brings me the bill I'll be nice." "No, you'll be nice now or I'll……" Mastermind couldn't think of anything to threaten him with, what could there possibly be to threaten him with then again. "Let's just leave it at bad things happen to bad people." The waiter was coming around a corner with their check. "Took him long enough!" Piotr said loudly. "Here's your bill Misiour." The waiter handed him the bill. Piotr looked at it and was about to scream. "$ 83.97" "You've got to kidding?!?! Burger king has never charged this much!" "Sir I will once again tell you that this is NOT Burger King!" "Yea, yea. You say tomato, I say ketchup." "Now back to this bill, you must be outta your mind if you think I'm gonna pay 83 bucks for a couple of burgers and a couple of cokes your nuts man." "You did not have a couple of burgers, you had steaks and wine!" "I thought the meat tasted funny….and it was missing the bread…." "Honey, lemme handle this" Mastermind used his powers to make the waiter think that Piotr was right and to make Piotr think the waiter was right so they could just meet in the middle. "All right, I'll pay the bill but….." Piotr suddenly didn't look so well, in fact he puked right there! "Oh my god! What have you done to Piotr?!?" "It looks like food poisoning madam." Suddenly everyone in the restaurant started to force them selves to puke. "Call an ambulance, I needa get my Piotr to the hospital!"